Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 15:27:42 GMT -5
Jericho- Turmoil before BattleMania
« Thread Started on Jan 28, 2006, 10:23pm »
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The lights fade to a blue and silver tint, and a purple spotlight runs over the sea of fans.
A countdown starting from 5 begins on the Titan -Tron, and when the countdown reaches 2, the screen flashes to “Y2J”. As it does, “Break the Walls Down” by Fozzy plays over the arenas high tech sound system.
You know I got ya (Yeah, one)
Break the wall down! (Ahhh)
For those about to rock,
What ya want?
Baby, you know you're Judas And I'm your priest
Baby, what I got is not from the least
Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast
Step in the arena and break the wall down
Step in the arena and break the wall down
Awaken from a deep sleep
You're all weak
You're living in the agony of defeat
I am the master of your whole heap
I am the pasture, flock ya like sheep
Step into the town and break the wall down
Your heart beat is the only sound
Step into the light and then ya know
You were stopped and dropped by the walls of Jericho
What ya gonna do? (Jericho)
Comin' down (Ya feel me now)
Uh, ya feel me now
Break the wall down!
Jericho
For those about to rock,
Set the clock
For those about to jump,
I'm all pumped
For those about to go,
Watch me flow
Break down the walls of Jericho
What you want?
Break it down
What you want?
Jericho all around
Y2J steps through the red NHBWO curtain and once he reaches the metal of the ramp, spreads his arms out in Y2J fashion. After holding his pose, Y2J spins around and pumps his right arm into his gut with a huge grin on his face. “The Lion tamer” continues across the stage towards each section of fans and taunts them by screaming “I’m the King of the world baby!” and heads over to the other side. At that point, Jericho points out a “Jericholic” sign and calls that fan a sexy beast.
Chris continues strutting down the ramp pointing out the numerous Jericho signs and calling all of them sexy beasts. By one fan, Y2J spots a Triple H sign and calls him an assclown. As he reaches the mat surrounding the ring, Y2J rolls up the sleeve of his “Highlight of the Night” shirt and flexes for the fans to see.
At the curved barricade by the steps, Y2J slaps a few of the lucky fans hands, and even takes off his shirt and gives it to a young Jerichoholic. Jericho then places his right foot on the bottom step and foot by foot walks up the steps towards the ring apron. Chris walks onto the apron and takes one giant step forwards, peering out over the sold out crowd. After spinning around, Jericho lifts one of the crimson ropes and steps through cockily, as if he were a king. The spotlight illuminates Jericho as he climbs up the ring-post and taunts the crowd, receiving an eruption of cheers. Jericho drops down from the post and struts over to the ropes where a ring worker hands him a microphone. As he lifts it to speak, “Y2J” chants fill up the entire arena and Jericho drops the microphone back down to his knees and smiles at the loving crowd. After the chants die down, Chris takes the moment to speak.
Y2J: “What is up Baltimore? (cheap pop gets a lot of cheers from the fans) I don’t know about you, but something is bothering me. Last week, after Triple H and Vince McMahon lost our match, they blamed it on me. (chorus of boos erupt from the Jericholics) It was Triple H who got pinned! It was Vince McMahon who hit him with a chair, so it means that it is Y2J’s fault. It’s Y2J’s fault because I was brawling with The Crock outside of the ring. After the match, the two assclowns called me out to explain costing them the match then jumped me! Then The Crock came down, helped me up, then Crock Bottomed me! Luckily, HBK ran down and chased them off, perhaps saving me from injury. But onto our tag match, this Saturday, myself and Shawn will beat the holy hell out of you two assclowns, then focus on McMahon. Usually, I’d just end here, but not tonight! For you fans, I am going to go piss on my opponents! Our first contestant is The Crock.
Y2J slides out of the ring and searches under the apron for an item under the NHBWO ring. After finding what he wants, Jericho walks up the stairs and ducks under the ropes. What he picked out was a wig and a “Just Bring It” shirt. Jericho puts the wig on, and gets into the shirt.
Y2J: “I am the People’s Champ! That is why I get no crowd reaction whatsoever. Shut your mouth! I am the Crock! I will layeth the smackdown on your candy ass. Let me slap on a half ass, piece of junk Sharpshooter! Then, I will taunt you and hit the Rock Bottom. Oh, what a move the Rock Bottom is! A one armed Spinebuster. Whoopdedamn doo. Now, let me hit the Most Overrated move in Sports Entertainment, the Peoples Elbow! It’s just a normal elbow drop, but the reason nobody kicks out is because they die with laughter over the stupidity of my move!”
Jericho takes off the wig and shirt and finds another bag under the ring. It’s a fake nose and a “That Damn Good” shirt. Jericho straps the nose on and fits the shirt on.
Y2J: “I am the Game-ah! I make the rules-ah! I job to no one-ah! Let me elaborate over and over again-ah on this-ah until you get it in your heads-ah. I am the Game-ah! And so-on and so-on. Let me bore you now by saying how I am that damn good-ah! I will win-ah! I did Stephanie McMahon-ah! But who hasn’t-ah? I bet Vince has to-ah! I am the Intercontinental Champion-ah! I deserve as ring time as possible-ah! My nose-ah hogs the entire ring-ah!”
Jericho relieves himself of the overweight nose and stupid t-shirt
Jericho: “But now, in all seriousness, Michaels and I will kick your asses. I am the King of the World, and a sexy beast after all. And he is the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels! There is no doubt in my mind about the ending of this match. We will walk out winners. And The Rock, will you please, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?”
“Break the Walls down” plays and Y2J yells at his fans “I am the King of the World baby!”. He rolls out from under the ring, and slaps the hands of some fans on the way up to the curtain. At the top of the ramp, Jericho stops and spreads his arms out like when he entered the arena. After he drops his arms, Chris heads into the curtain, and backstage.
« Thread Started on Jan 28, 2006, 10:23pm »
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The lights fade to a blue and silver tint, and a purple spotlight runs over the sea of fans.
A countdown starting from 5 begins on the Titan -Tron, and when the countdown reaches 2, the screen flashes to “Y2J”. As it does, “Break the Walls Down” by Fozzy plays over the arenas high tech sound system.
You know I got ya (Yeah, one)
Break the wall down! (Ahhh)
For those about to rock,
What ya want?
Baby, you know you're Judas And I'm your priest
Baby, what I got is not from the least
Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast
Step in the arena and break the wall down
Step in the arena and break the wall down
Awaken from a deep sleep
You're all weak
You're living in the agony of defeat
I am the master of your whole heap
I am the pasture, flock ya like sheep
Step into the town and break the wall down
Your heart beat is the only sound
Step into the light and then ya know
You were stopped and dropped by the walls of Jericho
What ya gonna do? (Jericho)
Comin' down (Ya feel me now)
Uh, ya feel me now
Break the wall down!
Jericho
For those about to rock,
Set the clock
For those about to jump,
I'm all pumped
For those about to go,
Watch me flow
Break down the walls of Jericho
What you want?
Break it down
What you want?
Jericho all around
Y2J steps through the red NHBWO curtain and once he reaches the metal of the ramp, spreads his arms out in Y2J fashion. After holding his pose, Y2J spins around and pumps his right arm into his gut with a huge grin on his face. “The Lion tamer” continues across the stage towards each section of fans and taunts them by screaming “I’m the King of the world baby!” and heads over to the other side. At that point, Jericho points out a “Jericholic” sign and calls that fan a sexy beast.
Chris continues strutting down the ramp pointing out the numerous Jericho signs and calling all of them sexy beasts. By one fan, Y2J spots a Triple H sign and calls him an assclown. As he reaches the mat surrounding the ring, Y2J rolls up the sleeve of his “Highlight of the Night” shirt and flexes for the fans to see.
At the curved barricade by the steps, Y2J slaps a few of the lucky fans hands, and even takes off his shirt and gives it to a young Jerichoholic. Jericho then places his right foot on the bottom step and foot by foot walks up the steps towards the ring apron. Chris walks onto the apron and takes one giant step forwards, peering out over the sold out crowd. After spinning around, Jericho lifts one of the crimson ropes and steps through cockily, as if he were a king. The spotlight illuminates Jericho as he climbs up the ring-post and taunts the crowd, receiving an eruption of cheers. Jericho drops down from the post and struts over to the ropes where a ring worker hands him a microphone. As he lifts it to speak, “Y2J” chants fill up the entire arena and Jericho drops the microphone back down to his knees and smiles at the loving crowd. After the chants die down, Chris takes the moment to speak.
Y2J: “What is up Baltimore? (cheap pop gets a lot of cheers from the fans) I don’t know about you, but something is bothering me. Last week, after Triple H and Vince McMahon lost our match, they blamed it on me. (chorus of boos erupt from the Jericholics) It was Triple H who got pinned! It was Vince McMahon who hit him with a chair, so it means that it is Y2J’s fault. It’s Y2J’s fault because I was brawling with The Crock outside of the ring. After the match, the two assclowns called me out to explain costing them the match then jumped me! Then The Crock came down, helped me up, then Crock Bottomed me! Luckily, HBK ran down and chased them off, perhaps saving me from injury. But onto our tag match, this Saturday, myself and Shawn will beat the holy hell out of you two assclowns, then focus on McMahon. Usually, I’d just end here, but not tonight! For you fans, I am going to go piss on my opponents! Our first contestant is The Crock.
Y2J slides out of the ring and searches under the apron for an item under the NHBWO ring. After finding what he wants, Jericho walks up the stairs and ducks under the ropes. What he picked out was a wig and a “Just Bring It” shirt. Jericho puts the wig on, and gets into the shirt.
Y2J: “I am the People’s Champ! That is why I get no crowd reaction whatsoever. Shut your mouth! I am the Crock! I will layeth the smackdown on your candy ass. Let me slap on a half ass, piece of junk Sharpshooter! Then, I will taunt you and hit the Rock Bottom. Oh, what a move the Rock Bottom is! A one armed Spinebuster. Whoopdedamn doo. Now, let me hit the Most Overrated move in Sports Entertainment, the Peoples Elbow! It’s just a normal elbow drop, but the reason nobody kicks out is because they die with laughter over the stupidity of my move!”
Jericho takes off the wig and shirt and finds another bag under the ring. It’s a fake nose and a “That Damn Good” shirt. Jericho straps the nose on and fits the shirt on.
Y2J: “I am the Game-ah! I make the rules-ah! I job to no one-ah! Let me elaborate over and over again-ah on this-ah until you get it in your heads-ah. I am the Game-ah! And so-on and so-on. Let me bore you now by saying how I am that damn good-ah! I will win-ah! I did Stephanie McMahon-ah! But who hasn’t-ah? I bet Vince has to-ah! I am the Intercontinental Champion-ah! I deserve as ring time as possible-ah! My nose-ah hogs the entire ring-ah!”
Jericho relieves himself of the overweight nose and stupid t-shirt
Jericho: “But now, in all seriousness, Michaels and I will kick your asses. I am the King of the World, and a sexy beast after all. And he is the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels! There is no doubt in my mind about the ending of this match. We will walk out winners. And The Rock, will you please, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?”
“Break the Walls down” plays and Y2J yells at his fans “I am the King of the World baby!”. He rolls out from under the ring, and slaps the hands of some fans on the way up to the curtain. At the top of the ramp, Jericho stops and spreads his arms out like when he entered the arena. After he drops his arms, Chris heads into the curtain, and backstage.