Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 14:48:20 GMT -5
The Money Shot
« Thread Started on Dec 11, 2005, 7:15pm »
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JR: Ladies and gentlemen we are back live here in Pittsburgh ,Pennsylvania and what a hectic night its been
King:That is for sure JR and...
The PA System comes on "Helloooo Ladiessss"
Val Venis's music hits as he makes his way to the ring in his towel.
Val rolls into the ring and points to the crowd before taking off his towel and rolling his hips. He then asks for a microphone.
Val: Cut my music! [the music stops] Now, you know something the Big Valbowski is alot like a paper bag in a tornado... because just this mourning I was blown from one end of the city all the way to the other.
~~Crowd laughs and cheers~~
Now the reason I am out here tonight in my wrestling gear is to prove a point. The point is simply this... Val Venis is ready to wreslte any day of the week and time anywhere and mark my words I will not back down from any person in that locker room.
Now with that being said onto you Raven. You see you sit on your ass on the back and you talk about how Mr. Mcmahon probably gave us extra money to kick your ass. But that is not true at all. Raven I would have kicked your ass for free you dirty scumbag.
Which brings me to my next point. Last week, In the 3 way dance for the Intercontinental championship i saved your ass from getting pinned so many times and the one time i needed the pin broken you disappeared. Now we got a liar, a cheater, and a theif as our Intercontinental champion. And just to set the record straight, it took both Raven's and Eddie Guerrero's finishing moves to just barely beat me. So Raven what are you going to do when you don't have Eddie Guerrero helping your ass out against me? What are you going to do when you dont have someone saving you from getting pinned every 2 minutes? What are you going to do when you get your ass kicked again and you get more injuries at the hands of the Big Valbowski? And my final question to you Raven is simply this... What are you going to do when I embarrass your ass and send you back under the bridge you came from?
Venis drops the mic and walks to the ramp where he stops and moves his hands across his waist to signal he is going to be the World Heavyweight Champion.
« Thread Started on Dec 11, 2005, 7:15pm »
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JR: Ladies and gentlemen we are back live here in Pittsburgh ,Pennsylvania and what a hectic night its been
King:That is for sure JR and...
The PA System comes on "Helloooo Ladiessss"
Val Venis's music hits as he makes his way to the ring in his towel.
Val rolls into the ring and points to the crowd before taking off his towel and rolling his hips. He then asks for a microphone.
Val: Cut my music! [the music stops] Now, you know something the Big Valbowski is alot like a paper bag in a tornado... because just this mourning I was blown from one end of the city all the way to the other.
~~Crowd laughs and cheers~~
Now the reason I am out here tonight in my wrestling gear is to prove a point. The point is simply this... Val Venis is ready to wreslte any day of the week and time anywhere and mark my words I will not back down from any person in that locker room.
Now with that being said onto you Raven. You see you sit on your ass on the back and you talk about how Mr. Mcmahon probably gave us extra money to kick your ass. But that is not true at all. Raven I would have kicked your ass for free you dirty scumbag.
Which brings me to my next point. Last week, In the 3 way dance for the Intercontinental championship i saved your ass from getting pinned so many times and the one time i needed the pin broken you disappeared. Now we got a liar, a cheater, and a theif as our Intercontinental champion. And just to set the record straight, it took both Raven's and Eddie Guerrero's finishing moves to just barely beat me. So Raven what are you going to do when you don't have Eddie Guerrero helping your ass out against me? What are you going to do when you dont have someone saving you from getting pinned every 2 minutes? What are you going to do when you get your ass kicked again and you get more injuries at the hands of the Big Valbowski? And my final question to you Raven is simply this... What are you going to do when I embarrass your ass and send you back under the bridge you came from?
Venis drops the mic and walks to the ramp where he stops and moves his hands across his waist to signal he is going to be the World Heavyweight Champion.