Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:35:08 GMT -5
Saturday Night Turmoil: Saturday, April 22, 2006
Location: Venice Beach, California
Main Event: World Title Battle Royal
Fans in Attendance: 23,500
Location: Venice Beach, California
Main Event: World Title Battle Royal
Fans in Attendance: 23,500
OPENING VIDEO SEGMENT: |
**The roar of the NHBWO fans becomes over-whelming as the light's in the arena dim and a video begins to play.
Over the past 3 years one man has ruled the Wrestling World. Creating a wrestling empire known today as the NHBWO. This one man is know as, Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Vincent Kennedy McMahon has turned the NHBWO into the single greatest wrestling federation in the world. And tonight, the NHBWO starts off with a new beginning. Tonight, the NHBWO will reign supreme over Saturday Night’s Main Event. Tonight, the NHBWO will unleash fury on Saturday Night’s Main Event, and NHBWO will remain as the greatest wrestling federation…EVER!
The video cuts off and an image of Vincent Kennedy McMahon is shown. The camera zooms in Mr. McMahon’s face, who is standing waiting to address the sea of wild of fans.
Vince:[/color] “ Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight starts a new beginning in the NHBWO. This week, Saturday Night’s Main Event has attempted to steal NHBWO’s glory. Well, damnit, that is not going to happen. Saturday Night’s Main Event attempted to put an end to NHBWO, well that did not happen either. You see, NHBWO will never die. No matter if there are 4 superstars or 40 superstars. Shawn Michaels and Ryan Beyer sabotaged the NHBWO, as well as all the superstars who left. They left me with nobody. I have been through so much this past week alone. But nothing can hold me down, because I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I hope that by running a show this week, it proves that this company will ever die. I hope it proves Ryan Beyer and Shawn Michaels, my creations, wrong. Tonight, you will all witness the re-birth of NHBWO. And together **Camera zooms backwards revealing the entire new roster behind McMahon** we will be un-stoppable!
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The Broadcast Booth
Coheed and Cambria’s “Welcome Home” begins playing through the arena, clips being shown through the introduction riffs. At the verse, the camera shows the stage and the many pyrotechnics exploding from it, then pans over the crowd. Finally, it stops before our announcers. Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to Saturday Night Turmoil! A New Generation and Face of NHBWO is born. Hello, ladies and gentlemen I’m Joey Styles along side Austin Owens. And would you believe just 72 hours ago, The Superstars of NHBWO…The guys you and I know left. That’s right left this company to join SNME run by Shawn Michaels and Ryan Beyer. Austin Owens: I know Joey, I’m in total shock right now. I don’t know what to say. But, there is one thing I know, Vince McMahon and NHBWO won’t allow SNME to take them down. We will stand strong and tonight, the truth will be told. Joey Styles: |
Austin Owens: I can’t wait Joey, that match can go so many ways its unbelievable. And with a diva entrant, I know she’s hot and all but Joey do you really think she has a chance in this? C’mon it’s a man’s game. It’s a man’s title.
Joey Styles: Anything is possible Owen’s. She has a chance just like everyone else does.
Austin Owens: Pssshhh, Please Styles. What are you thinking? Maybe you should come out from underneath that rock you’ve been living in.
Joey Styles: Just shut up, let’s get this show started, okay Owen’s. There is no time for your wise-ass jokes now. This is a big night for all of us here and we open tonight’s show with Chris Masters vs. Rey Mysterio!
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Backstage Segment: Rey Mysterio |
Ring Attendant:[/color] Rey, your match is up next!
Rey Mysterio:[/color] I’m not going…
Ring Attendant:[/color] Rey, what are you talking about? You are scheduled! Your up get out there.
Rey Mysterio *to himself*[/color] For the short amount of time I have been here, I've decided I'm better off in Saturday Nights Main Event, along with the other greats of this broken company.
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In Ring Segment: An Agreement |
The “Masterpiece” by POD blares out through the arena. “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters slowly walks through the curtain with a white cape covered in gold sparkles draped over his back. He walks down the ramp some and stops before he reaches the end. He throws off his cape and begins to pose, showing off his massive muscles. The women in the audience begin to scream for him as his muscles bulge out from his arms and chest. He slowly begins walking down the ramp flexing his muscles with every step he takes. The fans seem to be completely behind Chris Masters as they continue to cheer for him as he climbs the steel ring steps. He brushes his feet on the ring apron and asks the referee to bring up the ropes. The referee without hesitation lifts the ropes up for Masters to enter. Masters poses in the center of the ring to a standing ovation.
Chris Masters: Cut the music….(Master’s chant erupts in the crowd) Rey Mysterio, I know your back there listening. You came up to me just 3 days ago and I looked you in the eyes and you looked me back and I asked you point blank whether you were NHBWO all the way or whether you were with that other company, what is the name of it? (Laughs) I guess it really doesn’t matter because there will be only 1 place for Chris Masters, and that is NHBWO. (Fans cheer) You see Rey you took it upon yourself to lie to my face, to lie to the Superstars of NHBWO and most importantly the fans that made you what you are today. If it wasn’t for the fans we wouldn’t be here. Where do you think all the money comes from to watch us perform night in and night out? It comes from the hard working people of America, the land of the free…It comes from the fans, Rey! It seems like you’ve forgotten all of that. It’s not about you, it’s about them! And it looks like you turned against them. You know Rey I considered you one of my friends backstage. You were different from other people, you were a caring person, you loved your fans. And I respected that. I respected you, Rey. But to do this to our company, the company that made you it seems like the only thing left to do is to show you the door! And you aren’t leaving until I kick your ass out! (Fans cheer) Master’s drops the mic on the ring mat and gets into position for a fight)
Rey Mysterio enters onto the stage
[/b][/center]Rey Mysterio: Woah, Woah, Woah. Hold on big fella’! (Fans boo) Listen man I respect you and all of that but there are bigger and better things for Rey Mysterio.
Chris Masters: And what exactly is that Rey? Turning your back on our company?!
Rey Mysterio: Chris, there is a time in every man’s life when he sees a better opportunity. SNME, has offered me more than Vince McMahon or NHBWO could ever give me. (Fans boo) It’s not that I don’t care about the fans but Chris, you….(Walks down the ramp) You know there is nothing finer, nothing better than a higher paying job. Money is what this world is all about, baby. (Walks up the steel ring steps and enters through the ropes; Faces Chris Masters) Money is what makes the world turn. Money has bought me a better life. It has bought my family a better place to live, better things to eat. I mean Chris there is nothing better than being filthy rich and living the finer things in life. You could have all of this too, if you just do one thing. (Pulls out a piece of paper) This right here is a contract. A contract with your name on it directly from my boss, Shawn Michaels and Ryan Beyer. All you have to do is sign it and baby together we can enjoy the finer things in life! Money is power, you can do anything with it! Anything can be yours. You can buy what ever you want, you can have what ever you want. You can have any woman you want. It’s all right here, Chris. Just sign it and I promise you, you will get anything you’ve ever wanted. (Rey hands the contract to Chris Masters)
(Chris Masters takes the contract from Rey Mysterio.)
[/b][/center]He begins looking it over making sure to read each and every small detail. The fans in the arena scream for Masters not to sign it.
Chris Masters: You know Rey, that is a hell of an offer for the Masterpiece! I mean together you and I can enjoy the times of our lives! Fine wine, the best stuff money can buy and all the woman one man could ever want. Sounds like a hell of a bargain.
Rey Mysterio: It is…Chris…It is. So just sign it and it’s a done deal.
(Chris Masters opens the sheet of papers and looks through them again.)
[/b][/center]Chris Masters: Do you have a pen?
(Rey Mysterio hands Chris Masters a pen.)
[/b][/center]Chris Masters: Do I sign here? (Rey nods; Chris Master‘s begins signing; Fans boo)
Rey Mysterio: (Masters hands Rey the contract; Rey looks into the audience as Masters smiles behind him) Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s official! (Fans boo) Chris Masters is now officially part of (Looks at Contract) SN….
Rey Mysterio: Chris, man you didn’t sign it!? (Holds his arms up looking confused.)
Chris Masters: I changed my mind. (Fans cheer)
Chris grabs the contract from Rey Mysterio and rips it in half. He then rips it again from the middle and tosses it into the face of Mysterio. Mysterio looks down at the ripped and torn pieces of paper. Fans cheer as Masters looks down at Rey with a big smirk on his face.[/td][/tr][/table]
Rey charges at Masters with an infuriated and angry look on his face, Masters moves out of the way and throws Rey into the ropes. Rey ducks a clothesline from Chris Masters, Rey runs against the ropes and jumps into the arms of Chris Masters attempting a cross body block. Masters tosses Rey high into the air and Mysterio comes down chest first catching nothing but solid canvas. Rey holds his upper chest in pain as he slowly gets up to a vertical basis. Masters stalks Rey from behind, grabbing his arms and jerking his head forward Masters locks in “The Master Lock”. A man wearing a black shirt and black jeans runs from the entry way. Fans go nuts as he hits the ring. His long black hair oozes with machismo. It’s the legendary return of Scott Hall. Scott Hall slides onto the mat as Chris Masters continues to lock in the “Master Lock”. Hall checks Rey’s arm. He lifts it up high and it drops for one. Hall holds up 1 finger. He check’s Rey again lifting his arm up it goes down for two. Hall holds up 2 fingers. He raises Rey’s arm again and it falls for the final time. Scott Hall calls for the bell. (Fans cheer wildly as Hall raises the hand of Chris Masters.)
Winner: Chris Masters
After Math:
A Ticket Home[/center][/size]Scott Hall and Chris Masters are about to exit the ring when Rey Mysterio begins to stir on the ring mat. Chris Masters whispers something into the ear of Scott Hall. Scott Hall gives a smirk and nods. Chris Masters hops to the outside as Hall grabs Rey by the head. Hall looks into the eyes of Mysterio grabbing the sharp ended toothpick from his mouth throws it into the face of Mysterio. Hall throws Mysterio between his legs.(Fans cheer) Hall hoists him high above his head in a crucifix like appearance and drives him hard to the mat with a Razor’s Edge. Hall brushes his hands together in a business has been taken care of motion. Chris Masters re-enters the ring with a can of spray paint. Scott Hall takes the can as Masters flips Mysterio around exposing his back to Hall. Hall shakes the can of black spray paint up and sprays the word “SNME” onto Rey’s back signifying the end of Rey Mysterio’s career. The Nwoo “Black & White” music hits and fans cheer as Scott Hall and Chris Masters stand over the beaten body of Rey Mysterio. The both exit the ring together and head to the back as Rey slowly get to his feet. Mysterio realizing what happened tries to whip off the spray paint on his back. The fans begin to chant as Rey Mysterio embarrassingly walks up the ramp way.
The Crowd: Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye! Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye! Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye! Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye! Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye! Na, Na, Na, Na,…Na, Na, Na, Na….Heyyaaayaaa, Goodbye!
Backstage Segment: The Final Words (Destiny: The World Title) |
Victoria: ::I Aint The Lady To Mess Wit hits on the Pa System as Victoria comes out with pretty damn good pops ever since the Unlimited Segment. She taunts the crowd before she jumps over the top rope. ::
Victoria: Well, Well, Well, here we meet again. I know your probarbly gonna laugh that a diva entered this match but trust me I can take out many little boys with my Widows Peak. And I emphisize little boys because they cant kick it with any other girl besides that cheap ho Trish. And for a girl who does many prostistuion runs she only has 6 e-fed dollars? Wow she must been working for Godfather. No offense buddy, and also if you enter be prepared to get creamed by the Widows Peak Queen.
Victoria: Oh and By the way if your curious how I'll be able to do it, no you perves, I mean get boys out of the ring. I have a very versatile moveset and trust me with dragonranas, hurricanrans, moonsaults, All Alone could taken many of them poor excuses for competitors to rest.
::Victoria gets ready to leave but first she has a surprise for the audience.::
Victoria: You guys have spoiled me to much with your pops you deserve another look at the Widows Peak!
Homicide Yo, no one told me that you couldn't use a weapon in a over the top battle royal. So you know what? I took advantage of that chance and when the Battle Royal comes, anyone who steps up to me will be knocked the eff out! With this here chair! Victoria? This chicken head gonna wanna come in this the invitational acting like she's hard? Well she'll taste some chair! Godfather? Old timer trying to get a title shot, he'll prolly have a stroke just stepping through those ropes! Anyway....I'm out...see ya'll at the invitational('Cide drops the mic and walks out the ring).
The Southern Sensation “JC Bailey”[/b] Here I am thinking I'm actually going to have a CHALLENGE in becoming NHBWO Champion, and look at what I have to get past. Godfather? The 70-year-old pimp? DISGUSTING! Victoria??? HAH! Widow's Peak my ass. And Homicide? Heh... I just have to say thanks for clearing up the fact that you can use weapons. Though it'll be YOUR downfall. You bring your cute little chair, I'll bring the big toys!
The Godfather:[/b] Victoria as you forgot I’m still in the battle royal this Saturday. And you may be a women but your not HO material. I think Homicide, JC, and me can all Agree a women is not walking out with the world title around her waist. I am. JC you don't have to worry about Homicide because he won't be able to make it to the battle royal because when I get done whooping his ass he will regret challenging me.
But JC just don't forget yes I am old but I have more experience in bed.
Justin Tyger:[/b] At Saturday Night Turmoil, I‘m making my debut in NOBWO, and I’m in a World title battle royal.. I’ve actually have a title shot.. This is my first fair title shot ever.. I’m not gonna blow it this time.. I need some gold in my hand.. And you know what?? I’m going to do anything to get that title!! ‘Cause my skill don’t match up to none yours!! Not even half of yours!! I admit it!! I’m just one of those ultraviolent spotshow wrestlers!! I ain’t got a care for my opponents, myself, my momma, or even my girlfriend!! I’m homicidal, I’m suicidal, I ain’t got a fucking care for no one or nothing!! I’ma gonna bring some toys with me!!
Scott Hall:[/b] Hey yo! Now would you have ever thought? Here I am...Scott Hall...the most revolutionary name in NHBWO history! Former World Heavyweight Champion and co-owner! I have returned ladies and gentlemen because I know that all my fans have missed me. I have returned to open a new chapter in my career...this time I will become even greater than I already was! I plan on making my return a big one because I have entered myself into the open invitational battle royal this Saturday and I plan on leaving with the World Title! The lone wolf will once again be on top of the NHBWO where I belong. Nobody will stop me to my rise to the top because I've been there man. I've done it all and I'm getting seconds. I am the veteran of this company now and I lay down for no man! Come Saturday, all of these rookies will understand why I was the locker room leader 3 years ago and they will understand why I deserve to be the World Champion.
Shawn Michaels:[/b] As you all may know there is a match tonight at 5:00pm and I had the biggest smile when I heard it was for the title that I won against Bret Hart whe Vince screwed me and Bret but, lets not get into that right now this is all about the title and the one who deserves it. I have done many, many things in my carrer as a wrestler so if anyone gets to walk out of the ring and hold that title in there arms thats me I deserve the title and if I don't win remember key words "if" I don't when I should be the first one to get that title shot so lets wrap things up real quick if any of you like blood, sweet, and tears well all of you including me will share that in this very ring here tonight.
Kurt Angle:[/b] Well, I see it didn’t take long for Vince to realize the caliber of superstar I am. I say that because I was just offered the chance to be in the World Heavyweight Title Invitational! Now that I see who is in this match....I see this will be a piece of cake. We got a wannabe Pimp with his ugly ass,fake,street hoes.Then,we have Shawn Micheals.The Washed-up Kid. This man couldn’t beat me in his prime let alone now. Then...we have Victoria. A god damn female is challenging for the World Title.Dont make me laugh.Then,I see we finally got Scott Hall out of rehab to wrestle again. This Invitational is a joke. I am the greatest wrestler in this match. I will walk into that ring with the intent to throw everyone of you out of that damn ring. I will become World Champion.Oh its true. Its DAMN TRUE!
Sonny Siaki:[/b] Let me introduce myself ace in the hole sonny siaki the newest star of nhbwo The guy that is going send the rating through the roof and what a better way to do that is to become champion coming into this match I thought it might be a challenge that was until I saw who I was facing godfather you my friend are an eighty year old pimp which makes me sick to the stomach Victoria Victoria Victoria all im going say to you is that women or not im still going to take you out homicide its people like you that have turned the streets of America into junkie filled death trap and with the same chair that you bring to the ring im gonna wrap it around your skull next on the list is jc you said you thought it would be a challenge winning the title well with with me in it, it will be the biggest challenge of you life and I have to tell ya it’s a challenge you wont overcome Justin tyger just like me your making your debut but I gotta give it to you, you said you don’t have the skills like everyone else does FACT you don’t you could never match up to me but you mentioned you were a ultra violent spot show wrestler well by the time you get into the ring with me ill have you out the ring by a click of the fingers so you will have no time for a spot fest Scott hall you mentioned you’re a former champ well move aside cause my time is now your just a washed up has-been and finally another true has-been the has-been kid himself hbk and all I have to say is that im finally gonna finish the over rated career of Shawn Michaels well that wraps things up just remember this is an early celebration for your next champion for all the doubters I hate to say I told you so ….. But I told you so…
Chris Masters:[/b] You know, I am the only former World Champion in this Battle Royal. And tonight, I am going to become once again World Champion. There are some guys I have never heard of in this battle royal. You see, Chris Masters is the greatest wrestler alive today. And I will be damned if I dont walk out of Turmoil with the title. As far as I am concerned, no body is as a good as Chris Masters. Nobody can break the Masterlock. And tonight, I am walking iout of Turmoil with the World Heavyweight Title. May I welcome NHBWO to Planet Masters. [/td][/tr][/table]