Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:10:58 GMT -5
First off, I would like to say that I am disappointed at the lack of RP’s. Not cool guys. I also apologize for the late results. I got my dates mixed up. Sorry
Footage from the last Brawl for All is shown.
Jim Ross“ ”Oh my God! Edge just took Michaels down with a spear. This could be the end for HBK! Wait a minute. . . What the hell? What is Beyer doing out here?”
The footage continues. Like a nightmare for Edge, he watches and Ryan Beyer pulls the referee out of the ring. The footage shows the shot from Beyer in slow motion, speeding back up as the referee drops to the ground. Edge is accosted, and is given the Stolen Moments, Beyer’s pedigree-like bulldog, rewinding before Edge hit’s the mat. The screen fades as Edge lays, broken and screwed.
An acoustic guitar begins playing the opening riff to Coheed and Cambria’s Welcome Home. The drums pound in, and the distorted guitars begin playing, an orchestra in the background. The opening for Saturday Night Turmoil plays, showing beautiful blow after blow, finally panning into the crowd.
Jim Ross: ”Welcome folks to Saturday Night Turmoil! I’m here with Jerry Lawler, and we’re ready for a spectacular night!
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Val Venis vs. The Undertaker
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“Hello Ladies” bellows through the crowd, and a suggestive saxophone begins playing. Val Venis, wrapped in a towel, comes strutting out. He stops at one of the girls, and slowly removes the towel. He kisses her, and then steps up into the ring. Before he can even taunt, a bolt of lightning strikes the stage, and the lights go out. A bell tolls, signaling the march of the Undertaker. A dirge begins playing, as the Undertaker walks out, through heavy purple smoke, looming over the entire arena. The Dead Man walks up the steps and raises his arms to the side, rolling his eyes backwards. Before he can get into the ring, Val Venis dropkicks him, causing the Taker to fall.
Jerry Lawler: ”That was a very cheap shot. I wouldn’t do that if I were Val.”
The Undertaker gets up, standing assertively over Val, who backs away, and slides into the ring. Taker grabs him, pulling him straight out, and Venis lands on his face. The Undertaker slides into the ring, pulling the rag-doll body of Val Venis with him. Venis is lifted high over the Dead Man’s head, but is able to roll backwards and land on his feet. Though confused, Val Venis is able to dropkick Taker in the back of the leg, causing him to fall.
Jim Ross: ”For being dropped on his head too many times, as well as being more-than-partially retarded, Val is doing OK.”
Val Venis’ luck would stop there. As the big man arose, Venis was running at him. A big boot to the face would cause the Big Valbowski to fall again. The Undertaker whips him from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, having fun at Venis’ expense. The Undertaker throws Val outside of the ring, and follows him. The referee begins counting.
Referee: “One. . . Two. . .”
The Undertaker and Venis battle up the rampway, exchanging blows that lead to the Undertaker’s favor. Getting dangerously close to the edge of the stage, Val begins battling back ruthlessly.
Referee: ”Three. . . Four. . . Five. . .”
Finally pushing the Dead Man back, Val is able to make his way to the center of the stage. The Undertaker finally responds with a right hand, then a left. He pushes Venis towards the edge of the stage again.
Referee: ”Six. . . Seven. . . Eight”
The Undertaker runs at Val, getting ready to give him a clothesline. As the Taker hits Venis, the Big Valbowski trips him, and both men go tumbling off the side, hard onto the bare concrete.
Referee: ”Nine. . . TEN!”
Jerry Lawler: ”They could be seriously hurt, and for a loss for both of them!”
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Winner: None
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Backstage
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Edge is seen storming through the locker room. He find’s Ryan Beyer’s office, and bursts in.
Edge: ”Hey Beyer, you know HBK’s not here, right? So I win by default!”
Ryan Beyer sits for a second in silence, and then puts his feet on his desk.
Ryan Beyer: ”You know, Edge, he still has till the beginning of your match. If he doesn’t make it, we’ll see what happens.”
Edge looks at Beyer suspiciously, and walks out. Ryan smirks, and the camera cuts to a commercial for Stacker 2 steroids and “Fiddy” Cent condoms.
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Chris Masters vs. Matt Hardy
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Music blasts through the arena, as Chris Masters, dressed in a robe, standing in a god-like position, rises from the center of the stage. He flings his robe off, and starts walking towards the ring. As he nears the ring, Hardy comes bolting down the ramp, tackling Masters into the apron. Hardy throws Chris into the ring, and the match starts with haste.
Jim Ross: ”Wow. . . A lot of people want to get started fast. . . Didn’t work for Val, though.
Hardy begins pummeling Masters, each blow harder than the last, until the referee breaks the two up. After separating them, Hardy once again goes on the offensive, this time, dropkicking Chris. Hardy lifts Masters up, and flings him to the ropes. Masters comes shooting back and is met with an elbow. Another elbow drop would complete the package, and Mat Hardy goes for a pin.
Jerry Lawler: ”It’s still a bit early, don’t you think?”
Masters is able to kick out, and Hardy waits for him to get up. As Matt charges, Chris flips Matt over his back, but Hardy lands on his feet, and clotheslines Masters. The speed of Hardy seems unmatched, especially by the beaten down Chris Masters. With haste, Hardy lifts Chris into a corner, and gives him three hard shots to the stomach. With that, Matt lifts Masters to the second turnbuckle, and gives him a superplex. Hardy decides to go for a pin again.
Jim Ross: ”What is Matt’s hurry? It’s still way too early.”
Again, Chris kicks out of a pin, but this time, he sends Hardy flying. Masters sprints towards Matt Hardy and clotheslines him. Finally, Chris Masters is able to get some offensive. As Hardy climbs up, Masters knees him in the gut, then gives him an elbow to the back of the neck. Masters whips Matt into the ropes, and waits for him to come back. Hardy does, but he flips over the waiting Chris Masters.
Jerry Lawler: ”I get it! Edge must’ve paid Hardy to hurry up so Edge won’t have to face HBK. What a cheap ass!”
Matt Hardy is able to counter a clothesline with a drop-toe hold, and beats Masters to a vertical base. Hardy rakes the eyes of Chris Masters, pushing him to the ropes. Hardy whips Chris to the ropes, and when he comes back, kicks him in the gut. Matt bellows a loud yell, and wraps his arm around Masters neck, making the V1 symbol with his other hand. Hardy swings himself around Chris’ neck, giving him the Twist of Fate. Hardy once again goes for the pin.
Jim Ross: “What a cheap match! Hardy was paid to hurry!”
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Winner: Matt Hardy
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After The Match
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Edge comes sprinting out from behind the curtain, with a microphone in hand. He stands in the middle of the ring, and looks up at the screen.
Edge: ”See Beyer? No HBK! Looks like I win.”
The crowd erupts in an HBK chant, along with boo’s. Beyer steps out from behind the curtain, holding a microphone.
Ryan Beyer: ”Well, Edge. You came close. Especially with trying to pay off Hardy to hurry. Good catch, Lawler. However, Edge, I have some bad news for you. He’s here.”
The crowd screams as “Sexy Boy” begins playing. Shawn Michaels comes running out in a pair of jeans and a tee-shirt, ripping it off as he sprints towards the ring.
Ryan Beyer: ”Oh, and Edge. . . You’re a fucking coward.”
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Shawn Michaels vs. Edge
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HBK slides into the ring and begins beating Edge. Punch after punch, blow after blow, Edge stumbles backwards. In retaliation, Edge drops and rolls out of the ring. After regaining his composure, Edge slides back into the ring, where he and HBK engage in a test of strength. Michaels starts winning when Edge kicks out one of Michaels legs. Edge turns the tides against Shawn, getting him to fall. Edge drops HBK on his back, then grabs his legs. Michaels is flung to the other side of the ring, where he meets the mat face first.
Jerry Lawler: ”Edge is a true coward! He’s afraid of Shawn Michaels!”
Edge jumps on Shawn’s back, and pulls back on his neck. Michaels screams in pain and reaches for the ropes. The referee pushes Edge off of HBK, nearly ready to disqualify him. Shawn pulls himself up, and clotheslines Edge, who flips over because of the force. Shawn Michaels jumps on Edge’s back, and gives him the same neck hold that Edge gave him. After a few seconds of struggling, Edge is able to throw HBK off his back.
Jim Ross: ”Edge still can’t figure out what is going on. He was hoping he wouldn’t have to wrestle to night, cheap bastard.”
As both men struggle up, the crowd watches, hoping HBK can beat Edge to the punch. He does. Shawn begins assaulting Edge, until he has forced Edge into the corner. Michaels places Edge on the second turnbuckle, but Edge pushes away, and dropkicks the Show Stopper. Michaels falls, and Edge gives him a hard elbow drop. Edge goes for a pin.
Jerry Lawler: ”Come on Edge! He’s the champ, he’s not that easy.”
Michaels kicks out, and flings himself back up to his feet. HBK pulls himself up, and clotheslines Edge. Both men are now worn. Michaels runs to the ropes and gives Edge a dropkick on his way back. Shawn then lifts Edge up, and whips him to the ropes. Michaels flips Edge over his back, and Edge falls to the ground. Michaels walks over to the corner and begins to stomp.
Jim Ross: ”I believe HBK is signaling the end for Edge!”
The referee has helped Edge to his feet, and HBK side-steps out towards Edge. Edge ducks, and Michaels accidentally hits the referee. As the referee falls, Michaels is dropkicked in the back of the head by Edge. Shawn falls, and Edge picks him up, shoving him into the corner. Edge waits on the other side of the ring. Edge charges at Michaels, and gives him an explosive Spear.
Jerry Lawler: ”The Spear! This could be over!”
Edge stands to the side of the fallen Michaels, and from behind him, Eddie Guerrero smacks him with a chair. Edge falls onto Michaels in the pin position. Eddie waks up the referee, who begins counting.
Jim Ross: ”One. . . Two. . . Three! Edge wins! Edge beat Michaels!”
Eddie stands over the fallen men with a chair, and tosses it down, walking away. The camera zooms in on Edge’s face, and the screen fades to the NHBWO logo.
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Winner: Edge
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