Post by jakeroberts on Jun 23, 2006 23:48:17 GMT -5
Clips are shown from the Royal Rumble. Cena is shown eliminating the Undertaker, and getting kicked by HBK.
*pyros shoot off as the BreakDown theme hits and the crowd going nuts as pyros still fly through the air*
So you think you're untouchable....WORD LIFEEEEEEEE Hits the Pa as the crowd boos and John Cena walks out with a mic and his necklace on.He has a Allen Iverson Jersey on as the echo of him walking up the steel steps is heard from the arena. He puts his mic up to his mouth and starts to speak.*
Cena: Hey yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!! Ok listen
I won the Royal Rumble. What else do y’all want? I'm going to WrestleMania for the title.
Get ready Bret, you might have to skip your dance recital.
Hey yo, I’m The Best of NHBWO.
I am like a PIMP watching Girls get Low!
While I am partying with my homies in my Holiday INN
Goldberg is whacking off again and again.
I am a Gangster d*mnit........
*Sexy Boy hits the PA as Cena looks mad no one walks out until a Midget HBK walks out and grabs a microphone from Lillian and starts to speak as Cena is cracking up from the site of a midget in HBK's attire.*
Midget: Hey shut up it isn't funny!
Cena: HAHAHA You have to be kidding me man seriously who do you think you are?
*So You Think You're untouchable....WORD LIFFFEEEEE!!!!! Hits the PA as a Mini-Cena walks out with a Playskool Table folded and he gets a microphone as well. John Cena is looking mad at a copycat.*
JC: What the hell are you doing?!
Mini-Cena: Hey man yo yo yo, I am your idol man
*all of the sudden Mini-Cena nails Mini-HBK and folds out the table Cena Picks him up and F-Us him through the Playskool table. The crowd gives a huge pop!*
Cena: Hey man I kinda like your style!
Mini Cena: I thought you would.
*all of the sudden Cena turns around laughing and BOOM a sweet chin music from the real Shawn Michaels .Cena is down and HBK runs over to the Mini-Cena The Mini-Cena stands strong like he is big and bad. All of the sudden HBK loses him and looks for him only to stare down at his foot and see Cena Humping him, HBK kicks him off and beats him up. HBK takes Cena's microphone and says.*
HBK: Cena that is nothing compared to what will happen to you tonight and your "partner".
*HBK drops the microphone and rolls out of the ring laughing as the crowd is cheering HBK on the TV fades to a midget filled ring with a Cena, who is huge compared to the midgets*
“I’m Too Sexy for my Arm Hairs” hit’s the PA system really loud, so loud the crowd almost poops they’re pants. But they don’t, cause it’s not that scary. Dozens of synchronized dancing armhairs come out.
Randy Orton’s music hits, and he walks out, trash talking. Little does he know, two armhairs are shot out of cannons, and they fly into Randy’s ear. He runs in, and the armhairs start to punch Randy, while those two Hairs take over his brain. Orton runs around, trying to avoid the armhairs. He kicks them, and gives them the RKO. However, his arm is stuck under the 675 pounds of armhair. Armhairs gets up, and so does Randy. Randy goes to attack, but he stops in his tracks. He starts drooling, and a blank stare runs through his eyes.
JR: What the hell?
King: I think those armhairs have taken over Randy’s brain!
A creamy brown liquid runs down Orton’s leg, and the Armhairs are like, “Man you smell! Lay down!” Orton lays down, and is pinned by Armhairs. They walk out, controlling Randy.
JR: What just happened?!
King: Orton got taken over! Orton is now controlled by Armhairs!
JR: Good God!
“Ryan Beyer, you’re the Custom Champion, and if you win today, what will you do with the Custom Championship?” Terri asks.
“Well, I don’t want to be a glory hog. So, if I win tonight, I will drop my Custom title. To who, that will be decided in a tournament. But we don’t know that I’ll win, now do we?
Kevin Nash’s music hits, and he walks out. He is booed , and even spit on by the crowd.
The Undertaker’s gong hits, and he walks out, with fire lighting as he passes each pole. He stands on the stairs, lifts his arms, and the arena fills with smoke. He enters the ring, and attacks Nash. His gives many repetitious uppercuts, and Nash falls to one knee.
Undertaker runs against the ropes and clotheslines Big Sexy to the mat, He runs against the ropes and nails him again. Big Sexy is flat out on the mat. Undertaker runs against the ropes once more and attempts an elbow drop but Big Sexy slides out of the way and the Undertaker hits nothing but canvas. Undertaker sits right up as Nash gets to his feet and hits Taker with rights and left. Nash backs Taker into the corner and begins to unload on him with knees to the gut and elbow shots to the face. Nash runs Taker into the other side of the ring. Nash charges and nails a clothesline on Taker. Nash lifts Taker up and nails a body slam. Nash runs against the ropes and nails a leg drop. He goes for the pinfall. 1,2. Taker kicks out. Nash brings Taker to his feet, Nash nails Taker in the gut with his knee bringing Taker to one knee. Nash runs Taker against the ropes and nails a big boot. Taker chant erupts in crowd. Nash blocks the fans out and stomps away at Taker. Nash backs Taker into the corner and chokes him. Referee tells him to break it. Nash argues with the referee. Nash turns his attentions back to Taker. Taker grabs Nash by the throat and thrusts him hard into the corner and unloads with everything he's got. Taker runs Nash into the ropes and attempts a Big boot, but Nash ducks it and runs into the ropes, Taker also runs against the ropes and leaps into the air catching Big Sexy with a flying clothesline.
JR: What the hell? Nash is burning alive!
King: Good! I hope he’s dead!
The ring assistants open the dumpster, and spray it with a fire extinguisher. The camera fades to black before the smoke clears.
St. Anger hits, and Beyer walks out. He bends over, and springs up. He slides into the ring, looking very excited about winning his Custom Title. Cobra’s music comes on, and he walks down cautiously. RVD’s music hits, and he runs down. He is attacked by Cobra and Beyer. Cobra gives RVD a piledriver, and Beyer picks RVD up. He runs at Cobra, who hits Beyer with an elbow. Cobra gets a jump on RVD, but RVD goes for a senton flip. Cobra catches RVD, and power bombs him out of the ring. He tears the tag rope off, and ties RVD to the ring post. RVD screams, and gets smacked by Cobra. Cobra slides in, and attacks Beyer. All of the sudden a red light fades on the arena. The same figure that appeared at the Rumble appears and attacks Cobra. The figure gives Cobra the 718, and vanishes. Beyer picks Cobra up, and gives Him the Emerald Fusion 2. Beyer gets the pin, one, two, three. Beyer is the new Intercontinental Champion.
Vince McMahon walks out, and grabs a microphone. He talks over the crowd’s cheers. “The next match is for the Tag Team titles. All three of Outlaw, Cobra, and Orton are gone. So, it will now be The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. Christopher Nowinski.”
JR: What?
King: Nowinski is screwed.
Nowinski’s music hits, and he walks out, nervous. Hass’s music hits, and he runs to the ring. There is no Shelton. Hass attacks Nowinski, and rips open one box. It is empty. Hass continues to beat on Nowinski, until Nowinski falls to the ground. Hass opens another box and is hit by Nowinski. It is empty. Nowinski starts to attack Hass, chasing him around the ring. Hass clotheslines Nowinski, and rips open a third box. That box is empty. Both men dash to the other box, and find that it, too is empty.
JR: All four boxes are empty!
Hass backs up, and backdrops Nowinski. He puts Nowinski into the Hass of Pain, as none other than Shelton walks out, with the titles. He shoves them in a box, closes it, and rips them out again. The World’s Greatest Tag Team have become champions.
Josh Matthews runs up to Vince backstage and asks, “Vince, how do you feel about Kevin Nash being thrown into the dumpster? And what about The Tag Team Title Match?
Vince replies, “I did what I thought was right. If Nash is dead, so be it. If Nowinski got screwed, so be it. Those men are smart. And I like smart people.”
JR: Nowinski got screwed!
King: Now, here comes out main event. What will happen?
Word Life blasts over the PA system. Cena comes out, and awaits Hart’s arrival. Harts music plays, and he comes out to a field of boo’s. Sexy Boy hits, and Michaels dances to the ring. Goldberg’s music hits, and he runs down to the ring. Cena attacks Goldberg, and Michaels attacks Hart. Michaels and Hart take the fight outside, and Goldberg and Cena stay in. Cena irish whips Goldberg, and Goldberg clotheslines Cena. Goldberg starts to work on Cena, but Cena gives Goldberg a chop block. Cena doesn’t see Hart behind him, who gets a spear from Goldberg. Michaels slides into the ring, and waits for Goldberg to turn around. When Goldberg does, HBK gives Goldberg the Sweet Chin Music.
JR: Sweet Chin Music to his own partner!
King: Ahhh!
Cena tags into Hart, and picks up Goldberg. Cena quickly jumps on Hart, and FU’s him. Goldberg spears and Jackhammers Hart, and wins. Cena and HBK walks out, both smirking. Cena attacks HBK at the top of the stage, and FU’s him off of it. HBK’s carcass is shown, as the camera fades to black.
**Thanks to Cena for his Midget Segment, Rap, and all that stuff.**
**Thanks to Ryan Beyer for writing the rest of the Matches and Segments**
*pyros shoot off as the BreakDown theme hits and the crowd going nuts as pyros still fly through the air*
So you think you're untouchable....WORD LIFEEEEEEEE Hits the Pa as the crowd boos and John Cena walks out with a mic and his necklace on.He has a Allen Iverson Jersey on as the echo of him walking up the steel steps is heard from the arena. He puts his mic up to his mouth and starts to speak.*
Cena: Hey yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!! Ok listen
I won the Royal Rumble. What else do y’all want? I'm going to WrestleMania for the title.
Get ready Bret, you might have to skip your dance recital.
Hey yo, I’m The Best of NHBWO.
I am like a PIMP watching Girls get Low!
While I am partying with my homies in my Holiday INN
Goldberg is whacking off again and again.
I am a Gangster d*mnit........
*Sexy Boy hits the PA as Cena looks mad no one walks out until a Midget HBK walks out and grabs a microphone from Lillian and starts to speak as Cena is cracking up from the site of a midget in HBK's attire.*
Midget: Hey shut up it isn't funny!
Cena: HAHAHA You have to be kidding me man seriously who do you think you are?
*So You Think You're untouchable....WORD LIFFFEEEEE!!!!! Hits the PA as a Mini-Cena walks out with a Playskool Table folded and he gets a microphone as well. John Cena is looking mad at a copycat.*
JC: What the hell are you doing?!
Mini-Cena: Hey man yo yo yo, I am your idol man
*all of the sudden Mini-Cena nails Mini-HBK and folds out the table Cena Picks him up and F-Us him through the Playskool table. The crowd gives a huge pop!*
Cena: Hey man I kinda like your style!
Mini Cena: I thought you would.
*all of the sudden Cena turns around laughing and BOOM a sweet chin music from the real Shawn Michaels .Cena is down and HBK runs over to the Mini-Cena The Mini-Cena stands strong like he is big and bad. All of the sudden HBK loses him and looks for him only to stare down at his foot and see Cena Humping him, HBK kicks him off and beats him up. HBK takes Cena's microphone and says.*
HBK: Cena that is nothing compared to what will happen to you tonight and your "partner".
*HBK drops the microphone and rolls out of the ring laughing as the crowd is cheering HBK on the TV fades to a midget filled ring with a Cena, who is huge compared to the midgets*
“I’m Too Sexy for my Arm Hairs” hit’s the PA system really loud, so loud the crowd almost poops they’re pants. But they don’t, cause it’s not that scary. Dozens of synchronized dancing armhairs come out.
Randy Orton’s music hits, and he walks out, trash talking. Little does he know, two armhairs are shot out of cannons, and they fly into Randy’s ear. He runs in, and the armhairs start to punch Randy, while those two Hairs take over his brain. Orton runs around, trying to avoid the armhairs. He kicks them, and gives them the RKO. However, his arm is stuck under the 675 pounds of armhair. Armhairs gets up, and so does Randy. Randy goes to attack, but he stops in his tracks. He starts drooling, and a blank stare runs through his eyes.
JR: What the hell?
King: I think those armhairs have taken over Randy’s brain!
A creamy brown liquid runs down Orton’s leg, and the Armhairs are like, “Man you smell! Lay down!” Orton lays down, and is pinned by Armhairs. They walk out, controlling Randy.
JR: What just happened?!
King: Orton got taken over! Orton is now controlled by Armhairs!
JR: Good God!
“Ryan Beyer, you’re the Custom Champion, and if you win today, what will you do with the Custom Championship?” Terri asks.
“Well, I don’t want to be a glory hog. So, if I win tonight, I will drop my Custom title. To who, that will be decided in a tournament. But we don’t know that I’ll win, now do we?
Kevin Nash’s music hits, and he walks out. He is booed , and even spit on by the crowd.
The Undertaker’s gong hits, and he walks out, with fire lighting as he passes each pole. He stands on the stairs, lifts his arms, and the arena fills with smoke. He enters the ring, and attacks Nash. His gives many repetitious uppercuts, and Nash falls to one knee.
Undertaker runs against the ropes and clotheslines Big Sexy to the mat, He runs against the ropes and nails him again. Big Sexy is flat out on the mat. Undertaker runs against the ropes once more and attempts an elbow drop but Big Sexy slides out of the way and the Undertaker hits nothing but canvas. Undertaker sits right up as Nash gets to his feet and hits Taker with rights and left. Nash backs Taker into the corner and begins to unload on him with knees to the gut and elbow shots to the face. Nash runs Taker into the other side of the ring. Nash charges and nails a clothesline on Taker. Nash lifts Taker up and nails a body slam. Nash runs against the ropes and nails a leg drop. He goes for the pinfall. 1,2. Taker kicks out. Nash brings Taker to his feet, Nash nails Taker in the gut with his knee bringing Taker to one knee. Nash runs Taker against the ropes and nails a big boot. Taker chant erupts in crowd. Nash blocks the fans out and stomps away at Taker. Nash backs Taker into the corner and chokes him. Referee tells him to break it. Nash argues with the referee. Nash turns his attentions back to Taker. Taker grabs Nash by the throat and thrusts him hard into the corner and unloads with everything he's got. Taker runs Nash into the ropes and attempts a Big boot, but Nash ducks it and runs into the ropes, Taker also runs against the ropes and leaps into the air catching Big Sexy with a flying clothesline.
JR: What the hell? Nash is burning alive!
King: Good! I hope he’s dead!
The ring assistants open the dumpster, and spray it with a fire extinguisher. The camera fades to black before the smoke clears.
St. Anger hits, and Beyer walks out. He bends over, and springs up. He slides into the ring, looking very excited about winning his Custom Title. Cobra’s music comes on, and he walks down cautiously. RVD’s music hits, and he runs down. He is attacked by Cobra and Beyer. Cobra gives RVD a piledriver, and Beyer picks RVD up. He runs at Cobra, who hits Beyer with an elbow. Cobra gets a jump on RVD, but RVD goes for a senton flip. Cobra catches RVD, and power bombs him out of the ring. He tears the tag rope off, and ties RVD to the ring post. RVD screams, and gets smacked by Cobra. Cobra slides in, and attacks Beyer. All of the sudden a red light fades on the arena. The same figure that appeared at the Rumble appears and attacks Cobra. The figure gives Cobra the 718, and vanishes. Beyer picks Cobra up, and gives Him the Emerald Fusion 2. Beyer gets the pin, one, two, three. Beyer is the new Intercontinental Champion.
Vince McMahon walks out, and grabs a microphone. He talks over the crowd’s cheers. “The next match is for the Tag Team titles. All three of Outlaw, Cobra, and Orton are gone. So, it will now be The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. Christopher Nowinski.”
JR: What?
King: Nowinski is screwed.
Nowinski’s music hits, and he walks out, nervous. Hass’s music hits, and he runs to the ring. There is no Shelton. Hass attacks Nowinski, and rips open one box. It is empty. Hass continues to beat on Nowinski, until Nowinski falls to the ground. Hass opens another box and is hit by Nowinski. It is empty. Nowinski starts to attack Hass, chasing him around the ring. Hass clotheslines Nowinski, and rips open a third box. That box is empty. Both men dash to the other box, and find that it, too is empty.
JR: All four boxes are empty!
Hass backs up, and backdrops Nowinski. He puts Nowinski into the Hass of Pain, as none other than Shelton walks out, with the titles. He shoves them in a box, closes it, and rips them out again. The World’s Greatest Tag Team have become champions.
Josh Matthews runs up to Vince backstage and asks, “Vince, how do you feel about Kevin Nash being thrown into the dumpster? And what about The Tag Team Title Match?
Vince replies, “I did what I thought was right. If Nash is dead, so be it. If Nowinski got screwed, so be it. Those men are smart. And I like smart people.”
JR: Nowinski got screwed!
King: Now, here comes out main event. What will happen?
Word Life blasts over the PA system. Cena comes out, and awaits Hart’s arrival. Harts music plays, and he comes out to a field of boo’s. Sexy Boy hits, and Michaels dances to the ring. Goldberg’s music hits, and he runs down to the ring. Cena attacks Goldberg, and Michaels attacks Hart. Michaels and Hart take the fight outside, and Goldberg and Cena stay in. Cena irish whips Goldberg, and Goldberg clotheslines Cena. Goldberg starts to work on Cena, but Cena gives Goldberg a chop block. Cena doesn’t see Hart behind him, who gets a spear from Goldberg. Michaels slides into the ring, and waits for Goldberg to turn around. When Goldberg does, HBK gives Goldberg the Sweet Chin Music.
JR: Sweet Chin Music to his own partner!
King: Ahhh!
Cena tags into Hart, and picks up Goldberg. Cena quickly jumps on Hart, and FU’s him. Goldberg spears and Jackhammers Hart, and wins. Cena and HBK walks out, both smirking. Cena attacks HBK at the top of the stage, and FU’s him off of it. HBK’s carcass is shown, as the camera fades to black.
**Thanks to Cena for his Midget Segment, Rap, and all that stuff.**
**Thanks to Ryan Beyer for writing the rest of the Matches and Segments**