Post by jakeroberts on Jun 23, 2006 23:14:38 GMT -5
*Bret Hart’s music hits and he cockily walks down to ringside. He slides into the ring and demands a microphone.*
*Bret Hart: “So Tonight, I am going to fight in my very 1st Elimination Chamber match here at Breakdown. Myself and three of the best superstars that this business has to offer here in NHBWO will risk our careers for the biggest prize in the business, the NHBWO Title. Well, I’d like to give everyone a little preview of who the winner of this match is going to be. *Impersonating ring announcer* The winner, and the NEW NHBWO Champion…”The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be” Bret “The Hitman” Hart!! So Goldberg, Nowinski, Cena, you better watch your backs, because tonight, I’m gonna walk into this ring, and kick all of your…”
*Bill Goldberg’s theme song hits and the crowd goes wild. Fireworks explode and Goldberg walks down to the ring. He slides in and poses on the 2nd rope, then demands a microphone.*
*Bill Goldberg: “So Bret, you think that you are going to win that NHBWO title, huh? Well, I’m going to let you know that you are a bit wrong with your prediction. You see, I am going to exit my chamber in the Elimination Chamber, and lock eyes with every superstar in that ring. Then I’m going to proceed to SPEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THIS VERY RING!! I will eliminate you, John Cena, and Christopher Nowinski one after another until my hand is raised as the NEW champion. So Bret, you better learn to believe the hy…”
*”El Capitan” hits and Nowinski walks out onto the stage with a microphone.*
*Christopher Nowinski: “Do you all not remember what happened the last time I walked into an Elimination Chamber match? I walked out with the World and Undisputed championships! I am the superior man in this match tonight, and you all know it! I mean, come on! Goldberg, Hart…Your 2 egos are so big, I’m surprised they can actually fit in that chamber! Tonight, I’m gonna walk into that ring, and add each and every one of your names to the honor roll of those that have fallen to Chris Nowinski. And always remember…Never mess with a Harva….”
*”Basic Thuganomics” hits and John Cena sneaks up behind Nowinski.*
*John Cena: “Wo wo wo…Kill this beat.
So you fools think that you have a chance in this chamber tonight?
You all are going down without that much of a fight.
Before this d*mn business tanked before the hiatus,
I was world champion, so stick that up your anus!
Tonight, that gold is coming home with me one more time,
So Goldberg, Nowinski, and Hart, your asses are…”
*Vince McMahon’s music hits and he walks out onto the stage and stops in the middle of the ramp.*
*Vince McMahon: “Stop it! Just stop all of your bickering out here! I’m sick of hearing it! I want you all to take your egos and push them aside for once, because I have a huge announcement!! As of right now, the winner of the Elimination Chamber will fight a brand new superstar here in the NHBWO! So good luck too all of you involved in this match tonight…You’ll all need it.”
*The Cameras cut to the Interview Area, where Terri Runnels is standing by The Rock and Mick Foley.*
Terri: I'm standing here with The Rock and Mick Foley, 1 Team in our Tag Team Turmoil tonight for the Tag Titles. Now, I see that you two are wearing very familiar Jackets.....Tell us, is the Rock 'N Sock Connection really back?
Rock: Wait, wait, wait......Once quick thing....
FINALLY.....The Rock has come back....To the NHBWO!(Cheer)
Foley: You are correct, Mrs. Runnels! The Rock N' Sock Connection is back! The Great One and the Hardcore Legend, Rocky Maivia and Mankind, Rocko and Socko, the Two Dudes with Attitudes, the.....
Rock: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! I think you got the wrong Tag Team! Ya see, that's 'Don't Touch, I'm Fragile' Kevin Nash and Yawn Michaels! That's 2 of our Opponents tonight! But Mrs. Terri, what were you about to ask us? If you could have some of the Rock's Strudel tonight? (Crowd Pops)
Terri (Blushing): Rock & Mick, I was going to ask you.....Do you feel like yo guys will win the Tag Team Titles tonight?
Foley: Of course we do, Terri! We're the Greatest Tag Team of All-Time! We really don't have all that much competition, I mean.......
Rock: Hold on a second, Mick.....We can't take 'em too lightly! We really have a lotta competition tonight! We'll have to work hard, do our best, and.....What am I saying?! We're just gonna go in there, hit the Rock Bottom, stuff Mr. Socko straight down their throats and win the World Tag Team Titles!
Mick: If ya Smelllllll.......
Rock: What the.....? Egh, what the heck.....
Mick & Rock: If ya Smellllll......What the Rock N' Sock Connection are cookin'!
*Rock and Foley shake hands, as they walk away. Rock turns back around, and walks towards Terri. He kisses her on the Lips, and walks away are Terri Blushes.*
Terri: Jef...Umm, Jerm....Uhh....
JR: We'll take it from here, Terri!
King: Boy what would I give to be The Rock!
-Commericial Break-
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you'd turn your attention to the NHBWO TitanTron.....The following contest is a 7 Man Parking Lot Brawl, and it is for the Custom Title!
*The TitanTron zooms to a huge Parking Lot outside the Arena. Standing around are all 7 competitors. Surrounding them are various Cars, Trash Cans, Dumpsters, and other various weapons. NHBWO Head Referee Jason Jones is standing by.*
Jason Jones: Alright guys....Let's get it on!
JR: He were go, this sure will be a Slobberknocker!
King: Yes it will, Jim! This could be the most brutal match in NHBWO History!
(Custom title Parking Lot Brawl Eliminatiom Match)
Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T. vs. The Road Dogg vs. Cardinal vs. Ryan Beyer vs. Nathan Jones vs. Ric Flair
All 6 men begin to fight, while Ric Flair backs off. RVD gives a Spinning Heel Kick to Nathan Jones, and they bgin to brawl, continuing their feud. Beyer and Cardinal, the Rookies, begin to fist fight. Then, Road Dogg and Booker T. begin throwing each other into the Arena walls, back and forth. RVD, Booker, and Beyer all gain the Upperhand, knocking Cardinal, Dogg, and Jones down. Flair, who is still away from the action, grabs a nearby Trash Can. He runs up to the 3 standing, and knocks them all down. Suddenly, Nathan Jones comes from behind and gives him a boot to the back of his head. He covers him, but gets a 2 count. Rob grabs a Glass Sheet nearby, and places it on Ryan Beyer. He then ascends a nearby Light Pole!
King: My God, look at Van Dam! He's at least 25 Feet High, barely hanging onto that Light Pole!
Van Dam jumps........And nails a 5 Star Frog Splash! The force of his body breaks the Sheet of Glass, as Beyer screams in agony. Rob covers him......1......2......3!
Eliminated: Ryan Beyer
JR: Bah Gawd, there's Glass everywhere, and Van Dam is cut into pieces! Lord help him!
Security quickly runs out, and drags Beyer away from the Action. Meanwhile, Road Dogg begins to nail Booker T. with a Wooden Crate. He hits him 3 times, and rares back. He then puts all his force into it, and tries to hit Booker with it......But Booker ducks, turns around, and kicks Dogg in the stomach. It knocks the crate down right under his face. Booker rares back, raises his legs.....And nails a Sciccors Kick to Road Dogg, through the crate! He covers......1.....2....3!
Eliminated: Road Dogg
King: Look a that, JR! A perfect Sciccors Kick eliminates the Owner of the Dogg Pound!
JR: Yes it does, and we're down to 5! Flair, RVD, Jones, Cardinal, and Booker T.!
Flair, RVD, Cardinal and Booker all head towards the big man, Nathan Jones. They begin to beat him down, and Flair Low Blows him. RVD drags a Table to Nathan, and sets it up. Booker then Kicks Nathan, and sets him on the Table. Cardinal then ascends a huge 18-Wheeler parked by the Table! He jumps.......And nails a Reverse 450 Splash, crashing through Nathan and the Table!
King: Oh my gosh JR, look at this! Carnage! Jones and Cardinal are both out!
JR: Yes King, and that Reverse 450 you just saw by Cardinal is what he likes to call the 'Red Hawk Down'!
Nathan and Cardinal are both out, lying on their backs. Flair and Booker quickly take advantage......And pin both men! Referee Jason Jones quickly runs to the Pins, and counts both men out!
Eliminated: Nathan Jones & Cardinal
JR: Very smart move by both Van Dam, and Flair! Not only did Cardinal take out Nathan, but he also took himself out by that High-Risk Manuever he calles the Red Hawk Down!
King: Very smart indeed, Ross! But look at this.....We're down to the Final 3, which are Rob Van Dam, Booker T., and 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair! Woooo!
All 3 men go for theirselves, and beat the crap out of each other. RVD kicks Flair, Booker punches Rob......Booker runs over, and grabs a Chair, He sets it up, and puts Flair on it. He runs, and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but misses! He lands awkward on the Chair, 'Low Blowing' himself. Rob runs over, and Kicks him in the Head with Lighting fast Kicks. He jumps up and wraps his Legs around Booker's head....And nails a Hurricanrana! Flair quickly run over, and grabs Rob by the hair. He punches him, and wraps his arm around his head......And Flair nails a DDT to Van Dam!
JR: My God, Flair just gave Van Dam a Spike DDT onto the unforgiving Concrete!
Flair covers Rob, but gets a 2 count. He's furious as heck. He gives him a Back Suplex, and does the same to Booker.He then starts to work on the leg of Booker, twisting it, and stomping on it. He grabs a Trash Can, and slides it onto Booker's head. He grabs him....And sets him in Piledriver position! RVD comes near, and helps Flair.....With a Double Team Spike Piledriver to Booker T.!
JR: Bah God! Bah God! As God as my witness, Booker T. could be parylized, or even dead! Bah Gawd!
King: And the 'Holy Crap' chants are starting to fill the arena!
Flair locks Booker with a Figure Four Leg Lock! Booker has nowhere to go, no ropes to grabs. RVD even gives Flair leverage! After minutes, Referee Jason Jones chekcs on Booker. He raises his arm 3 times, as Booker T. is out cold.
Jason Jones: That's it, he's out!
Eliminated: Booker T.
King: That's it, Ross! The Figure Four! This is the 1st time we've seen it here in the NHBWO!
Flair and Van Dam are both restless, as they're lying down on the Cold Concrete. As they breathe, you can see their breath, which tells you that it's freezing. Rob gets up, and looks towards the Buidling. He sees a ladder that goes up to the top of the Buidling, at least 100 Feet High. He walks over to it, and looks straight up. He puts one foot on it, then begins to climb.
JR: King.....You don't think that....Is he.....Is Rob Van Dam climbing to the top of the buidling?!
Rob continues up, as he's halfway up. He finally reaches the top, as a Camera man is nearby on the Roof, looking down to the Bottom. Flair gets up, and looks for Rob. He doesn't seem to find him, and looks confused.
RVD: Hey Naich! I'm up here! Think your 80 Year Old Body can handle the climb? Huh? Do you Fear it, Flair?
Ric looks up, and sets his eyes on Rob. He runs to the Ladder, and climbs up it. After about 2 minutes, he makes it to the Top. Once again, RVD is nowhere to be seen. Rob then flies down off a 5 Foot Block, and nails a Cross Body to Flair. He then kicks him repeatedly in his Abdomen. He picks him up, and throws him into the Wall. Flair yells in pain, holding his Neck. He picks him up, and throws him into the Wall again. He tries to Slap Flair, but Ric moves, sending Rob into the Wall......He then Chops Van Dam repeatedly, as you can hear the Crowd inside yelling 'Wooo!'. He backs up, and runs towards Rob. RVD moves, and Flair runs into the Wall! He walks backwards, and falls flat onto his face.
King: That's vintage Flair right there!
Rob suddenly grabs Flair's neck, and gives him a Tornado DDT. He then climbs up a 10 Foot Block, as the Camera shows the height away from Flair. Rob gives the Signal........'Rob.....Van.....Dam!'......And he begins to jump, when suddenly, a Masked Man comes and nails Van Dam in the back with a Pipe! The Man is dressed in a Black Ski Mask, a Beat-up Black T-Shirt, and Blue Jeans. He nails Rob again, and grabs him by the Neck.
JR: Oh my God, who is this?
King: I don't know, but whoever it is is about to knock RVD out cold!
The Masked Man raises one Arm, and.......Nails RVD with a DDT, off the 10 Foot Block! He stands back up, as Flair regains his conscience. He sees RVD out cold, and pulls himself over to him. He draps his arm over Rob's Chest....1........2........
JR: Kick out Rob!
3! Flair defeats RVD, and wins the Parking Lot Brawl to win the Custom Title, all thanks to a Mystery Man!
Winner: Ric Flair
King: Oh man, come on! On Ric Flair's debut, he wins the Custom Title! All thanks to this Mystery Man!
Flair grabs the Custom Title, and raises it high above his head. He's bleeding like crazy, but he's still smiling. He looks at the Mystery Man, and looks confused. He shakes his Hand, as they Embrace.
JR: My God, what a disgrace! Van Dam was about to win with a Five Star, but this......This Mystery Man screwed it up!
-Commericial Break-*The Cameras cut to Backstage, where Ric Flair is shown in his Locker Room. He has his Custom Title draped over his Shoulder, and he is dressed up in a Suit.*
Flair: Woo! The Naich is back in business baby! Wooo! And better than ever! RVD stood no chance against the Myth, the Legend, the Man, Ric Flair! Wooo! Baby, it's time to party! I have a Limo of hot Chicks waiting for me outside, and.....
*Knock, Knock*
Flair: Pipe down, The Naich is gettin' ready for.....
*The Door opens. Flair's eyes widen as he sees the Masked Man in front of him.*
Masked Man: You....
Flair: Get away from me! I'm the Nature Boy, I'm the Custom Champ! You don't touch me, or I'll call Security!
Masked Man: Ya see Ric, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to tell you.....To get ready. Anything could happen. Anytime, anywhere.....I can take that Custom Title. I'm lethal, Ric....I sent Rob Van Dam to the Hospital tonight......And make no doubt about it, I'll do the same to you, if it means me getting that little Title of yours....
Flair: Get away from me, you freak! I'm outta here!
*Flair slowly walks around the Masked Man, as the Man stares him down. Flair gets to the Door, and starts to run. Up ahead, a Limo is awaiting him. He opens the door.....*
Flair: Come on guys, get outta here! We have some Partyin' to do!
*The Limo speeds away, and the Tires squeal. The Camera turns to show the Masked Man staring down the Limo, as the Camera fades.*
(Tag Team Tourmoil)
Randy Orton & Christopher Nowinski vs. Kevin Nash & Shawn Michaels vs. Mick Foley & The Rock vs. Batista & Kane vs. Cardinal & The Road Dogg vs. Sycho Sid & Outlaw
Road Dogg and Cardinal come out to the ring to start off the Tag Team Turmoil match. Their opponents are Sycho Sid and Outlaw.
{JR} Well it looks like Road Dogg/Cardinal will be squaring off against the team off Sid and Outlaw
{Lawer} This should be interesting JR!
Road Dogg points and taunts his opponents. Cardinal and Sid circle around the ring to start the match. They both go for a tie up, but Sid quickly slams him down. Sid picks him up and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Cardinal comes back and ducks the attempted clotheline by Sid.
{JR} Cardinal ducks it!
Sid turns around and is greeted by a missle dropkick by Cardinal.
{Lawler} Oooo..What a shot!
Cardinal then tags in Road Dogg,
{JR} Cardinal with the tag to the Road Dogg
who immediatly starts stomping on Sid who's still on the floor. But Sid is trying to get up, so Road Dogg starts throwing punches. Sid soon blocks one fist, and kicks Road Dogg in the stomach, and delivers a DDT. Sid gets up and tags in Outlaw. Outlaw picks up Road Dogg and Irish Whips him into the ropes, and gives Dogg a powerslam. Outlaw covers Road Dogg, 1-2- but Road Dogg kicks out. Outlaw picks up Road Dogg one more time, but Road Dogg gives an unseen low blow, and hits a DDT.
{Lawler} You see that JR!
{JR} Road Dogg with a blaitent low blow!
Road Dogg tags in Cardinal, and Outlaw tags in Sid. Both men are exchanging blows, but Sid over powers him with a clothesline. Sid signals to finish him off, and grabs him, and delivers a Powerbomb.
{JR} Jacknife powerbomb!
Sid covers him; 1- Road Dogg tries to interupt the pin, but Outlaw clothelines him-2-3! Sid and Outlaw win!
{Lawler}They're gone.
{JR} Cardinal and Road Dogg are outta here!
As Road Dogg and Cardinal gather up, Batista and Kane enter the ring. They immediatly go after Sid and Outlaw. Batista tosses Outlaw out of the ring, as Kane chokeslams Sid to the mat. Kane covers him; 1-2-3!!!
An easy victory over an already tired team.
{JR} WOW that was quick
{Lawler} Outlaw and Sid have been eliminated after a chokeslam from Kane!
Randy Orton and Chris Nowinski head to the ring as the next challengers.
{Lawler} Here comes the odd on favorites to win this match
{JR} What? In your mind King they may be the favorites to win but to me and all these people no.
The both though have some second thoughts about getting into the ring, so Batista and Kane leave the ring, and chase them around it. Nowinski slides into the ring and as he stands up, he's greeted by a Big Boot by Kane.
{JR} Kane with a Big Boot!
Nowinski and Kane officially start the match. While Nowinski is on his hands and knees, he's being stomped on by Kane. Kane picks him up by the head, picks him up over his head, and rams Nowinski's back into the turnbuckles. While Nowinski is lying on the mat in pain, Kane tags in Batista. As Nowinski gets up, he is hit in the face by the right hand of Batista. Batista soon lifts Nowinski over his head, and Press Slams him, Nowinski was purposly thrown near his opponent, and Nowinski barely tags in Orton. Orton lashes out an attack on Batista. Throwing punches left and right. Orton soon gets Batista's back against the ropes, he whips him over to the other side, and hits a flying forearm. Orton goes for a cover; 1-2- kickout from Batista. Orton tries to pick up Batista, but is DDT'ed for it. Batista tags in Kane, who jumps up on the turnbuckle, and clotheslined Orton when he stood up. Kane then grabbed the throat of Orton and lifted him up. But Orton broke free and got behind Kane and hit a Reverse DDT. Then he reached over and tagged in Nowinski. Nowinski got on top of Kane and started punching at Kane's head. But soon stood up and grabbed Nowinsi's head and delievered a powerful blow. Kane picks him up and is about to deliver a Tombstone. But Orton saves the day by attacking Kane, as Kane fights off Orton, Batista runs in and Tigerbombs Nowinski, then goes after Orton, fighting him outside the ring. Kane turns around, picks up Nowinski, and hits a Tombstone, then covers him; 1-2-3!!! Kane and Batista win again.
{Lawler} No! Kane and Batista are on a roll
{JR} They're two for two, Can they make it 3 for 3?
Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash immediatly hit the ring. Nash eneters the ring and attacks Kane. Delivering left and right punches to Kane's head. Nash grabs Kane's arm and whips him into the ropes, and nails Kane with a Big Boot. Nash tags in Michaels. He starts to puch Kane in the back of the head, but Kane soon breaks away from it, and uppercuts HBK in the chin. Kane tagged in Batista. Batista walked over to HBK who was trying to get up, and started kneeing Michaels in the back. As Shawn screamed in pain, Nash held out his arm, desperate for the tag. Kane looked over at Nash and laughed. He then picked up HBK by his head and taunted Nash, but HBK kneed Kane in the stomach and tagged in Nash. Nash rushed in the ring and clotheslined Kane. Nash started to pound Kane, but Batista ran in and started fighting Nash, and the referee had to seperate the, but Kane gave Nash a lowblow from behind. Michaels saw this, and while the ref was getting Batista back into his corner, Michaels got into the ring and Superkicked Kane. Now both men were down in the ring, as HBK and Batista yelled for their partners to get up and make a tag. Nash and Kane are both layed out in the ring, trying to crawl to their partners and make a tag. Eventually they both made it and tagged in their partners.
{JR} Both men make the tags
HBK and Batista ran into the ring and started punching each other back and fourth.
{Lawler} What a slugfest...
Batista tried to Irish Whip him, but Shawn held on to Batista's arm and clotheslined him. HBK runs Batista into the corner and nails a splash followed by a bulldog. He signals to the crowd that he is going up.
{JR} HBK is going up top
HBK climbs onto the ring apron. He gets on the top rope and is about to nail an elbow drop on the fallen Batista when Kane cuts him off, HBK falls onto the ropes. Batista straddles the ropes and HBK falls to the mat.
{Lawler} Ouch. Right on the family jewels!
Batista brings HBK back into the ring and nails a suplex. He goes for the pin. 1,2. HBK kicks out. Batista lifts Shawn to his feet and makes the tag to Kane. Kane runs HBK into the ropes and nails a Big Boot.
{JR} Kane with a big boot on HBK
He then runs against the ropes and nails an elbow drop. He goes for the pin. 1,2. HBK kicks out. HBK chant erupts in crowd. Kane lifts HBK to his feet and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Kane is about to nail a superplex when HBK shoves Kane down to the mat. HBK jumps from the top turnbuckle and is about to nail a double axe handle but Kane catches him and nails a chokeslam. He goes for the pin. 1,2. Nash breaks the pin. Nash pushes the referee and hits a chokeslam on Kane. He then goes back to the corner and gets the crowd riled up. Fans begin to clap. HBK crawls towards his corner. Kane gets up and grabs the foot of HBK, HBK nails a superkick on Kane. HBK makes the tag to Nash while Kane makes the tag to Batista. Both men go at it. Nash knocks both men down. All hell is breaking loose. HBK and Kane fight on the outside. Nash runs Batista into the ropes and nails a big boot. HBK runs Kane into the steel ring steps. In the ring Nash nails Batista with a Jacknife powerbomb. Nash walks into the corner. HBK climbs the shoulders of Big Sexy. He leaps off and nails a huge splash much to the delight of the crowd. 1,2,3.
{Lawler} HBK pins Batista!
{JR} Batista and Kane are gone!, Well there's only one team left!
*Bret Hart: “So Tonight, I am going to fight in my very 1st Elimination Chamber match here at Breakdown. Myself and three of the best superstars that this business has to offer here in NHBWO will risk our careers for the biggest prize in the business, the NHBWO Title. Well, I’d like to give everyone a little preview of who the winner of this match is going to be. *Impersonating ring announcer* The winner, and the NEW NHBWO Champion…”The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be” Bret “The Hitman” Hart!! So Goldberg, Nowinski, Cena, you better watch your backs, because tonight, I’m gonna walk into this ring, and kick all of your…”
*Bill Goldberg’s theme song hits and the crowd goes wild. Fireworks explode and Goldberg walks down to the ring. He slides in and poses on the 2nd rope, then demands a microphone.*
*Bill Goldberg: “So Bret, you think that you are going to win that NHBWO title, huh? Well, I’m going to let you know that you are a bit wrong with your prediction. You see, I am going to exit my chamber in the Elimination Chamber, and lock eyes with every superstar in that ring. Then I’m going to proceed to SPEAR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THIS VERY RING!! I will eliminate you, John Cena, and Christopher Nowinski one after another until my hand is raised as the NEW champion. So Bret, you better learn to believe the hy…”
*”El Capitan” hits and Nowinski walks out onto the stage with a microphone.*
*Christopher Nowinski: “Do you all not remember what happened the last time I walked into an Elimination Chamber match? I walked out with the World and Undisputed championships! I am the superior man in this match tonight, and you all know it! I mean, come on! Goldberg, Hart…Your 2 egos are so big, I’m surprised they can actually fit in that chamber! Tonight, I’m gonna walk into that ring, and add each and every one of your names to the honor roll of those that have fallen to Chris Nowinski. And always remember…Never mess with a Harva….”
*”Basic Thuganomics” hits and John Cena sneaks up behind Nowinski.*
*John Cena: “Wo wo wo…Kill this beat.
So you fools think that you have a chance in this chamber tonight?
You all are going down without that much of a fight.
Before this d*mn business tanked before the hiatus,
I was world champion, so stick that up your anus!
Tonight, that gold is coming home with me one more time,
So Goldberg, Nowinski, and Hart, your asses are…”
*Vince McMahon’s music hits and he walks out onto the stage and stops in the middle of the ramp.*
*Vince McMahon: “Stop it! Just stop all of your bickering out here! I’m sick of hearing it! I want you all to take your egos and push them aside for once, because I have a huge announcement!! As of right now, the winner of the Elimination Chamber will fight a brand new superstar here in the NHBWO! So good luck too all of you involved in this match tonight…You’ll all need it.”
*The Cameras cut to the Interview Area, where Terri Runnels is standing by The Rock and Mick Foley.*
Terri: I'm standing here with The Rock and Mick Foley, 1 Team in our Tag Team Turmoil tonight for the Tag Titles. Now, I see that you two are wearing very familiar Jackets.....Tell us, is the Rock 'N Sock Connection really back?
Rock: Wait, wait, wait......Once quick thing....
FINALLY.....The Rock has come back....To the NHBWO!(Cheer)
Foley: You are correct, Mrs. Runnels! The Rock N' Sock Connection is back! The Great One and the Hardcore Legend, Rocky Maivia and Mankind, Rocko and Socko, the Two Dudes with Attitudes, the.....
Rock: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! I think you got the wrong Tag Team! Ya see, that's 'Don't Touch, I'm Fragile' Kevin Nash and Yawn Michaels! That's 2 of our Opponents tonight! But Mrs. Terri, what were you about to ask us? If you could have some of the Rock's Strudel tonight? (Crowd Pops)
Terri (Blushing): Rock & Mick, I was going to ask you.....Do you feel like yo guys will win the Tag Team Titles tonight?
Foley: Of course we do, Terri! We're the Greatest Tag Team of All-Time! We really don't have all that much competition, I mean.......
Rock: Hold on a second, Mick.....We can't take 'em too lightly! We really have a lotta competition tonight! We'll have to work hard, do our best, and.....What am I saying?! We're just gonna go in there, hit the Rock Bottom, stuff Mr. Socko straight down their throats and win the World Tag Team Titles!
Mick: If ya Smelllllll.......
Rock: What the.....? Egh, what the heck.....
Mick & Rock: If ya Smellllll......What the Rock N' Sock Connection are cookin'!
*Rock and Foley shake hands, as they walk away. Rock turns back around, and walks towards Terri. He kisses her on the Lips, and walks away are Terri Blushes.*
Terri: Jef...Umm, Jerm....Uhh....
JR: We'll take it from here, Terri!
King: Boy what would I give to be The Rock!
-Commericial Break-
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, if you'd turn your attention to the NHBWO TitanTron.....The following contest is a 7 Man Parking Lot Brawl, and it is for the Custom Title!
*The TitanTron zooms to a huge Parking Lot outside the Arena. Standing around are all 7 competitors. Surrounding them are various Cars, Trash Cans, Dumpsters, and other various weapons. NHBWO Head Referee Jason Jones is standing by.*
Jason Jones: Alright guys....Let's get it on!
JR: He were go, this sure will be a Slobberknocker!
King: Yes it will, Jim! This could be the most brutal match in NHBWO History!
(Custom title Parking Lot Brawl Eliminatiom Match)
Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T. vs. The Road Dogg vs. Cardinal vs. Ryan Beyer vs. Nathan Jones vs. Ric Flair
All 6 men begin to fight, while Ric Flair backs off. RVD gives a Spinning Heel Kick to Nathan Jones, and they bgin to brawl, continuing their feud. Beyer and Cardinal, the Rookies, begin to fist fight. Then, Road Dogg and Booker T. begin throwing each other into the Arena walls, back and forth. RVD, Booker, and Beyer all gain the Upperhand, knocking Cardinal, Dogg, and Jones down. Flair, who is still away from the action, grabs a nearby Trash Can. He runs up to the 3 standing, and knocks them all down. Suddenly, Nathan Jones comes from behind and gives him a boot to the back of his head. He covers him, but gets a 2 count. Rob grabs a Glass Sheet nearby, and places it on Ryan Beyer. He then ascends a nearby Light Pole!
King: My God, look at Van Dam! He's at least 25 Feet High, barely hanging onto that Light Pole!
Van Dam jumps........And nails a 5 Star Frog Splash! The force of his body breaks the Sheet of Glass, as Beyer screams in agony. Rob covers him......1......2......3!
Eliminated: Ryan Beyer
JR: Bah Gawd, there's Glass everywhere, and Van Dam is cut into pieces! Lord help him!
Security quickly runs out, and drags Beyer away from the Action. Meanwhile, Road Dogg begins to nail Booker T. with a Wooden Crate. He hits him 3 times, and rares back. He then puts all his force into it, and tries to hit Booker with it......But Booker ducks, turns around, and kicks Dogg in the stomach. It knocks the crate down right under his face. Booker rares back, raises his legs.....And nails a Sciccors Kick to Road Dogg, through the crate! He covers......1.....2....3!
Eliminated: Road Dogg
King: Look a that, JR! A perfect Sciccors Kick eliminates the Owner of the Dogg Pound!
JR: Yes it does, and we're down to 5! Flair, RVD, Jones, Cardinal, and Booker T.!
Flair, RVD, Cardinal and Booker all head towards the big man, Nathan Jones. They begin to beat him down, and Flair Low Blows him. RVD drags a Table to Nathan, and sets it up. Booker then Kicks Nathan, and sets him on the Table. Cardinal then ascends a huge 18-Wheeler parked by the Table! He jumps.......And nails a Reverse 450 Splash, crashing through Nathan and the Table!
King: Oh my gosh JR, look at this! Carnage! Jones and Cardinal are both out!
JR: Yes King, and that Reverse 450 you just saw by Cardinal is what he likes to call the 'Red Hawk Down'!
Nathan and Cardinal are both out, lying on their backs. Flair and Booker quickly take advantage......And pin both men! Referee Jason Jones quickly runs to the Pins, and counts both men out!
Eliminated: Nathan Jones & Cardinal
JR: Very smart move by both Van Dam, and Flair! Not only did Cardinal take out Nathan, but he also took himself out by that High-Risk Manuever he calles the Red Hawk Down!
King: Very smart indeed, Ross! But look at this.....We're down to the Final 3, which are Rob Van Dam, Booker T., and 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair! Woooo!
All 3 men go for theirselves, and beat the crap out of each other. RVD kicks Flair, Booker punches Rob......Booker runs over, and grabs a Chair, He sets it up, and puts Flair on it. He runs, and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but misses! He lands awkward on the Chair, 'Low Blowing' himself. Rob runs over, and Kicks him in the Head with Lighting fast Kicks. He jumps up and wraps his Legs around Booker's head....And nails a Hurricanrana! Flair quickly run over, and grabs Rob by the hair. He punches him, and wraps his arm around his head......And Flair nails a DDT to Van Dam!
JR: My God, Flair just gave Van Dam a Spike DDT onto the unforgiving Concrete!
Flair covers Rob, but gets a 2 count. He's furious as heck. He gives him a Back Suplex, and does the same to Booker.He then starts to work on the leg of Booker, twisting it, and stomping on it. He grabs a Trash Can, and slides it onto Booker's head. He grabs him....And sets him in Piledriver position! RVD comes near, and helps Flair.....With a Double Team Spike Piledriver to Booker T.!
JR: Bah God! Bah God! As God as my witness, Booker T. could be parylized, or even dead! Bah Gawd!
King: And the 'Holy Crap' chants are starting to fill the arena!
Flair locks Booker with a Figure Four Leg Lock! Booker has nowhere to go, no ropes to grabs. RVD even gives Flair leverage! After minutes, Referee Jason Jones chekcs on Booker. He raises his arm 3 times, as Booker T. is out cold.
Jason Jones: That's it, he's out!
Eliminated: Booker T.
King: That's it, Ross! The Figure Four! This is the 1st time we've seen it here in the NHBWO!
Flair and Van Dam are both restless, as they're lying down on the Cold Concrete. As they breathe, you can see their breath, which tells you that it's freezing. Rob gets up, and looks towards the Buidling. He sees a ladder that goes up to the top of the Buidling, at least 100 Feet High. He walks over to it, and looks straight up. He puts one foot on it, then begins to climb.
JR: King.....You don't think that....Is he.....Is Rob Van Dam climbing to the top of the buidling?!
Rob continues up, as he's halfway up. He finally reaches the top, as a Camera man is nearby on the Roof, looking down to the Bottom. Flair gets up, and looks for Rob. He doesn't seem to find him, and looks confused.
RVD: Hey Naich! I'm up here! Think your 80 Year Old Body can handle the climb? Huh? Do you Fear it, Flair?
Ric looks up, and sets his eyes on Rob. He runs to the Ladder, and climbs up it. After about 2 minutes, he makes it to the Top. Once again, RVD is nowhere to be seen. Rob then flies down off a 5 Foot Block, and nails a Cross Body to Flair. He then kicks him repeatedly in his Abdomen. He picks him up, and throws him into the Wall. Flair yells in pain, holding his Neck. He picks him up, and throws him into the Wall again. He tries to Slap Flair, but Ric moves, sending Rob into the Wall......He then Chops Van Dam repeatedly, as you can hear the Crowd inside yelling 'Wooo!'. He backs up, and runs towards Rob. RVD moves, and Flair runs into the Wall! He walks backwards, and falls flat onto his face.
King: That's vintage Flair right there!
Rob suddenly grabs Flair's neck, and gives him a Tornado DDT. He then climbs up a 10 Foot Block, as the Camera shows the height away from Flair. Rob gives the Signal........'Rob.....Van.....Dam!'......And he begins to jump, when suddenly, a Masked Man comes and nails Van Dam in the back with a Pipe! The Man is dressed in a Black Ski Mask, a Beat-up Black T-Shirt, and Blue Jeans. He nails Rob again, and grabs him by the Neck.
JR: Oh my God, who is this?
King: I don't know, but whoever it is is about to knock RVD out cold!
The Masked Man raises one Arm, and.......Nails RVD with a DDT, off the 10 Foot Block! He stands back up, as Flair regains his conscience. He sees RVD out cold, and pulls himself over to him. He draps his arm over Rob's Chest....1........2........
JR: Kick out Rob!
3! Flair defeats RVD, and wins the Parking Lot Brawl to win the Custom Title, all thanks to a Mystery Man!
Winner: Ric Flair
King: Oh man, come on! On Ric Flair's debut, he wins the Custom Title! All thanks to this Mystery Man!
Flair grabs the Custom Title, and raises it high above his head. He's bleeding like crazy, but he's still smiling. He looks at the Mystery Man, and looks confused. He shakes his Hand, as they Embrace.
JR: My God, what a disgrace! Van Dam was about to win with a Five Star, but this......This Mystery Man screwed it up!
-Commericial Break-*The Cameras cut to Backstage, where Ric Flair is shown in his Locker Room. He has his Custom Title draped over his Shoulder, and he is dressed up in a Suit.*
Flair: Woo! The Naich is back in business baby! Wooo! And better than ever! RVD stood no chance against the Myth, the Legend, the Man, Ric Flair! Wooo! Baby, it's time to party! I have a Limo of hot Chicks waiting for me outside, and.....
*Knock, Knock*
Flair: Pipe down, The Naich is gettin' ready for.....
*The Door opens. Flair's eyes widen as he sees the Masked Man in front of him.*
Masked Man: You....
Flair: Get away from me! I'm the Nature Boy, I'm the Custom Champ! You don't touch me, or I'll call Security!
Masked Man: Ya see Ric, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to tell you.....To get ready. Anything could happen. Anytime, anywhere.....I can take that Custom Title. I'm lethal, Ric....I sent Rob Van Dam to the Hospital tonight......And make no doubt about it, I'll do the same to you, if it means me getting that little Title of yours....
Flair: Get away from me, you freak! I'm outta here!
*Flair slowly walks around the Masked Man, as the Man stares him down. Flair gets to the Door, and starts to run. Up ahead, a Limo is awaiting him. He opens the door.....*
Flair: Come on guys, get outta here! We have some Partyin' to do!
*The Limo speeds away, and the Tires squeal. The Camera turns to show the Masked Man staring down the Limo, as the Camera fades.*
(Tag Team Tourmoil)
Randy Orton & Christopher Nowinski vs. Kevin Nash & Shawn Michaels vs. Mick Foley & The Rock vs. Batista & Kane vs. Cardinal & The Road Dogg vs. Sycho Sid & Outlaw
Road Dogg and Cardinal come out to the ring to start off the Tag Team Turmoil match. Their opponents are Sycho Sid and Outlaw.
{JR} Well it looks like Road Dogg/Cardinal will be squaring off against the team off Sid and Outlaw
{Lawer} This should be interesting JR!
Road Dogg points and taunts his opponents. Cardinal and Sid circle around the ring to start the match. They both go for a tie up, but Sid quickly slams him down. Sid picks him up and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Cardinal comes back and ducks the attempted clotheline by Sid.
{JR} Cardinal ducks it!
Sid turns around and is greeted by a missle dropkick by Cardinal.
{Lawler} Oooo..What a shot!
Cardinal then tags in Road Dogg,
{JR} Cardinal with the tag to the Road Dogg
who immediatly starts stomping on Sid who's still on the floor. But Sid is trying to get up, so Road Dogg starts throwing punches. Sid soon blocks one fist, and kicks Road Dogg in the stomach, and delivers a DDT. Sid gets up and tags in Outlaw. Outlaw picks up Road Dogg and Irish Whips him into the ropes, and gives Dogg a powerslam. Outlaw covers Road Dogg, 1-2- but Road Dogg kicks out. Outlaw picks up Road Dogg one more time, but Road Dogg gives an unseen low blow, and hits a DDT.
{Lawler} You see that JR!
{JR} Road Dogg with a blaitent low blow!
Road Dogg tags in Cardinal, and Outlaw tags in Sid. Both men are exchanging blows, but Sid over powers him with a clothesline. Sid signals to finish him off, and grabs him, and delivers a Powerbomb.
{JR} Jacknife powerbomb!
Sid covers him; 1- Road Dogg tries to interupt the pin, but Outlaw clothelines him-2-3! Sid and Outlaw win!
{Lawler}They're gone.
{JR} Cardinal and Road Dogg are outta here!
As Road Dogg and Cardinal gather up, Batista and Kane enter the ring. They immediatly go after Sid and Outlaw. Batista tosses Outlaw out of the ring, as Kane chokeslams Sid to the mat. Kane covers him; 1-2-3!!!
An easy victory over an already tired team.
{JR} WOW that was quick
{Lawler} Outlaw and Sid have been eliminated after a chokeslam from Kane!
Randy Orton and Chris Nowinski head to the ring as the next challengers.
{Lawler} Here comes the odd on favorites to win this match
{JR} What? In your mind King they may be the favorites to win but to me and all these people no.
The both though have some second thoughts about getting into the ring, so Batista and Kane leave the ring, and chase them around it. Nowinski slides into the ring and as he stands up, he's greeted by a Big Boot by Kane.
{JR} Kane with a Big Boot!
Nowinski and Kane officially start the match. While Nowinski is on his hands and knees, he's being stomped on by Kane. Kane picks him up by the head, picks him up over his head, and rams Nowinski's back into the turnbuckles. While Nowinski is lying on the mat in pain, Kane tags in Batista. As Nowinski gets up, he is hit in the face by the right hand of Batista. Batista soon lifts Nowinski over his head, and Press Slams him, Nowinski was purposly thrown near his opponent, and Nowinski barely tags in Orton. Orton lashes out an attack on Batista. Throwing punches left and right. Orton soon gets Batista's back against the ropes, he whips him over to the other side, and hits a flying forearm. Orton goes for a cover; 1-2- kickout from Batista. Orton tries to pick up Batista, but is DDT'ed for it. Batista tags in Kane, who jumps up on the turnbuckle, and clotheslined Orton when he stood up. Kane then grabbed the throat of Orton and lifted him up. But Orton broke free and got behind Kane and hit a Reverse DDT. Then he reached over and tagged in Nowinski. Nowinski got on top of Kane and started punching at Kane's head. But soon stood up and grabbed Nowinsi's head and delievered a powerful blow. Kane picks him up and is about to deliver a Tombstone. But Orton saves the day by attacking Kane, as Kane fights off Orton, Batista runs in and Tigerbombs Nowinski, then goes after Orton, fighting him outside the ring. Kane turns around, picks up Nowinski, and hits a Tombstone, then covers him; 1-2-3!!! Kane and Batista win again.
{Lawler} No! Kane and Batista are on a roll
{JR} They're two for two, Can they make it 3 for 3?
Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash immediatly hit the ring. Nash eneters the ring and attacks Kane. Delivering left and right punches to Kane's head. Nash grabs Kane's arm and whips him into the ropes, and nails Kane with a Big Boot. Nash tags in Michaels. He starts to puch Kane in the back of the head, but Kane soon breaks away from it, and uppercuts HBK in the chin. Kane tagged in Batista. Batista walked over to HBK who was trying to get up, and started kneeing Michaels in the back. As Shawn screamed in pain, Nash held out his arm, desperate for the tag. Kane looked over at Nash and laughed. He then picked up HBK by his head and taunted Nash, but HBK kneed Kane in the stomach and tagged in Nash. Nash rushed in the ring and clotheslined Kane. Nash started to pound Kane, but Batista ran in and started fighting Nash, and the referee had to seperate the, but Kane gave Nash a lowblow from behind. Michaels saw this, and while the ref was getting Batista back into his corner, Michaels got into the ring and Superkicked Kane. Now both men were down in the ring, as HBK and Batista yelled for their partners to get up and make a tag. Nash and Kane are both layed out in the ring, trying to crawl to their partners and make a tag. Eventually they both made it and tagged in their partners.
{JR} Both men make the tags
HBK and Batista ran into the ring and started punching each other back and fourth.
{Lawler} What a slugfest...
Batista tried to Irish Whip him, but Shawn held on to Batista's arm and clotheslined him. HBK runs Batista into the corner and nails a splash followed by a bulldog. He signals to the crowd that he is going up.
{JR} HBK is going up top
HBK climbs onto the ring apron. He gets on the top rope and is about to nail an elbow drop on the fallen Batista when Kane cuts him off, HBK falls onto the ropes. Batista straddles the ropes and HBK falls to the mat.
{Lawler} Ouch. Right on the family jewels!
Batista brings HBK back into the ring and nails a suplex. He goes for the pin. 1,2. HBK kicks out. Batista lifts Shawn to his feet and makes the tag to Kane. Kane runs HBK into the ropes and nails a Big Boot.
{JR} Kane with a big boot on HBK
He then runs against the ropes and nails an elbow drop. He goes for the pin. 1,2. HBK kicks out. HBK chant erupts in crowd. Kane lifts HBK to his feet and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Kane is about to nail a superplex when HBK shoves Kane down to the mat. HBK jumps from the top turnbuckle and is about to nail a double axe handle but Kane catches him and nails a chokeslam. He goes for the pin. 1,2. Nash breaks the pin. Nash pushes the referee and hits a chokeslam on Kane. He then goes back to the corner and gets the crowd riled up. Fans begin to clap. HBK crawls towards his corner. Kane gets up and grabs the foot of HBK, HBK nails a superkick on Kane. HBK makes the tag to Nash while Kane makes the tag to Batista. Both men go at it. Nash knocks both men down. All hell is breaking loose. HBK and Kane fight on the outside. Nash runs Batista into the ropes and nails a big boot. HBK runs Kane into the steel ring steps. In the ring Nash nails Batista with a Jacknife powerbomb. Nash walks into the corner. HBK climbs the shoulders of Big Sexy. He leaps off and nails a huge splash much to the delight of the crowd. 1,2,3.
{Lawler} HBK pins Batista!
{JR} Batista and Kane are gone!, Well there's only one team left!