Post by jakeroberts on Jun 23, 2006 21:20:42 GMT -5
Debut of SNME/NHBWO Legend, Superstar and Current Owner of SNME, "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels |
Pryos set off in the arena as Smackdown starts off. The Camera man views into the crowd as the fans erupt. Stone Colds Music blasts the PA System and the fans go nuts. He makes his way down to the ring. He gets in the ring and climbs all 4 turnbuckles and raises his arms, the fans go wild.
Steve Austin grab's a mic.
Steve Austin- Well, it's great to be back in NHBWO (fans go crazy), Vince McMahon is not here tonight so that means I'm running the show (fans cheer), Well seeing McMahon already made all the matches for Smackdown I thought now that I'm a 50% CO CEO that I would make a few adjustments (Fans cheer) So this Monday on RAW the main Event will be a battle royal and will pit: Bill Goldberg vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Kane vs. Nowiniski vs. Angle vs. Mysterio vs. RVD vs. Cena vs The Undertaker vs. Triple H vs. The Hurricane, The winner of the match will compete Next Thursday on Smackdown against Randy Orton for the Undisputed title, And tonight I'm going to make a slight adjustment to the Bill Goldberg and who ever his partner may be against HHH and Randy Orton, Tonight's tag match will be a Cage match. And that's the Bottom Line Cause Stone Cold Said So, Fans go crazy as Ring attendants throws Austin some beers.
Christopher Nowinski vs. The Undertaker
The Undertaker's music hits the PA system and the fans cheer as The Undertaker makes his way out on the arena floor on his motor cycle, He circles the ring with his bike before entering the ring, He raises his arms the fans continue to cheer. Christopher Nowinski's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring to a round of boo's. He climbs the apron and taunts the Undertaker, Undertaker moves towards Chris, Chris hops off the ring apron and walks on the outside. Undertaker hops to the outside and chases Nowinski back into the ring. Nowinski runs into the ropes only to get the big boot by the Undertaker. Nowinski grabs something from underneath the ring apron. Undertaker goes after Nowinski and Nowinski clocks the Undertaker with brass knucks. He goes for the pin. 1,2,3. Nowinski steels one. Fans boo. Nowinski celebrates in the ring as the Undertaker gets to his feet. Undertaker spins Nowinski around and chokeslams him followed by the Last Ride, Undertaker leaves the ring with Nowiniski still down and the fans cheering.
Winner: Christopher Nowinski
Segment:Backstage Goldberg and Shawn Michaels are backstage talking about tonight's Main Event Battle Royal
Segment: Steve Austin's Office
Randy Orton enters Steve Austin's room.
Austin looks at both men
Steve: What the hell do you two want?
Randy Orton: So I heard you are having this little battle royal tonight and whoever wins it gets a shot at my title.
Steve: That's right.
Randy Orton: You and I both know that no one, that's competing in that Battle Royal deserves or even Stands up for a challenge against me for my title.
Steve: For one, don't barge in here with your d*mn crap about how no one deserves a shot and sh*t like that, Someone tonight is going to win that battle royal and when they do you Randy Orton you little measly mouth bastard will defend your title and that's the bottom line.
Randy Orton Orton stares at Austin.
Steve: What you didn't here me, Get the Hell out of my office before I lay a Texas Size Whoopin' on your ass.
Randy Orton Orton leaves Austin office. Austin turns around and Orton lays out Steve Austin with the title, Orton gives a smirk and walks out of his office.
Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio (winner to compete in tag match with Bill Goldberg)
Rey's music blasts the arena and the fans go crazy as Mysterio runs out with his Hardcore title around his waist. He slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms to a round of cheers. Sexy Boy hits and Michaels dance his way down to the ring. He walks down the ramp and poses and pyros from behind him explode. He gets in the ring and removes his ring gear and poses again to a loud olvation. The Bell sounds and both men lock up. Shawn shows his test of strength and shoves Mysterio down. Both men lock up again and Michaels backs Rey into the corner. Michaels backs up. Rey comes out of the corner and shoves Michaels, Michaels shoves Rey back and both men get into a slugfest, Michaels runs Rey into the ropes and hits a dropkick. Michaels stomps away at Mysterio. Michaels gets down on the match and locks in a head lock on Mysterio. Mysterio scoots to the ropes and uses them to help pull him up, Both men are on their feet. Mysterio pushes against the top rope and flips himself over Michaels. Rey turns Michaels over and goes for the pin. 1,2. Michaels kicks out. Rey runs Michaels into the ropes and hits a clothesline followed by another. Rey hits Shawn with an elbow. Rey runs against the ropes, Michaels ducks, Rey attempts a head scissors on Shawn but Shawn revereses it and hits Rey with a back breaker. Michael brings Rey to the corner. He puts Rey on the top turn buckle and hits a superplex. He goes for the pin. 1,2. Rey kicks out. Michaels picks Rey up and hits DDT. Shawn beats down Mysterio. Michaels attempts to hit an elbow drop from the top rope but Rey side steps him and hits a hurricara from the top rope. He goes for the pin.1,2. Michaels kicks out. Rey brings HBK to the corner and climbs the 2nd rope and begins to hit punches. 1,2,3,4,5,6. Michaels lifts Rey up and drops his family jewls onto his knee. Mysterio thrives in pain, Mysterio turns around and gets hit with "Sweet Chin Music" Superkick, Michaels quickly pins Mysterio. 1,2,3. Michaels picks up the win. The referee raises HBK's hand as the fans cheer, Tonight Goldberg's mystery partner will be Shawn Michaels, Michaels leaves to the back.
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Segment:
Steve Austin is seen in his office walking back and forth. Rey Mysterio enters his office.
Rey: Hey, Steve I...
Steve Austin clotheslines Mysterio down and begins to beat the living hell out of him. Austin lifts Mysterio up and hits the Stone Cold Stunner. Austin gives Mysterio a disgusted look and he leaves his office.
Kane vs. John Cena (TLC Match)
Kane's Music hits and Kane walks down the ramp to alot of fans booing him, Kane carries a gasoline container down to the ring. He climbs into the ring with a Huge smirk on his face, he grabs a mic:
Kane: Tonight you will witness a travesty, Tonight you will witness the demise of John Cena, He clances over to the gasoline container and begins to laugh, Tonight Cena will feel my pain.
Cena's Music hits and Cena raps his way down to the ring with a chair in hand and a mic in the other. Cena enters the ring, Kane attempts to hit Cena but Cena ducks it and Cena clocks Kane over the head with the chair. Kane falls to the outside, Cena goes right after him and Cena slams the chair into the back of Kane. Kane falls. Cena backs up and attempts running into Kane with the chair but Kane hits Cena with a big boot. Cena goes down. Kane talks trash to Cena. Kane picks up Cena and rams him into the ring post. Kane starts to laugh. Kane takes Cena and press slams him into the steel ring steps. Kane throws Cena into the ring and Kane circles the ring and gets a ladder, He brings it in the ring, Cena's busted open, He attempts to run into Cena with it but Cena dropkicks the ladder into Kane's face busting him open. Cena sets the ladder up in one corner, Cena irish whips Kane into it. Cena charges and hits a crossbody on Kane in the corner. Kane falls to the mat. Cena sets up the ladder ans starts to climb it, he gets to the top and hits a leg drop on Kane. Cena goes for the pin.1,2. Kane kicks out. Cena goes to the outside and brings a table back into the ring along with a chair. Cena beats down Kane with the chair. Cena sets up a table and tries to powerbomb Kane threw it but Kane revereses it and hits a backbody drop on Cena. Cena stumbles up and Kane hits a choke slam. He goes for the pin.1,2.99. Kane pulls Cena up and shakes his head. He puts Cena on the top rope and gives him the chokeslam. He goes for the pin.1,2.99. Kane picks up Cena and shakes his head. Kane runs Cena into the ropes and hits the big boot. Cena's down. Kane moves towards a corner and gets the gasoline container, He pours gas all over the table, He throws the container to the outside and goes over underneath the ring and brings a match, Kane begins to laugh, He lits the table on fire and the fans go nuts, The referee tries to stop Kane but Kane shoves the referee down, Kane lifts up Cena and tries to put him threw the table but more referee's come down to stop Kane and Kane takes them all out, Mean while Cena is climbing the ladder. Cena attempts an ax handle on Kane but Kane catches Cena. Kane picks up Cena and drives him threw the burning table with a chokeslam. Kane demands a referee and one of the referee's makes the count.1,2,3. Kane wins the match. Kane leaves and ring and continues to laugh as the fans boo him, In the ring, ring attendents attend to Cena.
Winner: Kane
Segment:Backstage
Steve Austin is seen in the back looking for Randy Orton.
Steve: Hey, Bill have you seen Orton
Goldberg: No, I haven't but It will be a pleasure for me to take him out if I ever do find him.
Steve: Yeah you do that, but just leave this much for me ass that sorry son of a b*tch is going to get the ass whoopin of his life and thats the bottom line cause Stone Cold said... Austin suddenly spots Orton, Orton starts to run away from Steve Austin.
Segment:In the ring
John Cena is escorted out of the arena on a strecher after going threw a flaming table, He's carted off into awaiting amubulance, in the back Kane is seen, laughing:
Kane: How does it now feel, How does it feel John, huh?!?, How does it now feel that you've felt my pain. -Kane starts to laugh-
Rey Mysterio vs. Scott Steiner(Hardcore Title Match)
Rey's music hits for the 2nd time in one night and the fans start to cheer, Rey runs down into the ring and holds up his title. Rey waits for his opponent. Scott Steiner is not coming down. Just then Steiner's music hits and Steiner makes his way down to the ring to a round of cheers, He gets into the ring and both men lock up. Steiner dominates most of the match. Steiner hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Steiner climbs the top rope with Mysterio and hits another side suplex. He goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Both men are bloodied and bruised after a long battle with weapons of all sort. Steiner charges at Mysterio and attempts to hit him but Rey dropkicks him and Steiner falls on the 1st rope. Rey glides to the outside and hits the 619. He goes for the pin.1,2,3. Mysterio picks up the win and retains his title. Mysterio walks to the back while the fans still cheer.
Steel Cage lowers over the ring
Pinfall and escape only
(Main Event TAG) Shawn Michaels & Bill Goldberg vs. Triple H & Randy Orton (Cage Match)
Evolution's theme hits and HHH and Randy Orton make their way down to the ring as the fans boo. Orton keeps turning around to see if Steve Austin is on his tail. HHH and Orton climb into the cage. Orton poses in the ring as HHH climbs the top turnbuckle and takes a sip of his water from his water bottle, He climbs the cage and spits in the air. He throws his water bottle into the crowd as Shawn Michaels theme blasts the arena, the fans go wild, HBK dances his way down to the ring, He walks down the ramp and waits next to the ring. Goldberg's music hits and the fans go nuts, Sparks fly from the Entrance and the World champion makes his way down to the ring, Goldberg does his posing, He walks down the ramp and goes and talks to HBK about a strategy, He hands his title to a referee and both HBK and Goldberg dive into the ring, Bell rings. Goldberg goes after Orton as HBK takes on HHH. Hbk pumbles HHH as Goldberg lifts up Orton and hits a press slam. Orton backs down into a corner and pleads with Goldbeg. Goldberg lifts Orton up and sidekicks him into the corner. Meanwhile, HHH takes an upper advantage and beats up Michaels. HHH rams Michaels into the cage. HHH irish whips Michaels and hits a clothesline, Randy Orton is down and Goldberg comes over and helps Michaels out by taking out HHH. Goldberg runs HHH into the ropes and hits a backbody drop. Goldberg hits a suplex on HHH as Michaels wears down Randy Orton. Goldberg meanwhile locks in a wrist lock on HHH, HHH then reaches into his tights and throws a white power into the face of Goldberg, Goldbergs been blinded. HBK sees what happens and tries to help Goldberg but Orton comes from behind with a bulldog. Orton beats the hell out of HBK as HHH stomps away at a helpless Goldberg. HHH backs Goldberg into the ropes and both Orton and HHH double team on him, they run him into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. HHH orders Orton to beat down Shawn. HHH starts to punch Goldberg with closed fists. HHH rams Goldberg into the cage. Orton hits a suplex on HBK and goes for the pin.1,2. HBK kicks out. Orton runs HBK into the ropes and attempts a dropkick but HBK catches him and catapults Orton in the cage busting him open. HBK then goes after HHH who pumbles Goldberg and starts to beat him down, HHH attempts a ddt but HBK backbody drops him and hits a flying clothesline, HBK gets a bottle of water from the referee and hands it to Goldberg who cleans out his eyes. Meanwhile HBK turns his attentions back to his opponents, Randy Orton hits his special on HBK and goes for the pin. 1,2. Goldberg breaks the pin. Both HHH and Orton double team Goldberg give him a clothesline. Randy Orton attempts to hit another special but just then -Glass shatters- and Steve Austin music hits, He walks down to the ring and Orton is in shock, He pushes the referee out of the way and gets in the ring, Orton attempts to escape but Austin pulls him back in and levels him. HHH attempts to hit Austin but austin beats the hell out of HHH. Austin turns around and hits the lou theze press on Orton followed by a stunner. Austin stuns HHH also. Goldberg gets up and hits a spear on Orton, as Austin cheers him on, (the fans go crazy) HHH gets up and HBK superkicks him back down as Goldberg lifts Orton up and hits a Jackhammer. He goes for the pin. 1,2,3. Goldberg and HBK win the match. The cage rises and Austin congradulates both men and he says he's got 4 words for them
Steve: I'll drink to that
Ring attendants throw in beers and all three men celebrate as the show comes to and end.
Winners: Shawn Michaels & Goldberg
-Fade to Black-