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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 26, 2007 15:21:04 GMT -5
Chris Benoit... You will be missed.The following SNME Broadcast is in memory of Chris Benoit. Even though he is not in SNME, he was still a wrestler. Wrestling is what we're about, and we are going to respect him. Chris, this is for you...Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TVLIVE! From The Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah!6/23/07A video package of some of SNME's greatest moments begins to play along with "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach. The video suddenly shatters as we are taken live into the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah! The camera searches through the sold out crowd as they cheer. The camera view changes and we are looking on at the stage where giant pyros begin to explode. Finally flames ignite the stage as the lights come on. We are then taken over to the broadcast table with Austin Owens and Joey Styles.Styles: Well folks, we are now a week away from Seven Deadly Sins. Tonight is the last big stop before we head to Las Vegas, where we will all pay for our sins. Are you ready Owens?
Owens: Joey, I'm more than ready! I've been waiting to see this pay-per-view again, and what a night it is going to be. But for now, we've got tonight ahead of us. We know what is in store for us at Seven Dealy Sins, but what is in store for us tonight?
Styles: Well Owens, tonight we've got one hell of a main event. We've got Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, and Triple H taking on Kurt Angle, CM Punk, and Ken Kennedy. These six men are ready to explode on one another, who knows how much tension will be filling the ring tonight?
Owens: Well Joey, the only way we can find out is to see it live. So lets get this thing started...
Styles: But... Bu... "MISSSTTTTEEERRRR KENNNEEEDDDYYY....
Keenneedy!!!"Kennedy's theme music blares over the P.A. System as Kennedy walks out in a suit and tie, smiling with his cocky smile. Kennedy ignores the row of people with his shirt on bowing to him and reaching for a hand slap. He struts down to ring side, that cocky glow in his eyes. He sprints up the steel steps and makes his way into the ring through the center ropes. He stands in the center of the ring as the lights go out except for one spotlight adorned on him. A single microphone trickles down from the rafters and into his hand. Kennedy begins to speak....Kennedy: Welcome... To Saturday Night's Main Event! I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin and weigh in tonight at 248 pounds. I'm the man who is single handedly changing Saturday Nights... And I am the man who will score a pinfall victory over someone tonight... And I am the man who will walk out the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at Seven Deadly Sins... I am MISSSTTTTEEERRRR KENNNEEEDDDYYY..... Ken...."Break It Down!!!"The crowd goes wild as both Triple H and Shawn Michaels come tearing through the curtain. Both men are wearing jeans and a Degeneration X t-shirt with "DX" in grafiti print across it. Shawn and Hunter, crotch chop down the ramp, bringing the fans into an uproar. Shawn hops onto the ring apron as Hunter walks up the steps. They both enter the ring, staring a hole straight through Kennedy. Being somewhat frightened by their presence, Kennedy holds up his arms, motioning that he wants no trouble from them. Hunter takes a microphone and takes his place in the center of the ring beside Shawn.Triple H: Are you ready!?!
Shawn: I don't know if you people heard him or not, but he said.... Are... You... Ready!?!
Triple H: Then... For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world... Oh yeah, and and for Mr. Ken Kennedy standing behind us... Llllllllets Get Ready To Suuuuuuuuuuck It!!!
Kennedy: Alright, I've heard enough of this crap already... Hell, you guys have been back for one week and I'm already sick of you... Now Triple H, I know you may be somewhat important around here... But I'm more important... I am Mr. Ken Kennedy... And incase you didn't know... I am the man who...
Triple H: Who is single handedly changeing Saturday Nights... Yeah, yeah. We've heard it time and time again, Kennedy. But the fact of the matter is, I'm the only one around here that changed Saturday Nights! I'm the one who put this place on the map!
Kennedy: Triple H, sorry to interrupt you, but no one gives a damn about you anymore... You sit there and get the people all hyped up for your return and what do you do? You screw it up... You no show... Triple H, you may have been the man to put this place on the map, but I am the man who revolutionized this place! That is why I deserve a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship...
Triple H: Is that so? Haha! Let me tell you something, Kennedy! I am "The Game"... And the only man...Triple H is suddenly cut off by "Miseria Cantare". CM Punk slings open the curtain and begins making his way down the ramp. The fans begin booing him, but he shrugs it all off. Punk quickly enters the ring and snatches the microphone from Triple H. Punk's music slowly fades away as Triple H bows up to him, daring him to make a move.CM Punk: What in the hell are you idiots out here bickering about? How about we all shut our mouths and settle this thing in the ring?
Kennedy: Ya know Punk... That is a damn good idea... I fine one if you ask me.
Triple H: I've got no problem kicking the both of your asses...Once more, everyone in the ring is interrupted. "Burn In My Light" suddenly blares through the arena, leading to Randy Orton stepping through the curtain. With the Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder, Orton makes his way down the ramp. He quickly walks up the stairs and enters the ring. He gets face to face with Punk, snatching the microphone from him.Orton: If anyone is going to be kicking your ass, CM Punk, its me!
Kennedy: Why don't you shut the hell up, Orton? Go polish your damn belt or something...
Orton: Ya know Kennedy... That is a good idea. I'll shine it up real nice and shiney, and I'll cherish it... And you know the best thing about that? It is the fact that I beat YOU to get it!
Kennedy: Real funny... Haha! This isn't for kids Randy, so step out of the ring... This is a time for the adults...
Triple H: Then why in the hell are in here?Triple H and Kennedy get nose to nose, as does Orton and Punk. Shawn stands in the background, ready to fight if it is needed. As a brawl is about to break out, "My Quest" takes over the arena. Kurt Angle storms through the curtain, snatching down his hood. He quickly paces down the ramp and slides into the ring. Kurt gets inbetween everyone and snatches the microphone from Randy Orton.Angle: What in the hell are you guys doing out here? This is freakin' rediculous! Now I'm sick of hearing people talk trash... you want to fight... Then lets fight!
"Woah... Woah... Woah... Baldy! There isn't going to be a fight without me..."Everyone in the ring turns their attention towards the stage. Standing there, slowly walking down the ramp is Chris Jericho. Kurt Angle begins to yell things off microphone, telling Jericho to hurry up and get in the ring. Jericho takes his dear sweet time walking up the steps and entering through the ropes. Jericho stands between them all, microphone to his mouth.Jericho: Now obviously... None of us can get along... Well except for this side of the ring getting along with eachother... And that side of the ring getting along with eachother... So how about this? Let me propose something to you all... Tonight... In the main event... I'm seeing a blockbuster, six man tag team match... On one side you've got Kurt Angle... CM Punk... And Kennedy... On the other side, you've got me, Randy Orton, and Triple H... So what do you say? You guys up for it?
Angle: Jericho, no one gives a damn about your idea!
Shawn: Easy there Kurt... I tihnk Chris has a pretty good idea... So, it is set... Tonight it will be the three of you taking on the three of them, ok? Good...As we begin to fade to commercial the two team get face to face with one another, trying to sike the other out. Foley’s music blares over the arena as the man himself walks out onto the ramp, hand held high in the air. Foley walks down to the ring and rolls in..
"Dominance" plays as Bobby Lashley walks out.. He poses as pyro goes off and walks down the ramp.. He jumps on the apron and gets in the ring.. Foley immediately goes after him..
Foley attacks Lashley, punching him.. All of this has no effect, as Lashley takes these punches, and raises up.. Foley bounces off the ropes, and gets speared.. Lashley picks Foley up and slams him to the mat.. Bobby picks him up and throws him out of the ring.. He follows and whips him into the guardrail, then into the stairs.. He goes to do it again, but gets reversed and whipped into them himself.. Foley rolls into the ring, as Lashley follows a few seconds later.. Foley kicks Lashley, and punches him.. He hits him with a DDT and goes for a pin..1...2...Lashley kicks out, lifting Foley up.. Lashley and Foley meet in the middle and trade punches, Lashley obviously having the upper hand.. He hit’s a spine buster..1...2...Lashley kicks Foley before picking him up, throwing him up on his shoulders.. He goes for the Dominator, but Foley slides out of it and rolls Lashley up!!!1.……2.…..3!!!!Foley’s music plays as his runs out of the ring and runs up the ramp, posing, looking at a angry Lashley.. We cut to the locker room, where Sam X stands laughing with Paul Heyman. Sam has the Custom Title draped over his shoulder. Suddenly, a knock comes at the door.Sam: Come in!Teddy Long steps in with a grin on his face. Long: Whats up playa'? Listen up. Shawn Michaels sent me to tell you your Custom Title match at Seven Deadly Sins. Your match is going to be an Ultimate X match. Now, listen up playa, instead of just you and Dragon, there are going to be 6 other men in there with you. They are going to be decided later tonight in a lottery. Good luck playa'!Sam: Woah, woah, Teddy, you don’t understand. This is a mistake. Do you know what is going to happen to the 7 other guys fighting for this? They are going to be mauled. Why waste 7 wrestlers when you can only lose one?Teddy: Playa', you must be crazy or somethin'.Teddy walks off as Sam stares a hole into the back of his head. Heyman tries to calm Sam down as we cut to a commercial break.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 26, 2007 15:31:43 GMT -5
vs. The Undertaker vs. "The Ugandan Giant" KamalaFinkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall... First off, making his way to the ring, hailing from Death Valley. He is the Undertaker!The entire arena suddenly goes pitch black. Thunder begins to rumble as lightning flashes. Fog begins to lerk across the floor as that ominous music of The Undertaker begins to play. Undertaker slowly steps through the curtain, the fans cheering for him. His long coat sways behind him as he slowly walks down the ramp. As Taker reaches the bottom of the ramp someone comes charging down after him. Kamala nails him across the back with Kim Chee close behind. With The Undertaker taken by surprise, Kamala slams him into the barricade. Kim Chee begins yelling out orders and Kamala listens to him. Kamala stomps and stomps at Undertaker, trying to weaken him. Kamala pulls Taker up and sends him crashing into the steel steps. He then pulls Undertaker up and rolls him into the ring. As Kamala climbs into the ring Shontz calls for the bell."Ding, Ding, Ding!"Kamala begins slapping his belly, yelling in what he seems to think is a language. The Undertaker suddenly sits up, his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Undertaker stands up and Kamala charges at him. the two collide, dishing out lefts and rights. Both men begin to rock one another. Undertaker suddenly bounces off the ropes... Diving clothesline! Kamala stumbles backwards and hits the ropes. Undertaker nails him with a big boot! Kamala stumbles backwards again and Kim Chee tosses in the mask. Chee climbs onto the apron distracting Shontz. Kamala ducks a clothesline... Kamala slams the mask over Taker's head. Undertaker falls to the ground.
Kamala tosses the mask from the ring and hits the ropes. He runs at Undertaker... Ugandan Splash! Kamala is about to cover him, but Undertaker sits up. Kamala stomps him down and bounces off the ropes again. Ugandan Splash! Kamala goes for the pin..."1...2...3!"Finkel: Here is your winner, "The Ugandan Giant" Kamala!Kamala gets up, slapping his belly. Kamala rolls out of the ring at Kim Chee's command as Undertaker sits up. Kamala's music fills the arena, and Undertaker watches on as he leaves. As Kamala and Kim Chee stand at the top of the ramp, Undertaker does his signature pose, the lights giving off a blue glow.We quickly cut from the ring to a mad house backstage. We see medics rushing the hallways. SNME Officials rushing the scene. Laying on the ground, in a puddle of his own blood, is Chris Jericho.Medic: Chris, can you hear me? Come on Chris. Try to respond...Jericho doesn't respond. As we look on at the scene, Shawn Michaels is seen in the background. He is biting his nails, thinking of what he is gonna do about tonight's main event.Shawn: Is he gonna be able to compete?
Medic: No... There is no way he can get into a ring tonight. He is out of it. Hell, he could have a concussion.
Shawn: What in the hell am I gonna do!?! I've got to find a replacement...Shawn pulls out his cell phone and begins dialing a number as we continue looking on at medics tending to Jericho. We cut to the team of Punk, Angle and Kennedy standing in the halls, talking strategy. Suddenly, Grisham sprints up to the wildly.Todd: Guys, guys! Chris Jericho has been found in the back in a pool of his own blood! He is unable to compete!
Kennedy: Ha, cute Chris. Draw attention to yourself by faking this injury.
Punk: He probably did it himself so he didn’t have to face us, hah!
Angle: Guys, Jericho may be stupid, but he isn’t a coward. But then again, he is facing the Wrestling Machine! Grisham, you have a stupid look on your face. What do you want?
Todd: Did you guys have anything to do with it?
Angle: Todd, I may not like Jericho. None of us three do, but we would never do something so heinous. Todd shakes his head and walks off, leaving the trio confused as anyone else. vs. The Rock vs. "The Superbeast" BrandovirusJoey Styles: Tonight has been an interesting night thus far, but business will soon pick up.
Austin Owens: Correct you are Joey, because up next we will see two up and coming stars take battle in a war that could decide their futures here in SNME.Finkel: This match is for one fall... First off, making his way to the ring, hailing from The Shadows, "The Superbeast" Brandovirus!The lights grow dim as "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie takes over the speakers. Brandovirus tears through the curtain and walks down the ramp. An evil scowl rolls across his face as he looks up at the crowd. He seems unphased by their booing, and slides into the ring. Brandovirus begins pacing the ring, doing nothing, but waiting on his opponent.Finkel: And his opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, The Rock!!!"If Ya Smell What The Rock Is Cookin'" echos through the arena. The fans rise to their feet, going nuts. The Rock struts through the curtain and onto the stage. He looks around at the thousands upon thousands of fans and raises his eyebrow. The cheers grow louder as the Rock slowly makes his way down the ramp. The Rock, looking better then ever, climbs the steps and enters the ring. Rock climbs the turnbuckle, doing his trademark pose. He raises his eyebrow and searches the crowd, bringing more and more cheers from them. The lights return to normal as the Rock hops down from the turnbuckle. He looks across the ring at Brando, telling him to just bring it! Mike Chioda calls for the bell!"Ding, Ding, Ding!"The bell sounds and they lock up! Rock lays a right hand to the head of Brando, then another one. Rock whips Brando off the ropes... Dropkick! Rocky goes wild, taunting at the crowd. But as he turns around Brando sits up. Rock looks to be in complete shock. Rock pulls Brando up and begins drilling him with lefts and rights. Brandovirus looks to be getting rocked, but he takes Rock's head off with a massive clotheline. Brando goes for a quick cover!"1...2..."Rock kicks out! Brando snatches Rock up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Brando runs at Rock... Rock dives out of the way! Brando runs into the turnbuckle! The Rock hits Brando with a fury of punches and goes bouncing off the ropes! Rock comes firing back... Diving clothesline! Brando goes down and the people begin to go wild for Rocky. They begin chanting his name and Rocky is pumped up. He crouches down, motioning for Brando to bring it. Brando slowly gets up... Spine Buster! Rock rushes over to Brando, kicking his arms to the side. Rock pulls of his elbow pad, slinging it into the crowd. Rock slings his arms and takes off for the ropes. Rock bounces off one side. He takes off for the other! Rock hits the other set of ropes... People's Elbow! Rock makes a cover!"1...2...Kickout!!!"Brando kicks out of the People's Elbow and the Rock is in absolute shock. Rock quickly stands up, getting a handfull of Brando's hair. He pulls Brando up, and whips him into the corner. Rock goes charging at him... Big Boot from Brando! Rock stumbles back... Sidewalk slam! Brando is on fire! Brando snatches Rock up, placing him on his shoulders. He runs for the corner... Snake eyes! Rock's head bounces off the top turnbuckle and is stumbling around. Brando sets him up... InFeCtIoN!!! Brando goes for the pin as Mike Chioda counts..."1.....2.....3!!!"Finkel: Here is your winner, "The Superbeast" Brandovirus!Rob Zombie's "Superbeast" begins playing as Brando stands up. Once again, Brando has beaten his opponent. Brando stares down at Rock, taking in the victory. The fans are booing their heads off as a sick and twisted smile rolls across Brando's face. Brandovirus begins to make his way to the back as Mike Chioda helps Rock up the ramp.As we cut to the ring, Teddy Long's music begins to play. Teddy makes his way onto the stage, wearing an al white suit. Teddy slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. As his music fades out he takes a microphone.Teddy Long: Holla', holla', holla'! How's it going playas? Now, I know you all saw me earlier, telling Sam X just what kind of match he would be having at Seven Deadly Sins. Well playas... I'm out here now, to determine the six other men who will be joining him and Super Dragon in the Ultimate x match to determine the Custom Champion! Now, up on the screen you will see an image of every superstar eligible for this match. Each man will be selected by random. The computer will sort through the names and someone will be selected. So, are you people ready to find out who will be joining them in the Ultimate X? Well let me hear ya holla' holla' holla'!!!The images on the screen of each wrestler start blinking randomly. An ominous music begins to play. Suddenly it stops on one picture. The picture is of Elijah Burke. "Elijah Experience" begins to play as Elijah Burke steps out onto the stage. With a cocky smirk, Elijah motions for a belt around his waist. the fans boo him, but he just smiles. As Elijah steps backstage, Teddy begins to speak.Teddy Long: Well, there was the first pick, Elijah Burke. Now, lets see who else we can get in this match...The images on the screen of each wrestler start blinking randomly. An ominous music begins to play. Suddenly it stops on one picture. The picture us of Muhammed Hassan. Hassan's music begins to play, bringing the crowd up booing. Hassan steps through the curtain, a smile across his face. He looks down to the ring and nods at Teddy. Hassan steps through the curtain and the process begins once more. One picture is highlighted, Brandovirus. "Superbeast" begins to play as the monster known as Brandovirus steps through the curtain. The fans begin booing, but Brando ignores it all. As Brando steps backstage Teddy begins to speak.Teddy Long: now, we got Muhammed Hassan and Brandovirus in this thing. Hell, I think Brando could reach the belt without climbing anything. Well, lets see who else is gonna be in this match...The images on the screen of each wrestler start blinking randomly. An ominous music begins to play. Suddenly it stops on one picture. The picture is AJ Styles. Styles, missing in action does not come out. The process begins again... The pictures begin blinking and now one is left highlighted. The picture is of Mick Foley. Foley's music hits and fans begin cheering. Foley steps through the curtain, hand raised high. The fans cheer him on as a smile appears on his face for being chosen to be in the match. As Foley heads to the back the pictures begin flashing once more. This time it is for the final spot. The pictures suddenly stop flashing. The picture showing is of Bobby Lashely. Lashley's music blares through the arena as he steps through the curtain. Lashley motions for a title around his waist, getting a mixed reaction from the fans. Lashley returns backstage, and Teddy is still in the ring.Teddy Long: Now that we got that out of the way, I can talk about something else. Something that has been on my mind for the past few weeks....Edge! Now Edge, if I am correct... MVP has already beaten you once. Why do you keep coming back for more? Do you want MVP to hurt you a second time? Edge, you are one of the dumbest people I've ever seen, but if you want MVP at Seven Deadly Sins... Well playa'! You've got him! MVP has no problem makin' you look like a fool for a second time! Ya feel me playa'? Haha! Edge, at Seven Deadly Sins... Your chances have run out!Teddy's music fills the arena once more as he exits the ring. He slowly makes his way up the ramp and through the curtain. But Teddy suddenly comes running back out. Edge storms through the curtain, chair in hand. Teddy backs down the ramp, begging Edge for mercy. As Edge lifts the chair, MVP comws dashing down the ramp. He snatches the chair from Edge and bashes him over the head with it. Edge stumbles back and MVP tosses the chair to him. Edge catches it... Malicious Intent! MVP kicks the chair right in Edge's face! "It's A Fight" echos through the arena, as MVP and Teddy begin walking up the ramp. Edge slides into the ring, pissed off more than ever.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 26, 2007 15:35:05 GMT -5
We cut backstage to Shawn's office. He seems to be in a panic, tossing papers to and fro. Shawn tosses his cell phone across the room and buries his head in his hands. A knock suddenly comes from the door. Shawn looks up, his hands covering his face.Shawn: Who is it?
: Room service...
Shawn: Alright, alright... Come in.The door opens, revealing Triple H and Randy, in their gear for tonight. They walk up to Shawn's desk, ready to speak.Triple H: Shawn, you find us a parter yet?
Orton: Please, tell me you did...
Shawn: Guys... No one... No one could make it to the show on time. I tried my best... I called Goldberg... Batista... Ryan Beyer... Casey Kage... Hell, I even called Vince... And you know what I got? They all turned me down. Not a one of them said yes... After all I've done for them. Guys, I'm sorry to say this... But you guys are gonna have to go out there, just the two of you...
Triple H: Atleast you tried... They shouldn't be too hard to handle. Maybe Punk won't show... Haha, you know how he is...
Orton: Shawn, thanks for trying. We'll go out there and try to get the win. After all, we are Randy Orton and Triple H. No one can stop this remarkable duo.
Triple H: Alright Randy, lets get outta here. We gotta talk over some strategies for tonight. And Shawn, if ya can... Try making some more phone calls... Someone has to say yes...
Shawn: Oh alright. I'll try... Do I have to?
Triple H: Yes, Shawn. Now get busy!
Shawn: Alright. But only because you asked.Triple H and Randy Orton leave Shawn's office as he grabs his phone. He begins dialing a number as we fade out. We fade to a lockeroom. The door reads, "Carlito & John Cena." We go inside as we see both men, sitting around a TV, watching the tape from Brawl For All. The video of the New Age Outlaws stealing their World Tag Team Titles is shown. Carlito suddenly turns off the TV. He turns to Cena and begins to speak.Carlito: Can you believe those two? Stealing our World Tag Team Titles!?! You just wait till I see them... I'm going to make them pay.
John Cena: Man, Carlito, don't even worry about those chumps. they're just trying to live their life as if they were still in their prime. Everybody knows that we're gonna retain our titles at Seven Deadly Sins. We've got no worries bro.
Carlito: Yeah, I guess you're right. But I'll tell you one thing. It still pisses me off that they took our belts. We worked hard for those things. And if it weren't for us winning them, then the Tag Team Divison would still suck. When I see them, I'm going to ring their necks... And then... Then I'm gonna...
: Gonna do what?Carlito and Cena look up to see Road Dogg and Billy Gunn standing before them, the stolen World Tag Team Titles over their shoulders.Carlito: What the hell do you two think you're doing in here? Now give us our damn titles and get out!
Road Dogg: Hold on there, Mr. Cool. And hold your horses Johnny boy. The New Age Outlaws just wanted to come by to have a friendly chat. So how's it goin' without these titles? Huh?
John Cena: Road Dogg... Billy... I bet you two think you're pretty cute, huh? Stealin' our titles. Well let me tell the both of you somethin', and Shelley and Rodriguez while I'm at it too! At Seven Deadly Sins, Carlito and I will be retaining our World Tag Team Championships... Got that?
Billy Gunn: Oh we got it... But it ain't happenin'. Ya see here, Johnny boy? These titles are over our shoulders. And we're not letting go of them. We wish you guys the best of luck next Sunday. See ya!Billy and Road Dogg turn around and head out the door. As they get through the door, Cena snatches the titles off their shoulders and Carlito slams the door shut. Carlito locks the door, and the two begin laughing. Road Dogg and Billly begin banging on the other side, but they can't get in. Cena tosses Carlito his title as they both begin to laugh. vs. Carlito "Caribbean Cool" vs. Alex Shelley“Cool” blares over the arena as Carlito strides out onto the ramp. The fans cheer for him as he takes a bite of his apple and walks down to the ring. Carlito slides into the ring, and awaits his opponent. Alex Shelley’s music plays over the arena as the Paparazzi Productions member struts out onto the stage, carrying his camera. Shelley runs down to the ring, and sets up his camera on the outside. Alex rolls into the ring, and the ref calls for the bell.Carlito and Shelley lock up. Carlito gets the advantage, and locks Alex in a front headlock. Shelley pushes Carlito off and against the ropes. Shelley jumps over Carlito as Carlito ducks. Carlito comes back off the ropes and hits Shelley with a shoulder block. The Tag Team Champion runs against the ropes again, but Alex trips him up with a drop toe hold. Carlito falls flat on his face as Alex quickly applies another headlock. Carlito struggles to get to his feet, but he does, and begins elbowing Shelley in the gut. Carlito turns to the middle of the ring, and drop Alex with a back suplex. Carlito quickly pins Alex."1….2.."Shelley kicks out. Carlito gets back up to his feet, and lays some boots into Alex’s mid section. Carlito lifts Shelley up, and wraps his arm around Shelleys head. Carlito lifts Alex up for a suplex, but Alex counters the weight, and hits Carlito with a suplex of his own. Shelley runs against the ropes, and springboards off, hitting a nice elbow to the sternum of Carlito.Shelley nips up to his feet, and drops a leg on Carlito’s throat. Shelley quickly spins up to his feet, and moonsaults onto Carlito’s chest! Shelley pins him!"1….2…."Carlito kicks out, much to the dismay of Shelley. Alex quickly gets back to his feet, but Carlito quickly sweeps Shelley’s legs out from under him, and goes for a Jackknife pin!"1….2…."Shelley kicks out, and dropkicks Carlito right in the face. Shelley quickly scrambles up to the top rope, where he poses for the crowd, before leaping off in a splash position. Carlito rolls out of the way, causing Alex to crash right onto the mat, almost shattering his ribs. Shelley gets back up to his feet, but Carlito catches him with the Backstabber, and pins him down."1….2….3!"Finkel: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, CARLITO!As Carlito celebrates, Christian Rodriguez sprints down to the ring and starts attacking him from behind. Soon enough, Shelley joins in on the fight and begins laying into Carlito with fists. All of a sudden, the fans roar in cheers as John Cena rushes down to the ring, and lays out both men. Cena punches Rodriguez into the corner, but Shelley jumps on Cena’s back. Alex tries choking out John, but he just flips him over onto the mat. Soon enough, The NAO rushes down to the ring, attacking both Cena and Carlito. The NAO begin stomping into the Paparazzi Productions, and finally stop as their music begins to play. Road Dogg and Gunn raise Carlito and Cena's titles into the air as we cut to a commercial. We cut to the backstage area where Kamala, Undertaker, The Rock and Chris Masters stand.Kimchee: Why is Kamala not on the card for Seven Deadly Sins? He is undefeated!Masters: Woah, I am the Masterpiece! Look at me! I’m cut to perfection. If it is someone who should be on the card, it should be me.Undertaker groans and mumbles something about Rest in Peace, then rolls his eyes into the back of his head.Rock: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Holy midgets in a blue hell! What in the BLUE HELL are you jabronis talking about? Kimchee, and Kamala you two Ugandan idiots.Rock slaps his belly and barks like a walrus.Rock: The Masterpiece, you better shut it or the Rock will find a masterpiece, shine it up all nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass! If there is one man who deserves to be on the card, it is the jabroni beatin, pie eatin’, peoples champ, the ROCK! Teddy Long walks into view and tells them all to quiet down.Long: Playas, I’m here from Shawn Michael’s office, and he has told me to tell all four of you that you will all be competing at Seven Deadly Sins. Now, you four will be in a Fatal Fourway Match, where the winner will go on to face Raven for the SNME Championship. Holla!We cut out of the scene with all 4 men staring at each other.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 26, 2007 15:37:35 GMT -5
We cut backstage to see Triple H and Randy Orton walking backstage. They are making their way to the stage, ready to wage war.Styles: Austin, I can't wait to see this match, but what will the team of Kurt Angle, CM Punk, and Kenney have in store for just Triple H and Orton?
Owens: I don't know Joey, but I do know this. "The Game" is one tough son of a bitch, and Randy too, for that matter. I think they'll be able to handle themselves, but ya never know.
Styles: Folks, its the main event... And its up next! Main Event:vs. Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, & Triple H vs. Kurt Angle, CM Punk, & Ken Kennedy(Six Man Tag Team Match)Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is your main event for the evening. It is also a six man tag team match!"MISSSTTTTEEERRRR KENNNEEEDDDYYY....
Keenneedy!!!"Kennedy's music blares through the arena, bringing the fans into a booing frenzy. The loudmouth, as we know him, Mr. Ken Kennedy, comes storming through the curtain. With a cocky smile across his face, Kennedy makes his way down the ramp and up the steps. Kennedy enters the ring as the lights dim. Kennedy stands in the center of the ring and holds up his hand. A spotlight shines down on him as a microphone is lowered from the ceiling.Kennedy: No need for you to do the announcing Finkel. I'll handle all of it. I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin and weigh in tonight at 248 pounds. I'm the man who is single handedly changing Saturday Nights... And I am the man who will score a pinfall victory over someone tonight... And I am the man who will walk out the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at Seven Deadly Sins... I am MISSSTTTTEEERRRR KENNNEEEDDDYYY..... Kennedy!Kennedy's music continues and the lights return to normal. As Kennedy removes his shirt, "Miseria Cantare" takes over the speakers. The fans begin to boo even more as CM Punk steps through the curtain. Paying no attention to the fans, Punk makes his way down the ramp.Kennedy: Making his way to the ring... He is one of my tag team partners tonight... He is a former World Heavyweight Champion... And a future Intercontinental Champion at Seven Deadly Sins... Ladies and gentlemen... CM Punk!Punk slides into the ring, nodding to Kennedy. Punk throws up his arms, forming an "X". The fans boo him, and he pays them no attention. "Miseria Cantare" is suddenly overtaken by "My Quest". The lights dim, and spotlights shine on the stage and ramp. Kurt Angle is suddenly raised up through the stage. He snatches off his hood, as fireworks explode behind him. Kurt raises his arms, as the fans give him a mixed reaction. Kurt slowly makes his way down the ramp, the look of intensity in his eyes.Kennedy: The final member of our team... He is an Olympic Gold Medalist... He is a former Intercontinental Champion... He is Mister Money in the Bank... He is Kurt freakin' Angle!Kurt dashes up the steps and enters the ring. He pulls off his hoodie, and tosses it out of the ring. Kurt pulls up his straps and slaps hands with Punk and Kennedy. As Kennedy remains on the microphone, Punk and Angle prepare to fight. "Burn In My Light" suddenly blares through the speakers, bringing cheers from everyone. "Legend Killer" Randy Orton steps through the curtain, Intercontinental Championship around his waist. Orton steps out onto the stage, his arms raised high/ Sparks begin to fall behind him, lighting up the entire arena. The three men watch on as Orton makes his way down the ramp.Kennedy: And now... For the other team... Making his way to the ring... He is the man that beat me by a fluke... He is the man that held the NHBWO World Heavyweight Championship for two days... Yes, I said to days! He is the man that will have his ass handed to him not only tonight but at Seven Deadly Sins by CM Punk... "Buzz Killer" Randy Orton!Orton stops in front of the ring, waiting for Triple H. "The Game" suddenly echos through the arena, bringing every single fan to their feet. Cheers fill our ears as none other than "The Game" Triple H steps through the curtain. He stands there... Looking down. Water dripping off of him. A water bottle in his hand. Triple H suddenly looks up, spitting a mist of water into the air. The fans begin cheering louder as Triple H sends a few crotch chops down to his opponents. Triple H slowly begins making his way down the ramp.Kennedy: And the last man for their team. The man that sent us some nice little gestures a few moments ago... He has tried to come back too many times... He WAS World Heavyweight Champion... He is "The Lame" Triple H!
Triple H: Shut it Kennedy! Now, I know all of you people were ready to see a six man tag team match tonight... but unfortunately that won't be happening. You will witness a handicap match, with Orton and myself challenging these three goons..."Sexy Boy" comes blaring through the arena, like a bat out of hell. Through the curtain, "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels comes dancing through. The people go even wilder, as Shawn is not dressed to speak, he is dressed to fight. Shawn dances across the stage as Triple H and Orton begin smiling. Angle, Kennedy, and Punk all look in shock, as Shawn Michaels makes his way down the ramp. Shawn stops halfway down and drops to his knees. Shawn prays for an instant and then looks up into the heavens with his arms spread. A golden shimmering wall of pyros explodes across the stage, illuminating the entire arena. Shawn looks to the ring as the smoke begins to linger. Shawn raises to his feet and walks down the ramp. He pulls off his shirt and takes off running. All three men slide into the ring as the bell sounds."Ding, Ding, Ding!"The bell sounds as Shawn goes after Kurt. Triple H goes after Kennedy. And Orton goes after Punk. All six men begin brawling. Punches are being thrown. People are being kicked. Referee John Shontz can't get order. Orton suddenly clotheslines CM Punk over to ropes. Triple H clotheslines Kennedy over, and Shawn clotheslines Angle over. Shawn, Triple H, and Orton stand tall in the ring as the fans go wild. Shawn and Hunter step onto the apron taking their place as Orton stands in the corner. The other team gets their heads together and gets a strategy. Punk is chosen to go in first. Angle and Kennedy take they place on the apron and Punk and Orton begin to circle eachother.
Both men quickly lock up. The push and shove, trying to shove the other one back. Orton, using his leverage, since he is the taller of the two, begins to budge Punk. Punk quickly drops to one knee, putting a stop to Orton's height advantage. Within the blink of an eye, Punk sweeps Orton's feet out from under him. Punk quickly get sup, kicking Orton across the back. With a few more skillfully placed kicks, Punk drives Orton into the corner. Punk comes charging at Orton. Orton moves! Punk hits the top turnbuckle with a knee lift. Orton fires at Orton, hitting with a round of lefts and right. Orton hits him with a back elbow! He then knees Punk in the gut and pulls him to the center of the ring. Orton hooks his head and grabs a hand full of tights. Orton lifts Punk up into a vertical position. Punk begins kicking hi legs, breaking free. CM Punk flips over Orton, rolling him up!"1...2...Kickout!"Orton quickly kicks out and gets back to his feet. Punk kicks at Orton who catches his foot. Orton drags Punk into the corner and tags Shawn. Shawn climbs into the ring and nails Punk with a knife-edge chop. Punk falls to the ground and Shawn begins putting the boots to him. Punk stumbles back into the corner. Shawn drives his shoulder into CM Punk's mid-section, but he is quickly pushed off by Shontz. Shawn backs off, waiting for Punk to come out of the corner.
Punk slowly staggers out and Shawn scoops him up. Scoop slam! Shawn bounces off the ropes and drops a quick elbow! Shawn pulls CM Punk up and whips him off the ropes. Shawn lowers his head, setting up for a back body drop, but Punk comes to a stop. Punk kicks Shawn across the chest bringing him up. Shawn staggers back as Punk nails him with those skilled kicks and hits him with a back elbow. CM Punk runs at Shawn... Shining Wizard! Shawn falls backwards, leaning against the ropes. Punk charges at him but Shawn ducks flipping Punk over the ropes.
Shawn catapults himself over the ropes... Cross body! Both men go down and Shontz begins the count. Triple H hops off the apron and helps Shawn up. Shawn shakes off the cross body and pulls Punk up. He rolls him into the ring and tags in Triple H. As Triple h comes in Punk stands up. Triple H charges at him. High knee lift! Punk stumbles to the corner and Kennedy climbs in. Spine Buster! Angle jumps in! Triple H and Angle begin exchanging blows, rocking eachother back and fourth.
Triple H ducks a clothesline from Angle. Sweet Chin Music! Angle staggers back and falls through the ropes. Punk is positioned on the apron, ready to pounce on Triple H. HBK hits a suicide dive onto Angle as Punk jumps onto the ropes. Punk leaps for Triple H... RKO! My God! RKO!!!
Kennedy suddenly tackles Triple H. Kennedy mounts him, laying a round of lefts and rights across both sides of his jaw. Shontz threatens to call the match to a draw if order isn't gained. Kennedy raises off of Triple H and goes back to the corner. Shawn jumps onto the apron, and Orton climbs back to his spot. Triple H slowly gets up, tagging in Orton. CM Punk tags in Kennedy. Orton and Kennedy rush at eachother, exchanging blows. The heat from their rivalry is not over.
Kennedy whips Orton into the corner and pummels him. Kennedy drives his knee into Orton's mid-section. He then lowers his shoulders and hits him with a round of shoulder thrusts. Kennedy finally backs off and Orton falls forwards. Kennedy catches him, locking him into a sleeper hold. Shawn and Triple H get the fans clapping. They begin cheering for Orton. Kennedy makes a hot tag to Angle.
Kennedy releases Orton into Angle's grasp. Belly to Belly suplex! Angle keeps his hands locked and pulls Orton up. He nails him with another belly to belly. Kurt breaks his grip and shoves Orton into the corner, chest first. Orton stumbles backwards... German Suplex! Orton lands on his neck and things are looking bad for Orton. Kurt pulls down his straps and pulls Orton to the center of the ring. He motions for a belt around his waist and locks in the Ankle Lock!Styles: I don't know if Orton can handle this. He is already worn down by those suplexes Angle just gave him.
Owens: Well Joey, if Orton wants to prove himself... He damn well better not tap out. This match could change his career Joey. i mean look at it. The best of the best are in this ring, minus one guy, Chris Jericho!Angle begins to tighten the hold but a bolt of life shoots into Orton. Orton is up on one foot. Orton dives... Hot tag to Triple H!!! Triple H enters the ring as Kurt charges at him... Spine Buster! CM Punk comes charging... Spine Buster! Kennedy comes charging... Spine Buster! Holy Shit! "The Game" is back!!! Triple H raises his arms, doing his signature pose. The fans are going completely insane. Punk and Kennedy slowly climb back onto the apron and Angle crawls to the corner. Angle makes a tag to CM Punk. Punk charges in. Kick to the mid-section... Pedigree! Shawn and Orton hit the ring... RKO to Kennedy! Sweet Chin Music to Angle! Triple H makes the cover.... "1......2......3!!!"
Styles: They did it! Oh My God! They fucking did it!
Owens: Oh come on! What the hell was that!?! This is dispicable!
Styles: Owens, you can't ruin a moment like this. These three men, Triple H, Randy Orton, and shawn Michaels, have just done one hell of a job! We haven't seen a main event so exciting as this in a long time, and finally we got one! As Randy, Hunter, and Shawn all celebrate, Angle, Kennedy, and Punk hit the ring. They nail the others from behind, catching them off guard. Orton is tossed from the ring. Triple H is tossed from the ring. Angle locks Shawn in the ankle lock!Styles: For Christ's sake! Let the man have a celebration. Don't ruin this. Damn Kurt Angle... Damn him!
Owens: Shawn shouldn't have gotten involved. He pissed Kurt off, and now he is gonna pay. Simple as that Joey....
Styles: Look! Its Jericho! Jericho is here!Jericho comes limping down the ramp, his head wrapped up. Jericho slides into the ring, tossing his World Title to the side. He begins fighting, defending his honor. He clotheslines Punk over! He then dumps Kennedy over! Jericho fires off the ropes, dropkicking Angle off of Shawn. Shawn rolls out of the ring, joining Triple H. Jericho bounces off the ropes... Bull dog! Jericho springs off the ropes... Lion Sault! Jericho stands up and Kurt escapes the ring. Jericho snatches up his World Heavyweight Championship, holding it high. He stands on the middle rope, pointing down at Kurt. Jericho snatches off the wrapping around his head, revealing dried up blood, and a nasty cut. Jericho points to his head and then back down to Angle. Both men exchange words, threatening eachother for Seven Deadly Sins. "King of My World" suddenly blares through the arena as Jericho stands tall. The World Heavuweight Champion stands tall and proud, his title held high. The fans cheer him on as he stands in the center of the ring.Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens...
Styles: We'll see you live, next Sunday for Seven Deadly Sins!
Owens: Don't miss it... ...bitches!!!
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Post by Mr. Kennedy on Jun 26, 2007 15:59:42 GMT -5
Great work as usual guys. Thank you.
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Post by "The Viper" Randy Orton on Jun 27, 2007 7:16:59 GMT -5
Good Show this week. Thanks guys.
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Post by randyortoniscool on Jul 9, 2007 21:18:33 GMT -5
Ummm, I like what you guys are doing. If you guys need any extra writers. I'll be happy to help out. I have been told, I am pretty good.
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Post by snmebankaccount on Jul 9, 2007 21:23:30 GMT -5
That's nice and all, but why would you top old events? Shawn, as the SNME Bank Account, I think you should lock these when they're up, but it's your decision.
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