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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:34:22 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TVLIVE! From The First Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland!5/19/07A video package of some of SNME's greatest moments begins to play along with "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach. The video suddenly shatters as we are taken live into the Springfield Civic Center in Springfield, Massachusetts. The camera searches through the sold out crowd as they cheer. The camera view changes and we are looking on at the stage where giant pyros begin to explode. Finally flames ignite the stage as the lights come on. We are then taken over to the broadcast table with Austin Owens and Joey Styles.Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, welcome to another night of Saturday Night's Main Event! As always, I'm Joey Styles alongside my commentary partner, Austin Owens.
Austin Owens: And what a night do we have ahead of us. We have Seth Akira vs. Alex Shelley, CM Punk vs. Randy Orton, "The Animal" Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy, and the big one..
Styles: Degeneration X, Shawn Michaels and Triple H vs. Joey Leone & Sam X for the tag team titles!!
Owens: So stay tuned and see this and much much more! And you know what, we‘re gonna get right to the ac…
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:35:32 GMT -5
We cut to backstage, with Jeremy Borash chasing after Justin Tyger Borash: Justin… Justin!! What are you doing here??
Justin: Well Borash… I’m retired… I’m done… And you know what… It’s time to give back… I am going to go on a scouting mission, and you know what… I’ma find me a protégé.. I’m gonna finally become a manager.. You know what, whatever kid is lucky enough, who is good enough, to be pick by me…. Their stock will rise 10 fold… They will shoot up… What match is next??
Borash: MVP vs. Road Dogg vs Jarrett…
Tyger: Yay!!!!! Jerry!?!?!
Borash: No... Jeff....
Tyger: Maaaaaan...... Tyger walks off as Borash stands, smiling because of the random “yay”..
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:45:23 GMT -5
The music of MVP plays and the fans boo. MVP walks to the ring and avoids the trash being thrown at him. MVP spits at the fans then slides in the ring and mocks them. He is interrupted by the music of Road Dog Jesse James. The fans cheer for RD as he comes to the ring. Finally, the music of Jeff Jarrett blares through the P.A. All men meet in the ring and smile. The bell rings and they go at it. Ding, ding, ding!
"I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed........I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm dead & bloated..." "Dead and Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots continues as the crowd screams out.. Justin Tyger walks out with a chair, and walks to the corner of the stage.. He folds out the chair and sits down to watch the match..RD and Jarrett go after MVP. They both begin to beat him maniacally. MVP spreads blood. MVP screams in pain as RD and Jarrett send him outside. They get out and begin to ram MVP’s head into the ring post. MVP bleeds even more and both men send MVP into the barricade. MVP hits it hard and flies into the fans. All the fans begin to beat MVP too! Oh my god! The fans are stomping on MVP’s face. Security can’t stop it, well they don’t really care. RD and Jarrett laugh and slide in the ring. The fans almost kill MVP then send him back to the ring. RD slides out and Pump Handle drops MVP on the steel steps! RD slides back in the ring and fights Jarrett. Both men put off a decent wrestling match. Jarrett nails a suplex then hooks the leg. 1…2…kick out!Road Dog gets up and slaps Jarrett then begins to do his signature punches! The fans laugh as RD finishes it with a Pump Handle drop! RD hooks the leg.1…2…3!The fans cheer for RD as he dances. He grabs a chair and goes out to the nearly dead MVP. RD hits him with the chair then sends him back into the angry fans…
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:49:18 GMT -5
Suddenly, “Run” erupts over the PA system. Seth Akira stops at the top of the ramp, his eyes staring, like black holes at Tyger, who is still in his chair, leaned back, twiddling his thumbs. He walks to the bottom of the ramp, then puts his hands out, leaning backwards, a sick smile on his head, then leans back, laughing as fireworks erupt from the top of the ramp. He tosses off his jacket, sliding into the ring..
"6 Barrel Shotgun" by the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club cuts in as Alex Shelley walks out after a dramatic pause. With his tripod and camera thrown over his shoulders.. He slings it down, and plays a riff on It like a guitar, then walks down the ramp, looking at the camera, sticking out his thumb and pretending to blow into it, cause it to shoot the peace sign up.. He then takes the tripod and shoots it like a gun.. He sets it and up, and puts the Embassy pose in front of it and says something.. He climbs the apron and does the same pose, then blows a kiss at the camera, then says something to a fan, that looked strangely like….. Roster sucker…. He jumps down and looks at Seth as the bell rings..
Shelley jump starts Seth, punching him.. He kicks his knee, then thigh, then butt, then back, then shoulder, then head.. He springboards off the middle rope and sends an elbow to the back of his head.. He straightjackets Seth’s arm and hit’s a lung buster.. He quickly knocks Seth‘s gut to his knees, sending him up, and eventually walks over to the corner.. Shelley runs to him and hits him with his knees.. Seth come staggering out and gets his with an Shining Wizard.. Seth falls to the ground, as Shelley drags him to the center of the ring.. He wraps his knees around his head and starts the…. Total Nonstop @lx… He does it several times, before Seth grabs his thighs, , and slowly standing up, scaring Alex and he raises up.. Seth stands upright, with Shelley dangling from the top.. Shelley flips off and lands on his feet.. He trips Seth up, who falls to the ground.. Shelley slides to the side of him and slings his arm above his head and locks in the Border City Stretch.. Seth lays, reaching for the ropes.. He crawls closer, but gets dragged back.. He finally rolls over, rolling Shelley over, how hold on.. He gets on the top of Shelley, pinning him.. 1...2. Shelley forces himself to let got and stand up.. He starts kicking Seth, then grabbing Seth and hitting the @lex-Plex.. He pins Seth1.. Seth kicks out with power.. Shelley kicks Seth, who starts standing up, no unhurt by them.. Seth kicks him, sending him up in the air.. Shelley slaps Seth.. Seth slings his head to the side, holding his face.. Shelley runs and hit’s the Shellshock!! Shelley climbs the ropes and jumps off!! Seth jumps and up hit’s a Bog Boot!! Shelley flips and turns midair before landing in Seth‘s arms and gets hit with a Death Valley Driver.. Pin!! [/color] 1...2...3 Shelley kicks out a millisecond after the hand hit’s the mat.. “Run” plays a Seth crawls over to the ropes and bites the middle.. He stands and poses.. He walks up the ramp and through the curtain.. Justin Tyger, who is showing a look of being impressed on his face, walks down to the ramp, and looks Shelley up and down.. He extends his hand, as Shelley accepts.. Tyger walks away as Shelley stands confused..[/color] [/center]
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:50:20 GMT -5
We cut to backstage, to Ken Kennedy warming up, oddly alone.. He walks down the hallway, and runs into Randy Orton.. Orton: Hey there Ken.. Where‘s the NWO at??
Ken: What do you want??
Orton: Easy… I just wanted to say.. Orton looks at the IC title and rubs it, as he smiles and walks away
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:51:27 GMT -5
We cut to the ring where Chris Jericho and Dave Batista stand in the middle of the Highlite Reel set up. They both have mics, and Jericho begins to speak.Jericho: Dave, how does it feel to be competing in your last match at Rumble in the Jungle?Dave: It saddens me, but it’s what I have to do. Theres no one else I'de rather have it be against.Jericho: Big man, it is going to be such an honor facing you at Rumble in The Jungle. But just so you know, I will not hold anything back. I have been in exile for over a year, and I will reclaim my crown.Batista: Jericho, I know you. I've fought you countless times and I know your ruthless. This is the best prize there ever is. It needs to be loved and cherished. I know you can do that, but I'm not going out easy. I will do whatever it takes to retire a champion.Jericho: I hold that vow with nothing but the utmost respect. Dave Batista, at Rumble in the Jungle, may the best man win. But at the end of the night, that World Title will be around this gorgeous waist once again.Batista: We will see Chris. To say the least, we will throw one hell of a match. We were one of the greatest fueds, the best of friends, and now one last time. Chris, may the best man win. Batista winks at Jericho then holds his World title high in the air. Jericho extends his hand out to Batista. Batista smiles then shakes Chris's hand. “I Walk Alone” rips over the PA as Batista and Jericho hold their grip. They both let go as Batista rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. Jericho follows suite.
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:52:15 GMT -5
We cut to a small, dim room where a ragged looking man stands in front of a mirror. His hair is pushed back under a bandana, and he holds a flask of whiskey in his left hand. All of a sudden, he takes a swig of whiskey and speaks.??: Who am I Darrell? Where have you gone? Why are you here? You’re worthless. Look at you, just a no good drug addict and alcoholic. Darrell takes another swift swig of the whiskey and runs his hand through his mottled hair, undoing his ragged bandana.Darrell: You’re a loser. You look and live like a hobo. The two boys you’ve raised have gone separate, and don’t need you. They became successes, and you failed at life. McCeaton takes a third drink of his whiskey, and is obviously piss ass drunk. Darrell: YOU SHOULD BE FIRED YOU DRUNK BASTARD! RAHHHHH!Darrell hurls the bottle of whiskey at the mirror, shattering both. Shards of glass spray out and cut him on his forehead. Darrell doesn’t react to the blood.Darrell: Darrell McCeaton, on behalf of SNME, and of the director of Talent Relations, myself, Darrell McCeaton. You, sir, are fired. We wish you well in all future endeavors. Darrell passes out from consumption of alcohol as we cut out of the destroyed room.
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:54:10 GMT -5
“Burn in My Light” plays over the arena as Randy Orton steps through the curtains, his arms spread out high in the air. Orton walks down to the ring as “This Fire Burns” rips over the arena. CM Punk rushes down the ramp, ready to fight a new Randy Orton. Punk slides in, and is almost immediately met with punches by Orton.Both men brawl until Orton gets the upper hand and clotheslines Punk out of the ring. Orton falls out with C.M. and begins planting him with boots. Randy picks Punk up and whips him into the barricade. Orton runs after him and clotheslines Punk over it! Both men crash into the crowd. Orton tells a fan to move and picks up his chair, and flattens it over Punk’s back! Orton raises the chair up into the air with one hand, egging the fans on to cheer for him. Orton is soon stopped by a fits to his gut, courtesy of CM Punk. Punk returns fire with a series of kicks, followed by a stiff knee right to the nose of Orton. Punk hammers Orton in the face with his fist, and tackles him back over the barricade. Punk quickly gets to his feet and digs under the ring for some type of weapon. Punk pulls out a sledgehammer, but Orton takes out his legs with a chopblock! Punks falls headfirst onto the hammer! Orton takes the shaft and begins choking CM with it! Punk manages to elbow Randy in the face, and nearly takes his head off with a shot from the sledgehammer! Punk goes to pin Orton, but the ref tells him he needs to do so in the ring. Punk rolls Orton back into the ring, and pins him.1…..2….Orton kicks out! Punks looks on in shock as he lifts Orton back up to his feet. Punk whips Orton against the ropes, but Randy comes sailing back with a flying forearm, knocking Punk to the floor. Orton slides out of the ring, and grabs the chair from before, and tosses it into the ring. Orton then looks under the apron and grabs a trash can, which he also tosses into the ring. Randy rolls back into the ring, only to be decimated with a trash can shot from Punk! CM Lifts the can up again, and slams it down hard onto Orton’s back. Punk rolls Orton over and goes for the pin!1…..2…..Orton kicks out. CM lifts him to his feet, but Orton capitalizes with a swift punch to the gut. Orton makes his way back up to his feet, and hits Punk with an uppercut, sending him against the ropes. Randy whips Punk across the ring, and flips him over his back, onto the trash can! Punk yells out in pain as the impact bursts through his back. Orton lifts CM up, but is caught by a swift kick to the head! Orton staggers back into the turnbuckle as Punk runs up and hits him in the side of the head with a turnbuckle knee! Orton stumbles out of the corner into a straight kick from CM Punk! Punk goes over to the apron, and awaits Orton. Randy gets to his feet, and is drilled by a springboard clothesline from Punk! CM Punk starts to get fired up, stomping his boot onto the mat. Orton slowly gets to his feet when Punk goes for a clothesline, but Orton lifts him up onto his shoulders, and drops Punk with a neck breaker! Randy covers:1…..2…..Punk kicks out! Orton drags CM back to his feet, and goes for an RKO! Punk pushes Orton away and against the ropes, and retaliates with a hurricanrana to Orton! Randy swings himself upside down, and crashes onto his back. Here is Punk now with a moonsault! The cover!1…..2…..Orton throws his arm up. Punk slowly gets back to his feet, and places the chair next to him. Orton gets up, and Punk slings Orton’s arm over his head. URANAGE! NO! ORTON TWISTS OUT! Here’s Punk with a clothesline attempt, NO ORTON COUTNERS AND GRABS PUNKS ARM! He swings Punk around, RKO! RKO ONTO THE DAMN CHAIR! Orton covers! 1…..2…..3!“Burn in My Light” blares over the arena as Orton celebrates.Fink: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, RANDY ORTON!
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:55:01 GMT -5
Suddenly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Nash, and Jay West run out and attack Orton, West hitting him with the chair.. Kennedy goes up the top turnbuckle, and Nash grabs Orton and lifts him above his head and Jackknifes him.. Kennedy goes for the JFK, but “Unleashed” plays, as Batista runs down the ramp, and unstraps the SNME Worlds Championship, and slides in the ring.. He punches Nash, knocks Kennedy of the apron, and swings at West, who rolls out of the ring before he can.. Nash and West throw Ken in the ring, who stares at them, hands out to his side.. He turns around and flees to the farthest corner, as the bell rings
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:56:08 GMT -5
Ding, ding, ding!Batista begins to pound Kennedy’s head in. Batista gets up and holds his ribs in pain. Kennedy slowly gets up, but Batista sends him back down with a clothesline. Lita runs down to the ring and is met with boos. Batista runs at her as she tries to get on the apron. Lita backs off and “The Animal” turns to a harsh drop kick via Kennedy. Ken hooks the leg.1…2…Batista kicks out!Ken holds his head and then begins to pound Batista’s ribs. “The Animal” moans in extreme pain as Kennedy laughs. Ken picks “The Animal” up and knees him in the ribs more and more. Batista cries as Kennedy nails a suplex and goes for the cover again. 1…2…Batista kicks out again!Kennedy is in dismay as he picks Batista up. The World champ counters with a huge spine buster! Batista stops to hold his ribs in pain but goes over to the ropes. He shakes them violently and gives the thumbs down. The fans go crazy as Batista gets Kennedy in Batista Bomb position. Lita jumps on the apron with a chair and distracts the ref. Batista releases Kennedy and goes over to Lita, but before he gets there Kennedy leaps up and nails a low blow! Batista falls to his knees and Lita laughs. She jumps down and Kennedy hooks the leg.Styles: Not like this! 1…2…3!Kennedy laughs as his music plays. Kennedy kicks the injured Batista in the ribs and takes his title. Finkle: Here is your winner…Mr. Kennedy.The fans boo as Kennedy and Lita walk to the back.
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 22:57:00 GMT -5
We see the locker-room of Sam X and Joey Leone, where both of the tag champs are. Sam sits quietly on a coach as Leone paces around.Leone: Sam this is our biggest match yet. We need to collaborate on this, and find a way to take them down. DX is the best team in the history of this business, and if we bea….Sam stands up and looks Leone straight in the eye.Sam: No, The New Phenomenon was the best tag team in the history of this business. No one can compare to us, no one. I’ll be damned if anyone threatens or challenges that. Now Joey, let’s go win our match, because I have a feeling that something bad will happen if we don’t.Sam smirks and walks out of the room, leaving Joey confused in the middle of the room.
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Post by soulfire on May 21, 2007 23:05:11 GMT -5
A mix of “Monolith” and “It’s All Over” blares over the arena as the tag team champions, Sam X and Joey Leone, walk out from behind the curtains. The titles are hung loosely from their waists as both men sprint towards the ring and simultaneously slide in. Both pose for a second, then strap off the titles and hand theme to the ref.. Sam stops ans stares at Leone, who stares back.. Sam suddenly charges Leone and kicks him square in the mouth, ending the music. Leone falls onto his back as Sam mounts him and begins punching him furiously. A tiny bit of blood oozes out of a small cut on Leone’s forehead. Sam lifts Leone up and Spears him to the floor, then rolls out of the ring. Sam grabs a chair and throws it back into the ring. X climbs back in, and lifts the chair up high. Leone is on his knees, begging Sam not to. X brings the chair down onto Joey’s head, obliterating it. A mess of blood pours out of the enlarged wound on Joey’s head, staining the mat. Sam grabs Leone’s head, and wipes the blood on his chest. He sets the chair up, and seats Leone on it. Sam now continues punching Leone, blood squirting out of the wound and onto Sam’s blood red hands. X then kicks Leone’s head, flipping him and the chair backwards. Sam now lifts Joey up by his hair, and picks him up horizontally to his chest. Sam flings Leone around his chest, and slams him down hard onto the chair with the Void Slam! Leone is mangled in the chair as Sam, for the first time, smiles. Sam stands over Joey’s mangled body, smirking at the body as the crowd is both dead silent and outraged at the betrayal. X slowly leaves the ring, blood dripping from his hands and walks silently up the ramp. As he reaches the top, Sam turns around and looks at the limp Leone, and then at the crowd. He grabs the tag titles and stares at them.. He throws them down beside Leone and throws his arms out in the X signal.
Suddenly "Break It Down" slams through the P.A. system. The crowd erupts in cheers and Sam X looks on at the entrance. Charging down the ramp at full speed are Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Triple H carries a sledge hammer and Shawn carries a chair. Both men slide into the ring and Sam X leaps over the ropes. Hunter slings the hammer, hitting the mat. And Shawn slings the chair, bouncing it off the ropes. X backs away from the ring as Shawn tosses the chair at him. Triple H threates him with the hammer and Shawn kneels down beside Leone. Shawn calls for medics who quickly rush to the ring. They begin to tend to Leone as Shawn calls for a microphone.Shawn: Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of what just happened here... I apologize. I didn't expect this at all I'm sure Joey least expected this... Sam, you no good SOB! I thought you had changed... But you haven't... You are just the way you were when you started this place... If I were a swindler I'd award the World Tag Team Championships to myself and Hunter, but I'm not going to do that. I am officially vacating the World Tag Team Championships until further notcie. And Sam... If I were you... I'd hope Leone can't make it to Rumble in the Jungle... Because it will be you going one on one with Joey Leone... And the stipulations... They'll be announced next week... Joey's choice!Sam X looks on pissed, as Shawn smiles. Leone is slightly moving now, but he is in pain. Shawn kneels back down and talks to him as medics check on him. Triple H paces the ring, pointing the sledge hammer at Sam as we fade to black.
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