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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Apr 8, 2007 23:33:21 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: Redefined TVLIVE! From The Qwest Center Arena in Omaha, Nebraska!4/7/07Static covers the screen, and silence pierces our ears. Papa Roach's "To Be Loved" suddenly breaks the silence as the SNME logo explodes through the Static. A video of some of last week's SNME is shown as the song grows faster and heavier. Suddenly we are brought live into the Qwest Center Arena in Omaha, Nebraska!! The arena is slam packed with the SNME Fan-Nation, as massive pyros explode all across the stage. The thunderous explosions suddenly come to a hault and we are brought ringside with Austin Owens and no one beside him.Owens: Ladies and gentlemen, as of last week you know Joey Styles was fired by Jay West, leaving me all alone here at ringside. So tonight, its gonna be me welcoming you here live to Saturday Night's Main Event, and what a night we have for you! We've got two, yes I said two, Money in the Bank ladder match qualifying matches. We've also got two huge tag team matches, one being for the World Tag Team Titles. But, to top the night off we've got "The Animal" Batista taking on CM Punk in a falls count anywhere match! Stay tuned folks! Its gonna be great!The view suddenly switches backstage where Jay West is walking down the hallway. Following him are the many members of the NWO. We then cut to the parking lot where a limosine pulls up. The doors opens, revealing Chris Jericho and Batista! The crowd roars as both men enter the arena.Owens: There they are! Its our number one contender Batista and his best friend Chris Jericho! But what is West and the rest of the NWO up to? "Platinum" by Orgy cuts though the air as NWO Co-Owner walks out with Kevin Nash and Casey Kage.. The song suddenly cuts to “NWO Music”.. The three walk down the ramp to the announcer table.. West takes a mic..
West: Tonight, as I promised, there will be a new lead commentator.. And why delay it?? Here he is… A great announcer and wrestler on the indy circuit in Tennessee….
“NWO Music cuts West off as a man wearing a black dress shirt, kaki pants, red suspenders with Confederate flags on them, and a red bowtie, with a laptop in hand..
Kage: By God it's the Internet Terrorist Jason James!!!! Let me do this Jay…. For those of you that have been living under a rock… Jason is a 18 year old start of Tennessee..2x NWA Jr. Heavyweight Champ… He commentates in many promotions, and wrestles in many promotions… Please welcome…. Mr IBM, The Internet Terrorist, The School Boy, Jason James!!
Jason walks to the table as shakes hands with the fellow NWO members and sits down..
Owens: Well Jason, great to see you here!!
James: Thank you Will Owens and it is a pleasure to be here in SNME!! Now lets get to some action!! vs. Super Dragon vs. Jeff Hardy(Money In The Bank Qualifying Match)Howard Finkle: The next match is for one fall, and is for a spot in the Money In the Bank Match. First off, Weighing in at 215 pounds, hailing from Cameron, North Carolina...Jeff Hardy!!!Jeff Hardy runs through the curtains, as he sways his arms side to side to the beat of his music. He begins to rubs a green like paint on him, as the lights turn blue. He begins to run down the ramp, with the paint glowing in the dark. His music very loud, but the screams of the fans louder. He slides into the ring, and jump cross footed on the turnbuckle. As the lights come back on.Howard Finkle: His opponent, Weighing in at 225 pounds, hailing from Brooklyn, New York...Super Dragon!!!Dragon rips open the curtain, he begins to bob his head to the sound. He throws up his arms, and starts to yell at the fans. He gets a mixture of boos and cheers. He jumps in the ring, and points at the fans, turns around and stares into the eyes of Hardy. Hardy's says something but Dragon laughs it off. As this happens, the Referee tells to ring the bell."Ding..........Ding.........Ding!"The lock up in the middle of the ring, Dragon throws a punch, but Hardy throws one right back. Dragon kicks Hardy in the groin, and whips him into the ropes. Dragon runs in for a clothesline, but Hardy ducks and bounces off the other side, and hits Dragon with a dropkick. Dragon is down, Hardy picks him up and sets up for a DDT. He hits it perfectly and goes for a pin."1...2..."Dragon kicks out, and Hardy is not happy. He picks up Dragon slowly, and starts to kick and punch at his head. After a couple, Dragon rolls out of the way and jumps up. Hardy runs at him, but gets tripped and falls face first onto the mat. Dragon then jumps on the ropes, and does a spin kick high up in the air onto a now fallen Hardy. Dragon hops up, and steps onto Hardy's back. He picks up his arms, and places Hardy's head into the air, he places his foot on the back of Hardy's skull and stomps it in, a Curbstomp. Hardy is out of it, Dragon goes down for a pin."1..2.."Hardy somehow kicks out, and Dragon is stunned. He picks up Hardy, and places him on his shoulders. He signals with hand motions, and begins to spin Hardy, but he gets out, and still groggy, nails Dragon with a eye rake. Dragon cannot see, and Hardy turns him around and hits a Twist of Fate. Dragon falls, and Hardy runs up on the turnbuckle. He waits, Dragon gets up slowly. Hardy jumps, and goes for a Whisper in the Wind, but Dragon catches him on the shoulders and spins him, hitting his signature move the Psycho Driver! Hardy drops, and is out cold, Dragon puts his foot on his chest and the Referee begins to count."1...2...3!"
Finkle: Here is your winner.....and entrant in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match......Super Dragon!Dragon begins to raise his arms up, as the music begins to hit. He jumps on the turnbuckle, and raises his arms high, but quickly. Suddenly, the music changes, and the NWO theme hits. Dragon looks at the ramp, and Nash with his title, and Scott Hall begin to walk down the ramp and into the ring. Dragon hops off the turnbuckle, and looks Nash in his eyes. Nash looks back, and then begins to grin, as so Dragon. They grabs hands and raise them. Scott Hall gets a Mic, and gives it to Nash, he begin to talk.Kevin Nash: Now I was talking to some of the boys in the back earlier tonight about finding a new member of the NWO. Looks like I found him......He drops the Mic, and the music plays. As they all three raise hands, as it cuts to commercial.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Apr 8, 2007 23:44:38 GMT -5
vs. Joey Phenomenal vs. Brian Kendrick(Money In The Bank Qualifying Match)The camera returns to the ring where legendary announcer Howard Finkle stands. Finkle: The following match up is a Money in the Bank Qualifying match! Suddenly “Lose Yourself” by Eminem blares through the P.A. The crowd boos as Brian Kendrick appears from behind the curtain. He jumps up and down, and then sprints to the ring. Kendrick rolls in the ring and poses for the fans. Some kids cheer for him, but mainly boo. Kendrick’s music fades. The crowd suddenly begins to cheer, “We want Joey!” Kendrick ignores them. The crowd gets louder and louder until an enormous guitar solo blares through the P.A. “Follow” by Breaking Benjamin hits hard as the crowd goes crazy. Darrell McCeaton cockily struts out. He smiles at Kendrick then turns to the entrance ramp. Darrell points as Joey Phenomenal runs out. He grins cockily then swings his head back, shoving his wet hair behind his head. Darrell rubs Joey’s shoulders and refreshes their game plan. Joey smiles as he jumps up onto the apron and gets in the ring. Phenomenal poses for the fans and grins at Kendrick. He hops down as the music slowly fades. Phenomenal stares deep at the cocky Kendrick. Phenomenal yells, “You’re…not…in…my…league!” Kendrick goes to slap Joey, but Phenomenal ducks. Joey shakes his head in a “no” gesture. Before Kendrick can react, Joey has already thrown the first punch. Ding, ding, ding!Phenomenal takes control and picks Brian up. Joey throws a series of kicks and chops on Kendrick, and then goes for a clothesline but Kendrick ducks. Brian counters with a nice swinging DDT. Kendrick kicks Phenomenal a few times then does a standing leg drop. Kendrick picks Joey up and goes for another DDT, but Phenomenal pushes Brian off and nails a running inseguri. Kendrick falls as Joey springboards off the ropes and nails a moon Sault springboard followed by a pin.1…2…Kendrick gets the shoulder up!Darrell yells at Joey to do some things. Phenomenal nods then wipes the hair out of his face. He picks Brian up and Irish whips him. Phenomenal jumps over Brian, and as Brian runs back Joey monkey flips him with his legs. Kendrick flies across the ring, but slowly gets up. He charges and swings Joey, but misses and Phenomenal gets Kendrick in a Gory Bomb position. Joey pulls hard, locking Brian’s arms up. Before Kendrick can try and escape, Joey plants him on his chest. Brian coughs in pain as Phenomenal gets up. Brian uses the ropes to get up and Joey charges. Brian pulls the third rope sending Phenomenal right over the top. Joey smacks the outside mat hard. Kendrick rises as Joey slowly gets up. Brian grabs onto the third rope then launches himself over and cross bodies Phenomenal! Both men lay out on the outside. The ref begins to count.1…2…3…4Darrell runs over and picks Joey up and throws him in. The ref yells at Darrell and tells him to keep out of it. Darrell hops up on the apron and begins to argue with the ref. Kendrick slowly gets up as well. Joey begins to argue with the ref and turns the refs back to Kendrick. Darrell hops down and nails a devastating low blow right to Kendrick’s jewels. Brian cries in pain as he falls over. Joey laughs then goes back to the outside. He picks Brian up and launches him into the barricade. Kendrick puts his arms on the barricade, holding himself up. Joey charges and jumps, ramming his knee into Kendrick’s forehead. Both men fly into the fans. The crowd cheers as they pat Joey on the back. Phenomenal gets up and brings Brian with him. Joey stands up on the barricade and Brian gets up too. Joey knees him in the gut the locks his leg over Brian’s neck. Joey flips foreword towards the ring, locking his knee around Brian’s neck, and both men plant on the on the mats outside the ring! Kendrick holds his neck in pain as Joey slowly gets up. Darrell cheers Joey as Phenomenal gets in the ring. Joey distracts the ref yet again as Darrell grabs Kendrick and launches him into the steel stairs! Kendrick meets the steel and flips right over them. Phenomenal gets up and catches his breath. He sees Brian getting up on the outside. Joey runs up the turnbuckle and does a shooting star press, but Kendrick sees it and dropkicks Joey in mid-air! Phenomenal’s body flies back and smashes into the ring post! Darrell screams as Brian comes after him. Brian grabs Darrell by the hair and begins the drag him up the ramp. The crowd boos as Darrell stumbles on the ramp. Brian is about to strike Darrell, but somehow Phenomenal got back up and stops Brian. Joey grabs Brian’s arm then begins to punch him. Joey sends Brian back to the ring and slides him in. Joey stalks Brian then nails a Diamond Cutter! Phenomenal hooks the leg.1…2…Kendrick kicks out!!!Phenomenal holds his head in shock as Brian catches his breath on the mat. Joey gets up and stalks Kendrick. When Brian finally gets up, Joey goes for another Diamond Cutter. Brian counters and pushes Joey into the corner. When Joey turns Brian has already nailed a drop kick in the corner. Joey lies in the corner and Kendrick nails the sliced bread #2! Brian almost has it! Kendrick drags Phenomenal to the center of the ring. Kendrick goes back to the ropes and climbs up.Styles: Looks like he’s going to go for a Left Turn at Albuquerque!
Owens: Going to the top like this isn’t smart! He needs to finish it…Joey springs up before Brian jumps leaps onto the turnbuckle with Brian. Phenomenal grabs hold of Kendrick’s neck then leaps. A Super Diamond Cutter! Phenomenal slowly gets up and gets on the ropes like RVD. Joey smiles, then leaps and nails a beautiful shooting star press. Phenomenal pins Kendrick!1…2…3!!!“Follow” by Breaking Benjamin blares through the P.A as the ref calls for the bell. Howard Finkle: Here is your winner…JOEY PHENOMENAL!Joey gets out of the ring, but fondles under the ring. Joey smiles and pulls out a ladder! Joey slides the ladder into the ring, and then sets it up. Joey climbs to the top as Darrell brings him a microphone. Joey: Let all my opponents know, that I will climb up that ladder at Wrestle Fest, and grab that briefcase. I’m going to Money in the Bank, and I’m going to win it! Kendrick, where are you going?Joey laughs as he drops the microphone on Brian’s body. Joey celebrates as the camera goes to the commercial.We cut to the arena where CM Punk and Sting come tumbling through the curtains. Both men are swinging at eachother. And all we can hear is Sting accusing Punk. All Punk says is that Sting must be crazy. They continue fighting down the ramp and both men roll into the ring. Suddenly the bell sounds and Sting and Punk lock arms. An impromtu match has just started and the crowd is loving it. Both men attempt to push the other but neither man budges. They break the hold and circle eachother once again. Punk quickly swings, but Sting ducks it. He sends Punk off the ropes and as he comes back Sting close lines him to the mat. He then drops and elbow across his chest and rises back to his feet. As Sting stands tall he pounds on his chest and yells into the crowd. Punk quickly gets to his feet and shoves Sting in the corner. He chops him across the chest and Sting absorbs the pain. He chops him again and once more Sting feels no pain from it. Punk then begins to give Sting stiff shots to the chin but they have no affect. Sting retaliates back with a shot to the throat and puts Punk in the corner. He chops away and Punk's chest quickly turns a bright red. With each chop Punk yells in pain.
Sting runs to the opposite side of the ring and motions for the Stinger Splash. He takes off running and leaps into the air. Before he can collide with Punk, he ducks out of the corner. Sting connects with the turnbuckle and holds his ribs. Punk then lifts him up for a back body drop. Punk jumps up and begins to drive elbow after elbow into the chest of Sting. Sting rolls to the outside and catches his breat. Suddenly Punk comes flying over the top rope and crashes down on the Stinger. Both men collide with the barricades, and both are attempting to make it to their feet. As they stand face to face they both swing at the other. They connect with eachother and Sting sends Punk into the barricade. He then takes off sprinting and takes a flying leap. Punk ducks and Sting splashes the barrcades. As he falls to the groune he grasps his abdomen. He is in tremendous pain, but he still makes it to his feet. Both men crawl into the ring and stand tall to one another. Punk attempts to punch Sting but its blocked. The Stinger turns Punk around and its him with a desperate Scorpion Death Drop. Punk's head bounces off the mat as he grinds his teeth in pain. Sting lays there next to his victim and slowly makes it to his feet. He pulls Punk up and drags him to the corner. Sting places him on the top turnbuckle and attempts to throw him off but it is reversed. Punk pulls Sting up and drives him to the mat with a Pepsi Plunge. Barely able to move he makes the cover. The referee then counts...."1....2...." Sting kicks out! The crowd begins to cheer and a powerful energy begins to flow through Sting's body. He starts to shake and CM Punk begins to throw stiff punches to Sting's chin. Punch after punch, Sting absorbs the pain. He feels nothing. He shoves Punk into the corner and flexes his muscles. He then makes an angry face and begins to pound on his chest. Sting chops and chops away at Punk who is now out of it. Sting jogs to the opposite corner of the ring and takes of sprinting once more. This time he connects with a Stinger Splash. The fans cheer and cheer so Sting gives him another one. With almost nothing left in his body CM Punk falls helplessly to the ground.
With no energy left in him, Sting stumbles back into the corner, just barely able to hold himself up. For what seems like ages, both men begin to recover. Sting and Punk are both up and ready to fight again. Right hook by Punk! Chop by Sting! Left hook by Punk! Toe-kick by Sting! Punk bounces off the ropes. Sting ducks a clothesline. Sting charges at Punk who lifts him onto his shoulders. Punk lets out a scream as he sets Sting up for the "Go To Sleep". As Punk is about to nail it, members of the NWO rush the ring. Roy, Nash, Kennedy, and Hall begin to pound on CM Punk. Sting gets to his feet, attempting to fight off the NWO, but it is no good. They toss him out of the ring because they only want Punk. Slowly walking down the ramp is NWO leader, Casey Kage. Kage yells out orders, telling the NWO to beat the living hell out of Punk. Punk takes shot after shot, move after move. the NWO are unleashing themselves upon him, trying to weaken him for Kage at Wrestlefest. Sting slowly walks up the ramp, looking back to see the NWO laying a beating on Punk. We quickly cut to the parking lot where another limo pulls up. The door doesn't open so we can't tell who is inside. The camera moves around the front of the limo to get a shot of the tag. The tag reads "GLDMDL". Trumpets blare over the arena as the fans go absolutely crazy for the most decoarted athelete in the wrestling business, Kurt Angle. Angle burst out from behind the curtain as the fans go even more nuts for the Olympic Hero! Angle focuses himself onto the ramp before throwing his arms up in the air, signaling for massive pyros to shoot from the stage. Angle walks down the ramp, abrosbing all of the fans energy before sliding into the ring. He taunts for the crowd as the ringworker tosses him a mic. Angle raises it to his mouth, but he pauses to let the fans pour out their cheers. The cheers finally die down out of respect, and Angle begins to speak.Angle: It feels damn good to be back! I’ve been thinking during my absence, thinking about a dream match that never happened. It was being tossed up a while back about Jake Roberts and Kurt Angle going face to face. But we both left. Now, with Wrestlefest on the horizon, I think there is still a chance for that to happen. So Jake, you slimy bastard, I know you're back there. What do you say?“Snake Bit” plays over the arena as the legend himself Jake Roberts walks out onto the stage with a mic in hand. Jake: Kurt, I’ve always wanted this match. I was so disappointed when it was cancelled. But to answer your question, Kurt. Well, it’s simple really. I ACCEPT! See you at Wrestlefest.Jake drops the mic as the fans go absolutely wild for this blockbuster match. Roberts waves at the fans as Angle pumps them up even more. We cut to a commercial break. The NWO’s music rips over the arena as the color goes to black and white as Nash and Kennedy waltz out from behind the curtain. They barely have enough time to pose before Cena and Carlito rush out from behind them! All four men begin brawling, with Cena and Nash punching at each other and Kennedy and Carlito throwing fists! Carlito pounces onto Kennedy, sending both of them onto the ramp in a blaze of fists. Nash overpowers Cena and drills him with the SNME Championship, sending Cena onto his back. Carlito gets off Kennedy and jumps on Nash’s back, and begins choking him! Nash looks like he is about to faint, but Super Dragon and the Roy rush out and rip Carlito off. Both men begin stomping on him as Nash tells them to back off. He picks the limp form of Carlito up and pushes him under his legs, then in one motion gives him a devastating Jacknife Powerbomb! Carlito looks dead as Kennedy crawls over to him and slaps him in the face, then spits on him. He grabs his IC title and lifts it up in the air as we cut to a commercial break.
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Apr 8, 2007 23:52:40 GMT -5
As the ring clears we quickly cut backstage. We enter a bathroom where Sting is bent over the sink. His straps to his singlet are pulled down and he holds a wash cloth under the running water. As he is about to put the rag to his face the lights slightly flicker. Sting stops for a second glancing over both shoulders. With a peculiar look across his face Sting begins to wipe the paint of his face. The white and black all run together forming a greyish color. Sting closes his eyes and brings the cloth to his face once more, but the cloth isn't soaked in water........its soaked in blood. Sting suddenly slings the cloth across the room. The blood pours from the sink overflowing onto the floor. The lights begin to flicker more and more as Sting backs out of the room."Don't drink the water.....there's blood in the water......
Sting: I know what you're doing! Stop it! Leave me alone!Sting shoves open the door, quickly exiting the room as we cut to ringside. Piper's Pit:"Rowdy" Roddy Piper(Money In The Bank Participants)Owens: .....very disturbing if I say so.... Well folks, as you can see it is time for Piper's Pit. The ring is set up and it is time to speak to all three of the men who have qualified for the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at Wrestle Fest...
James: In which the NWO will be winning....seeing as how Dragon is competeing in this.Bag pipes echo through the arena drowning out the roar of the crowd. Through the curtain steps wrestling legend, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Piper is decked out in kilt, "Hotrod" t-shirt, and leather jacket. Piper slowly makes his way down the ramp waving at the fans, approving of their applause for him. Piper climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone from one of the stools in the ring."Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Omaha, Nebraska! It feels damn great to be here tonight!The crowd roars with cheers giving Piper one hell of a pop. Piper smiles as more and more applause rolls in."Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Now, I know you guys could sit here and applaud me all night, but this night isn't about me/ This night is about three men. Three men who have earned one of the greatest opportunities in wrestling today. These three men have won a match in which they will compete for a briefcase. In this briefcase is a World Heavyweight Championship title shot whenever they want......and its good for one year. You can't get any better than that. So at this time, I'd like to welcome all three men to the ring who have qualified so far."To Be Loved" by Papa Roach begins to play as Joey Leone, Super Dragon, and Joey Phenomenal emerge from the curtain. The crowd cheers them on for their hard work as they walk to the ring. All three men enter the ring posing for their fans."Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Now, I know you three gotta be pumped for Wrestle Fest. Hell, the three of you have one hell of an opportunity. All three of you busted your ass to get here and at Wrestle Fest all your hard work is going to pay off. As I understand, Joey Leone, you were the first to qualify. Correct?
Leone: Yeah Roddy. I was the first man in SNME to qualify for the 2007 Money in the Bank Ladder Match. But I'm not in this thing to lose.....I'm in it to win!
Phenomenal: Woah, woah, woah there Leone. Where do you get off thinking you're going to win? You already stole my tag team title along with my partner...gonna steal this too?
Leone: You're damn right I am.....Leone and Phenomenal get face to face, just daring eachother to swing. Piper steps inbetween them, getting both men away from one another."Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Easy fellas'.....easy. Wrestle Fest isn't till the twenty ninth. You've got plenty of time to rest until then. Well how about you Dragon? How do you feel about Money in the Bank?
Dragon: How do I feel? You people know how I feel. As a member of the NWO, I'm going to beat every little punk in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. I'm going to curb stomp everyone of them off a twenty-foot ladder. And then, I'm going to grab that briefcase and become the owner of the Money in the Bank!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Well, we all know you three are goint o be in Money in the Bank, but who else is going to be in it?
"I am!"Out walks Sam X with his half of the World Tag Team Championship over his shoulder.Sam X: Piper, I'm going to be in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. How? You may Ask. Next week I get my opportunity to qualify for the Money in the Bank. I don't know who it is I'm facing, but that doesn't matter. I'm one of the greatest stars in SNME, and I'll be damned if I don't make it into Money in the Bank!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Well Sam, I'll tell you who you're facing next week! You are going to be facing the Roy! And I'll tell you this. The Roy is coming back better than ever....angrier than ever....and badder than ever! And not only will you face Roy next week, but Booker T will take on ACM in another Money in the Bank qualifying match! So for you guys already in it......don't think its gonna be easy.....because its....just.....getting....started!Bag pipes fill the arena once more drowning out everything. Piper waves goodbye to all the fans and leaves the ring. Still standing in the ring are Super Dragon, Joey Phenomenal, and Joey Leone. All three men stare at eachother, just imagining the chaos in Money in the Bank. Phenomenl suddenly swings catching Dragon across the jaw. Leone spins Phnomenal around and kicks him in the gut. DDT! Dragon runs off the ropes and flips in mid-air. He comes crashing down on Leone and all three men are down. Around twenty security guards quickly rush the ring. They separate all three men, getting them completely away from eachother. Each man yells profanities across the ring at one another as we cut to a comercial break. vs. Joey Leone & Sam X vs. Edge & Alex Shelley(Tag Team Title Match)“Diamonds are Forever” blares over the arena as an energetic Alex Shelley bounds from outside the curtains, excited by his title match.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at a total of 215 Pounds, Alex Shelley!
Alex walks down the ramp and slides into the ring as we await his tag team partner Edge. “Metalingus” blares over the arena as Edge breaks through the curtains in his trademark trenchcoat.
Finkel: And his partner, weighing in at a total of 245 Pounds, Edge!
The “Rated R” Super Star hops up and down, absorbing all of the excitement before he rushes down to the ring as we get ready for the arrival of the tag champs. A mix of “Monolith” and “It’s All Over” blares over the arena as the tag team champions, Sam X and Joey Leone, walk out from behind the curtains. The titles are hung loosely from their waists as both men sprint towards the ring and simultaneously slide in.
Finkel: And the champions, weighing in at a combined total of 458 pounds, Sam X and Joey Leone!
Both men hold their titles up in the air as the ref calls for the bell.[/b] "Ding, Ding, Ding!"Sam and Edge start the match off. Both men lock-up, and seem to have an equal threshold of strength. Sam pushes are hard as he can, but Edge spins around and puts Sam in a headlock. X pushes Edge off and against the ropes. Edge rebounds off and is dropped by the brick wall, Sam X. Edge rolls back up to his feet and runs against the ropes again. Sam goes for a clothesline, but Edge ducks under it and bounces off the other ropes, and comes back with a clothesline of his own. Sam immediately gets back up to his feet and both men go for dropkicks, but end up missing. After crashing hard on their backs, Sam and Edge get back up to their feet and swiftly turn around only to face off with one another. They nod at each other before going for toe kicks! Edge grabs Sams foot and spins him around before driving a knee in his gut. He pushes Sam against the turnbuckle and begins chopping him. Sam grabs Edge’s arm and whips him to the turnbuckle across the ring. Edge collides with the hard turnbuckles and has no time to spare before Sam runs in with a nice leg lariat! Sam crashes on his back but nips right back up. Edge looks dazed and stumbles around, and into the one position you don’t wanna be in with Sam X: German Suplex. Sam goes for a German but Edge grabs hold of the ropes, and spins around Sam, and goes for a German of his own! Sam counters this and spins around this and using his momentum, sends Edge flying with a massive German Suplex! He holds on and hits a second German! A third! Sam with the bridge pin:"1……….2……….Kickout!"Sam lifts Edge to his feet, but Edge latches onto the ropes, and sends Sam off of his back. Edge sees his opportunity and tags the fresh Alex Shelley who eagerly enters the ring. Shelley runs towards Sam and hits a nice dropkick on the rising Sam. Shelley pins Sam:"1……….2……….Kickout!"Alex relents on the pin and puts Sam in a headlock. X counters this and goes for a leg lock on Shelley. Sam grabs Alex’s ankle and begins twisting at I but Shelley grabs the bottom rope, forcing Sam to relinquish the hold. Sam lifts Shelley up and puts him in another headlock before walking over to Leone, who eagerly accepts his tag. Joey climbs to the top rope, and jumps off, clubbing Alex on the back. Sam climbs to the apron. Leone kicks Shelley hard and fast in the ribs before hoping onto the second rope, then springboarding off with a nice splash! He goes for the cover:"1…..…..2……....Kickout!"Leone looks at the ref, but then goes back to work on Shelley. He lifts him up, then slugs him in the gut with his fist before whipping him against the ropes. Alex counters and whips Joey, and as Leone hits the ropes, Edge drives a knee into his back. Shelley rolls up the distracted Leone!"1……….2……….Kickout!"Shelley looks frustrated as the ref goes over to Sam who is complaining about the knee. Edge uses this to get in the ring and the challengers begin double stomping Leone. Shelley lifts Leone up, and goes for the Shellshock, but Leone counts and kicks him in the guts. He lifts Shelley up for the Stallion Driver but Edge runs in and hits the Spear on Leone! Sam flies off the top rope with a splash, hitting both Shelley and Edge! X and Edge begin brawling and Sam whips Edge against the ropes. Edge comes back and Sam lifts him up horizontally. X spins him around and hits a massive Void Slam on Edge! He rolls Edge out of the ring as Shelley is just getting to his feet. Sam and Leone nod at each other as Joey heads to the apron. X lifts Shelley onto his shoulders as Leone comes off the tope rope with an enziguri to the back of Shelleys head! Sam slams him down and rolls out of the ring to make sure Edge doesn’t interfere! Leone covers the new superstar!"1……….2………3!!!"Finkel: Here are your winners.......and STILL THE SNME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...............SAM X AND JOEY LEONE!Sam and Leone celebrate in the ring with their titles as we go to a commercial break.[/center]
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Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Apr 8, 2007 23:53:44 GMT -5
The camera goes down winding hallways until it comes across a door. There is a gold nameplate on the door reading “Batista”. The fans cheer as the camera enters the room. “The Animal” comes out and begins lacing up his boots. Suddenly, a knock comes across the door, and without hesitation Cowboy Bob Orton busts in. Batista stands up, ready for whatever is next. Bob walks in cockily and smirks at Batista.Bob Orton: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the big bad “Animal” himself. You’re not that scary Dave. You don’t intimidate me, or my million dollar son Randy. Tonight, my boy's going to beat you down. He’s going to show the world he can beat you. You know why Dave? Batista stands firm, grinning at Bob.Bob Orton: Because I’ll be ringside. I’ll make sure you don’t win.Batista: Is that so?Bob: Yea Dave, it is. Bob Orton chuckles in the face of Batista. “The Animal” laughs with him.Batista: We’ll then I’ll make sure you’re not at ringside.Bob Orton goes from laughing, to extremely scared. Batista gives him a thumbs down then demolishes him with a clothesline. Bob is laid out cold, but Batista isn’t done. “The Animal” picks Bob up and launches him into a locker. Batista fondles through his gym bag, and then pulls out a roll of duck tape. He grins as he drags a chair and Bob Orton’s body to the showers. Batista plops Bob Orton on the chair, then begins taping Orton’s mouth and arms. Batista laughs as he turns the showers on and blasts the cold water. Bob Orton screams as the ice cold water soaks him. Batista grabs a TV from the locker room and props it on a table. Batista: Now you can watch your son lose…again! Batista walks off the scene laughing. Bob Orton tries to escape but can’t. He screams for help but Batista locks the door behind him. Main Event:vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton(Falls Count Anywhere: Winner Chooses The Stipulation For Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk Next Week!)Owens: There goes Orton's chances....right down the drain.....
James: I wouldn't count him out yet......anything can happen here...
Howard Finkel: The following contest is sceduled for one fall, and is a falls count anywhere match. First, making his way to the ring, he is "The Legend Killer".......Randy......Orton!The lights quickly dim, and everyone in the arena is on their feet. Softly playing and then shattering through the speakers, "Burn In My Light" by Mercy Drives plays. Through the curtain steps the man that beat Shawn Michaels at Revolution. The man that beat Batista and Jericho last week - Randy Orton. Orton steps through the curtain but notices he is alone. Randy shrugs his shoulders and turns around. He raises both arms, bringing down a shimmering wall of gold pyro. The sparks slowly stop and Orton lowers his arms. As Orton is about to make his way down the ramp, Batista comes tearing through the curtains. He connects with a huge clothesline across the back knocking Orton down. Orton falls, rolling down the steel ramp. The bell sounds as Batista kicks Orton further down the ramp."Ding, Ding, Ding!"Orton gets up as quickly as possible and delivers a kick to the mid-section. He rolls Batista in and climbs in. Both men are up and Orton bounces off the nearest ropes. He dives at Batista who sends him flying over the ropes and to the outside.
Orton hits the ground hard as Batista rolls out of the ring. Orton slowly stands up and Batista clotheslines him over the barricade and into the crowd. The crowd goes wild and begin to pat Orton on the back. Orton shoves the fans out of the way and takes off running through the crowd. Batista climbs over the wall and goes after Orton. But where is he? Batista looks all over for Orton but he is nowhere to be found. Batista contines through the crowd as Orton sneaks up behind him. Chair shot! Batista falls forward and Orton smashes the chair across Batista's back.
Orton throws the chair, connection with Batista's head. Batista stumbles around and Orton grabs his arm. With a quick whip Orton sends Batista crashing into three or four rows of chairs. Randy quickly runs up the stairs getting as far away as possible from Batista. Orton begins to go down rows, shoving people out of their seats. The spotlight quickly shines on him, pointing him out to Batista. Batista smiles and follows the light. Orton has nowhere to go....but down. Batista catches up to him and looks down the many rows of seats. He then thrust Orton forward. Orton goes crashing down, row after row. Orton reaches the bottom and Batista is walking down the steps. Orton crawls for safety but once again "The Animal" has caught up to him. Orton takes blow after blow, but he keeps on moving forwards.
Finally Orton and Batista are backstage. Batista tosses Orton into a catering table covered in food. He picks up a steal tray, slinging off all the food, and smashes it over Orton's head. He then grabs a bowl of punch and dumps it all over Orton, completely soaking him. Orton rolls off the table and begins to crawl on all fours.
Batista follows behind, throwing any object he can get his hands on. Orton finally spots the entry way and makes a dash for it. He rips through the curtain, but trips on the way out. Orton stumbles onto the stage and Batista is on his tail. The Animal grabs Orton by the neck and jerks him up. Shot after shot Orton takes. Batista then lifts him up and brings him down with a spine buster on the steal! Orton holds his back and yells in pain. Is this it? Batista goes for the cover as a referee comes out of nowhere."1.....2.....kickout!"
Owens: I thought he had 'em.
James: Not yet he doesn't!Batista pulls Orton up and looks around him. He nods his head and sends Orton crashing into the stage. Orton stumbles back and Batista gets him in firemans carry position. Tista carries him down the ramp and around to the announce table. Batista lays Orton on the table and begins to clear it. In a sneaky fashion, Orton grabs one of the monitors and slams it down over Batista's head. Blood immediately begins to pour down his face. Orton stands on the table and measures up. He jumps off the table completely breaking the monitor over Batista's head. More and more blood begins to stream down his face from the glass caught in his head. Orton drags Batista up and tosses him onto the table. Orton quickly climbs onto the apron and climbs the ropes. He looks down at Batista below, ready to leap onto him. Just before he leaps, Jericho comes storming down the ramp and into the ring. Orton looks behind him and jumps backwards, connecting a back elbow on Jericho. Both men fall to the ground and Batista sits up on the table. Orton stands up and jumps onto the top rope. He leaps off, but as he comes down.....SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!!!!!!!!!!
Both men are down, and the table is completely broken. Batista slowly begins to crawl and he lays his arm over Orton. "1.........2.........3!!!"
Owens: .....he beat Orton....Batista beat Orton.
James: Ya think?
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, "The Animal".......BaaaaaaaaaaTista!!!Jericho quickly rolls out of the ring and begins to help Batista. He pulls Batista up as "I Walk Alone" by Aliva begins to play. Batista raises one hand high in the ring as we slowly fade away.
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Post by briankendrick on Apr 9, 2007 9:27:03 GMT -5
Nice results. I did not think you were going to do them yesterday due to Easter......sorry I did not get the match in. Damn I lost. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. It was my idea to do the MITB and I am not in it. That blows worse than Michael Jackson on Mcculy Caughlin or however it is spelled.......Damn! Oh well.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 11:27:44 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KENDRICK LOST
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Post by "The Scorpion" Tank Terror on Apr 9, 2007 11:29:10 GMT -5
wow, i though Kendriks rp was much better...
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 11:30:53 GMT -5
Joey's was better
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Post by briankendrick on Apr 9, 2007 11:37:07 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KENDRICK LOST At least I had a match! Now I know your other character did, but Jericho did not so.....HAHAHA! Both of mine made it to the show. And so what if I lost, I can earn a shot on my own. I don't need that MITB, although that would make things a lot easier. And thank you Super Dragon, that means a lot. I guess the writer thought Joey was better, but oh well.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 11:38:23 GMT -5
lol earn a shot on your own. Don't talk to me that way you punk. I do more in a month then you do in a year.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 11:40:28 GMT -5
Too bad I'm in the main event next week or I would take your ass down.
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Post by briankendrick on Apr 9, 2007 12:25:19 GMT -5
Too bad I'm in the main event next week or I would take your ass down. Bring it on! I have beaten you before, and I will do it again!
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 12:49:14 GMT -5
You beat me when i didn't RP ya idiot
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 12:49:51 GMT -5
and that was on a different character and in a different fed, so it has no relevance you little shit
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Post by Joey Phenomenal on Apr 9, 2007 13:10:22 GMT -5
Kendrick you talk too much. You're getting a bad rep here in SNME, all the writers and owners decide whos RP is better, its always fair. And you have no room to talk shit to Chris Jericho, he is a legend compared to you in SNME. Earn the respect of the bigger guys then talk shit...
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Post by Cactus Jack on Apr 9, 2007 14:06:32 GMT -5
I thought that both rp's were great but that Kendrick's was a little better IMO but I don't make results so. Congrats to Joey and Dragon for making it into the MITB match.
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Post by briankendrick on Apr 9, 2007 14:09:37 GMT -5
Kendrick you talk too much. You're getting a bad rep here in SNME, all the writers and owners decide whos RP is better, its always fair. And you have no room to talk shit to Chris Jericho, he is a legend compared to you in SNME. Earn the respect of the bigger guys then talk shit... I am not going to get respect anyways. I do not get respected anywhere. Go onto any site. Public Enemy #1, Me. Now, I am not trying to act like a mortar at all. But if Jericho says something, I am going to talk back. I am not going to sit in the shadows. I have done that for to long. And thank you Dragon and Foley. It means a lot to possibly have a couple of people respect me.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 9, 2007 14:21:34 GMT -5
of course they're gonna say urs was better because their your little buddies
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Post by "The Scorpion" Tank Terror on Apr 9, 2007 14:32:45 GMT -5
of course they're gonna say urs was better because their your little buddies Well ya, of course we would, but that goes the same for you saying Joey's was better,as your his little buddie,huh?
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Post by Cactus Jack on Apr 9, 2007 14:38:56 GMT -5
Jericho, Super Dragon got you here.
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