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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:00:43 GMT -5
The SNME logo slowly wipes across the screen. A video of the brave US troops over in Iraq begins to play. Images and video of the SNME wrestlers spending time with the troops fade across the scene. Suddenly the video tears off the screen showing an the set up for tonight's Tribute to the Troops. There in the middle, sits the ring, surrounded by military blockades. Leading down to the ring is an entry way. Between two large tanks, a big black curtain hangs from a small metal entry way. Mortars line across the entry way suddenly shoot out pyros as "To Be Loved" by Papa Roach begins to play over the speakers stationed all over the place. The troops go wild as the camera pans about them. A sea of camoflage surrounds the place sitting on top of tanks and humvees. The camera then pans over to Joey Styles and Austin Owens sitting ringside decked out in camo gear. Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you here tonight to join us over in Iraq for SNME's "Tribute to the Troops"
Owens: Styles, this is a night like no other. Co-owners Shawn Michaels and Paul Heyman arranged this wonderful event and the troops are going to love it.
Styles: Tonight twenty men face off in the ring for one thing, a shot at the World Heeavyweight Championship. Now, you may be wondering why more of our main eventers aren't in this battle royal tonight; it is simply because this battle royal was designed for talent in SNME that usually do not get thier chance to shine. So.....
Owens: In other words, tonight these guys are fighting for an opportunity of a lifetime!
Styles: Over the past three days, ourselves and the wrestlers of SNME have had time to spend with the wonderful troops over here in Iraq. It was an experience like no other and you're about to see just what we're talking about right after Sharmell sings the National Anthem.A giant flag lowers over the entrance as the Star Spangled Banner begins to play. Sharmell then begins to sing.Sharmell: Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:01:02 GMT -5
The scene slowly fades to land in Iraq, through a bus.. After a few seconds of looking, the scene zooms out and shows Shawn Michaels looking out, taking it in.. He notices the camera and smiles and gives a thumbs up as the camera goes back to the scenery, and fades to CM Punk, wearing camo pants and a vest, standing in front of a tan building..Punk: Hello, I am out in front of a test fire range where I am going to see what it is like to shoot of the guns the army shoots.. Come on..We cut to Punk, laying on the dirt, wearing ear muffs, shooting off a M16.. He stops and pushes one of the muffs off of his right ear.. Punk: Holy Shit!! Ha-ha..Chuckling is hear in the background as Punk looks back and smiles as we fade to a small group of solders.. Suddenly Casey Kage walks in, decked in full army garb, green helmet and shirt, camo vest, and pants, and black, rather dirty boots.. He’s walking around, mingling with soldiers, signing autographs and taking pictures… He walks some more until he sees a familiar face.. He walks over to him..Kage: Hey man..Soldier: Hey!Kage: This is Private Caldwell… Say something man..Caldwell: uhh.. Hi Mom and Dad!!Kage:… What?? How you gonna forget Kyle I mean wha…Kage incoherently mumbles for a for a second..Caldwell: Ok.. Hi Kyle.. There, happy??Kage: No…See ya later man..Kage continues on, and passes a rather beautiful girl.. Kage suddenly stops and backtracks.. Kage: Hi I’m Jus...Da...Cla...Casey Stan...Kage…Casey Kage..Woman: Well Hi, JusDaClaCaseyStanKageCasey Kage..The woman giggles as Casey shyly scratches the back of his head, “Accidentally” knocking the helmet off of his head.. Woman: Oh, I’ll get that.. The woman bends down as Kage leans back slightly and stares at her…“Assets”.. Jay West walks up, wearing a camo suit with a green dress shirt and a camo tie, oblivious.. He notices Kage, and notices what he is doing.. He lightly taps Kage on the arm.. He looks at West, mouths “What?” and smiles, as West cracks a smile himself as the woman comes back up and hands Kage this helmet.. Woman: Oh, who’s you friend?? Kage: Uhh, Joey…Ermm.. Jay West.. Woman: Hi!! West and the woman shakes hands as Kage dusts off his helmet.. He and West walk off, laughing and sharing words as we go to a commercial..
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:01:29 GMT -5
The camera quickly switches to an area around back where Maria is standing by with CM Punk.Maria: As you can see, I'm standing here with SNME World Champion, CM Punk. Tonight CM Punk takes on the winner of a twenty man battle royal for his championship. CM Punk, how do you feel about this?
CM Punk: Well ya see Maria, I'm actually not all that worried. Out of those twenty men there are only two to worry about and they're like little brothers to me, Joey Leone and Tyler Black. These two got a lot of talent and there is no doubt that one of these guys will win.
Maria: So you're not worried about anyone else in there?
CM Punk: Nope.....not a one of 'em.
Maria: Alright CM Punk. Good luck out there tonight!
CM Punk: Luck.....I appreciate the offer but I don't need any luck.........The Camera cuts back to the ring where Mason Paine stands in the ring awaiting the second entrant. "Honka Blues" begins to play and the soldiers surrounding the ring go nuts. The "Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal" Sabu comes running through the curtain with a steel chair in his hand. He slides into the ring and ducks a huge closeline from Paine. Sabu bounces off the ropes opposite of Paine and tosses the chair at him. Paine holds his hands and slaps the chair down. Sabu stops in his tracks and begins to think of what he can do next. Paine begins to walk forward and Sabu slides under him. Just as Sabu gets under Paine's, the bohemoth grabs his ankle. Paine pulls Sabu back through his legs and tosses him across the ring like a rag doll. A buzzer sounds and "Reality Check" begins to play. The Miz comes running out and slides into the ring only getting a few cheers from the soldiers. Miz immediately begins to dish out lefts and rights on Paine. Mason stands there absorbing every punch thrown by Miz. Paine wraps his giant hands around Miz's throat and lifts him up. Miz begins to panic as Paine walks over to the ropes. In one swift move, Paine tosses Miz over the ropes to the cold hard floor.Eliminated: The Miz!As Paine turns around Sabu catches him with a missile dropkick from the top rope. Paine stumbels back as the buzzer sounds again. "Modest" begins to play and the "Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy comes sprinting through the curtain. He quickly slides into the ring and dropkicks Paine into the corner. Sabu comes running out of nowhere and splashes Paine. Sabu drops to his hands and knees and Jeff takes off running. Jeff steps over Sabu and jumps off his back only to be caught by Paine. The monster flips Jeff over his head onto the steel steps on the outside. A loud thud echos in the distance almost as if it were a gun shot.Eliminated: Jeff Hardy!Sabu looks clueless as Paine begins to wlak in his direction. Sabu begins to throw lefts and right, but Paine is just invincible. Paine swings and Sabu ducks while snatching up the steel chair. He smashes the chair over Paine's head as the buzzer sounds once more. "Enter Sandman" begins to play as the sea of soldiers looks around for Sandman. There in the crowd Sandman tosses out beers and chugs one himself. Under his arm he carries his singapore cane. Sandman looks over in the ring and sees his long time friend Sabu fighting for his life. Sandman tosses the beers from his arms and leaps over the crowd barrier. He slides into the ring and nails Paine across the back with a cane shot. At the same time Sabu nails Paine in the mid-section. Sabu runs to the second turnbuckle and leaps off with the chair under his leg. He leg drops the chair right on top of Paine who falls to the ground. Sandman quickly begins to cane the hell out of Paine over and over again, not stopping to even breath. Sabu and Sandman nod at eachother as Sandman pulls a beer from his pocket. Sandman pops the top and chugs some of it. He then smashes the can over his head causing the rest of the beer to go everywhere. Sandman tosses the can to the soldiers and draws his attention back to Paine. The two ECW Alumni begin to put the boots to Paine who is busted open from the leg drop with the chair. The buzzer sounds and "The Truth" begins to play. Homicide snatches open the curtain and comes running to the ring. He slides in and ducks a cane shot from Sandman. Homicide bounces off the ropes and nails Sandman with a flying closeline. On the other side of the ring Paine is now to his feet. Paine wipes the blood from his head and looks at his hands. Sabu runs at him with the chair in hand only to get booted down with the massive boot of Paine. Paine pulls Sabu up and lifts him up over his head. With all of his raw power, Paine throws Sabu from the ring into the crowd of soldiers. The soldiers catch Sabu, not letting him hit the ground. Paine then closelines Sandman and Homicide down. The soldiers put Sabu on the barrier. Sabu looks up to the sky and points. Sabu leaps from the barrier to the ring apron. A soldier tosses him a chair and Sabu springboards off the ropes nailing Paine with the chair. Paine falls backwards against the ropes and all three men flip him over to the outside.Eliminated: Mason Paine!A "Holy Shit" chant begins throughout the crowd of soldiers and Sabu points to the sky once more. All three men rest in different corners getting ready for more action. The buzzer sounds drawing everyone's attention. All three men in the ring look up as "The Rock Says" echos through the military base. The crowd goes nuts as the Rock steps through the curtain with his left hand held hig above his head. Rock slides in and nails Homicide, his opponent for SNME Revolution, with a spine buster. Rock stands over Homicide and pulls off his right elbow pad. He tosses the pad to the soldiers and slings his arms. Rock hits the ropes and leaps over Homicide. He hits the other ropes and drives the People's Elbow straight into Homicide's heart. Homicide jolts as Rock makes impact. The soldiers chant "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!" as the "People's Champ" prepares to Rock Bottom Homicide. Homicide slowly makes it to his feet and staggers into Rock's arm. Rocky lifts him up and puts him down with the Rock Bottom! Rock goes wild and pulls Homicide to his feet before tossing him out.Eliminated: Homicide!Sabu and Sandman quickly begin to lay in on Rock with lefts and rights. They shove him into the corner and begin to wail away on him. The buzzer sounds yet again and "The Catacombs" begins to play leading the "Monster" Abyss into the ring. Sabu runs at him, only to receive the Black Hole Slam. Sandman runs at Abyss to but receives a big boot sending him to the floor. Abyss pulls Sabu up and tosses him over the ropes to the floor.Eliminated: Sabu!Sandman spots his cane and quickly snatches it up. He smacks Abyss across the face with it, but it does nothing. Abyss snatches the cane from Sandman and breaks it in half. Abyss tosses the cane to the outside as Sandman begins to throw lefts and rights. Abyss blocks a punch and shoves Sandman into the corner. Abyss smashes his elbow into Sandman's head over and over again until Sandman drops to the floor. Sandman leans against the bottom turnbuckle as Abyss chokes him with is boot. The buzzers echos through the base as "Stampede" hits the P.A. system. Abyss looks back to see Rhino stampeding to the ring. Rhino slides in and nails Abyss with the Gore! Rock storms out of the corner and Gore! Gore! Gore! Rhino is goring everyone in his path. Rhino pulls Sandman up and the two go to work on Abyss. They try to lift him over the ropes but he fights them off. Abyss shoves Rhino off, and pulls Sandman against the ropes. Abyss knees him in the head and backs away for a second. As Sandman looks up Abyss charges at him and closelines him over the ropes to the floor!Eliminated: Sandman!Rhino snatches Abyss around and begins to nail lefts and rights. Abyss finally blocks a punch and nails Rhino with lefts and rights of his own. Abyss pulls Rhino onto his shoulders and nails him with Shock Treatment! Rhino falls to the mat holding his back. Rock runs out of the corner and Abyss catches him with the Black Hole Slam. Rock bounces off the mat and rolls across the ring. The buzzer sounds and Abyss motions on whoever the next entrant is. "Metallingus" echos through the base as the "Rated R Superstar" sprints to the ring. Edge slides in and dodges closeline from Abyss. Edge bounces off the ropes along with Rhino and the two of them hit a Spear/Gore combo on the "Monster". Abyss falls the ground and the soldiers go wild once more. Rhino and Edge high-five eachother as Abyss sits right up. Abyss quickly stands up and closelines both men. Abyss then spots Rock pulling himself up by the ropes and closlines him to the outside. [/b] Eliminated: The Rock!Rhino and Edge nail Abyss across the back as hard as they can but it doesn nothing. The "Monster" throws Edge out by the hair and shoves Rhino across the ring.Eliminated: Edge!Rhino is now alone with Abyss and is being backed into a corner. The buzzer sounds, distracting Abyss. Rhino slips out of the corner as "N.I.B." begins to play. The Roy comes dashing through the curtain and into the ring. Roy stands face to face with Abyss and shoves him. Abyss shoves him back and the two men suddenly lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Roy tries his hardest, but he is no match for Abyss. Abyss powers Roy into the corner and begins to thrust his shoulder into his mid-section. Roy holds his stomach as Abyss drives his shoulder into him over and over again. Rhino sprints across the ring and nails Abyss across the back. Abyss falls into Roy as Rhino backs away. Abyss turns around as Rhino charges at him. Abyss sidesteps and Rhino gores the living hell out of Roy. Roy collapses to the ground as Abyss hammers Rhino with massive forearms to the back. Abyss sends Rhino off the ropes and nails him with the Black Hole Slam just like everyone else to cross the path of the "Monster" Abyss. The buzzer sounds again and "Give 'em Hell Kid" begins to play. Brian Kendrick comes running through the curtain and jumps onto the apron. He springboards off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana on Abyss. Abyss doesn't go down, he just holds on to Kendrick. Abyss lifts Kendrick high into the air and sends him to the mat with a sickening thud. Abyss kicks Kendrick who rolls across the ring just like the other fallen victims. Roy pulls himself up and kicks Abyss in the gut. Roy then goes for a DDT but Abyss holds on to the ropes send roy to the mat with nothing. Roy quickly leaps up and nails Abyss with all the punches he can before the monster strikes back knocking him flat on his ass. Once again the buzzer echos through the base. The New Phenomenon burst through the curtain with their World Tag Team Titles around their waists. McCeaton pushes between them and pulls off their titles. He then points to the ring where both men quickly slide in. Abyss goes for a double closeline but both men duck it. they bounce off the ropes and dive into the air knocking Abyss to the ground. Sam climbs the top rope and prepares to jump. Rhino hits the ropes and Sam slips off and falls to the outside. Sam throws a tiny fit and Darrell scolds him for being eliminated. Roy then tosses over Kendrick who hits the ground with a thud!Eliminated: Sam X & Brian Kendrick!Back in the ring JP is trying his hardest to wear down Abyss. Joey punches and punches but it does no good. Abyss shoves him off and stomps all over him. Rhino jumps on Abyss' back and begins to choke him with a sleeper hold. Abyss walks over to the ropes and reaches for Rhino. Abyss pulls Rhino over his head to the outside.Eliminated: Rhino!The buzzer sounds and Jake "The Snake" Roberts' music begins to play, but where is he? Suddenly Roberts is thrown through the curtain. Following behind is Nick Martel with Raven and Blake Rhodes by his side. Martel tosses Roberts in where Abyss stomps the lfe out of him. Martel slides in and the two men go to work. They stomp and beat, and destroy Roberts until he is lifeless. Abyss tosses Roberts over the ropes and to the floor where Raven and Rhodes stands over his fallen body. Raven grabs Roberts by his arm and slowly drags him to the back along with Rhodes.[/color] Eliminated: Jake "The Snake" RobertsIn the ring, Abyss and Martel beat on Roy and Joey P. Suddenly the buzzer sounds. Abyss and Martel continue their beatdown as "Pain" echos through the base. Joey Leone runs down alongside his partner Tyler Black. Both men slide into the ring and nail Abyss with a double dropkick. Abyss stumbles backwards and falls through the middle and top ropes not being eliminated. Abyss hits the floor with a thud as Leone and Black toss Martel over![/b] Eliminated: "Slick" Nick Martel!As Black turns around Roy closelines him over the ropes. Leone then quickly flips Roy over the top rope eliminating him.Eliminated: Tyler Black & The Roy!Abyss slides into the ring and takes Leone down with a spear. Joey Phenominal leaps onto Abyss and begins to nail him over and over again with lefts and rights! Joey P. nails a Diamond Cutter! JP jumps up with a smile on his face only to be caught with a kick to the face. JP stumbles backwards and Leone nails him with a jaw breaking superkick. The sound echos through the base as Joey Phenominal hits the ground.Eliminated: Joey Phenominal!Once more the buzzer sounds and the ninteenth man is on his way to the ring. "Sacrifice" begins to play as ACM makes his way out on an SNME show for the first time. As ACM slides into the ring Leone ducks a closeline causing Abyss to nail ACM! ACM sails right back to the outside where he came from!Eliminated: Jr. Charisma ACM!The final buzzer sounds as "Can You Dig It Sucka!!!!!" echos across the land. Booker T dashes through the curtain and slides into the ring. Leone and Booker quickly join forces to take on Abyss. The two men slowly rock Abyss, and Booker bounces off the ropes. Booker leaps in the air and goes for a side kick only fot Abyss to catch him in mid-air. Abyss slams Booker T down with a sickening thud! Booker yells in pain as Leone pulls him up by his dreads. Leone lifts Booker T up and nails him with the Stallion Driver! The soldiers go wild as Leone makes it to his feet. Booker T rolls under the ropes and begins to pull himself up on the apron. Leone nails a spin kick knocking Booker off the apron and into the security wall!Eliminated: Booker T!It is now down to two men and two men only: Joey Leone and Abyss. Leone is no size for Abyss so he has to move very quickly in order to do anything. As the two men slowly circle eachother, Booker T argues with the referee on the outside about how he was eliminated. Meanwhile, in the ring, Abyss nails Leone with Shock Treatment. Leone screams in pain as Abyss pulls him back to his feet. Abyss lifts Leon high above his head and tosses him out. Casey Kage quickly rushes to the ring with a chair in hand. Kage nails Abyss over the head with the chair a good two or three times. Kage tosses the chair out and rolls Leone back in. Leone looks up and spots Abyss leaning on the ropes. At this time Kage superkicks the living hell out of Booker who is completely knocked out. The ref turns his attention towards the ring as Leone takes off running at Abyss. Leone dives and nails a huge closeline takeing Abyss over and out! Leone holds on for dear life as he lands on the apron! Eliminated: Abyss!He has done it! Joey Leone has won the twenty man Battle Royal for a shot at CM Punk's World Heavyweight Championship! Leone rolls back into the ring and throws both hands high in the air in victory. The ref slides in and raises Leone'a hand signaling him as the winner of tonight's Battle Royal. Leone drops to his knees as his music begins to play and the soldiers cheer him on. Leone sits there in the middle of the ring resting for what is soon to come, a match with the World Champion, CM Punk.[/center]
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:01:55 GMT -5
Leone stands up as Jay West enters the ring with a microphone..West: Well, congrats on the win b..
Leone: Thanks..
West: Yeah, but, how are you gonna do it?? Beat Punk?? I mean Punk has gone through the best of them to win and defend that belt.. How do you think you would be the one to take the belt off of him?? Leone stares at WestLeone: How do I think I can?? I can because I am better than him in everyway.. He’s good I’ll give him that, he has beaten the best of them.. But you know?? He’s never had a real challenge .. I am his first real challenge.. Sting?? Yeah, he’s great, but he wasn’t a challenge for Punk.. I am the beat in professional wrestling today.. Not Punk, Not anyone.. You see…“This Fire Burns” by Killswitch Engaged plays, cutting Leone off..
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:02:30 GMT -5
“This Fire Burns” by Killswitch Engaged continues, as SNME Worlds Champion CM Punk walks out, among a chorus of boos.. He forms and X with his arms and walks down the ramp.. He slides in the ring and stands up, staring at Leone.. He removes the belt from his waist and holds it up, while Leone stares at the prize.. The referee takes the belt and holds it up in the air.. He gives it to the timekeeper, then checks Leone and Punk as Finkel starts talking..Finkel: This Match Is The….Suddenly “Are You There” by Oleander starts to play as the crowd cheers.. It plays for a second, then stops.. As the troops stand confused “Angry American” by Toby Keith plays Which causes a huge pop from the Troops.. Casey Kage cockily walks out to a big cheer.. He walks down the ramp, slapping every extended hand.. He walks around the ring, slapping hands, before he finally jumps on the ring apron and wipes his feet.. He gets in and pose son the turnbuckle as the troops start to sing along with the song playing..This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American wayKage smiles as he jumps from the turnbuckle and walks to Finkel.. He slowly takes the microphone from him as he stares at him.. Kage moves beside him and starts to talk..Kage: This match is the main event of the evening, and is for the SNME World Heavyweight Championship!! The Challenger, standing in the corner to my left, is standing in at 5 feet 8 inches, and weighted in today at 202 pounds, he is “The Italian Stallion” Joey Leeeeeeone!! Standing to my right… He is standing in at 6 feet 1 inch and weighted in today at 220 pounds, he won’t be the reigning and defending SNME World Champion for long, he is…. .CM Punk…Kage hands the mic back to Finkel before he jumps out of the ring and goes to the announce table and takes a seat..Styles: Well, Casey Kage is joining us it’s a pleasure to have you Casey isn’t it Owens??
Owens: Huh, what?? I fell asleep, is it time for the match to start??
Kage: Nice to see you too… Now, let’s get this started!!
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:03:04 GMT -5
Punk and Leone stare down as the bell rings.. They lock up as neither man have the advantage.. Punk out-powers Leone and sends him flying back.. Leone quickly gets up and locks up with Punk again.. This time, Leone gets the advantage and sends Punk back into the turnbuckle.. Leone quickly takes advantage and splashes Punk in the corner.. He stands on the 2nd rope and starts punching Punk as the troops counts the punches..
1...2.…3.….4.…5...
But Punk grabs Leone’s legs and power bombs him and goes for a quick pin
1...
But Leone quickly kicks out and stands up and punches Punk into the corner.. Leone stands back on the 2nd rope and punches him again..
6...7...8...9...10!!
Leone jumps up and hits a dropkick to Punks head.. Leone hit’s the mat as Punk staggers around.. Leone grabs Punks head and locks in a small package..
1...2...
Punk kicks out and slides out of the ring as Leone stands back up.. Leone looks at Punk for a second and runs to the other side of the ring.. He bounces off the ropes and dives out of the ring, but Punk moves out of the way as Leone collides with the guardrails and flips into the troops.. Punk leans over the rail to get Leone, but he puts his thumb to Punk’s eye.. Punk staggers back and Leone jumps onto the rail and jumps off, hitting Punk with a Double Axe Handle.. Punk falls as Leone leans on the ring, catching his breath.. He grabs Punk and slides him in the ring, then slides in the ring himself..Styles: What do you think of that exchange Casey?
Kage: Well, Leone obviously had the advantage throughout the early minutes of the match, hitting, and missing a lot of high risk moves.. I think Leone needs to slow down a little before he wears himself out and makes a critical mistake..
Owen: Ohh, shut up, like you’ve ever been in…. Wait, uhh, never mind..Leone and Punk start trading punches, with the crowd cheering Leone when he hit’s a punch, and booing Punk.. Punk finally gets the upper hand, raking Leone’s eyes.. Punk whips Leone into a corner, and runs behind him, hitting a Race knee lift.. Punk punches Leone a few times, before taking him and putting his head in the top rope and walking across the ring, Rubbing and raking Leone’s eyes into the rope, before getting his head rammed into the turnbuckle pad.. He falls to his knees, before Punk bulldogs his head to the mat.. Punk grabs Leone’s head and rubs his face on the canvas, then starts slamming it.. Punk stands up and starts kicking Leone in the head..Kage: Gaa, Leone’s gonna have a Canvas Burn.. Hate to be his girlfriend, having to look at that up close, ugh..
Owens: I’d hate to be your girl period..
Kage: I’d hate to be your boyfriend, if your this much of a dick here, hate to see you in bed…. Sorry Joey..
Styles: How did I get into this??
Kage: The same way you got into Owens’ pants, but anyhow back to the match where Punk is setting Leone for a Superplex..Punk starts to hit the Superplex, but Leone starts punching him in the stomach.. Leone gets the upper hand and hits Punk with a big elbow.. Leone locks Punks arms.. SUPER TIGER DRIVER!! Leone stays on the top rope and HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Styles: OH MY GAWD!!
Kage: Come on Leone, cover him!!1.…2...
PUNK KICKS OUT!!Styles: PUNK KICKS OUT!!! PUNK KICKS OUT!!!
Kage: Dammit!!
Owens: YES!!
Kage: Don’t you have an appointment to get your penis enlarged or something??
Owens: ha-ha, veeery funny..Leone stands up and picks Punk up.. He punches him a few times and hit’s a snap mare.. He kicks him in the chest!! He continues to kick him, alternating between chest and back.. Leone kicks him one good time in the chest and one great time in the back, as Punk yells in pain and hit’s the ground.. Leone hurries and climbs the turnbuckle..Kage: New Jersey Ja…. I mean, whoa flashback…. Ermm… LEG DROP!!Leone hit’s a mighty leg drop from the 2nd Rope!! He pins Punk!! 1...2...
And 3!!……..
/Fourths!!! Punk BARELY got his shoulder up!!Styles: Bah GAWD that was SO close!!
Kage: What?? I didn’t see him get his shoulder up!?!?
Owen:…. I need to go change my pants…
Kage: That’s what that smell is.. Let me see that book Styles..
Styles: W…..Why??
Kage: I got a little too excited….Leone leans up, on both knees, staring at his hands… He picks Punk up and whips him into the corner.. He places Punk on the top rope, then climbs up himself.. He hooks Punk’s arms….. SUPER STALLION DRIVER!!Owens, Styles, Kage: OH MY GAWD!!!Leone pins Punk!!!!!
1!!
2!!!!!
THE REF STOPS THE COUNT!!!
The New Phenomenon charge the ring and attack both Punk and Leone!! The bell rings, there is no winner!!Kage: WHAT!?! This I bull…
Styles: Easy now Kage..
Owens: HAHAHA!!Tyler Black runs to the ring, evening things up.. Both teams brawl, neither getting the upper hand, finally after minutes of brawl, they end up in a stare down, Joey, Sam, and Darrell staring down Tyler and Leone, with Punk is down beside them.. Black pulls Punk up, making this 3 on 3..Styles: Wait, where are you going Casey?? Get back here!!
Owens: Let him go and get himself killed..Casey leaves the table and walks to the ring.. He looks under the apron, and grabs the same chair that lead Leone to victory in the Battle Royal.. He slides in the ring and stares at the two teams.. He raises the chair and stares at it.. Suddenly, he goes off on Punk and Tyler, New Phenomenon, thinking Kage is on their side, start beating on Joey.. Kage rids the ring of Punk and Tyler.. Then, Kage goes off on Sam and Joey.. He rids the ring of them.. He turns around, and stares at Joey, then looks at Darrell.. He raises the chair, then, throws it down in the middle of the ring.. He slowly backs out of the ring and back walks up the ramp.. Darrell and Joey stare at Kage, then each other..Styles: Kage just cleared the ring with his….. Lil’ Friend… But left Darrell and Joey alone… He seems to be a man torn between Darrell, fellow talent relations personnel, and Joey Leone, the man he has pledged to make the future of SNME!! I’m Joey Styles, this is Will Owens, Casey Kage has left the table, saying good day and well see you at Revolution!!
Owens: Later everybody!!
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Post by justintyger on Jan 21, 2007 18:03:43 GMT -5
Credits:1.) Intro - HBK2.) Video of Wrestlers spending time w/ the troops - Kage3.) Interview with CM Punk - HBK4.) The Battle Royal - HBK5.) Interview w/ winner of Battle Royal - Kage6.) World Title Match - Kage7.) The Internet - J. C. R. Licklider..... I Think.....
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Post by joe on Jan 21, 2007 18:57:58 GMT -5
Punk you lucky sob. Great show guys. I cant believe I won.
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Post by bookertfan100 on Jan 21, 2007 21:50:19 GMT -5
Damn....I ended up in the top 3. Anyways, good show.
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Post by lax5 on Jan 21, 2007 23:17:30 GMT -5
MY LIFE IS SAVED...THANK SWEET GOD
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