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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:10:08 GMT -5
**This results will be constantly updated - check out The Main Event tonight or tommorow, with Ken Kennedy vs. Mike Auger and Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton in a special one-off event** A black screen shows for a moment. The SNME logo quickly flashes across the screen. Suddenly stamped across the screen, the word "Redefined" appears over the SNME logo. "Guarded" by Disturbed begins to play as a video package begins highlighting some of the hardest hits and most craziest moves ever seen in SNME. The package suddenly cuts to pitch black as giant flames erupt revealing a brand new SNME stage. With a new era in SNME upon us, the fans bring the same wild energy they always do. Pyros begin to shoot off in every direction as the song gets heavier. The camera pans over the wild fans and quickly cuts over to the announcing booth with Joey Styles and Austin Owens.
Joey Styles: Wel.....
Austin Owens: Welcome to the new era in SNME!
Styles: Thanks for the intro Austin.......but on the other hand lets get down to business. Tonight marks an extraordinary time for SNME. Tonight marks the beginning of SNME: Redefined. Thats right folks, SNME is taking things to the next level.
Owens: After last night's pay-per-view, I don't know if SNME can get any better.
Styles: Hold on for a wild ride tonight folks because we've got one hell of a line-up including Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton, Mason Paine vs Seth Akira, and CM Punk defending his newly won World Heavyweight Championship against Chris Jericho.
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:10:41 GMT -5
After the hectic opening of SNME, the camera cuts to the backstage area. A limo pulls up outside, and someone steps out but the camera is focused on their feet. As he walks along, the camera gradually pans out. As the man walks through the backstage door, the camera moves back enough for the crowd to see it is Paul Heyman, who they heartily boo. Paul looks around the backstage area and smirks to himself, and begins to wheel his bag along. As he is walking, other talent stops in front of him, and give him a dirty look; such as Seth Akira, Raven, Rob Van Dam and even Heyman’s former protégé Muhammad Hassan. As he is outside the room, a hand comes in to view and taps him on the shoulder. Heyman turns round and has a look of disgust upon his face
PAUL HEYMAN Oh…you
The camera pans back to show the new SNME World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk, with his belt over his shoulder. The crowd give him a rapturous applause
CM PUNK Yes…me. Now, I understand you’re firing someone tonight, is that true?
PAUL HEYMAN Yes, yes it is
CM PUNK Right, well here is some news for you. I am the new World Heavyweight Champion. That means I am the best around. And if you worry about me doing drugs, you don’t have to worry. I’m straight edge. That means I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. The only thing I’m addicted to is-
PAUL HEYMAN I know, I know – competition. And yes, you’re right Punk. You are the best…I suppose. Maybe last night you were just the lesser of 2 evils. I’m firing someone tonight, and it’s not going to be some coffee guy, someone nobody cares about. It’s going to be someone big. It could even be you Punk. However, while who I’m firing is important, you have something before that which you should be more concerned about
CM PUNK Is that so?
PAUL HEYMAN Yes, because tonight you’re taking on Chris Jericho for your newly won title. And you better hope you win – because I don’t like paying losers.
Heyman and Punk stare off at each other, before Heyman walks into his office and slams the door
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:11:16 GMT -5
The Saturday Nights Main Event camera returns with a spinning sensation; showing the array of posters made by the fans. Suddenly the fans are caught off guard by a raging guitar smashing through the P.A. system. The fans rise to their feet as “Follow” by Breaking Benjamin slams into everyone’s eardrums, marking the arrival of The New Phenomenon. The crowd roars louder at the site of their manager, Darrel McCeaton. Darrel smiles as he walks down the ramp and turns around, extending both hands to each side of the entrance ramp. Out comes Joey Phenomenal with his black bandanna placed around his black mow hawk, accompanied by his tag team partner, Sam-X. Sam’s blonde hair drips wet as both show of their prestigious tag titles. Darrel smiles as he slaps their hands and the men enter the ring. Darrel request a few microphones as the music begins to fade.
Darrell: Well, isn’t it good to be back?!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Darrell: And you all get to see the greatest tag team in wrestling history defend their titles!
A rip of cheers comes from the fans.
Darrell: Unfortunately, its against the very un-athletic, stupid team of Edge and Booker T. We got a man who wishes he was black, and the Rated R superstar, Rated R for retarded Edge.
The crowd laughs at the corny joke. Joey snatches the microphone from Darrel.
Joey: Sam and I haven’t lost one damn match! And you all saw me defeat not only your former World Heavyweight champion Raven, but also Trevor Murdoch at the same damn time. We are the sensation everyone is craving, the evolution of extreme, and NOT the one night stand.
Sam gets on the microphone quickly.
Sam: Unless we’re dealing with girls!
The crowd pops.
Joey: Tonight, we will retain our titles, and destr….
Joey is cut off with a whispering voice saying “You think you know me…” followed by a guitar rambling. The crowd gives Edge some credit as the fog emerges from the cracks of the stage. Suddenly, out comes The Rated R Superstar, Edge. His blue trench coat clears the fog as he runs to the side of the stage. He crouches and points to the fans. Edge sprints to the other side of the stage and points to more fans. Edge returns to the center and the begins his walk to the ring. Edge approaches the New Phenomenon and tries to talk.
Edge: Joey, Sam, you guys are just kids. And as for you Darrell, well your just a drugged u…
Before Edge can finish, Joey and Sam begin to punch Edge in the face. Edge drops the mic and falls to the ground. The New Phenomenon begin to stomp on Edges face and gut area. Darrell gets a good shot in before exiting the ring. Suddenly “Can You Dig it…SUCKA!” blares through the P.A. as Booker T comes sprinting to Edges aid. Before he can enter Joey spring boards off the top rope and hurricanranas Booker to the cold mat! Sam takes advantage of the weak Edge in the ring as the ref calls for the bell.
Sam lashes Edge into the corner and uses his strength to his advantage. He begins to ram his shoulder into Edges gut. Sam backs off and gets the momentum and begins to charge Edge. The Rated R superstar uses his veteran-ship and moves quickly, sending Sam’s shoulder into the unforgiving turnbuckle. As Sam tries to regain feeling in his shoulder, Joey and Booker just begin to get to their feet. Edge regains his stamina and begins the assault on Sam. Edge delivers a nice snap suplex. Edge gets revenge for being jumped and begins to kick and stomp on Sam until the ref breaks it up. Edge drags Sam up and throws him into the corner, chasing him. When Sam hits, Edge nails him with a clothesline nearly taking Sam’s head off. Edge talks trash to Sam them goes and tags in the some-what worn Booker T. Booker runs in and begins to deliver a series of kicks to Sam. Booker T wings Sam into the ropes only to stop Sam with a high kick to the jaw. Booker T decides to get risky early on. He goes to the top, thinking about hitting the Houston Hang over. Booker T looks at his prey, then flips himself only to his nothing but mat courtesy of Sam moving. Sam desperately tags in the awaiting Joey Phenomenal who flips over Booker T and gives him a small neck breaker. Joey pops up and kicks Edge off the ring and goes back to work on Booker T. Darrel runs over to Edge and spits on his body and then runs away. Joey picks Booker up and quickly sweeps his legs out. Joey slowly bounces off the ropes and puts one leg over Booker’s head. He quickly flips and his leg smashes against Booker’s neck. Joey stands up and turns only to be met with a cheap spear. Joey falls back quickly as the ref tells Edge if he does it again he’ll get ejected. The crowd cheers as Sam-X comes into vision with a huge tackle on Edge. Sam and Edge fall out of the ring and begin to brawl. The ref, begin distracted on the outside doesn’t see Darrell McCeaton trying to sneak brass knuckles on Joeys hand. Booker spots him and grabs him by the hair. .Booker kicks Darrel hard in the private area then delivers a scissors kick. Booker T grabs the brass knuckles, and just as Joey is about the get up, he gets clocked with them. Booker thinks he’s sly and tries to cover Joey, but the ref still doesn’t see. He tries to get the refs attention for a while as Darrell rises to his feet. Darrell slips on the knuckles and low blows Booker T! Booker grabs his private parts as he crosses his eyes and collapses. Joey hooks the leg as the ref slides in the ring.
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Edge nails Joey causing him to break the count. The crowd sighs in despair as Edge returns to his corner, as does Sam. Both Booker and Joey begin to crawl towards their partners. The crowd cheers for Sam as Booker leaps and makes the tag. Edge charges but its too late, Joey makes the tag too. Edge tries to run but Sam wraps him and nails a belly-to-belly. Booker charges but Sam locks his arm and tosses his across the ring. Edge swings but a miss, Sam wraps Edge from behind and begins the German suplexes. 1...2...3! No, more…4...5!! Five German suplexes do the job as both men lie exhausted in the center of the ring. The ref begins the 10 count. Around 6 both Sam rises to his feet. Edge tries to crawl away but Sam grabs him and flips him on his back. Sam screams something unable to be determined and locks in the figure 4 leg lock. Edge screams in pain. Before he is about to tap, Booker T breaks it up and then returns to his corner. Joey points at Booker with a threatening look on his face. Edge grabs his legs as Sam holds his head. Once again, the 10 count begins. Edge jolts up and tags Booker and both men try to get Sam, who just barely makes the tag to Joey. Edge and Booker try a double clothesline, but Joey ducks under them and runs to the opposite turnbuckle. He runs up the second, then third turnbuckle as Edge and Booker T chase his. Joey leaps and nails a picture perfect whisper in the wind on Booker T and Edge at the same time! All 3 men lay in the ring as the ref starts the 10 count. Joey nips up quickly and sees both men laying next to each other. He grins and tears his shirt off as the ladies go wild. Joey goes to the top and looks to the crowd. He leaps foreword and nails a beautiful shooting star press on both men! The ref counts for Booker T, the legal man as Edge rolls out of the ring. Joey slowly gets up and stalks Booker. He goes for a electric chair hurricanranna but gets to cocky and Booker T catches him. Joey wiggles his arms but to no avail. Booker electric chair drops Joey right on his back to the outside! Joey screams as his back hit’s the cold ground. Booker rest against the ropes as the ref counts for Joey to get back in. Booker waits too long and exit’s the ring. The ref starts the count over as Booker grabs Joey by the neck. He chucks Joey right into the steel stairs. The stairs break in half upon the devastating impact. Booker smiles as he slides back in the ring, then back out. He rams Joey’s head into the turnbuckle again, and again, and yet again. Booker begins to jab Joey in the gut, then sends him back into the ring. Booker T tags Edge and they double suplex him. Sam watches in dismay as his tag partner gets destroyed in the ring. Edge begins to stomp on Joey. He picks Joey up and begins to deliver forearms to his face. Edge throws Joey into the turnbuckle face foreword. Joeys gut smashes the hard pads as he just lays there limp. Edge goes to the opposite corner and begins to stalk Joey for the spear. Edge charges right as Joey turns but Joey moves quickly, sending Edge face first into the turnbuckle.
Joey leaps for Sam and tags him in. Sam goes to grab Edge but gets a thumb to the eye. Edge quickly tags Booker T. Book nails Sam with a kick to the gut. He bounces off the ropes and goes for the scissors kick. Sam ducks and kicks Booker in the gut. He heaves him up high and readies him for a power bomb. Joey goes for the spring board but as Sam holds Booker T high, Edge spears him forcing Sam to throw Booker T into the air bound Joey Phenomenal. Joey gets rocketed to the outside as Booker crashes to the mat. Edge distracts Darrell as Booker places his arm over Sam’s shoulder. The ref drops for the count.
1..2...3!!
“Can you dig it…SUCKA!” blares through the P.A. as Booker gets on his knees. The ref hands him a Tag Team title, as well as Edge. Darrel yanks his hair back in astonishment and anger. Sam rolls out of the ring as the SNME camera goes to commercial.
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:11:47 GMT -5
A pitch black screen is shown. Suddenly a video package begins to play showing past Intercontinental Champions in wrestling history. It finalls ends with Kurt Angle beating the living hell out of Muhammed Hassan.
"Eight men.......one championship..........who will make it to the final four to face off for the Intercontinental Championship?"
Text quickly flashes across the screen reading: Beginning October 7th, SNME's first Intercontinental Championship Tournament.
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:12:25 GMT -5
In his office, Paul Heyman is preparing Mason Paine for his upcoming match. Heyman is whispering in his ear until there is a knock at the door. Heyman opens it up and Shawn Michaels walks through to the delight of the crowd. Heyman outstretches his arms for a hug but Shawn grips one and shakes it, before sitting down
PAUL HEYMAN Hey partner, how’s it hanging?
SHAWN MICHAELS Paul, you know why I’m here. I need to know who you’re firing tonight, and we both need to approve it
PAUL HEYMAN Well, can’t we talk about this later? You see, my boy here Mason Paine is just about to go out there and break Seth Akira in half. Mason, meet Shawn. Shawn, meet Mason.
Mason and Shawn both stand up and go face to face. Shawn gives him a knowing nod while Mason doesn’t flinch
PAUL HEYMAN Now, I’m pretty certain you can meet properly some other time, but Mason, you go out and I’ll meet you in a moment
Mason turns to Paul, and then leaves the room. Shawn turns to Paul
SHAWN MICHAELS Look Paul. I know you want to make a big impression, but you can’t fire anyone tonight. Not unless we discuss it.
PAUL HEYMAN Yeah, we’ll sort that later. Now, let’s talk some more business…
The voices get more and more quiet as the camera fades to black
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:12:57 GMT -5
Seth Akira’s music hits on the speakers and The Dark Beast begins to walk to the arena. Red lights are flashing around the arena, as Seth rolls into the ring. He crawls on the floor, staring maniacally at the fans. He rises up and throws his coat out to the ring as “Warrior Part 2” blasts onto the speakers. Mason Paine walks out straight to the ring. He looks fired up, motivated after his win at the pay-per-view. He begins to shake himself out and raises his arm as pyro explodes around. Mason charges the ring and slides in as the bell rings
Seth starts to put the boots in on Mason but already he is getting up. Even while Mason is on his knees, Seth doesn’t stop and dives on Paine’s back! Mason stands up, using his power to keep Seth on his back, then charges into the turnbuckle, squashing him. He does it again and walks out of the corner, leaving Seth to slump down on the mat. Mason grabs him and lifts him over his head into a gorilla press position. Mason turns and throws Akira over the top rope into the guard rail! Seth hits the steel with a sickening thud, and the crowd let out a sigh. Mason steps out of the ring and grabs Seth by the hair. He turns around and runs with Seth, throwing him into the steel steps! Seth lies, sprawled out on the arena floor, he could be knocked out. Paine trudges along, and picks Seth up again, raising him above his shoulder, then running with him into the ring post! Mason still has a hold of him and rolls him into the ring. Mason hooks the leg but pulls Seth up himself at 2. The crowd boo and Mason just stares at them and pounds his chest, letting out a roar. Mason picks up Seth but Seth swings an elbow which catches Mason in the ribs. Paine comes towards him again but gets a right hand, then a left! Seth bounces off the ropes but is caught with a big boot to the face, which stops him dead in his tracks. Mason picks Akira up and picks Seth up. He runs and drops him in a TKO! Mason shakes his head and picks Seth up again. He puts Akira in a gut-wrench then hits a dominator! Mason rolls over to Seth, and wraps his leg around him before locking in a full nelson! Mason is stretching Seth’s neck away from the body, but lets go before Seth can pass out. Mason starts beating down on Seth, allowing a trickle of blood to flow from his nose. Mason picks him up and drops him with a shoulder breaker. However he lifts him up again and hits another. He twists Seth’s body slightly and hits a fallaway slam into the corner! Seth has gone limp in the corner, but Mason refuses to stop this punishment. He grabs Seth by the throat and lifts him like Mason is going for a chokeslam but drops him into a powerbomb! The crowd let out an “oooh” and the referee winces in pain. Mason finally smirks and lifts Seth up, in a vertical suplex but drops him into a brain buster! Mason signals to cut his throat and puts Seth’s head in-between his legs. He lifts him up for a power bomb, runs and drops him with the running powerbomb! Mason hooks the leg. 1-2-3!
Warrior Part 2 hits again but Mason lifts Seth up once more. The referee tells Mason it’s over but Mason slugs him away. He lifts Seth up in a crucifix, then throws him over the top rope onto the steel ramp! Seth lands with a sickening thud and SNME cuts to commercial, with the camera focusing on Mason’s emotionless face
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 11:13:25 GMT -5
In the back, Paul Heyman is gathering his papers together. He puts them in his briefcase and turns around to see Chris Jericho in the doorway
PAUL HEYMAN Chris Jericho, well I’ll be damned
CHRIS JERICHO Hey Paul, I need to talk to you about something…
PAUL HEYMAN Go wild Chris
CHRIS JERICHO Now, I love the fact I still have a job, but you know…I’m missing Batista already-
PAUL HEYMAN Wait, what? You were the man that put him out of a job and you’re “missing” him
CHRIS JERICHO Only for the fact I can’t kick his ass heh
Both men share a laugh, but Heyman goes back to straight faced, immediately followed by Jericho to the humour of the crowd
PAUL HEYMAN I don’t care what Shawn Michaels’ says. I’m firing someone and I’m doing it straight after the next match. And funnily enough Chris, that’s yours. I guess I’ll be seeing you soon. Let’s hope it’s for the right reasons, eh?
Both men stare at each other. Jericho smirks, turns and walks out of the room as SNME goes to its final commercial break
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 13:43:13 GMT -5
The camera comes back from commercial to Austin Owens & Joey Styles at the announce table
AUSTIN OWENS Now it’s time for the big one. CM Punk defends his newly won World Heavyweight Championship against someone who by hook or crook fired Batista last week, Chris Jericho.
JOEY STYLES This is going to be awesome, let’s go to the ring and see tonight’s Main Event
The bell rings and “King of my World” by Saliva hits. Chris Jericho cockily steps out onto the entranceway and raises his arms up as the crowd are booing like crazy. Jericho smirks gently and struts to the ring, shouting abuse back at the fans. He rolls into the ring and gets on all four turnbuckles, getting the crowd all riled up. He takes off his jacket and crouches ready in the ring as the music stops. The opening riff of “This Fire Burns” by Killswitch Engage takes over the airwaves and golden pyro fires off as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk walks out onto the stage. The crowd are chanting his name and Punk is beaming. He walks to the ring, and fans are throwing streamers in the air, similarly to his time in ROH. Punk rolls in and takes off his title, before charging at Jericho
Punk hits a high knee to the chest and as Jericho crouches down, Punk starts throwing elbows into Chris’s back and shoulders. Jericho lets out a yell, and Punk changes his offence again, starting to give Jericho some harsh forearms. He backs Y2J into a corner and starts pounding away at him with European uppercuts, alternating between them and more knees. Punk steps back, steeping in the crowd’s applause, before running and clotheslining Jericho into the corner. Chris staggers out and Punk bounces off the ropes, coming back at him with a bulldog attempt. However Jericho supports him and drops the champion over the top rope, crotching him. Punk has his mouth wide open in pain but is quickly dropped to the outside floor with a standing insiguri kick from Jericho. Jericho starts to pick himself up and waits on the opposite side of the ring from Punk on the outside. As Punk gets up, Jericho runs and Fosbery flops over the top rope onto Punk! The crowd are really riled up, stamping their feet for both men to get up. Punk is up first, and boots Jericho in the gut as he gets up. Punk slaps Jericho round the face as the crowd around let out an “oooh”. Jericho holds his face and comes back with a lariat to the floor. Jericho viciously kicks Punk in the ribs, and picks him up by the hair. Jericho runs with him and launches Punk into the ring post. He staggers out and gets caught with a leg lariat by the challenger. Punk crashes backwards over the stairs, but Jericho won’t let him rest and throws him into the ring again. Jericho slides in and hooks the leg but just gets a 2 count. Jericho hooks the leg again but gets a one. Jericho shakes his head in despair and begins to punch Punk again and again in the head until the referee pulls him off. Jericho shrugs him away and picks Punk up. He kicks him and hits a spinning neckbreaker, crashing Punk to the mat. Jericho is sliding off of Punk; the sweat is dripping down him. He sits the champion up and locks in a sleeper hold. Punk immediately starts to fight it but is starting to drift away, the referee raises Punk’s arm twice and it drops. He tries to a third time but Punk keeps his arm up. He starts to shake and gets up; Jericho still has the hold on. Punk goes to the corner, kicks his leg up then falls back with Jericho and rolls out. Jericho nips up and turns around quickly but is superkicked by Punk back down! Punk walks over to Jericho and picks him up. Punk starts a furious combination of chops, punches and kicks using his Muay Thai background to good advantage. He knocks Jericho in the corner and climbs over to him, locking on a variant of the tarantula! The referee counts to 4 before Punk brings Jericho over to the apron. Punk positions Jericho’s head over the apron and goes over and stands on the announce table. Punk laughs, jumps and dropkicks Jericho’s head against the apron! Jericho goes limp and falls under the bottom rope to the mat below. Punk is kneeling down, screeching in Jericho’s face while the crowd are chanting his name. Punk picks Jericho up and rolls him into the ring. Punk begins to climb to the top rope, and stares around at the crowd. Punk jumps; tucking up and then comes down with a wicked double stomp on Jericho’s chest! Punk bounces, rolling off and poses in the middle of the ring while Jericho rolls around in pain. Punk crawls over but Jericho moves quickly, rolling the champion into a small package! 1…2…KICK-OUT! Jericho nips up before Punk can and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Jericho picks Punk up and raises him above his head. He powerbombs Punk down but lifts him up again for the double! Punk’s head bounces off with a thud, but Jericho refuses to cover him. He picks Punk up and nails him with a double arm DDT with shades of Cactus Jack there. Jericho begins prodding the champion’s prone body with his foot and cockily covers him with a finger. The referee gets to 2 until Punk kicks up and brings Jericho down into an armbar. Jericho is screaming in pain while Punk is hyper-extended the arm of his opponent. Jericho tries to roll out but all it means is the pressure is sinking on more. Jericho is looking for a way out but rolls backward and begins kicking Punk in the face again and again until he finally let’s go. Jericho rolls up, leaning against the ropes holding his arm. Punk is up and runs at Jericho but Jericho flips him over the top rope and Punk smacks his jaw off the guard rail. Jericho taps his head with his finger and rolls out under the ropes. He grabs Punk and drops him to the floor. Jericho leans back and slingshots the champion into the ringpost! Punk staggers backward but is met with a back elbow from Y2J back into it. Jericho grabs his tights and rolls him back in. Jericho stands over CM Punk and slaps his head a couple of times before locking in a camel clutch. Punk’s eyes tell the story of pain as Jericho leans back further and further. Punk is screaming but manages to rolls over onto Jericho! The referee makes the cover but Jericho kicks out at 2. Punk picks himself up but Jericho is also up and hits the champion in the knees with a basement dropkick. Punk goes down as Jericho grabs his legs. Jericho pulls Punk under and locks in the Walls of Jericho! Punk is screaming, inches from the ropes! We could have a new champion right here tonight! The crowd are booing like crazy; they don’t want Jericho as champion. Jericho tries to move forward but Punk is fighting it, using his superior leg strength to keep himself close to the ropes. Jericho pulls on Punk’s body more but Punk is suing his finger tips. Just as Jericho steps forward, Punk raises himself up and grabs the bottom rope! The referee tells Jericho he must break the hold and he does so at the four count. Jericho is screaming at the referee and then at Punk. CM rolls to the middle of the ring and Jericho tries for a Lionsault but Punk moves, however Jericho lands on his feet. Jericho grabs Punk and knees him but places him on the top rope. Jericho stands up with him but Punk elbows him. Jericho crouches down and Punk puts him in a double underhook. Pepsi Plunge from the top rope! Punk drapes an arm over Jericho.
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Post by Paul Heyman & Sam X on Oct 2, 2006 14:37:46 GMT -5
After that amazing main event, CM Punk has went through the crowd. Jericho is leaving down the side of the stage but all of a sudden “Devil in a Midnight Mass” by Billy Talent begins to play. Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage, followed by Mason Paine and the crowd are booing like crazy, really letting him have it. Heyman just smirks, and puts his middle fingers up to the crowd triumphantly. Paul rolls into the ring, followed by his goon Mason. Heyman grabs a microphone as the music dies down
PAUL HEYMAN You know, you guys really are original. Booing me, that really cuts deep. Yeah, that really makes me care. Listen you jackasses, I have more creative talent in my little finger then every single one of you in-breeds put together!
Heyman laughs, holding up his finger, while the crowd begin to chant “Fuck You Heyman”
PAUL HEYMAN Now I’m sure all of you saw the pay-per-view last week, and you all saw my man, Mason Paine DESTROY Rob Van Dam and crush Mr Pay-Per-View at his own game. That, was part one of the Heyman Dynasty success. Part two came later on in the evening, when I got to do what I love to do more than anything else in the world. Swing my power and fire someone.
The crowd boo and turn their chant to “Ba-Tis-Ta!” over and over again
PAUL HEYMAN Now, I saw the real ending, but you know, the referee’s decision is final and I wouldn’t want to impose. Plus, it got rid of some un-needed dead weight in the company, if you get what I mean. Now, I’m going to do it again. I promised someone would be getting fired tonight and-
Heyman is cut off by the start of Shawn Michaels’ theme “Sexy Boy”. Shawn dances out onto the entranceway, his head still bandaged up following his brutal match with Ryan Beyer at the weekend. Heyman looks perplexed but invites Michaels down to the ring anyway. Shawn drops to his knees on the ramp and pyro goes off around him. Shawn begins to shimmy down to the ring and rolls in, taking a second microphone
SHAWN MICHAELS Now Paul, I told you earlier, you are NOT firing anybody tonight. I strictly told you we had to discuss it, for the benefit of ourselves and for the fans and-
PAUL HEYMAN How ironic. Shawn, just 2 weeks ago, you were a cocky, fan-hating prick and now you are just sucking up to them again. With your little face expressions, a cheeky wink here and there, it makes me sick. You didn’t think we were equal when we had three men in this owner-ship Shawn, so what makes you think we’re equal now? I am not equal to any man, I am better than everybody here HBK. And in a strange twist, you, the holy one, are the devil, killing wrestling. And I, the spawn of Satan am the messiah, resurrecting this federation that you nearly killed.
SHAWN MICHAELS Good one bringing the religion up Paul. Now while your boyfriend over there does look big and tough-
HBK pauses while the crowd laugh
SHAWN MICHAELS He’s not as big and powerful as my tag team partner, The Lord
PAUL HEYMAN Oh really? Shawn, you’re such a worthless ass-kisser, not even Jesus would help you when you against myself and Mason
SHAWN MICHAELS Oh, is that so? Well, let’s give it a try
HBK pushes Heyman to the mat and starts trading punches with Mason! Both men are going back and forth but Shawn is getting the upper-hand. He’s rocking the big man back and forth until Heyman comes from behind with a low-blow. HBK goes down to his knees and Mason starts pounding on HBK’s wound with his fists and the microphone. As the blood starts to flow, a man comes running down the side of the aisle! He slides in and it’s BATISTA! BATISTA! HE’S HERE! Heyman holds his head in his hands as Batista starts beating furiously on Mason in the corner! Security begins to march down to the ring, but Chris Jericho runs back down to the ring with a chair. He rolls in and Batista turns round to get it square in the head. Heyman is directing traffic, sending both men after HBK and Batista, before Heyman throws Batista out to security where he is beaten with batons, and dragged to the back in handcuffs. Heyman looks on the ground and picks up a set of handcuffs. He puts HBK’s hands on them and takes the chair. Heyman levels HBK with it and grabs the microphone, as Mason puts HBK up on his shoulders in a powerbomb position
PAUL HEYMAN Shawn Michaels you sonofabitch! You try attacking me, bringing a fired person back. You want to know who’s getting fired tonight Shawn? I’ll give you a big fu*bleep*ing clue…
Heyman laughs as the crowd boo, knowing what could come next. Mason runs and drops HBK with a running powerbomb. Heyman stands over him
PAUL HEYMAN Shawn Michaels….YOU’RE FIRED!
The crowd are booing like mad, and litter is being launched into the ring. Heyman grabs Jericho and Mason’s hands and raises them both up as SNME TV draws to a close
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Post by justintyger on Oct 2, 2006 15:29:02 GMT -5
Well
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Post by Punk on Oct 2, 2006 21:39:16 GMT -5
Wow, that, was, um, un-expected.
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Post by "The Viper" Randy Orton on Oct 2, 2006 21:45:23 GMT -5
Very interesting episode to say the least. But still it was a good show in all.
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