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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 18:35:50 GMT -5
Event: Saturday Night's Main EventDate: June 17th, 2006Live From: Long Beach Sports Arena, Long Beach ,California As the show opens, the camera pans around the slam-packed American Bank Center. The fans are going wild as "Always" by Saliva blasts through the P.A. system. Huge pyros begin to go off around the stage as the camera pans over to it. As the pyros stop the shot switches over to the broadcast booth with commentators Joey Styles and Austin Owens.[/b][/color] Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Saturday Night's Main Event! Once again, I'm Joey Styles
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens. We're only a week away from Seven Deadly Sins, and it is sure to be one hell of a night!
Styles: Yes it will, but tonight, we've got a great show for you! Triple H will be taking on Sting, and Corn Huskers will team with Raven to take on Mr. Sock and Chris Jericho!
Owens: This night can't get any better Joey so lets get this thing started![/center] The camera pans from the announcing booth to the ring, where there is a red carpet laid out, and a table in the middle. Paul Heyman stands with a clipboard, and the familiar vamp of Kurt Elling’s “Tanya Jean” begins. Ryan Beyer makes his way down to the ring, wearing his usual attire. Beyer walks up the stairs and enters the ring as the DX theme begins playing. Michaels, also in a business suit, walks down to the ring, sparing the theatrics. Michaels slides into the ring, staring directly into Ryan Beyer’s eyes. Paul Heyman interrupts the stare-off, and the two focus their attention to him. Contract Signing For Ryan Beyer vs Shawn Michaels at Seven Deadly Sins & Shawn Michaels --- Ryan Beyer
Paul Heyman: “Now boys, you know the rules of these contracts, you can’t touch each other outside of the ring, the winner is determined when one of you shoves the other into the sarcophagus, and the rest is basically junk. Now, who would like to sign first?”
Shawn Michaels: “You know, before we sign, Beyer, how about a one minute brawl, right here, right now!”Beyer says nothing but smirks and nods his head, and Heyman signals a ring assistant up. The two take the table out of the ring, no one caring about the carpet. The bell pointlessly sounds as Beyer and Michaels remove their sport coats. Beyer looks up at the clock, which begins ticking as soon as Beyer and Michaels lock up. As two seconds have wasted away, Michaels trips Beyer, giving him an arm drag. :56. Beyer springs up, dropkicking the oncoming Michaels. Both men quickly get up, Beyer tossing Shawn over his shoulder. Shawn lands on his feet and gives Beyer a clothesline. :53. Ryan springs up, giving Michaels a body slam. Beyer gives Shawn a sleeper hold, but Shawn quickly begins to stand. An elbow to the stomach would allow Shawn to send Ryan Beyer to the other side of the ring. :45. On his way back, Beyer clotheslines his opponent, carrying through and bouncing off the ropes again, giving an elbow drop. :39. Beyer takes a few seconds to watch the clock when Michaels gives him a german suplex, sending him crashing down on his neck, surprised by the attack. :32. Michaels locks in a single-leg crab lock, but Beyer quickly breaks free from it, not without eating up precious seconds on the clock. :27. Beyer springs up, ducking a clothesline and grabbing Shawn’s arm. He twists it, then gives Shawn a back body drop after converting to a hammerlock. :21. Shawn gets up a little slower, as does Beyer. The two begin matching each other with punches, until Beyer blocks one, laying a few down before Michaels responds with a shove. :14. Michaels dropkicks Beyer, then waiting for Beyer to stand up. Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music, but Ryan is able to duck, and gives a kick to the stomach. Michaels breaks off the Stolen Moments, sending Beyer across the ring. :5. The two both run at each other, each giving the other a clothesline. :3. They each lay on the ground stunned as they hear a buzzer go off.
Heyman gets into the ring and helps them each up. Paul Heyman: “Alright, now that you’re done, Shawn, if you would sign please?Michaels, who has a bit of sweat on his dress shirt, signs the contract and smirks. It is handed to Beyer, who quickly flips through it. He signs it, and from behind, he is struck down. Triple H and Randy have ambushed him. They go on stomping him while Shawn smirks, until Beyer’s partners, Sting and Batista, sprint down to the ring. Batista knocks Shawn down, and Sting pulls Orton off of Beyer. Triple H goes over to Batista, but is given a low blow by Beyer, allowing the Animal to clothesline Triple H hard. Sting finds himself clotheslined from behind as Michaels ambushes him, but Michaels is taken out by Batista and Randy by Beyer. Finally, ten to twenty security guards rush to the ring to break up the fighting before it gets any uglier. The two opposing factions scream at each other as the show goes to a commercial.
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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 18:37:20 GMT -5
10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
The show returns from commercial and standing in the ring already are Trevor Murdoch, Jay Lethal, John Cena, Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, and Shelton Benjamin. Suddenly "Diesel Blues" rocks the arena as "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel makes his way through the curtain. He raises one arm as sparks shoot up behind him from the ramp way. The fans react half and half to Diesel and he just smirks at them. He continues on down the ramp and as he enters the ring flames explode all across the stage. The cutain suddenly slings open and out walks "The Big Red Machine" Kane. He seems more angrier than ever as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring and immediately starts nailing people with lefts and rights.
As the men in the ring all begin to battle CM Punk comes rushing down the ramp. He quickly slides into the ring and nails Hogan with with a stiff drop kick. Hogan quickly goes falling backwards as Diesel lowers the top rope. "The Hulkster falls over the ropes and lands on the outside to be eliminated. "When I Was A Little Girl" by Billy Talent echos through the arena and Jay Hargeves steps out through the curtain. The fans quickly begin to boo as the men in the ring motion him on. Hargreves smirks at them all and takes off jogging to the ring. He slides in and quickly back kicks Austin. Austin rocks back and suddenly Diesel nails him with a big boot sendinh him over the top rope and eliminiating him from the match.
With two men quickly gone from the match, there are only eight men left. Murdoch battles Lethal in the corner and is trying to eliminate him. Kane and Diesel are going at it but they don't even affect eachother. CM Punk and Hargreves go at it in another corner as Cena nails Shelton with an F-U. Diesel and Kane quickly turn away from eachother and decide to go after the smaller guys. Kane picks a downed Shelton Benjamin up by the throat and chokeslams him to the outside eliminating him. Diesel now has Lethal in position for a power bomb and lifts him up. With great force he sends Lethal to the outside crashing into the barricades. Lethal is now eliminated and the refs try to help him to his feet. Murdoch nails Cena with a DDT and gets a descent reaction from the crowd. He drives his knees into Cena's back and begins to wear him down. Kane Irish whips Hargreves across the ring and goes for a close line. Hargreves ducks and Kane gets nailed with a spin kick. The big man is rocked and everyone else in the ring looks over at him. They all quickly move over to him and begin to lift him up.
Kane fights back with all he has and knocks Cena off of him. The other men in the ring still lift with all their power and Kane is almost over. Still fighting with all his power knocks Murdoch off of him. Kane suddenly begins to swing as hard and as fast as he can and he breaks free. He hits a throar thrust on Punk and sends him to the corner where Kane drives his elbow into his throat. Diesel is being attacked by Murdoch and Cena, but he quickly shakes them off. He nails Cena with a big boot and then drives Murdoch to the mat with a side walk slam. Diesel is now pumped up and raises one arm high in the air. He gets Murdoch in position for a power bomb and Diesel does a cut throat motion. He begins to lift Murdoch up but Cena breaks up the move. Diesel seems to be very angered now and nails Cena with a close line. He then takes Cena into the corner and begins to choke him with his massive boot. Shortly, Cena begins to turn purple in the face. Diesel looks on at Cena and begins to smile as he applies more and more pressure. Cena is about to pass out, but Diesel still chokes him.
On the other side of the ring Hargreves has just nailed Murdoch with a piledriver. Murdoch's neck almost seemed to snap as he quickly grasps it. Hargreves then begins to kick Murdoch in the back of the neck. Murdoch screams in pain but out of nowhere Hargreves is big booted to the mat by Kane. "The Monster" smirks at Hargreves and picks him up. He then drives him to the mat with a side walk slam. The fans approve Kane with a round of cheers. "The Monster" then raises his hand and awaits Hargreves to stand up. Jay slowly stumbles to his feet and Kane wraps his hand around Jay's throat. Jay's eyes grow big and he begins to fight out of the hold. Kane doesn't let go and suddenly lifts Jay up. As he is about to slam him down Hargreves kicks Kane in the groin. Kane quickly lets go and falls to the mat holding his groin. Jay then quickly begins to stomp away at Kane.
As Jay is stomping away at Kane, Murdoch is resting in one corner. In the other Diesel has Cena in the air, He then sends him to the outside with a jackknife powerbomb. The crowd begin to boo and Diesel flicks them all off. As he smiles Murdoch nails him across the back. It barely has any affect on "Big Daddy Cool" at all. Diesel turns around and nails Murdoch with a big right hand. Murdoch stumbles backwards and Diesel sends him off the ropes. As Murdoch comes bouncing back Diesel nails him with a big boot. Suddenly a figure emerges from the curtain with a microphone.
It is Raven standing at the top of the ramp. The men in the ring quickly look up at him and begin to wonder what exactly he is doing.
Raven: Blob! I know you can do it! Now eliminate these fools........come on blob!
Murdoch looks on at Raven and seems to have no idea as to what in the hell he is talking about. As Murdoch shrugs his shoulders he is suddenly knocked out of the ring by CM Punk. Raven suddenly slams down the mic and takes off to the back. Murdoch looks pissed as the men in the ring being to point and laugh at him. The crowd suddenly begins to chant "Blob......Blob......Blob.......Blob!" Murdoch takes off to the back as the men in the ring begin to fight once again.
Kane comes charging at Diesel with a close line but "Big Daddy Cool" ducks it. He sends Kane flying over the top rope to the outside. As Diesel looks on at the eliminated Kane, CM Punk and Hargreves suddenly grab hold of his legs. They then force him over the top rope onto the apron. Diesel will not go down so Hargreves takes off against the ropes. He fires back and nails Diesel with a drop kick. Diesel flies off the apron and crashes into the barricades.
Now it is down to the final two men. Hargeves ask Punk to just climb out so they could save their strength for Seven Deadly Sins, but he shakes his head no. He then quickly nails Jay in the jaw with a stiff punch. The two then begin to exchange blows back and fourth. Each blow rocks them back and fourth. Jay ducks a blow from Punk and nails him with a neck breaker. Jay quickly gets up and pulls CM Punk up. He then nails him with a stiff DDT. Punk holds his neck and crawls towards the ropes. Hargreves pushes him onto the apron and Punk slowly stands up. Hargreves bounces of the ropes and dives at Punk. CM Punk catches him and pulss him onto the apron beside him. Both men begin to exchange blows with one another. Jay slips and slmost falls. Punk then pulls him up and begins to kick him. Jay quickly grabs hold of CM Punk's head. He then rams it into his knee causing CM Punk to almost fall off the apron. Punk shakes the pain off and kicks Hargreves in the gut. He sets him up for the Pepsi Plunge, but right as he is about to drive Jay down he is flipped over. Jay sends Punk flying over his head and crashing to the outside. The match is over and Hargreves has won. Both men will be making it into the MITB match at Seven Deadly Sins. Both men lock eyes as Hargreves music bares through the arena. Winner: Jay Hargreves (and CM Punk)Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a hell of a match up we have just seen. All ten men put on a great effort and at the end the two with the greatest will came out on top.
Owens: Styles, both of these men here tonight are winners. They both get a spot in the MITB match at Seven Deadly Sins. Well folks, we'll be right back after this commercial break.[/center]
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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 18:39:21 GMT -5
The Saturday Nights Main event camera goes backstage down a winding hallway. The camera zooms past some employees and superstars, but it halts at a door. The camera zooms in on the nametag revealing “Ryan Beyer’s” office. The door flings open to show a table with a big black office chair. The chair has it’s back turned to the camera. Suddenly a voice is heard.Ryan Beyer: The show does not end tonight before 7 Deadly Sins. Wednesday, 9 o’clock, 8 central. Saturday Nights Main Event will unfold history before one of the deadliest Pay Per Views in the history of this business. The chair swings around revealing Ryan Beyer.Ryan Beyer: 7 Deadly Sins! What will happen on Wednesday as we bring to you a once in a life time special? The show must go on…The camera fades as it returns to the ring. All of the fans in the Saturday Night Main Event arena simultaniously jump to their feet when "One of a Kind" hits the PA System, marking the arrival of The Whole Dam Show. Fireworks blast in front of the titan tron, and out walks RVD from behind the curtain. "Rob....Van....Dam....!" The fans scream, pointing along with Van Dam. The Human Highlite Reel walks down to the ring casually, and slides under the ropes and into the ring. RVD points down the ramp, waiting for AJ Styles. The crowd erupts, and out walks The Phenominal one. AJ lifts his hood, and takes a peek at the crowd. He slaps his chest and performs his signature pose. Styles claps his hands together and continues his way down to the ring. Styles slides into the ring, and throws his hood off to pose once again. The flashbulbs go off left and right, as Styles and RVD pose together. Then, out of no where, the lights shut off. "Modest" blasts out of the speakers, as Shannon Moore and Jeff Hardy emerge from the tunnel. Moore's spike vest glows in the dark, as does Hardy's entire upper body. They pose together, as the flashbulbs pulse through out the entire arena. Hardy and Moore run together down to the ring, and slide under the ropes. Tag Team Match: &-VS-& Rob Van Dam & AJ Styles -VS- Jeff Hardy & Shannon Moore Moore goes on the out on to the ring apron, as does Rob Van Dam. The bell rings, and Styles and Hardy lock up. The Phenominal one pushes The Charasmatic Enigma back a few steps, and Hardy fires right back. Hardy pushes AJ back, and they break the lock up. They back up, and go to lock it up again, but AJ has other ideas. He takes the Enigma down with a double leg takedown, and locks in a side head lock. Hardy reaches his feet, and send Styles off the ropes. AJ comes firing back, and Hardy drops him with the shoulder block. Hardy attempts a somer-sault leg drop, but AJ dodges it. Hardy crashes down, and AJ attempts a somer-sault leg drop as well, only for Hardy to reverse it. Both men reach their feet, and Styles dropkicks Hardy down. The fans appluad the fast paced action put forth by both combatants. AJ walks to his corner and tags in Van Dam, and the fans applaud again. RVD runs over to Hardy, and meets him with a stiff kci kto the right side. Van Dam unloads on The Charasamatic Enigma with lefts and rights. Hardy is over whelmed, and Van Dam nails a picture perfect kick to the head! Hardy falls back in the corner, With his partner Shannon Moore behind him. Van Dam shoulder thrusts Hardy in the mid section, as Moore makes a blind tag to Hardy. RVD doesn't know, and hits the Enigma with another shoulder thrust while Moore climbs to the top. The Whole Dam show executes his signature back flip, and The Prince of Punk launches himself off the top rope. Van Dam comes completely around after the flip, only to be hit with a cross body block from the now legal Moore! Punk goes for the pin- 1...2... Van Dam kicks out. Moore stomps on RVD twice and walks over to the turnbuckle. Van Dam shots right up to his feet and chases Moore up the ropes. Moore punches Van Dam in the face, and RVD fires back with a stiff right.
RVD tries to suplex Shannon Moore all the way down, but to no evail. Moore shakes loose and nails RVD in the face again. Moore jumps off the top, and puts the stunned RVD on his shoulders. Moore walks over to his corner, and Jeff Hardy climbs up to the top. AJ Styles sees it coming, and runs across the ring. Styles knocks Hardy off the top rope, all the way to the floor! RVD twists on Moore's shoulders and flips it into a sunset pin- 1...2...3! It's over already! Moore gets up, shocked that the match has ended so soon. Moore runs up to RVD, and attempts to clothesline him, but RVD ducks it. Styles kicks the charging Moore in the gut, and plants him with a Styles Clash! "One of a Kind" blasts over the PA system again, as RVD and AJ Styles celebrate in the ring. Winners: Rob Van Dam & AJ StylesThey climb up on the turnbuckles, when their music stops. Instead, "Cool" begins to play. Out walk the Saturday Night Main Event World Tag Team Champions, Christopher Phenoix and Carlito. The champs stand on top of the stage, sarcastically clapping for thw inners of the match. They look at eachother. You can read Phenoix's lips say, "Good match. I could never do that!" They laugh, and Carlito lifts the mic.Carlito: Good job boys, you did really good. That was an intense, what, 4 minute match? You showed those two little glow in the dark rejects who's boss, eh? "Carlito looks at his partner, and they laugh again. Phenoix says, "That was a good one!" The World Tag Team Champions high five and Carlito goes back to what he was saying.Carlito: "I can tell you guys have been training hard. And you should, because at 7 Deadly Sins, you're going to be involved in a match for these World Tag Team Championships."The champions raise their belts high into the air. Phenoix blows his breath on his, and rubs his shirt on his, as if he is shining it up. Carlito smiles and raises the mic again.Carlito: "That's right. At 7 Deadly Sins, it's going to be Rob Van Dam & AJ Styles, vs. Silent Zero & Kane, vs. Christopher Phenoix and Carlito. See you there."Carlito drops the mic, as "Cool" blasts out of the speakers again. The champs high five eachother again, and walk back down the tunnel.
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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 18:54:07 GMT -5
The camera pans through the sold out Long Beach Sports Arena in Long Beach ,California. The fans arise to the sound of familiar ECW theme begins to rattle through the P.A. system. Out from behind the black curtain comes the cocky Paul Heyman along with his intense new group, The Extremist. Heyman says his hands as the black trench coat moves back and forth. Paul enters the ring, microphone in hand as Jay Hargreves and Muhammad Hassan stand behind him.Paul: Ladies and gentlemen, do I have some good news for you. As you all know, we are one week away from the most mind-boggling pay per view in Saturday Nights Main Event history! Many matches will be held, and many titles defended. But, my friends, your leader of The Extremist has one more title. The Custom Championship! John Cena has held this title for too long. I want to see him suffer. So at Mandalay Bay, Cena will defend his title. Against none other than Jay Lethal, and my boy, JAY HARGREVES!The crowd goes wild.Paul: Above the reef Cena, you will fall to the extreme! Kurt Angle’s “You Suck” begins echoing through the arena. He walks through the curtain, holding his arms out. He spins once before pointing to the sky, a sea of pyrotechnics flaming off behind him. He continues on down the ramp, twitching his neck from side to side. He slides into the ring, holding his arms out again and spinning in circles, a resonating “woo” flying from his throat.
Muhammed Hassan’s music screams at the crowd, but, waiting, they see no Hassan. He slides in from behind Angle and attacks him from behind, a flurry of punches taking the Olympic Champion down. Submission Match: -VS- Kurt Angle -VS- Muhammed Hassan After Angle throws him off and recovers, Kurt stands, and the two have a stare-off before turning away from each other. Muhammed Hassan knocks Kurt Angle back with a right. Kurt Angle returns the favor. Muhammed Hassan nails Angle again. Kurt hits Muhammed Hassan in the face with one of his own. Kurt Angle fires back with rights and lefts. He tries to irish whip Hassan, but Chris reverses it. Muhammed Hassan tries to hit a clothesline, Kurt Angle ducks it, bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee. Muhammed Hassan goes down. Kurt Angle takes advantage and pummels Muhammed Hassan to the mat. Kurt Angle stops after a few shots, Muhammed Hassan staggers to his feet. Kurt Angle grabs him by the head but Muhammed Hassan reverses it catching Kurt Angle in the gut with a heavy right. Kurt Angle backs off as Muhammed Hassan unloads on him. Muhammed Hassan gives Kurt Angle a press slam. He taunts him with a pose and Kurt Angle backs off looking pissed as ever. Kurt Angle points his finger at Muhammed Hassan, Kurt Angle charges towards him. Muhammed Hassan catches him with a hiptoss. He gets up and receives another. Kurt Angle slowly gets off the mat to receive nothing other than another hiptoss. Kurt Angle leans against the ropes and Muhammed Hassan takes him out with a clothesline. Angle falls and trips on the outside as Muhammed Hassan smirks in the ring, arrogant and cocky. Kurt Angle looks at Muhammed Hassan, his eyes fixated on his. He grabs the 2nd rope and gets back into the ring before the count of 4. Muhammed Hassan attempts to grab Kurt Angle, when Kurt Angle shows an aggressive tactic grabbing Muhammed Hassan by the throat. Kurt Angle takes Muhammed Hassan down to the canvas and chokes the life out of him. Kurt Angle punches on Muhammed Hassan some more. He brings him to his feet and nails a suplex. Kurt Angle runs against the ropes and nails a dropping knee lift to the forehead of Muhammed Hassan. He goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Kurt Angle runs Muhammed Hassan into the corner. Kurt Angle charges towards Muhammed Hassan attempting a clothesline, Muhammed Hassan gets his shoulder up and Kurt Angle gets knocked right in the mouth. Kurt Angle spits up a tiny bit of blood. Muhammed Hassan picks up Kurt Angle and leans him into the corner. Walls of Muhammed Hassan gets into a stance and repeatedly rams his shoulder into Kurt Angle's gut. Muhammed Hassan suplexes Kurt Angle out of the corner onto the mat. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Kurt Angle kicks out. Muhammed Hassan pulls Kurt Angle by the hair. Kurt Angle screams in pain as he complains to the referee. The referee immediately tells Muhammed Hassan to lay off, and Muhammed Hassan argues with the referee that he didn't grab Kurt Angle by the hair. Meanwhile, Kurt Angle is on his knees. Muhammed Hassan brushes the referee of and turns his attentions back towards Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle low blows Muhammed Hassan, and the referee tells Kurt Angle, he will disqualify him if he pulls a stunt like that again. Kurt Angle begins stomping away at Muhammed Hassan. The crowd is not liking either of the two. Muhammed Hassan and Kurt Angle continue to get booed or if anything a cheer or two from about 100 of the 10,000 fans in attendance. Angle steps to the feet of Chris, grabbing an ankle. Kurt Angle twists and twists, but Hassan refuses to tap out. Hassan nails a foot to the jaw of Kurt, sending him backwards. When both recover, Hassan quickly finds himself in another sticky situation. He is kicked in the stomach and given the Angle Slam. After this, Hassan feels a slight tugging at his leg, followed by an intense pain. The eyes close as Kurt Angle causes Muhammed Hassan to pass out. The match is over, Angle has won.Winner: Kurt Angle
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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 19:15:39 GMT -5
The show returns from commercial break as the fifteen foot steel cage is being lowered from the ceiling down onto the ring. As the cage gets lower and lower a spotlight shines on it and strobe lights go off all throughout the arena. As the cage is finally lowered and connected to the ring a green glow fills the arena.
"Are You Ready?" echos through the arena as a soft familiar rythm sounds out. Suddenly "Break It Down" blares through the speakers. The famous Degeneration X theme song blares through the arena as the Degenerate himself, Triple H comes through the curtain crotch chopping. He is dressed in his usual wrestling gear, but the logo on his trunks is green. He is wearing the trademark Degeneration X t-shirt and carries a bottle of water in one hand. The crowd reacts with cheers and boos as Triple H makes his way down the ramp. He spits burst of water into the air as he walks and crotch chops at the same time. As Triple H makes his way to ringside he climbs up on the steps. He then takes a drink of water and tosses the bottle into the sea of fans. He holds both arms up and begins crotch chopping while spitting a mist of water into the air. The crowd cheers him on as he enters the steel cage.
The lights quickly cut out as Triple H tosses his shirt over the cage. A massive sound of cheers bursts out as thunder starts to pound through the arena. Lightning flashes and the Stunger lets out a "Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!" The fans cheer even louder. The lightning begins to flash more and more as something is spotted in the ring behind Hunter.
Suddenly the thunder stops and the lightning remains to flash. The Stinger's voice sounds out and Hunter begins to get worried.Sting: Hunter............where am I? Where am I Hunter? Am I here?The spotlight shines into the rafters and nothing is there.Sting: Am I here Hunter?The spotlight then shines into the crowd and Sting is nowhere to be found. Hunter beings to worry more and more and begins to yell for Sting.Sting: Or.........am I right........behind.........you! Cage Match -VS- Triple H -VS- Sting The lights suddenly flash on and Sting nails Triple H. The crowd is going wild as the Stinger erupts on Hunter. He hits him with punches, kicks, and chops. He then grabs hold of Triple H anf sends him crashing into the wall of the cage. The Stinger then stomps away at HHH who is scurrying away as fast as he can. Sting stops and allows Triple H to regain his composure. The Stinger then raies both his hands to his mouth and lets out a yell. The crowd cheers back at him at the top of thier lungs. As Sting turns around he is met by HHH. The two begin exchanging blows and Hunter drives Sting into the corner. He then drives his shoulders hard into Sting's abdomen.
Sting yells in pain but quickly absorbs all the blows. Triple H begins to nail Sting right in the jaw. He then chops away at the Stinger's chest. With every blow, Sting seems to take the pain like it is nothing. HHH looks worried as Sting pounds on his chest like an ape. Suddenly Sting flexes and a scowl appears across his face. He shoves HHH into the corner and begins to pound away. He nails him in the get with a few kicks and jogs to the opposite side of the ring. Sting yells and takes off running. He leaps into the air and comes crashing down on HHH with a Stinger Splash. The fans are going wild as the Stinger lets out a yell. He then grabs HHH by the hair and tries to slam him head first into the cage. HHH blocks it and slams Stig face first into the steel. His paint begins to wear off and HHH slams him head first into the steel again. Sting falls to the mat and HHH does a crotch chop. It brings an anger into the Stinger and he quickly gets to his feet. He quickly begins chopping away at HHH. He then locks HHH in a sleeper.
As Triple H tries to escape, Sting applies more and more pressure. Triple looks a little purple in the face, so in desperation he drops to the mat and nails Sting with a jaw breaker. The Stinger stumbles backwards and HHH slowly gets up. He sends Sting off the ropes and nails him with a high knee to the face. Sting holds his face as HHH drops a knee into Sting's chest. Triple then stomp's away at Sting's legs and locks in an inverted Indian deathlock. Sting writhes in pain as HHH applies the pressure onto him. With all of his might, Sting kicks HHH off of him. Both men quickly crawl to the ropes and pull themselves up.
They circle eachother in the center of the ring and lock up. Both men push with all their might but neither of them budge. They break the hold and Sting locks HHH in a head lock. HHH quickly breaks out and locks in a hammer lock. Sting reverses it and goes for a close line. Triple H ducks and kicks Sting in the gut. He then quickly nails a pedigree. He spots the opportunity and begins to climb the cage. The Stinger quickly leaps up and snatches HHH down. He then begins to stomp away at Hunter.
HHH beckons for help and both Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels come storming down the ramp. Orton climbs the cage as Shawn opens the door. Orton dives off the top of the cage onto Sting as Michales enters the cage. The ref can't call for a DQ because cage matches are no disqualifications. Orton pulls Sting to his feet and HBK nails him with a Sweet Chin Music. Sting is knocked out and suddenly Batista comes storming down the ramp with Beyer by his side. The two men enter the cage and begin to go at it with Orton and Michaels.
As all the men brawl in the ring HHH and Sting begin to climb the cage. The both make it to the top right beside eachother. The step over the edge and start hitting one another. Sting grabs HHH by the back of the hair and suddenly leaps off the side of the cage. Joey Styles and Austin Owens take off running as the two men come crashing down through the announce table. At the sound of the table breaking all the men suddenly stop fighting. They look on at the wreckage as Triple H and Sting lay there unconcious. The cage begins to raise as a group of officials rush out from the back. They break up the fight and go over to check on the two unconcious men.
The men all stop fighting and rush over to help their team mates. Shawn and Orton pick up Hunter and carefully take him backstage. At the same time, Beyer and Batista help Sting to the back.Winner: Draw!Styles: Well folks.......we've just seen a great match, but unfortunately there was no winner. Both men came crashing through our table and the match was declared a draw.
Owens: Things are heating up Joey......everything will all boil down to Seven......Deadly.........Sins!
Styles: We'll be right back after this commercial break folks, so stay tuned!
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Post by Ryan Beyer on Jun 17, 2006 19:18:20 GMT -5
The show returns and the camera shows Paul Heyman’s office, as he steps out.
Paul Heyman: “Good, you’re here. I have an announcement. Ladies and Gentlemen, the participants in my Coliseum match are going to be Randy Orton and Sting. The match won’t end easy boys. It will be long and painful. Good luck!”
Heyman returns to his office as the camera shifts to the arena, where the main event is about to take place. Two synthesizer hits occur in half-note length, then four in quarter-note length. Blaring through the arena, the voices of the village people begin singing “C-O-R-N! It‘s good to rub down with C-O-R-N!” A spotlight shines in the top corner of the arena, showing Corn Huskers with a girdle on. He begins sliding down to the ring, finally hitting it as four fans who have been selected from the audience come in to do the corn dance with him, shaping their bodies to the letters C, O, R, and N. Behind them, Corn Huskers lotion explodes from the ground, covering them. This would turn a guy on, if they all weren’t over eighty. One breaks her hip from the impact, and is rushed form the arena, until the ambulance crashes into the side of the stage.
Oddly enough, Raven’s introduction includes fire at the side of the stage, so the ambulance ends up exploding, fat old woman exploding everywhere. The lights have dimmed, so no one can see that her woman parts have landed on some poor teenage boy’s head, and he has promptly jumped over the barrier, slit his throat, and killed himself. Raven emerges from the fire, and holds his arms out to the side in the shape of a cross as “Choke” by Kazy plays. He continues down to the ring, looking his partner over, then turning to face the stage as “Message in a Bottle” by the Police begins playing.
Mr. Sock emerges in earmuffs, with a microphone.Mr. Sock: “Hey you stupid arabs, turn the right song on!”And so it has begun. The lawyers are already hard at work. Mr. Sock makes it to the bottom of the ramp when Fall Out Boy’s “Dance Dance” begins playing. Mr. Sock turns around and rushes back to the control area, where his voice is still heard on microphone without him knowing it.Mr. Sock: “Dumbasses, why don’t you go blow yourselves up? And while you’re at it, be hugging every emo band in the world. Now play the right damn song!”Finally, Mr. Sock pushes the right button and the Red Hot Chili Peppers explode through the arena with “Throw Away Your Television.” Mr. Sock walks out once more to an insane amount of cheers, until there is an explosion in the top balcony. A head flies across the ring, wearing a turban. Everyone is silent until Mr. Sock is seen laughing his head off, saying many racist comments against Muslims. Mr. Sock continues into the ring, waiting for his partner.
Chris Jericho’s countdown begins, but his voice quickly cuts through the sounds. The lights come up, and Jericho is shown on the stage, pacing back and forth.Chris Jericho: “You know what, no. There is no way I’m getting in the ring with some assclown bottle of jizz and an assclown sock with eyes. I’m the fucking world champion! I am the most important person in this arena! I refuse to get in the ring with you douchebags. I’ve got better things to do.”
Raven: “You know what Jericho? This is typical of you. You’re just committing another one of the deadly sins. Pride. You’re too proud, assclown!” -VS- Raven & Corn Husker's Lotion -VS- Chris Jericho & Mr. Sock The lights go down and Jericho is soon found in the ring, a trail of blood from the top of the ramp to Raven’s hands. Chris Jericho is bleeding at the forehead, but he has already begun his fight back. He causes Raven to stumble backwards with an unexpected elbow to the stomach, allowing Jericho to stand up. Corn Huskers and Mr. Sock have been sent to their corners, and Jericho faces Raven eye to eye. A look of disgust comes over Chris Jericho’s face, as he charges at Raven, clotheslining him hard. Jericho begins stomping at Raven even as he gets up. Raven has killed his family, revenge is the only thing Chris wants.
Raven finds himself taken down by a dropkick, Jericho jumping on him and pounding at his face. The world champion is out here to avenge the deaths of his wife and daughter. Raven pushes Jericho off, springing up to find Jericho charging him. Raven clubs Jericho, knocking him down. After a kick in the side, Jericho gets up and jumps on Raven, being flipped over and landing on his back. The blood still trickling from his forehead, Jericho must be on guard. He rolls to avoid an elbow drop, then gets up to begin his own assault. Chris Jericho takes his opponent down in rage, then notices the blood dripping down his forehead, and goes for a tag.
Mr. Sock enters the ring to a standing Raven, who isn’t prepared to take such hard punches from a sock. Of course, these are accompanied by midgets running through the ring with multicolored signs reading “Bam! Smack! Wow!” and the likes. Raven falls and is dragged to his corner by Mr. Sock, where he makes the tag. Corn Huskers comes in, and gets right in Mr. Socks face. He gives the sock his best bitch slap, and Mr. Sock follows suit. Both stand their with their hand on their faces and then go into a slapping fight like a bunch of little girls. A man in the front row shouts “pussies!”
Both turn to him, and he realizes that was stupid. He is a bodybuilder in a rainbow shirt that reads “Gay Pride.” Mr. Sock jumps over the top rope, and brings this man over the barrier. He wraps the gay man in a ball, then kicks him, the man having a pole shoved into his butt as he flies. He is heard screaming in pleasure, until Corn Huskers shoots him. Back into the ring for both, where they square off again. Mr. Sock is dropkicked, but gets up quickly. Corn Huskers finds himself clotheslined, and his legs are soon grabbed, even though he doesn’t really have any. He is whipped across the ring, landing face first in a corner. Lotion spits out his top, landing on a girl in the front row. Shortly after, her boyfriend, oddly resembling OJ Simpson, and thinking she’s cheated on him, kills her and runs out, hitting his head on an air conditioner hanging in the middle of the aisle.
Policemen who must be over eighty chase him as he leisurely walks away. Back in the ring again, Mr. Sock has begun smashing Husker’s head into the turnbuckle, then gives him a hard smack across the chest. Mr. Sock whips Huskers across the ring, but Huskers reverses it, sending Mr. Sock into the corner. Mr. Sock prepares himself for a hard slap across the chest, but rather is turned around and literally gets his ass kicked. Corn Huskers decides that it is time to tag in Raven, and does so, which gives Mr. Sock time to recuperate. He rolls through Raven’s legs, making the tag to Chris Jericho.
Finally, your anonymous writer can be serious again. Thank goodness. And why be anonymous? I don’t need my house blown up or to be mugged, as you’ll see later in the match. Raven and Jericho are back in the ring, Raven giving Jericho many right hands in succession, obviously trying to open the wound further. Raven forces Jericho into the corner, where he takes a swing that is ducked, and then is dropkicked into the corner himself. After a short pounding, Jericho lifts Raven so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle, punching away. Raven finds himself lifted high, then he and Jericho come crashing down in a superplex.
Jericho lays for a few seconds, then rolls over to attempt a pin. One. . . two. . . Raven kicks out in the knick of time. Raven and Jericho slowly arise, Jericho exhausted from his wound, and Raven hurting from the superplex. Neither man has the energy to stay in the ring right now, so they both go to tag in their partners. Mr. Sock climbs to the top turnbuckle, Corn Huskers running at him. Huskers is almost dropkicked, but OJ Simpson, who is still slowly walking away from the police intercepts the blow without him planning to do so. He falls over, wearing a bloody glove.
Mr. Sock is pissed, so he springs off of the ropes and gives Huskers a bicycle kick. Huskers springs up, responding with a dropkick of his own. The two men run at each other, giving the other a clothesline. Huskers lands in the corner inhabited by Jericho, and Mr. Sock lands in Raven’s corner. Raven and Jericho both climb to the top rope to take out their respective opponents. Raven gives Mr. Sock a leg drop, but Jericho played it smart and jumped all the way to Raven, giving him a hard dropkick. Corn Huskers gets up, and sees everyone on the ground before Jericho gets up. Jericho shoves Huskers in the corner, giving him a jab to the elbow that causes him to sit down.
Jericho begins kicking at Corn Huskers’ head, finally being torn off my the referee. Jericho turns to find Raven waiting for him, then running at him and tackling him into the corner, which has been evacuated by Huskers. Raven gives Jericho a piledriver, ready to go for the pin. Raven goes for it, one. . . two. . . kickout. Both Corn Huskers and Mr. Sock have entered the ring, Corn Huskers taking out the referee. Mr. Sock is about to take Huskers down when he begins feeling in his pockets. He turns around, and the lawyers have already gotten ready.Mr. Sock: “Hey, that stupid negro took my wallet! Come here you illiterate slave!”Mr. Sock jumps over the top rope, landing on the black man’s neck, choking him to death. Mr. Sock drives a small cross into his chest, then pours gasoline all over him. Mr. Sock sets the cross on fire, which spreads to the rest of the man. Mr. Sock hops over the barrier to find Corn Huskers ready to battle. The two battle outside, while inside the ring Jericho is getting up, and stumbling from the loss of blood. He faints, and Raven steps in front of him, with his back to Jericho, and stretches his arms out. Jericho springs up, bouncing off the ropes, and grabbing Raven’s head, giving him a bulldog.
Raven flips over as Jericho runs to the ropes parallel to Raven, jumping backwards in a backflip, giving his opponent the Lionsault. Jericho wastes no time in pinning as the referee awakens, making the count, one. . .two. . .three.Winner: Chris Jericho & Mr. SockThe camera shows Raven and Jericho both knocked out, as it fades to the SNME logo.A Note From The Lawyers: The views of Mr. Sock and Corn Huskers do not reflect the views of Saturday Night's Main Event in any way, other than completely. We apologize for any material that may have been found offensive. . . but not really. You've only got the right to be offended if you are black, gay, or an arab, and if you are any of those things, you are a lesser form of life and therefore your opinion doesn't count. Muhaha. Muhaha indeed. |
[/i][/td][/tr][/table] OOC: I'm not gonna say I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but it was all a joke. I don't feel that way about any of the groups of people above. So I'll say this: No offense.[/center]
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