Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 11, 2006 10:21:16 GMT -5
Event: Saturday Night's Main Event
Date: 10'th June 2006
Location: American Bank Center, Corpus Christi, Texas
As the show opens, the camera pans around the slam-packed American Bank Center. The fans are going wild as "Always" by Saliva blasts through the P.A. system. Huge pyros begin to go off around the stage as the camera pans over to it. As the pyros stop the shot switches over to the broadcast booth with commentators Joey Styles and Austin Owens.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Saturday Night's Main Event! Once again, I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens. You've all heard it through the week. Tonight, in out main event, Batista takes on young Randy Orton in a street fight!
Styles: This is going to be one brutal match-up Owens, but look at what else we've got. Kurt Angle takes on Jay Hargreves, Eddie Guerrero takes on Shelton Benjamin, Chris Jericho has Degeneration X as the special guests on the highlight reel!
Owens: This night can't get any better Joey so lets get this thing started!
Money In The Bank Qualifier
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Eddie Guerrero vs. Shelton Benjamin
"Ain't No Stoppin' Me, NO!" is heard blasting out of the speakers to mark the arrival of Shelton Benjamin. The South Carolina native quickly walks down the ramp, and slides under the ropes. He climbs up the turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. The fans cheer, and Benjamin jumps down.
The fans look to wards the entrance ramp, just as "Viva La Raza" starts to play over the PA system. Eddie Guerrero comes rolling out in his lowrider, much to the delight of the sold out crowd. The hydraulics bounce the car up and down, as Eddie smiles. Finally, he exits the car and high fives the fans as he walks down the ramp. He slides under the ropes, and poses on the turnbuckle as the thousands of flashbulbs go off. Eddie climbs down, and the bell is rung. The two combatants stare each other down, and it is Shelton that makes the first move. He goes for a clothesline, but Eddie was ready for it. He ducked Benjamin's clothesline attempt, and dropkicked him in the back. Shelton went bouncing off the ropes, and Guerrero locked in a sleeper hold.
It was short lived though, as Shelton reversed it with a back suplex. Both men reached their feet at the same time, and exchanged lefts and rights. Benjamin nailed Eddie with a kick to the stomach, followed by a double axe handle to the upper back. Shelton ran into the ropes, as Eddie played possum. Eddie drop-toe holded Shelton, and locked in a single leg crab. Eddie was really cranking it, as Shelton tried to reach the ropes in agony. Eddie tried to pull Benjamin away from the ropes, but it was too late. Shelton had grabbed the bottom rope, and the referee made Guerrero break the hold. Eddie quickly bounced off the ropes opposite of Benjamin, and dropkicked his downed opponent in the gut. Shelton flew under the ropes and out the the mats outside.
Eddie taunted and posed for the fans, before climbing up the the top rope. Guerrero waited for Shelton to reach his feet, and jumped. But Benjamin saw it coming, and dodged Eddie's high flying maneuver. Guerrero crashed down on the guard rail, driving all of the wind out of him. Both men were on the outside, catching their breath. The referee counted loudly, "1............2.............." Shelton picked up Eddie and slammed his face off the guard rail, before sliding him in the ring and going for the cover. The referee counted- 1.....2...... Kick out! Shelton looked frustrated and picked Eddie up by the hair. Shelton's chops to Eddie's chest echoed through out the arena as the fans shouted, "WOO!" Shelton whipped Guerrero into the ropes, and connected with a devastating powerslam. Shelton went for the cover again- 1....2.... He kicked out again!
Shelton really looked angry this time. He stomped on Eddie a few times before climbing up to the top rope. Shelton waited for Eddie to reach his feet. But he had waited too long. Benjamin leaped from the top rope, and Eddie dropkicked him in the stomach. Shelton hit the ring floor hard, holding his midsection and screaming in pain. Eddie got up smiling, and went for the pin on Shelton. 1.....2..... No! Shelton was able to get the shoulder up at the last second. Now Eddie had tat frustrated look on his face. He grabbed Benjamin by the head and brought him over to the corner. Now it was Eddie's chops surging through out the arena. Shelton winced in pain, as Eddie nailed him with three straight right hands. Latino Heat picked up Benjamin, and set him on the top rope. Eddie climbed up to, and posed for the crowd before executing a picture perfect hurricanrana all the way day. Eddie crawled over to Shelton and placed his arm over his downed opponent. The referee got into position and began the count. 1.....2..... He kicked out again!
Eddie couldn't believe it. He gathered himself and picked Benjamin up again. Eddie was about to whip him off the ropes, but Benjamin countered it with a T-Bone Suplex! He went for the cover- 1.....2...... Kick out! Shelton couldn't believe Eddie kicked out, and went for the pinfall again. 1.....2..... Another kick out! Benjamin looked really angry. He stomped on Guerrero and stood back, waiting for Latino Heat to reach his feet. When he did, Benjamin pounced. He threw a kick, but Eddie caught his leg, and spun him around. This was just what Benjamin had expected, and threw another kick in an attempt to hit the Dragon Whip. But this was also just what Eddie had expected, and he grabbed Benjamin from behind in a roll up. 1.....2...... So close! Eddie bounced off the ropes as Shelton was reaching his feet, and connected with a clothesline. Benjamin was down, and Eddie climbed to the top rope. Latino Heat took too long posing for the cameras though, and Shelton had time to recover. He ran and jumped up top rope in one leap, and tried to suplex Latino Heat all the way down. But Eddie countered it. He punched Benjamin in the gut, and flipped over his back. Both men came crashing down when Eddie hit a perfect Sunset Powerbomb off the top rope. Eddie went for the cover- 1......2.......3!
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
"Viva La Raza" pounded out of the speakers again, this time signifying Guerrero's win. The referee raised the exhausted Guerrero's hand, as the fans begin to cheer Eddie on as he walks to the back.
Money In The Bank Qualifier
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Silent Zero vs. Muhammad Hassan
In the arena, the lights dim and Silent Zero’s music hits the PA system. The lights turn a shade of blue and the mysterious newcomer strides out onto the stage, straight out and down the ramp. He doesn’t halt to acknowledge the fans, just rolls in and crouches in the corner, seeming slightly frantic. A Muslim prayer call is played over the speakers, and turns into an Arabic drum beat. Muhammad Hassan rises up from the stage in praying position. He rises up slowly and throws off his headdress. He starts walking to the ring with a purpose, trash talking all the way down the ramp. He gets into the ring, cockily and smirks at Silent Zero. Zero gets up and Hassan slaps him in the face as the bell rings
Zero turns round following the slap and takes down Hassan. Zero is mounting him and just striking him with various lefts and rights, pummelling Hassan’s body all over. Zero gets up, dragging Hassan with him and slaps him in the chest. Hassan hops around in pain, and as he comes back round again, he gets a stiff forearm, then a deep arm drag into an armbar. Hassan gets up, still locked in the manoeuvre and scores with a rake to the eyes. The referee disciplines Hassan but he ignores it and boots Zero in the side of the head, sending him against the bottom rope.
Hassan walks over, and holds the top rope, and proceeds to boot wash against Zero’s face. He does it twice, but the third time his foot is caught, and Zero throws Hassan over, trying to put in an ankle lock but Hassan kicks back and knocks Zero off. Hassan scrambles up but Zero is back on his feet and lunges at Hassan again, he wants his spot at Money in the Bank. Hassan manages to roll out the ring, and Zero starts to stalk him outside the ring. Hassan grabs the microphone from ringside and rolls in, while Zero stays on the outside
HASSAN: Whoa! Whoa, hold up Zero, this is a good clean match, you’re all over me
Zero just nods, as his mouth is sowed shut
HASSAN: We don’t need to be so violent, so why don’t you just come in, and we’ll have a clean match
Zero looks around as the crowd egg him to decline this, and he goes with the fans! Zero shakes his head and begins to climb the steps
HASSAN: Well, if you want to get extreme, then you want to be an extremist. Well, Zero, you are looking at the NEWEST Extremists, hahaha
At that moment, Jay Hargreves hops the guard rail behind Zero and he rams Zero’s head into the ring post! Paul Heyman hops it the other side, and slides into the ring, clocking the referee! He shakes hands with Hassan and ushers him to Zero. Hargreves rolls Zero in and Hassan spits in his face, as Hargreves climbs to the top rope. He flips off the fans and hits a shooting star leg drop! Hargreves laughs and hugs Hassan, who turns the unconscious Zero over and locks in the Camel Clutch! Hargreves gets on the mat and in Zero’s face as Heyman calls for the bell! The Extremists have screwed Silent Zero over!
Hassan doesn’t let it go, but Hargreves gets up and grabs the microphone
HARGREVES: Everybody in the back, THIS is an example of what happens when you cross us. But what I want, is something for myself. I want something I was screwed out of in NHBWO –the Custom Championship. Seven Deadly Sins, whoever the champion is then, I want YOU at Caesar’s Palace, with Paul Heyman ruling over the Hardcore Kingdom for the Custom Title. But until then, there is still an open invite to come and join us. Because if we have to come to you, you will be like Zero here. Stone cold DEAD
Hassan lets go and all 3 raise arms as we go to commercial
Joey Styles: "Oh man, what a match the Money in the Bank Stairs match is looking to be!"
Austin Ownes: "I agree Joey, just look at the four competitors! Angle and Murdoch qualified last week, and we have 2 new additions in Eddie Guerrero and Muhammed Hassan."
Joey Styles: "I know who I'm going with, Eddie Guerrero. He has the most experience in ladder matches, and will prove it here."
Austin Owens: "I'm going with the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle."
Joey Styles: "Well we'll see, and now back to the show."
Austin Ownes: "I agree Joey, just look at the four competitors! Angle and Murdoch qualified last week, and we have 2 new additions in Eddie Guerrero and Muhammed Hassan."
Joey Styles: "I know who I'm going with, Eddie Guerrero. He has the most experience in ladder matches, and will prove it here."
Austin Owens: "I'm going with the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle."
Joey Styles: "Well we'll see, and now back to the show."
In their office, the 3 co-owners are huddled around something the camera cannot see
HEYMAN: This is great, this is so great
MICHAELS: Whoever gets this is going to be happy about it
BEYER: guys, I think it's done
All three men step back to reveal a gold award with "Whammy" written on it. The camera shows all 3 men smiling and nodding, as a voiceover starts
V/O: Friday 23'rd June from Ceaser's Palace, Las Vegas, SNME present the first ever SNME Whammy Awards. Who wil win "Wrestler of the Half Year"? Which event will win "Event of the Half-Year"? Can we even have a "Tag Team of the Half Year". Featuring all your favourite superstars and live performances from artists such as The Dave Matthews Band, Saliva, Motorhead, and an exclusive duet from Fall Out Boy and Killswitch Engage plus many more. and for all the latest information, keep checking the SNME Bulletin Board plus keep watching SNME TV
[/color]HEYMAN: This is great, this is so great
MICHAELS: Whoever gets this is going to be happy about it
BEYER: guys, I think it's done
All three men step back to reveal a gold award with "Whammy" written on it. The camera shows all 3 men smiling and nodding, as a voiceover starts
V/O: Friday 23'rd June from Ceaser's Palace, Las Vegas, SNME present the first ever SNME Whammy Awards. Who wil win "Wrestler of the Half Year"? Which event will win "Event of the Half-Year"? Can we even have a "Tag Team of the Half Year". Featuring all your favourite superstars and live performances from artists such as The Dave Matthews Band, Saliva, Motorhead, and an exclusive duet from Fall Out Boy and Killswitch Engage plus many more. and for all the latest information, keep checking the SNME Bulletin Board plus keep watching SNME TV
The camera shows all 3 owners walking out the door
HBK: I wonder who'll win owner of the year, heh...
Beyer and Heyman shoot him dirty looks as the camera fades to black.[/center]
Styles: Laides and Gentlemen, what a night it has been already. We've seen some great match-ups tonight, but get ready for an even better one.
Owens: That's right folks, its SNME's own Olympic Gold Medalist taking on the extremist, Jay Hargreves.
The Debut of Jay Hargreves!
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Jay Hargreves vs. Kurt Angle
"Medal" blasts through the P.A. and the fans quickly jump to their feet screaming. Kurt Angle slings open the black curtain and comes walking out onto the stage. He looks to be in a very angry mood as he looks around at the eager crowd. Suddenly he raises both arms as massive red, white, and blue pyros explode behind him in the shaps of "A"s. Angle lowers his arms and begins to walk down the ramp. He shakes his head and bounces around a bit. He then begins to walk up the stiars. He aggressively enters the ring and bounces off the rope a few times. He looks into the cameras and lets out a yell revealing a black mouth piece with the word "Intensity" written across it. As Angle pulls on his straps the crowd begins to die down. Kurt begins to look impatient as he waits for his opponent.
The sound of "When I Was A Little Girl" by Billy Talent echos through the arena as "The Extemeist" Jay Hargreves makes his way out onto the stage. Along side him is Paul Heyman and their newest member Muhammed Hassan. The three walk down the ramp with a very cocky attitude. Heyman looks to be very pleased with his group of talent recently acquired. Hassan and Hargeves slide into the ring and Angle motions for them to bring it on. The two smile at him and the ref immediately motions for Heyman and Hassan to head to the back. Heyman looks to be angered and motions for Hassan to come on. The two begin to head up the ramp as Angle aggressively begins to strike Jay.
The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Jay recieves a few more blows from Angle before putting up his arms to block them. Angle then lifts Jay up around the waist and drives him into the mat. He quickly locks in an ameatur wrestling hold and Hargreves attempts to break it. After a few seconds Angle releases it and stands up. Jay does also as they both lock up. Both men push with all of their aggressive force but it does no good. Jay suddenly breaks the lock and sends Angle down with a drop toe hold. As Angle crashes to the mat, Jay drops an elbow across his neck. Angle writhes in pain and quickly gets to his feet. Both men begin to circle each other and Anlge suddenly dives for Jay's ankle. He grabs hold of it and yanks him to the mat. As Jay falls, Anlge goes for his painful ankle lock but somehow Jay manages to escape. He slides out of the ring and begins to walk around on the outside.
Inside the ring Angle is begging for Jay to come back in, but Jay just smiles at him. A fan starts to yell at Jay, but in return is slapped across the face. Jay laughs at the fan and looks back at Angle who has just slid out of the ring. Jay looking in a panic slides into the ring and Angle follows. Angle is sent off the ropes and Jay hits him with a stiff dropkick to the jaw. Angle goes down, but not for long. He is already up and stalking Jay. As Jay thinks about his next move Angle crouches down. He motions for Jay to come at him and he does. Angle suddenly snaps up and sends Jay flying over his head with a belly to belly suplex.
By this time, the fans are going wild. Angle locks onto Jay from behind him and begins to mat wrestle him. He uses all of his great ameatur stlye to wear Hargreves down. It slowly begins to take affect on him, but it is working. Jay breaks free from the hold and makes it to his feet. He teasingly slaps Angle across the face and spits at him. He kicks and Angle catches it. He tries to goe for the ankle lock, but Jay delivers a hard inziguri kick to the back of the head. Angle falls to the ground holding the back of his head and Jay begins to drive his knee into Angle. He first drives the knee into his back and begins to move up. He is now using the ropes to lift him into the air and drive his knee into Angle's neck.
Angle is in great pain and Hargreves just smiles with every ounce of pain injected into Kurt's body. He finally brings Kurt to his feet and hits him with a Russian leg sweep. He motions to the top rope and quickly begins to climb it. Suddenly Angle raises to his feet and leaps onto the ropes. While doing so, he grabs onto Jay and brings him crashing to the ground with a belly to belly suplex. Jay lays motionless on the mat, as Angle climbs the top rope. He looks back to check that Jay is still laying there and suddenly leaps. He flips backwards and nails Hargreves with a moonsault.
The fans are on their feet yelling for Anlge as he yells for Jay to get up. Jay does and swings as Angle. Angle ducks and turns Jay around. He locks onto him and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Angle is still latched onto Jay and hits him with another one. Still with it locked on, Angle hits him with one final belly to back suplex.
Jay is holding his neck now and seems to be worn down by the Olympic Hero. He then grabs Hargreves ankle and locks in his painful ankle lock. Jay begins to scream as Angle applies more and more pressure. He can barely take the pain and he suddenly motions for something.
Down the ramp, Muhammed Hassan comes storming to the ring with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring and smashes the chair over Angle's head. It knocks Angle down, but he still has the hold locked on Jay. Jay is now screaming in pain as the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: Kurt Angle by Disqualification
Hassan smashes the chair over Angle's head countless times and Angle finally releases the hold. Jay grabs onto his ankle and slides away from the downed Olympic Hero. Hassan motions for Hargreves to go up top and he slowly does. Muhammed drags Angle to the center of the ring and lays the chair over his head. From the top rope, Hargreves comes leaping into the air. He suddenly comes crashing down on Angle and the chair. Angle is busted wide open and Jay is holding his ankle.
Hassan pulls Jay up and helps him exit the ring. As both men slowly walk up the ramp, Heyman comes out from the curtain. He has a huge smile on his face that can't be shattered. As the two reach Heyman, they stand on both sides of him. He suddenly raises their hands in the air as Heyman's music hits. The three have a cocky smirk across their faces as officials rush to the aid of Angle. He looks to be very pissed off in the ring as they begin to wipe the blood from his head. A great stare down happens as the show quickly cuts to a commercial.
Owens: That's right folks, its SNME's own Olympic Gold Medalist taking on the extremist, Jay Hargreves.
The Debut of Jay Hargreves!
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Jay Hargreves vs. Kurt Angle
"Medal" blasts through the P.A. and the fans quickly jump to their feet screaming. Kurt Angle slings open the black curtain and comes walking out onto the stage. He looks to be in a very angry mood as he looks around at the eager crowd. Suddenly he raises both arms as massive red, white, and blue pyros explode behind him in the shaps of "A"s. Angle lowers his arms and begins to walk down the ramp. He shakes his head and bounces around a bit. He then begins to walk up the stiars. He aggressively enters the ring and bounces off the rope a few times. He looks into the cameras and lets out a yell revealing a black mouth piece with the word "Intensity" written across it. As Angle pulls on his straps the crowd begins to die down. Kurt begins to look impatient as he waits for his opponent.
The sound of "When I Was A Little Girl" by Billy Talent echos through the arena as "The Extemeist" Jay Hargreves makes his way out onto the stage. Along side him is Paul Heyman and their newest member Muhammed Hassan. The three walk down the ramp with a very cocky attitude. Heyman looks to be very pleased with his group of talent recently acquired. Hassan and Hargeves slide into the ring and Angle motions for them to bring it on. The two smile at him and the ref immediately motions for Heyman and Hassan to head to the back. Heyman looks to be angered and motions for Hassan to come on. The two begin to head up the ramp as Angle aggressively begins to strike Jay.
The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Jay recieves a few more blows from Angle before putting up his arms to block them. Angle then lifts Jay up around the waist and drives him into the mat. He quickly locks in an ameatur wrestling hold and Hargreves attempts to break it. After a few seconds Angle releases it and stands up. Jay does also as they both lock up. Both men push with all of their aggressive force but it does no good. Jay suddenly breaks the lock and sends Angle down with a drop toe hold. As Angle crashes to the mat, Jay drops an elbow across his neck. Angle writhes in pain and quickly gets to his feet. Both men begin to circle each other and Anlge suddenly dives for Jay's ankle. He grabs hold of it and yanks him to the mat. As Jay falls, Anlge goes for his painful ankle lock but somehow Jay manages to escape. He slides out of the ring and begins to walk around on the outside.
Inside the ring Angle is begging for Jay to come back in, but Jay just smiles at him. A fan starts to yell at Jay, but in return is slapped across the face. Jay laughs at the fan and looks back at Angle who has just slid out of the ring. Jay looking in a panic slides into the ring and Angle follows. Angle is sent off the ropes and Jay hits him with a stiff dropkick to the jaw. Angle goes down, but not for long. He is already up and stalking Jay. As Jay thinks about his next move Angle crouches down. He motions for Jay to come at him and he does. Angle suddenly snaps up and sends Jay flying over his head with a belly to belly suplex.
By this time, the fans are going wild. Angle locks onto Jay from behind him and begins to mat wrestle him. He uses all of his great ameatur stlye to wear Hargreves down. It slowly begins to take affect on him, but it is working. Jay breaks free from the hold and makes it to his feet. He teasingly slaps Angle across the face and spits at him. He kicks and Angle catches it. He tries to goe for the ankle lock, but Jay delivers a hard inziguri kick to the back of the head. Angle falls to the ground holding the back of his head and Jay begins to drive his knee into Angle. He first drives the knee into his back and begins to move up. He is now using the ropes to lift him into the air and drive his knee into Angle's neck.
Angle is in great pain and Hargreves just smiles with every ounce of pain injected into Kurt's body. He finally brings Kurt to his feet and hits him with a Russian leg sweep. He motions to the top rope and quickly begins to climb it. Suddenly Angle raises to his feet and leaps onto the ropes. While doing so, he grabs onto Jay and brings him crashing to the ground with a belly to belly suplex. Jay lays motionless on the mat, as Angle climbs the top rope. He looks back to check that Jay is still laying there and suddenly leaps. He flips backwards and nails Hargreves with a moonsault.
The fans are on their feet yelling for Anlge as he yells for Jay to get up. Jay does and swings as Angle. Angle ducks and turns Jay around. He locks onto him and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Angle is still latched onto Jay and hits him with another one. Still with it locked on, Angle hits him with one final belly to back suplex.
Jay is holding his neck now and seems to be worn down by the Olympic Hero. He then grabs Hargreves ankle and locks in his painful ankle lock. Jay begins to scream as Angle applies more and more pressure. He can barely take the pain and he suddenly motions for something.
Down the ramp, Muhammed Hassan comes storming to the ring with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring and smashes the chair over Angle's head. It knocks Angle down, but he still has the hold locked on Jay. Jay is now screaming in pain as the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: Kurt Angle by Disqualification
Hassan smashes the chair over Angle's head countless times and Angle finally releases the hold. Jay grabs onto his ankle and slides away from the downed Olympic Hero. Hassan motions for Hargreves to go up top and he slowly does. Muhammed drags Angle to the center of the ring and lays the chair over his head. From the top rope, Hargreves comes leaping into the air. He suddenly comes crashing down on Angle and the chair. Angle is busted wide open and Jay is holding his ankle.
Hassan pulls Jay up and helps him exit the ring. As both men slowly walk up the ramp, Heyman comes out from the curtain. He has a huge smile on his face that can't be shattered. As the two reach Heyman, they stand on both sides of him. He suddenly raises their hands in the air as Heyman's music hits. The three have a cocky smirk across their faces as officials rush to the aid of Angle. He looks to be very pissed off in the ring as they begin to wipe the blood from his head. A great stare down happens as the show quickly cuts to a commercial.