Post by nhbwomcmahon on Jun 11, 2006 22:58:31 GMT -5
*No Chance* blares on the PA System and the one and only Mr. McMahon, former chairman of NHBWO, power walks to the ring dressed in a sharp black suit and pants sporting a top notch, button down coat trimmed with small gray horizontal lines. Slowly gazing upon the crowd he grabs a microphone from ringside and stomps each foot as he walks up the steel ring steps. He steps through the middle and top ropes and stands in the middle of the ring as the fans of SNME give him a not so welcoming response.
*McMahon holds the microphone to his side as the audience continues to boo and chant negative gestures to a true legend and power house in the wrestling business. McMahon waits until the crowd settles down, he slowly licks his upper lip as he gets ready to speak. He puts the microphone up to his mouth
Vince McMahon: Tonight, I stand before you here inside the SNME ring. As you might of heard there are some strong rumors going around that I'm not liked around these parts. You all might of heard that after I personally had ties with the destruction of NHBWO that I came here to SNME and didn't do my part. As you might all already know I come and go when ever I please. In essence I do what I want when ever I see fit to do so. You might say I'm a control freak, that I only use people to get what I want, when I want it. You might say I've used people from the past. You may say I've used people from the present. You might also be thinking that for the 100th millionth time, I've turned my back on you the fans, and you the superstars of SNME, and you the staff that keeps the show running here in SNME. Well, I'm here in this very ring to put each and everyone of these rumors to rest, here and today! So you ask, are these aquisations true, YOUR DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE! I've been apart of this business far too long to take any orders from anyone but me, and me only! No one is going to tell Vincent Kennedy McMahon what to do, and why? Because I created each and everyone of you! And if it wasn't for me none of you would be here today! There would of been no NHBWO! There would be no SNME! There would be no Shawn Michaels, Ryan Beyer, Paul Heyman, Chris Jericho, Raven, Randy Orton, Batista, Triple H....I created them all! I brought you all to where you are today! So hate me if you must but I demand respect! I've given you all far too damn much and I get no gratitude for anything I've done for each and everyone of you! Quite frankly in my book, you are all unprofessional, geeky, low-life scum sucking, sons of bitches! I must say that I've never been to a place as foul as here in SNME! This place is so disgusting I'd rather take my chances telling each and everyone what I'm saying right now in a rat-infested sewer beneath New York City. Ryan Beyer as I've said in the past, you sacraligious, bible-thumping, god following son of a bitch, you will never stand up to me because quite frankly you don't have the balls nor do you have talent to fight me, man to man. Ryan Beyer, you are what people like to call, a loner. You sit in the dark, alone, away from the rest of the world sobbing away, writing music, playing the guitar and why, because you can't face the reality that is Vince McMahon. I'm sick and tired of you and your bullshit, if you are a man, you will respond to me in a normal human-like response. I will be waiting. And as far as your music career goes, well why don't you shove it up your ass because your music is nothing but a load of crap and nobody on the face of this earth would want to hear it. Paul Heyman, well, well, it seems like only yesterday since I met you. How long have you been in the business? 4 months? Not bad, considering you've screwed up for only 4 months. You want to talk about extreme? Heyman your a god damn joke. You are far from being hardcore. Straight and Simple, your a piece of garbage and I don't like you. I have nothing to say about Shawn Michaels, I respect the man for what he has done in this business. So my point in enclosing is, I want one match before leaving SNME...and I want it at the pay-per-view. As stupid as it sounds, I'm talking on a fucking e-fed message board making a bogus god damn challenge to a character plainly known as Ryan Beyer. So are you going to hide behind that computer of yours, Beyer? Are you going to sit in that dark corner hoping that one day you will make it big in the music industry? Face facts, your only achievement in this world will be that you were co-owner of a wrestling e-fed. So I put up the challenge, I will leave SNME happily knowing that I put an end to Ryan Beyer. Your history will be erased because you were never a somebody. You were a never-was...
*Vince waits in the ring awaiting a response from anyone
*McMahon holds the microphone to his side as the audience continues to boo and chant negative gestures to a true legend and power house in the wrestling business. McMahon waits until the crowd settles down, he slowly licks his upper lip as he gets ready to speak. He puts the microphone up to his mouth
Vince McMahon: Tonight, I stand before you here inside the SNME ring. As you might of heard there are some strong rumors going around that I'm not liked around these parts. You all might of heard that after I personally had ties with the destruction of NHBWO that I came here to SNME and didn't do my part. As you might all already know I come and go when ever I please. In essence I do what I want when ever I see fit to do so. You might say I'm a control freak, that I only use people to get what I want, when I want it. You might say I've used people from the past. You may say I've used people from the present. You might also be thinking that for the 100th millionth time, I've turned my back on you the fans, and you the superstars of SNME, and you the staff that keeps the show running here in SNME. Well, I'm here in this very ring to put each and everyone of these rumors to rest, here and today! So you ask, are these aquisations true, YOUR DAMN RIGHT THEY ARE! I've been apart of this business far too long to take any orders from anyone but me, and me only! No one is going to tell Vincent Kennedy McMahon what to do, and why? Because I created each and everyone of you! And if it wasn't for me none of you would be here today! There would of been no NHBWO! There would be no SNME! There would be no Shawn Michaels, Ryan Beyer, Paul Heyman, Chris Jericho, Raven, Randy Orton, Batista, Triple H....I created them all! I brought you all to where you are today! So hate me if you must but I demand respect! I've given you all far too damn much and I get no gratitude for anything I've done for each and everyone of you! Quite frankly in my book, you are all unprofessional, geeky, low-life scum sucking, sons of bitches! I must say that I've never been to a place as foul as here in SNME! This place is so disgusting I'd rather take my chances telling each and everyone what I'm saying right now in a rat-infested sewer beneath New York City. Ryan Beyer as I've said in the past, you sacraligious, bible-thumping, god following son of a bitch, you will never stand up to me because quite frankly you don't have the balls nor do you have talent to fight me, man to man. Ryan Beyer, you are what people like to call, a loner. You sit in the dark, alone, away from the rest of the world sobbing away, writing music, playing the guitar and why, because you can't face the reality that is Vince McMahon. I'm sick and tired of you and your bullshit, if you are a man, you will respond to me in a normal human-like response. I will be waiting. And as far as your music career goes, well why don't you shove it up your ass because your music is nothing but a load of crap and nobody on the face of this earth would want to hear it. Paul Heyman, well, well, it seems like only yesterday since I met you. How long have you been in the business? 4 months? Not bad, considering you've screwed up for only 4 months. You want to talk about extreme? Heyman your a god damn joke. You are far from being hardcore. Straight and Simple, your a piece of garbage and I don't like you. I have nothing to say about Shawn Michaels, I respect the man for what he has done in this business. So my point in enclosing is, I want one match before leaving SNME...and I want it at the pay-per-view. As stupid as it sounds, I'm talking on a fucking e-fed message board making a bogus god damn challenge to a character plainly known as Ryan Beyer. So are you going to hide behind that computer of yours, Beyer? Are you going to sit in that dark corner hoping that one day you will make it big in the music industry? Face facts, your only achievement in this world will be that you were co-owner of a wrestling e-fed. So I put up the challenge, I will leave SNME happily knowing that I put an end to Ryan Beyer. Your history will be erased because you were never a somebody. You were a never-was...
*Vince waits in the ring awaiting a response from anyone