Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Aug 22, 2011 23:50:56 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event!
LIVE! From The Great Plains Coliseum in Lawton, Oklahoma!
8/20/11!
The Saturday Night's Main Event logo slowly wipes across the screen. An unfamiliar riff suddenly perks up our ears, grasping the attention of millions around the world. The song suddenly picks up, as the rest of the band joins in. With the sound of "Kick In The Teeth" by Papa Roach blaring through our ears, a montage of the greatest moments in Saturday Night's Main Event history begins to play. As the chorus kicks in, the screen shatters into millions of tiny pieces. We are suddenly sent into the Great Plains Coliseum in Lawton, Oklahoma! The thousands of fans in attendance begin to go wild, as lights begin to flash upon the stage. The camera pans throughout the crowd catching them in their moment of excitement and pure adrenaline. We switch cameras, looking on at the stage. The guitar comes in with a solo, as the lights slightly dim. The song slowly rises in volume, as a massive explosion of pyrotechnics shoots off. The stage is completely lit up, and the energy in the building is absolutely amazing. We quickly cut over to Joey Styles and Austin Owens, who bring us the introduction...
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens!
Styles: We are live from Lawton, Oklahoma, and what a night it is! Saturday Night's Main Event: All Stars is coming to you live from the Great Plains Coliseum! Last week we saw Anthony Ferraro claim the final spot in the Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship! We saw numerous debuts from guys like Dante White, KOMODO, Canadian Dragon, Bearded Dragon, and Jeff Hardy! And we saw, what to me was one of the greatest moments in our history here, the entire roster stand up to those good for nothing backstabbers, Roy Rowe and Johnny Magnum!
Owens: Backstabbers? I tell you, if we weren't on national television, I would have a lot more to say about those two guys. Just the sight of 'em makes me sick! And to think... Shawn has some sort of offer for these guys. What is he thinking? Is he really going to let them back into the company?
Styles: I don't know, Austin, but I do know this. Shawn Michaels isn't going to make it easy on them. If either of these men want in this company, I guaran-damn-tee you that they're going to have to fight for it.
Owens: And they better fight for their lives if they even make it onto the roster because the rest of the guys... want nothing to do with either of them.
Styles: Well folks, let's not waste any of our time here tonight in Oklahoma. Let's get this thing under way.
As the camera cuts over to the ring, it is obvious that something out of the ordinary is about to go down. The ring mat is covered in a black carpet, and a table sits in the middle of the ring with three chairs around it. On the table there is a briefcase with three microphones surrounding it.
"Sexy Boy" blares through the arena, as the crowd explodes! Shawn Michaels comes running out onto the stage, getting the crowd fired up. Shawn prances his way down the ramp, as he makes his way to the ring. He quickly jogs up the steps and enters the ring. Shawn picks up a microphone, as his music fades out.
Shawn: As you all saw last week, Roy Rowe and Johnny Magnum once again attempted to interrupt our show. Well, that didn't happen, did it? You see, every man in the back is sick and tired of seeing you two trying to get back into this company. You've begged and begged for weeks... And tonight, I'm inviting both of you out here to talk about the possibility of getting back into Saturday Night's Main Event. So... come on out, if you've got the guts to show your faces in front of these people.
"Headstrong" blares through the arena, as the crowd begins to roar with boos. The sneaky Roy Rowe steps out onto the stage with a cocky grin all over his face. Roy slowly makes his way down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. As he ducks into the ring, he avoids Shawn, making his way around the table. Roy takes a microphone of his own, as the music fades out. Just as Roy is about to speak, he is cut off by his "best friend's" music.
Johnny Magnum makes his way out onto the stage, as he receives a little bit warmer welcome than Roy. Johnny looks around at the crowd, showing how he desires to be back in an SNME ring as soon as possible. Johnny makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He also takes a microphone, as his music fades out.
Shawn: So... what do you have to say for yourselves? Huh? Cat got your tongues? Speak up!
Roy: Shawn, you know what we want! We want our rightful spots back on the roster!
Shawn: That it? That all you want after trying to screw this place over?
Roy: No, it isn't. I want a guaranteed shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. I want guaranteed money. I want my face on everything this company sells! It's about me, Shawn! Me!
Johnny: Woah, woah, woah... You? I don't think so, Roy. You see, this is bigger than you, Roy. This isn't about what you wan-
Roy: Don't you open you tell me it isn't about me! It's always been about me, Johnny. Always! Not you. Not these people. Those the others in the back. Not Shawn Michaels. Roy. Fucking. Rowe. Me! Me! Me! You got that?
Shawn: Roy, you can go on making your demands. You can demand a bag of money and an escape vehicle... but you're not getting any of it. You see, you left this company to kill this one. You intended to take everything SNME had... for yourself. You know, until you came out here running your mouth about demands, I had two contracts drawn up. One for you, Roy. And one for you, Johnny. But no... I'm not gonna just give either of you contracts.
Shawn opens the briefcase, pulling out the two contracts. He holds them up for Johnny, Roy, and everyone else to see.
Shawn: You see these contracts? Kiss 'em goodbye!
Shawn rips both contracts into pieces and pieces. He tosses them in Roy and Johnny's faces, taunting them with the torn up contracts.
Shawn: You want contracts? Well, only one of you is getting one. I hope you boys don't mind the heat because I'm inviting you both to Highway 2 Hell in a few weeks. And it is there you two are going to compete against eachother for one contract. That's right. One! Hope you're ready...
Shawn drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, leaving Johnny and Roy to think about what Shawn just told them. As Shawn makes his way to the back, All Stars cuts to commercial.
Komodo vs. Tyler Malcolm
(Singles Match!)
The massive KOMODO gave Tyler Malcolm a huge test on this night, but it just wasn't enough. Tyler Malcolm ended up picking up the victory after nailing KOMODO with the Ghetto Stomp.
[glow=black,2,300]The sun sets on the decedent desert that sits isolated from amongst the world. Never a foot to be set upon it, all that lies is a solemn road leading to a new world, a world created for the life of old to become the life of new; created for a new beginning. It leads us down a road of unjust and cruel punishment. But this road does not expect one to survive, no, what’s expected is for one to give up, for in order for one to become reborn, one must die; and to die, one must make the ultimate sacrifice.
We return to this location, a location where we heard that of which cannot be seen. As the sun finally dives down to earth, day becomes night, and all that surrounds us is the cold, chilling atmosphere that comes to be every day. Suddenly, the noise returns. The sound becomes more apparent to one’s ears. It sounds like the engine of a vehicle driving at a high acceleration. Ever couple of seconds, the noise becomes more apparent until…until...until!!!
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And just like that, within a flash of light, the source of the noise is out of sight once again. What is it and why is it here? What is for certain is it shall return again. But will you be the one to see past what cannot be seen? Use all three senses and perhaps the mystery shall become clear to you. Sit patiently and wait, for it is coming, and sooner than you think.
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We return to this location, a location where we heard that of which cannot be seen. As the sun finally dives down to earth, day becomes night, and all that surrounds us is the cold, chilling atmosphere that comes to be every day. Suddenly, the noise returns. The sound becomes more apparent to one’s ears. It sounds like the engine of a vehicle driving at a high acceleration. Ever couple of seconds, the noise becomes more apparent until…until...until!!!
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And just like that, within a flash of light, the source of the noise is out of sight once again. What is it and why is it here? What is for certain is it shall return again. But will you be the one to see past what cannot be seen? Use all three senses and perhaps the mystery shall become clear to you. Sit patiently and wait, for it is coming, and sooner than you think.
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"The Raven" Jacob Jones vs. Bearded Dragon
(Hardcore Match!)
Jacob Jones delivered move after move using any weapon he could get his hands on, but was it enough? In the end Bearded Dragon nailed Jones with the Spring Board Cutter through a table, giving him the victory over the sick and twisted Jacob Jones.
As All Stars returned from commercial, Jacob Jones was seen making his way through the halls of the arena. As Jacob passes by a dark corridor, the camera focuses on a tiny light shining dimly in the back. The mysterious Dante White can be seen, his eyes focused on the passing by Jacob Jones.
Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso vs. Matt Sydal & Chris Danielson
(Tag Team Match!)
The match started in an all out brawl, with the Usos taking care of Danielson and Sydal. As things looked bad for them, Sydal and Danielson faught back. Eventually Danielson was able to nail Jey Uso with the Shooting Star Press to pick up the victory for his team.
As Jimmy and Jey were gathering themselves in the ring, the United Kingdom of Wrestling made their way out to the ring. As Barrett and Wolfe hit the ring, they attacked the Usos once again. Each team battled back and fourth, but security eventually broke them up. As the two teams were pulled apart, All Stars cut to commercial.
As SNME returns from commercial, we notice the SNME staff putting a red carpet on the ramp. There are about seven photographers near the ring. We notice Ricardo Rodriguez inside the ring, wearing his black tuxedo. There’s a mariachi band behind him all wearing a white mariachi costume. The ring is covered by red cloth. The ropes are covered by green, white, and red balloons. Rodriguez is in the center smiling with a microphone in hand and starts to talk.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Esta noche están a punto de presenciar la más grande fiesta que han visto en todas sus miserables vidas. Hoy, les vamos a enseñar lo que son las verdaderas celebraciones, no como sus estúpidas parrilladas americanas.
The mariachi starts to play “El Mariachi Loco” as a group of women get on the stage and start to dance to it. All of them are wearing traditional Mexican costumes. When the music is over, “Realeza” by Jim Johnston blares through the PA System.
A black 2011 Rolls Royce Phantom Bespoke Drophead Coupe arrives the staging area. Del Rio is driving it and stops. Del Rio comes out of the car and lifts his newly won Intercontinental Championship. Wearing a gray suite, a pair of brown shoes, and a blue shirt along with his signature cashmere scarf with the letters ADR engraved on it, Del Rio heads towards the ramp were he poses while the fireworks go off. The photographers stand near and start taking pictures of him. Del Rio smiles and gets near a kid. He grabs the kid as the photographers keep taking pictures of him. He gives the kid back to his father and keeps walking to the ring. Del Rio stands in the steel steps, turns around, and gives a smile to the ones in front of him. He then proceeds to enters the ring and lift his title yet again. Ricardo Rodriguez smiles and applauds to his boss as Del Rio greets him. The music then stops.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Damas y caballeros, les presento al anfitrión de esta grandísima fiesta. Tengan el honor de recibir a un hombre que obtiene éxito donde quiera que él vaya. Él es la esencia de la excelencia, el nuevo campeón Intercontinental Y EL ORGULLO DE MEXICOOOOOOOOO. Él es: Albertoooooooo Deeeeeeel Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooo!
Rodriguez applauds to Del Rio yet again and gives him the microphone he had on his hand. Del Rio then starts to talk.
Alberto Del Rio: My name… My name is… Intercontinental Champion ALBERTOOO DEEEEEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ladies and gentlemen, this party is just about to start. What you just saw was nothing compared to the plans I have for tonight. Tonight, this party is just the start of something big. I wanted this to last longer than it will, but I have to face Mason Moore, so we will have to continue this some other day. First of all, I would like to talk about my future and forget about what I have talked about in the past, but I can’t resist… I can’t resist to say I tooooold you soooo! Yes, I told you that it was my destiny to win this championship. I told you that I decided not to win the Custom Championship because I would take his baby home, but you decided not to listen. Now, look at me. I am Alberto Del Rio, the Intercontinental Champion!
Del Rio smiles as the crowd boos him.
Alberto Del Rio: Boo me all you want. I know you all are just jealous of my success. You are pissed off because you know I told you what would happen and you decided to ignore my words. You are pissed off because I destroyed that Knight that many Americans couldn’t. You are mad because a Mexican did what many American couldn’t do.
Del Rio smirks as Rodriguez applauds to his words. Del Rio looks at his Intercontinental Championship and asks Ricardo to polish it. Rodriguez grabs the title and starts doing what he was told to do. Del Rio then proceeds on his speech.
Alberto Del Rio: I forgive you. I don’t hold any grudge against you. It’s not your fault not to recognize excellence when you see it in front of your eyes. People, listen to me, tonight is just the start of another goal that destiny has chosen for me. I will become this promotion’s longest reigning Intercontinental Champion.
Rodriguez then takes his cell phone out of his pocket and whispers something to Del Rio in his hear.
Alberto Del Rio: Ladies and gentlemen, Ricardo just informed me that I will have to face someone at Highway 2 Hell. I don’t care, as that man will just be another one that I take out. He said that I would see him in front of me just when I don’t expect him to come out. Haha, let me laugh at that. Justin Tyger challenged me and he has been nowhere to be see-…
Del Rio is cut off as the lights go out in the arena. The crowd screams in anticipation of what is to come. Flashes of cameras fill the arena trying to get a picture of whatever is happening in the ring. The lights come back on and everything looks the same and Del Rio sighs in relief. Del Rio is about to speak again when Ricardo begins to panic and point at the corner behind Del Rio. Del Rio spins around placing Rodriguez between himself and the corner before seeing "The Raven" Jacob Jones seated in the corner. Jones is in his crimson tights with a raven emblazoned on the sides and has is black leather duster draped over his shoulders. Jones gets to his feet and begins to laugh manically as Del Rio panics and pushes Ricardo at Jones before sliding out of the ring in retreat. Jones snatches up Rodriguez and drills him to the mat with a huge Brainbuster. Jones gets to his feet and grabs the microphone Del Rio dropped in the ring. Jones raises the microphone with his right hand to his mouth and begins to speak.
Jones: Seven days ago, we put our body on the line against Anthony Ferraro and Mason Moore for a chance at attaining our Holy Grail once more. Fourteen days ago, you attained your destiny by beating Naples Knight and thus completing his transformation into Anthony Ferraro. Thanks to you, we have failed in our quest to attain our Holy Grail. You are the reason Ferraro won seven days ago. You are the reason that his blood burns with inextinguishable passion. You are the reason we have failed to extinguish his passion and attain greatness. Thus, we have arranged for a match with you at Highway 2 Hell and in that match you will defend your destiny against our desires.
Jones is pacing around the ring before noticing the SNME Intercontinental Championship laying in the ring. Jones slowly approaches the championship as Del Rio begins to through a fit on the outside of the ring. Jones grabs the championship with his left hand and stares into the golden hue as it shows his reflection. Jones turns to Del Rio with a sick smile on his face and speaks again.
Jones: We shall corrupt your destiny just as you corrupted ours and we will take from you, you’re most prized possession. If you thought your match with Naples Knight was difficult wait for this. You see Del Rio, at Highway 2 Hell you will be in our playground because we will be fighting you until neither of us can fight any longer. Del Rio at Highway 2 Hell get ready because at the end of our war one man will leave the arena as the SNME Intercontinental Champion and that man will be the Last Man Standing.
Quote the Raven, Nevermore.
Jones throws his arms up in the crucifix pose clutching the Intercontinental Championship in his left hand as he drops the microphone from his right hand. Del Rio is furious outside the ring cursing Jacob Jones in Spanish as he makes his way to the back.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Mason Moore
(Singles Match!)
As All Stars returned from commercial, Alberto was already in the ring awaiting his opponent, Mason Moore. Moore and Del Rio got the crowd fired up, and there was no stopping either man. Each man was determined to defeat the other, therefore they pulled out all the stops. As Del Rio worked over Moore's arm, it looked like it could be the end. As Del Rio went for the Cross Arm Breaker, Moore spun out of it. Moore rolled Del Rio and escaped with a huge victory!
As All Stars cut to the back, Randy Orton was seen making his way down the hall for his big match. Just before Orton got to the Gorilla position, Justin Tyger yelled his name. Tyger caught up with him and wished him good luck for his match against Seth Akira. Orton shrugged off the wish of luck, as his music started playing.
Main Event:
"The Viper" Randy Orton vs. Seth Akira
(Singles Match!)
Orton and Akira started off at a fast pace, going back and fourth. As each man connected huge shots to the other, the crowd roared wth cheers and boos. Eventually Seth was able to get the upper hand. He capitalized on Orton's recent state of mind and started taking care of business. As Orton was caught off guard, Seth nailed him with the clothesline From Hell! As Seth covered him the referee counted... An instant before the referee's hand hit the mat for the three count, Orton kicked out, saving himself. As Seth backed away, Orton's anger grew to near insanity. Orton unleashed his anger on Seth hitting him with 3 RKOs in a row. As Orton covered Seth, he knew it was all over. NO! Seth managed to kick out, and the crowd was going insane. Orton, on the brink of insanity, stood in the corner, salivating at the moment that was about to occur. Seth was slowly sitting up, and Orton would have a chance to punt Akira. As Orton took off across the ring, the crowd started cheering for Justin Tyge,r who came running down to the ring. As Tyger slid into the ring, he tried to stop Orton, but it was too late. Orton nailed Seth with the punt and covered him for the victory. As Orton stood up, Tyger pulled him around... RKO!!! As Tyger was laying motionless on the ground, Orton realized what he did. In a panic, Orton rolled out of the ring and took off up the ramp, as medical personnel tended to both Akira and Tyger.
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