Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 20:38:42 GMT -5
Turmoil RP "Roadblocks can be broken...."
« Thread Started on Mar 9, 2006, 7:56pm »
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The NHBWO returns from a commercial break, but not straight back to the arena. Instead, the camera is shown inside of a car. It’s a convertible, and is painted a bright red. All of a sudden, the door swings open, and Chris Jericho steps in.
Jericho: “Hey camera man, you assclown, look over here! Yeah, you know why I gave you the privilege of riding with Chris Jericho? No? Well I’ll tell you. Today, I’m going to show you what I think about Triple H. So buckle up assclown, we’re getting started!
Jericho takes the strap, and violently shoves it into the slot. The camera man gently takes the seatbelt, and slowly slides it into to slot.
Jericho: “Hey assclown, could you be any slower? Let’s go!”
Jericho slides the key in, and starts the car. Within a blink of the eye, Jericho speeds out of the parking lot, onto the highway.
Jericho: “So, let’s get started, shall we? Last week on Turmoil, I beat Triple H. I didn’t beat him, I destroyed him! I had Triple H in the Walls of Jericho for so long, he passed out! Then I pinned him: one, two, three. It’s going to be exactly the same this week, except I might change my moves up a bit. Instead of the Walls, I might hit him with the Lionsault, or the Lionbomb. When I beat Triple H, I’m just going to enter the Elimination Chamber later than him. Is there a difference? No. It’s just Y2J will have to wait until he kicks ass in that structure. Once my chamber gets opened, the Lionheart will explode, and I am going to dominate every single person in the ring! But back to Triple H. On Satur……..”
A car skids right in front of Jericho, Chris slams the brakes, and honks his horn at the drunken buffoon.
Jericho: “Watch it assclown! Damn, people in this city are retarded. Back to Triple H. Trips man, you have nothing on me. Every time we have stepped in that ring together, guess who walked out victorious? Me! And it’s going to happen again this Saturday. Now, onto the reason I brought you out into my car mister camera man. I believe I used a metaphor to display my Elimination Chamber opponents. What was it now? Oh yes, a roadblock. That is exactly what Triple H is. But Triple H is a special type of roadblock, he’s not like Batista, Raven or Orton. Triple H is what I call a road castle. No matter how hard you fight, you can’t break it down. Even if you win battles, you can’t take it down directly. But there is a way….”
Jericho starts to speed up, and by doing so, cuts off cars by the dozen. Then, the camera focuses in on the front of the car, where a roadblock is stationed maybe 20 yards away. Jericho turns around at the camera and smiles.
Jericho: “This may not be exactly what I’m looking for, but it’ll do.”
Chris revs the car, and shoots straight off towards the barricade. The front of his car smashes into the barricade, and sends it flying. Unfortunately, a worker was walking past the barricade. The white and orange railing hurls right into the poor man, and sends him crashing 20 feet back.
Jericho: “Holy…… Well, that shows you why running head on to a roadblock breaks it. Triple H, come Turmoil, you can expect the same. This time, you are going to feel Y2J crashing straight into you. Once that’s done I’m pinning your ass! And come the Elimination Chamber, I am becoming the World Heavyweight CHAMPION! Hahahahahahah!
Jericho continues his laugh, and speeds off, completely ignoring the tragic accident. The camera changes back to a shocked NHBWO crowd.
« Thread Started on Mar 9, 2006, 7:56pm »
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The NHBWO returns from a commercial break, but not straight back to the arena. Instead, the camera is shown inside of a car. It’s a convertible, and is painted a bright red. All of a sudden, the door swings open, and Chris Jericho steps in.
Jericho: “Hey camera man, you assclown, look over here! Yeah, you know why I gave you the privilege of riding with Chris Jericho? No? Well I’ll tell you. Today, I’m going to show you what I think about Triple H. So buckle up assclown, we’re getting started!
Jericho takes the strap, and violently shoves it into the slot. The camera man gently takes the seatbelt, and slowly slides it into to slot.
Jericho: “Hey assclown, could you be any slower? Let’s go!”
Jericho slides the key in, and starts the car. Within a blink of the eye, Jericho speeds out of the parking lot, onto the highway.
Jericho: “So, let’s get started, shall we? Last week on Turmoil, I beat Triple H. I didn’t beat him, I destroyed him! I had Triple H in the Walls of Jericho for so long, he passed out! Then I pinned him: one, two, three. It’s going to be exactly the same this week, except I might change my moves up a bit. Instead of the Walls, I might hit him with the Lionsault, or the Lionbomb. When I beat Triple H, I’m just going to enter the Elimination Chamber later than him. Is there a difference? No. It’s just Y2J will have to wait until he kicks ass in that structure. Once my chamber gets opened, the Lionheart will explode, and I am going to dominate every single person in the ring! But back to Triple H. On Satur……..”
A car skids right in front of Jericho, Chris slams the brakes, and honks his horn at the drunken buffoon.
Jericho: “Watch it assclown! Damn, people in this city are retarded. Back to Triple H. Trips man, you have nothing on me. Every time we have stepped in that ring together, guess who walked out victorious? Me! And it’s going to happen again this Saturday. Now, onto the reason I brought you out into my car mister camera man. I believe I used a metaphor to display my Elimination Chamber opponents. What was it now? Oh yes, a roadblock. That is exactly what Triple H is. But Triple H is a special type of roadblock, he’s not like Batista, Raven or Orton. Triple H is what I call a road castle. No matter how hard you fight, you can’t break it down. Even if you win battles, you can’t take it down directly. But there is a way….”
Jericho starts to speed up, and by doing so, cuts off cars by the dozen. Then, the camera focuses in on the front of the car, where a roadblock is stationed maybe 20 yards away. Jericho turns around at the camera and smiles.
Jericho: “This may not be exactly what I’m looking for, but it’ll do.”
Chris revs the car, and shoots straight off towards the barricade. The front of his car smashes into the barricade, and sends it flying. Unfortunately, a worker was walking past the barricade. The white and orange railing hurls right into the poor man, and sends him crashing 20 feet back.
Jericho: “Holy…… Well, that shows you why running head on to a roadblock breaks it. Triple H, come Turmoil, you can expect the same. This time, you are going to feel Y2J crashing straight into you. Once that’s done I’m pinning your ass! And come the Elimination Chamber, I am becoming the World Heavyweight CHAMPION! Hahahahahahah!
Jericho continues his laugh, and speeds off, completely ignoring the tragic accident. The camera changes back to a shocked NHBWO crowd.