Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 30, 2007 14:05:41 GMT -5
Night of Glory: Friday, March 24, 2006
Location: The Boston Civic Center, Boston, Massachusetts
Main Event: Elimination Chamber World title Match
Fans in Attendance: 18,500
A screaming guitar explodes through the arena, the crowd on it’s feet screaming. Alter Bridge’s “Find The Real” plays as Austin Owens and Joey Styles prepare to start off the night.
The Broadcast Booth:
Joey Styles: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Night Of Glory! You can feel it in the air, the crowd is ready, there will never be a night this big! I’m here with my co-host, Austin Owens, and Austin, the big question on everyone’s mind, will Ryan Beyer return and accept Vince’s challenge?”
Austin Owens: “You know, Ryan Beyer is a man of his word. I don’t think there’s any way he’ll accept the challenge. He’s got much better things to do, I’m sure.”
Joey Styles: “Well, we’ll find out. Also, we’ve got the Elimination Chamber tonight, two tons of solid pain and steel. Masters will walk in the champion, but will he walk out the same?”
Austin Owens: “There’s no give to that structure. It is solid, and let me tell you, no one walks out of that cage in mint condition”
Joey Styles: “Here’s the match I’m excited for: Melina and Trish Stratus! I’ve never seen better assets from two women!”
Austin Owens: “Then we’ve got some brotherly love, Matt and Jeff Hardy go one on one for fifty-thousand dollars!”
Joey Styles: “Hey. . . that’s more than we make in a year! I want in on that match!”
Match Promo: Lethal vs. Taz vs. Rob Van Dam, Triple Threat
Joey Styles: “Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this match may get deadly. We’ve got three of the most hardcore superstars in the industry, Van Dam, Taz, and Jay Lethal. I’d ask who will walk out, but I don’t think anyone will!”
Austin Owens: “A shot at the NHBWO Custom Champion is on the line, and these men will have no problem killing if necessary! Send the kids to bed, this one will be a doozy!”
VS.VS.
Jay Lethal vs. Taz vs. Rob Van Dam (Triple Threat Match for the #1 Contenders spot to the NHBWO Custom Championship)
Poppin My Collar by Three 6 Mafia hits on the PA system. Out comes Jay Lethal onto the stage! He jumps up, getting the crowd pumped like him. He runs to the ring, diving onto the apron then jumping over the ropes. He stretches in the ring while the lights turn orange. A heartbeat bleeps across the arena. Taz is in the building! Taz walks out, and walks straight down into the ring, throwing off the hood and laying into Jay with rights and lefts! The 2 are brawling as Rob Van Dam’s music hits! Rob Van Dam is just playing to the crowd while Taz and Jay brawl. Rob walks down into the ring calmly as the referee rings the bell. The bell sounds. Taz has grabbed Jay and has him in a waist lock. Rob runs at Jay but Jay lifts his legs up and Rob spears Taz, but Taz suplexes Jay out of the ring as well! Rob starts laying into Taz with rights and lefts but as he gets up, Jay springboards over the top rope and hits a sunset flip on RVD! The referee is about to go for the count but Taz grabs Jay by the throat and lifts him up in the Tazmission! Rob nips up and hits a Peel kick onto Taz! Jay rolls back and Taz’s shoulders are down but Rob breaks the pinfall. Rob grabs Taz and gives him an Irish whip. Rob jumps over Taz, but Taz quickly puts on the breaks and clotheslines RVD down hard from behind. Taz grabs him in a full nelson and delivers a release full nelson suplex. Jay is back up and catches Taz with an insiguri from behind, kicking Taz in the face. Jay comes off the ropes and nails Taz with a shining wizard! Taz goes down but RVD is back up, and he and Jay exchange knife edge chops before Jay boots Rob in the midsection, and then delivers a hard DDT.
Jay nips up and stands in the corner, waiting for Taz to get up. Jay runs and goes for a missile dropkick to the midsection but Taz moves and Jay goes flying into the turnbuckle! Taz picks him up and takes him to all 4 corners, bouncing his head off the turnbuckles. Jay turns round and Taz gives him a hip toss but Jay lands on his feet and super kicks Taz out of the ring! Rob runs over and monkey flips Jay into the middle of the ring. Rob climbs the ropes but instead of frog splashing Jay and ending it, he gives a split legged moonsault onto Taz on the outside! Both men are out, and Jay is getting up. As Rob and Taz get up, Jay runs in and corkscrew plan Chas onto his opponents! All 3 men are down, with Jay being the first one up. Taz gets up after him, and Jay swings but Taz moves and release German suplexes Jay into the guard rail! Taz turns round into a spinning heel kick from Van Dam, who throws him into the ring. Rob climbs to the top rope. He’s going for it! The 5 Star Frog Splash! Jay somehow gets up and shakes the ropes so Rob crotches himself! Jay stands on the second rope and hits a wicked kick with his heel into Rob’s temple that knocks him off the rope! Jay climbs to the top, and nails Taz with a diving hurricanrana! Taz flips into the ropes, and rolls out. Jay is holding his neck, and then goes over to the ropes to dive out again. Rob and Taz each grabs a leg though and pulls him out, sending Jay flying into the guard rail! Taz turns on Rob and hits him with a forearm then a snap suplex on the floor! Taz grabs Rob and throws him in, as Jay starts to stir on the outside of the ring. Taz rolls in as well and stalks Rob. He’s going for the Taz mission but Jay climbs in and splits his legs, dropkicking Rob & Taz!
Jay flips back after that and lands on his feet, then hits an elbow drop on both but Rob grabs Jay’s arm and locks on an armbar! Rob rolls over and sits back, yanking at Jay’s arm. Taz is stirring and locks on the Tazmission on Rob who still has an arm bar on Jay! Jay sees Rob fading and he can get out, then Jay boots Taz in the side of the head. Taz let’s go and Jay Irish whips him into the corner. Jay runs and dives on Taz’s shoulders then hurricanranas him over the top rope, and Jay stays on the apron. Jay climbs up and sees RVD on the other side of the ring. Jay dives and splashes Rob! Diving splash from corner to corner! Taz is up on the apron, and gets in, holding his neck. Rob gets up and Taz locks in the Tazmission again! He dives back into a pinning combo but Jay runs, grabs Taz’s legs and flips over! He kicks rob and Rob rolls away but Taz’s shoulders are down! 1-2-KICK-OUT! Jay Lethal was so close there! Jay and Taz are brawling while Rob slowly climbs over to the ropes. Jay and Taz hit a double clothesline on each other. Rob dives and hits the 5 Star Frog Splash on both! He mainly hits Taz and Rob bounces off, but a masked man runs down to the ring and pulls Rob out finally. He is holding Rob against the guard rail and Jay gets the cover. 1-2-3! Jay Lethal steals it!
Winner: Jay Lethal
Backstage Segment:Vince McMahon in his Office
As the scene opens a camera pans around the office of Vince McMahon. An anxious Vince can be seen sitting in his chair tapping his foot on the floor. As time goes by he angrily snatches up the phone and dials a number.
Vince McMahon: Hey, make sure you guys set up the ring. I have a feeling that son of a bitch, Ryan Beyer will be here tonight. If he doesn’t come, I’ll drag his ass here and force him to accept my challenge. I’m Vince McMahon dammit!!!
Man on phone: Yes sir Vince. We’ll get on it right away, no worries.
The man finishes speaking and Vince slams down the phone breaking it. He then picks up the phone and slings it across the room causing it to dent the wall. Under his breath he begins to talk.
Vince McMahon: That son of a B*tch.....I HATE him!!!
Match Promo: John Cena vs. JBL
John Cena is shown on the screen, standing against a blue background. Cena is washed away into John Bradshaw Layfield. Finally, their singular images are wiped away to show both men blurring into each other, posing for their match.
John Cena: “JBL, my time is now! You can push me around all you want, but I will not move! John Cena is going to beat the sh*t out of you and your grandmother! Word Life!”
John Bradshaw Layfield: “John Cena, I’ll show you what it means to face a true American, not some wanna-be punk! Cena, I’m going to kick. . . your. . . ass!”
The camera returns to the announce table, where Joey Styles and Austin Owens are ready for the next match.
Joey Styles: “Bradshaw and Cena are both newcomers, and you know this match will mean more than a victory, this is their chance to prove themselves!”
Austin Owens: “You only get one first big match, and this one will definitely decide their futures! I can’t wait!”
VS.
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. John Cena
Vince then suddenly gets up from his chair and begins pacing around the room as the scene fades to the main arena where JBL’s music sounds out over the P.A. system. A long white limo pulls out from beside the stage with a set of horns on top of the hood. As it drives down the ramp, JBL raises out from the sun roof and begins waving at the crowd. As he waves he receives boos from the audience. He begins to smile at the fans and as the limo stops he lowers back into it. As he does strobe lights suddenly begin flashing and “My Time is Now” blares out over the P.A. system. “The Doctor of Thuganomics”, John Cena comes running out from the black curtain throwing up his arms into the air. The fans go into a frenzy as He yells into the sea of fans. He then looks down towards the limo, and sees that JBL hasn’t come out of it yet. He begins running down towards it and as he reaches it he jumps on top of it. He kicks in the sun roof and reaches down inside. As he begins to pull his arm back out from the limo he has a smile on the face. He gives a hard tug and out comes JBL yelling in pain because of the grip Cena has on his hair. JBL is finally all the way out of the limo and both men stand on top of the limo. Cena throws a few punches but JBL blocks them. He lifts Cena up and slams him backfirst across the roof of the limo causing it to sink in a few inches. As Cena holds his back in pain JBL rolls of the limo and climbs into the ring.
He begins to taunt Cena who I just getting to his feet. An angry Cena rolls under the bottom rope only to be stomped down by JBL. With each heavy stomp, Cena is put in more pain. The ref separates the two and calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match. As Cena slowly gets to his feet JBL charges at him. Cena reluctantly moves out of the way and causes JBL to go face first into the top turnbuckle. Cena then pounces on him and begins slamming JBL’s head onto the turnbuckle. With each slam the crowd counts 1...2....3....4...5...6...7, but before Cena can do an eighth one JBL elbows Cena in the gut. He then slams his knee into his head and begins hammering away at his back. He then lifts him up for a huge pump handle slam. As Cena hits the ground JBL begins to laugh at him. JBL yells for Cena to get up, but he is slowly making progress. JBL gets tired of waiting on him to get up so he grabs a handful of hair and lifts him up. He kicks him in the gut and sets Cena up for a powerbomb, but as he tries to lift him up Cena flips JBL over. As JBL makes impact with the ring, Cena springs up with a burst of energy. He bounce off the ropes and goes for the five knuckle shuffle. He connects and JBL holds his face in pain. Cena then goes over to one of the corners and pumps up his shoes. He climbs to the top rope, but JBL shoves him off to the outside. As Cena falls he connects with the safety barricades. JBL then rolls under the bottom rope and begins stomping away at Cena’s hurt body. JBL then pulls Cena up to his feet and tries to Irish whip into the ring post. Cena reverses it and sends JBL crashing face first into the post busting his forehead wide open. As JBL falls backwards the blood rushes down his face giving him a crimson red mask. Cena then pulls JBL up by his hair and slams him back first against the ring apron sending him into pain. JBL rolls around on the ground in front of the announce table holding his back as Cena rolls back into the ring breaking the ten count initiated by the referee. Cena then walks over to the announce table and pulls off the top. He then throws off the monitors and drags JBL up onto it.
As Cena steps onto the table himself he lifts JBL up. As he staggers around he gets kicked in the gut and Cena lifts him up onto his shoulders. He lets out a yell and F-Us JBL straight through the announce table as Styles and Owens dodge the train wreck. As both men lay on the ground holding their aching bodies the referee rolls out of the ring. He checks on both men and starts the ten count once again after checking on both men. He reaches five and both men begin to stir a little. They both slowly make it to the ring apron and pull themselves up. The referee slides into the ring between them as the make their way back into the ring. As both men make it to their feet in the ring, they charge at each other. They both lock up in the center of the ring and JBL receives a kick to the gut from Cena. With blood dripping down his face, JBL lifts back up and punches Cena. Cena stumbles back a few feet and JBL bounces off the ropes. He goes for the close line from hell but Cena ducks, and as he heads back towards Cena from the opposite rope he is lifted up onto Cena’s shoulders. Cena lets out one last yell and slams him down to the mat with a heart stopping F-U. Cena slowly makes the cover and the referee counts the 1...2...3!
Winner: John Cena
After-Math: An unprovoked attack
The referee signals for the bell and helps Cena to his feet. His music hits the P.A. system and he begins to celebrate his victory over JBL. A happy Cena climbs the turnbuckle as a bloody JBL rolls out of the ring. As Cena continues to celebrate, Carlito Caribbrean Cool slides into the ring. He has an apple in his hand and bites into it. He drops the rest of the apple and begins to chew it up. Cena then climbs down from the turnbuckle and as he turns around Carlito spits the apple into his face. Blinded by the chewed up apple Cena gets hammered onto by Carlito. After viciously beating Cena down, Carlito rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair. He climbs bak into the ring with it and as Cena makes it to his feet, he swings the chair with all his might. With full force the chair slams into John Cena’s skull. As he falls to the ground blood spills all over the mat. Carlito then stands over a busted open Cena and eats the rest of the apple he brought to the ring with him.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t know what has gotten into Carlito, but right it sure as hell isn’t good.
Owens: Styles, shut your mouth. What Carlito just did was beautiful. Someone needed to shut John Cena up and that is just what he did.
Match Promo: Trish Stratus vs. Melina
Joey Styles: “Here we go folks, sexiest match of the night! Owens, what the?! Put that thing away, we’re in public! What we do in our hotel room is private!
Austin Owens: “Alright, fine. Trish and Melina, I’ve never seen anyone looking better! Let’s just hope that some tops, and bottoms come off!”
VS.
Trish Stratus vs. Melina (Catfight - Throw Your Opponent Out of the Ring to Win)
Melina’s music hits and photographers rush down the walkway, a red carpet rolled out. Melina struts out for the first ever NHBWO Catfight. She poses and struts down, before doing her famous split entrance! The men in the crowd love that! Melina is stretching as the lights dim and we hear a giggle. Trish Stratus’ music kicks in and the 100% Babe walks out onto the stage. She posses, and walks down, taunting Melina as she goes. She rolls in and the 2 face off as the referee rings the bell. The bell sounds. The 2 are trash talking in the ring and then Melina connects with a forearm. Trish staggers back and Melina boots her against the ropes. Melina charges but Trish moves and Melina puts on the breaks. Melina turns and get the taste slapped out of her mouth by Trish. Melina smirks then slaps Trish. Trish spears Melina and starts shaking her head, and then Melina turns her over and starts scratching at Trish’s face. Trish flips her over and Melina lands on her feet. Trish sits up and gets sidekicked in the back of the head. Melina picks her up and then gives her a Russian leg sweep.
Melina picks her up and throws her against the turnbuckle. Trish turns round and gets slammed down. Melina goes to the second rope and jumps off but Trish kicks a leg up and Melina gets booted in the face. She holds her jaw in pain as Trish nips up and bulldogs Melina down. Trish rolls her over but Melina holds onto the ropes, then rakes Trish’s eyes, buying herself some time. Melina gets up, then springboards off the top rope with a diving forearm! Melina grabs Trish and tries to throw her out but Trish falls on the apron and rolls in quickly.Trish is lifted up by Melina but Trish jumps and dropkicks Melina back. Trish gets up quickly and tries to go for the Stratusfaction but Melina shoves her over the top rope! Trish lands carefully on the apron shaking. Melina charges but Trish falls down on the apron quickly. Melina charges but Trish sweeps her legs under her and Melina falls down on the apron. Trish kicks Melina in the face but Melina slaps Trish. Melina gets up and tries to clothesline Trish but Trish ducks, and Melina turns round into the Chick Kick! Melina flies back onto the stairs and lands on the floor! Trish wins the first ever Catfight!
Winner: Trish Stratus
After-Math: A Satisfying Announcement
**Trish Stratus grabs the mic as Melina holds her face on the outside**
Trish Stratus: Sorry bitch, the top diva is in charge. And next Saturday, April 1’st on Turmoil, I’m going to announce my new managerial client. And I guarantee Stratusfaction!
**Trish drops the mic as her music hits and she walks off to the back, laughing at Melina as she goes**
Location: The Boston Civic Center, Boston, Massachusetts
Main Event: Elimination Chamber World title Match
Fans in Attendance: 18,500
A screaming guitar explodes through the arena, the crowd on it’s feet screaming. Alter Bridge’s “Find The Real” plays as Austin Owens and Joey Styles prepare to start off the night.
The Broadcast Booth:
Joey Styles: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Night Of Glory! You can feel it in the air, the crowd is ready, there will never be a night this big! I’m here with my co-host, Austin Owens, and Austin, the big question on everyone’s mind, will Ryan Beyer return and accept Vince’s challenge?”
Austin Owens: “You know, Ryan Beyer is a man of his word. I don’t think there’s any way he’ll accept the challenge. He’s got much better things to do, I’m sure.”
Joey Styles: “Well, we’ll find out. Also, we’ve got the Elimination Chamber tonight, two tons of solid pain and steel. Masters will walk in the champion, but will he walk out the same?”
Austin Owens: “There’s no give to that structure. It is solid, and let me tell you, no one walks out of that cage in mint condition”
Joey Styles: “Here’s the match I’m excited for: Melina and Trish Stratus! I’ve never seen better assets from two women!”
Austin Owens: “Then we’ve got some brotherly love, Matt and Jeff Hardy go one on one for fifty-thousand dollars!”
Joey Styles: “Hey. . . that’s more than we make in a year! I want in on that match!”
Match Promo: Lethal vs. Taz vs. Rob Van Dam, Triple Threat
Joey Styles: “Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this match may get deadly. We’ve got three of the most hardcore superstars in the industry, Van Dam, Taz, and Jay Lethal. I’d ask who will walk out, but I don’t think anyone will!”
Austin Owens: “A shot at the NHBWO Custom Champion is on the line, and these men will have no problem killing if necessary! Send the kids to bed, this one will be a doozy!”
VS.VS.
Jay Lethal vs. Taz vs. Rob Van Dam (Triple Threat Match for the #1 Contenders spot to the NHBWO Custom Championship)
Poppin My Collar by Three 6 Mafia hits on the PA system. Out comes Jay Lethal onto the stage! He jumps up, getting the crowd pumped like him. He runs to the ring, diving onto the apron then jumping over the ropes. He stretches in the ring while the lights turn orange. A heartbeat bleeps across the arena. Taz is in the building! Taz walks out, and walks straight down into the ring, throwing off the hood and laying into Jay with rights and lefts! The 2 are brawling as Rob Van Dam’s music hits! Rob Van Dam is just playing to the crowd while Taz and Jay brawl. Rob walks down into the ring calmly as the referee rings the bell. The bell sounds. Taz has grabbed Jay and has him in a waist lock. Rob runs at Jay but Jay lifts his legs up and Rob spears Taz, but Taz suplexes Jay out of the ring as well! Rob starts laying into Taz with rights and lefts but as he gets up, Jay springboards over the top rope and hits a sunset flip on RVD! The referee is about to go for the count but Taz grabs Jay by the throat and lifts him up in the Tazmission! Rob nips up and hits a Peel kick onto Taz! Jay rolls back and Taz’s shoulders are down but Rob breaks the pinfall. Rob grabs Taz and gives him an Irish whip. Rob jumps over Taz, but Taz quickly puts on the breaks and clotheslines RVD down hard from behind. Taz grabs him in a full nelson and delivers a release full nelson suplex. Jay is back up and catches Taz with an insiguri from behind, kicking Taz in the face. Jay comes off the ropes and nails Taz with a shining wizard! Taz goes down but RVD is back up, and he and Jay exchange knife edge chops before Jay boots Rob in the midsection, and then delivers a hard DDT.
Jay nips up and stands in the corner, waiting for Taz to get up. Jay runs and goes for a missile dropkick to the midsection but Taz moves and Jay goes flying into the turnbuckle! Taz picks him up and takes him to all 4 corners, bouncing his head off the turnbuckles. Jay turns round and Taz gives him a hip toss but Jay lands on his feet and super kicks Taz out of the ring! Rob runs over and monkey flips Jay into the middle of the ring. Rob climbs the ropes but instead of frog splashing Jay and ending it, he gives a split legged moonsault onto Taz on the outside! Both men are out, and Jay is getting up. As Rob and Taz get up, Jay runs in and corkscrew plan Chas onto his opponents! All 3 men are down, with Jay being the first one up. Taz gets up after him, and Jay swings but Taz moves and release German suplexes Jay into the guard rail! Taz turns round into a spinning heel kick from Van Dam, who throws him into the ring. Rob climbs to the top rope. He’s going for it! The 5 Star Frog Splash! Jay somehow gets up and shakes the ropes so Rob crotches himself! Jay stands on the second rope and hits a wicked kick with his heel into Rob’s temple that knocks him off the rope! Jay climbs to the top, and nails Taz with a diving hurricanrana! Taz flips into the ropes, and rolls out. Jay is holding his neck, and then goes over to the ropes to dive out again. Rob and Taz each grabs a leg though and pulls him out, sending Jay flying into the guard rail! Taz turns on Rob and hits him with a forearm then a snap suplex on the floor! Taz grabs Rob and throws him in, as Jay starts to stir on the outside of the ring. Taz rolls in as well and stalks Rob. He’s going for the Taz mission but Jay climbs in and splits his legs, dropkicking Rob & Taz!
Jay flips back after that and lands on his feet, then hits an elbow drop on both but Rob grabs Jay’s arm and locks on an armbar! Rob rolls over and sits back, yanking at Jay’s arm. Taz is stirring and locks on the Tazmission on Rob who still has an arm bar on Jay! Jay sees Rob fading and he can get out, then Jay boots Taz in the side of the head. Taz let’s go and Jay Irish whips him into the corner. Jay runs and dives on Taz’s shoulders then hurricanranas him over the top rope, and Jay stays on the apron. Jay climbs up and sees RVD on the other side of the ring. Jay dives and splashes Rob! Diving splash from corner to corner! Taz is up on the apron, and gets in, holding his neck. Rob gets up and Taz locks in the Tazmission again! He dives back into a pinning combo but Jay runs, grabs Taz’s legs and flips over! He kicks rob and Rob rolls away but Taz’s shoulders are down! 1-2-KICK-OUT! Jay Lethal was so close there! Jay and Taz are brawling while Rob slowly climbs over to the ropes. Jay and Taz hit a double clothesline on each other. Rob dives and hits the 5 Star Frog Splash on both! He mainly hits Taz and Rob bounces off, but a masked man runs down to the ring and pulls Rob out finally. He is holding Rob against the guard rail and Jay gets the cover. 1-2-3! Jay Lethal steals it!
Winner: Jay Lethal
Backstage Segment:Vince McMahon in his Office
As the scene opens a camera pans around the office of Vince McMahon. An anxious Vince can be seen sitting in his chair tapping his foot on the floor. As time goes by he angrily snatches up the phone and dials a number.
Vince McMahon: Hey, make sure you guys set up the ring. I have a feeling that son of a bitch, Ryan Beyer will be here tonight. If he doesn’t come, I’ll drag his ass here and force him to accept my challenge. I’m Vince McMahon dammit!!!
Man on phone: Yes sir Vince. We’ll get on it right away, no worries.
The man finishes speaking and Vince slams down the phone breaking it. He then picks up the phone and slings it across the room causing it to dent the wall. Under his breath he begins to talk.
Vince McMahon: That son of a B*tch.....I HATE him!!!
Match Promo: John Cena vs. JBL
John Cena is shown on the screen, standing against a blue background. Cena is washed away into John Bradshaw Layfield. Finally, their singular images are wiped away to show both men blurring into each other, posing for their match.
John Cena: “JBL, my time is now! You can push me around all you want, but I will not move! John Cena is going to beat the sh*t out of you and your grandmother! Word Life!”
John Bradshaw Layfield: “John Cena, I’ll show you what it means to face a true American, not some wanna-be punk! Cena, I’m going to kick. . . your. . . ass!”
The camera returns to the announce table, where Joey Styles and Austin Owens are ready for the next match.
Joey Styles: “Bradshaw and Cena are both newcomers, and you know this match will mean more than a victory, this is their chance to prove themselves!”
Austin Owens: “You only get one first big match, and this one will definitely decide their futures! I can’t wait!”
VS.
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. John Cena
Vince then suddenly gets up from his chair and begins pacing around the room as the scene fades to the main arena where JBL’s music sounds out over the P.A. system. A long white limo pulls out from beside the stage with a set of horns on top of the hood. As it drives down the ramp, JBL raises out from the sun roof and begins waving at the crowd. As he waves he receives boos from the audience. He begins to smile at the fans and as the limo stops he lowers back into it. As he does strobe lights suddenly begin flashing and “My Time is Now” blares out over the P.A. system. “The Doctor of Thuganomics”, John Cena comes running out from the black curtain throwing up his arms into the air. The fans go into a frenzy as He yells into the sea of fans. He then looks down towards the limo, and sees that JBL hasn’t come out of it yet. He begins running down towards it and as he reaches it he jumps on top of it. He kicks in the sun roof and reaches down inside. As he begins to pull his arm back out from the limo he has a smile on the face. He gives a hard tug and out comes JBL yelling in pain because of the grip Cena has on his hair. JBL is finally all the way out of the limo and both men stand on top of the limo. Cena throws a few punches but JBL blocks them. He lifts Cena up and slams him backfirst across the roof of the limo causing it to sink in a few inches. As Cena holds his back in pain JBL rolls of the limo and climbs into the ring.
He begins to taunt Cena who I just getting to his feet. An angry Cena rolls under the bottom rope only to be stomped down by JBL. With each heavy stomp, Cena is put in more pain. The ref separates the two and calls for the bell signaling the beginning of the match. As Cena slowly gets to his feet JBL charges at him. Cena reluctantly moves out of the way and causes JBL to go face first into the top turnbuckle. Cena then pounces on him and begins slamming JBL’s head onto the turnbuckle. With each slam the crowd counts 1...2....3....4...5...6...7, but before Cena can do an eighth one JBL elbows Cena in the gut. He then slams his knee into his head and begins hammering away at his back. He then lifts him up for a huge pump handle slam. As Cena hits the ground JBL begins to laugh at him. JBL yells for Cena to get up, but he is slowly making progress. JBL gets tired of waiting on him to get up so he grabs a handful of hair and lifts him up. He kicks him in the gut and sets Cena up for a powerbomb, but as he tries to lift him up Cena flips JBL over. As JBL makes impact with the ring, Cena springs up with a burst of energy. He bounce off the ropes and goes for the five knuckle shuffle. He connects and JBL holds his face in pain. Cena then goes over to one of the corners and pumps up his shoes. He climbs to the top rope, but JBL shoves him off to the outside. As Cena falls he connects with the safety barricades. JBL then rolls under the bottom rope and begins stomping away at Cena’s hurt body. JBL then pulls Cena up to his feet and tries to Irish whip into the ring post. Cena reverses it and sends JBL crashing face first into the post busting his forehead wide open. As JBL falls backwards the blood rushes down his face giving him a crimson red mask. Cena then pulls JBL up by his hair and slams him back first against the ring apron sending him into pain. JBL rolls around on the ground in front of the announce table holding his back as Cena rolls back into the ring breaking the ten count initiated by the referee. Cena then walks over to the announce table and pulls off the top. He then throws off the monitors and drags JBL up onto it.
As Cena steps onto the table himself he lifts JBL up. As he staggers around he gets kicked in the gut and Cena lifts him up onto his shoulders. He lets out a yell and F-Us JBL straight through the announce table as Styles and Owens dodge the train wreck. As both men lay on the ground holding their aching bodies the referee rolls out of the ring. He checks on both men and starts the ten count once again after checking on both men. He reaches five and both men begin to stir a little. They both slowly make it to the ring apron and pull themselves up. The referee slides into the ring between them as the make their way back into the ring. As both men make it to their feet in the ring, they charge at each other. They both lock up in the center of the ring and JBL receives a kick to the gut from Cena. With blood dripping down his face, JBL lifts back up and punches Cena. Cena stumbles back a few feet and JBL bounces off the ropes. He goes for the close line from hell but Cena ducks, and as he heads back towards Cena from the opposite rope he is lifted up onto Cena’s shoulders. Cena lets out one last yell and slams him down to the mat with a heart stopping F-U. Cena slowly makes the cover and the referee counts the 1...2...3!
Winner: John Cena
After-Math: An unprovoked attack
The referee signals for the bell and helps Cena to his feet. His music hits the P.A. system and he begins to celebrate his victory over JBL. A happy Cena climbs the turnbuckle as a bloody JBL rolls out of the ring. As Cena continues to celebrate, Carlito Caribbrean Cool slides into the ring. He has an apple in his hand and bites into it. He drops the rest of the apple and begins to chew it up. Cena then climbs down from the turnbuckle and as he turns around Carlito spits the apple into his face. Blinded by the chewed up apple Cena gets hammered onto by Carlito. After viciously beating Cena down, Carlito rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair. He climbs bak into the ring with it and as Cena makes it to his feet, he swings the chair with all his might. With full force the chair slams into John Cena’s skull. As he falls to the ground blood spills all over the mat. Carlito then stands over a busted open Cena and eats the rest of the apple he brought to the ring with him.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t know what has gotten into Carlito, but right it sure as hell isn’t good.
Owens: Styles, shut your mouth. What Carlito just did was beautiful. Someone needed to shut John Cena up and that is just what he did.
Match Promo: Trish Stratus vs. Melina
Joey Styles: “Here we go folks, sexiest match of the night! Owens, what the?! Put that thing away, we’re in public! What we do in our hotel room is private!
Austin Owens: “Alright, fine. Trish and Melina, I’ve never seen anyone looking better! Let’s just hope that some tops, and bottoms come off!”
VS.
Trish Stratus vs. Melina (Catfight - Throw Your Opponent Out of the Ring to Win)
Melina’s music hits and photographers rush down the walkway, a red carpet rolled out. Melina struts out for the first ever NHBWO Catfight. She poses and struts down, before doing her famous split entrance! The men in the crowd love that! Melina is stretching as the lights dim and we hear a giggle. Trish Stratus’ music kicks in and the 100% Babe walks out onto the stage. She posses, and walks down, taunting Melina as she goes. She rolls in and the 2 face off as the referee rings the bell. The bell sounds. The 2 are trash talking in the ring and then Melina connects with a forearm. Trish staggers back and Melina boots her against the ropes. Melina charges but Trish moves and Melina puts on the breaks. Melina turns and get the taste slapped out of her mouth by Trish. Melina smirks then slaps Trish. Trish spears Melina and starts shaking her head, and then Melina turns her over and starts scratching at Trish’s face. Trish flips her over and Melina lands on her feet. Trish sits up and gets sidekicked in the back of the head. Melina picks her up and then gives her a Russian leg sweep.
Melina picks her up and throws her against the turnbuckle. Trish turns round and gets slammed down. Melina goes to the second rope and jumps off but Trish kicks a leg up and Melina gets booted in the face. She holds her jaw in pain as Trish nips up and bulldogs Melina down. Trish rolls her over but Melina holds onto the ropes, then rakes Trish’s eyes, buying herself some time. Melina gets up, then springboards off the top rope with a diving forearm! Melina grabs Trish and tries to throw her out but Trish falls on the apron and rolls in quickly.Trish is lifted up by Melina but Trish jumps and dropkicks Melina back. Trish gets up quickly and tries to go for the Stratusfaction but Melina shoves her over the top rope! Trish lands carefully on the apron shaking. Melina charges but Trish falls down on the apron quickly. Melina charges but Trish sweeps her legs under her and Melina falls down on the apron. Trish kicks Melina in the face but Melina slaps Trish. Melina gets up and tries to clothesline Trish but Trish ducks, and Melina turns round into the Chick Kick! Melina flies back onto the stairs and lands on the floor! Trish wins the first ever Catfight!
Winner: Trish Stratus
After-Math: A Satisfying Announcement
**Trish Stratus grabs the mic as Melina holds her face on the outside**
Trish Stratus: Sorry bitch, the top diva is in charge. And next Saturday, April 1’st on Turmoil, I’m going to announce my new managerial client. And I guarantee Stratusfaction!
**Trish drops the mic as her music hits and she walks off to the back, laughing at Melina as she goes**