Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:24:19 GMT -5
Saturday Night Turmoil: Saturday, March 4, 2006
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Main Event: Triple H vs. Chris Jericho
Fans in Attendance: 2,500
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Main Event: Triple H vs. Chris Jericho
Fans in Attendance: 2,500
The Broadcast Booth
FireWorks explode near the staging area as the camera pans on a sold out crowd. Camera cuts to the broadcast booth where Joey Styles is seated with his broadcast partner Paul Heyman. Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to Saturday Night Turmoil! We are two weeks away from Night of Glory, and you know the superstars are feeling the heat! Austin Owens: It’s weird walking though the back, very quiet. Usually it’s quite loud back there. Joey Styles: |
Austin Owens: That's right you little creep you! Night of Glory is going to be really great! Over two hours insulting you!
Joey Styles: You are one weird fat man.
Austin Owens: That’s because I was made fun of as a kid..
Joey Styles: Aww. . . there, there big guy. After the show, I tell you what we’ll do, we’ll rent a hotel room, and. . . oh, we’re still on. Anyway, our first match!
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Rick Rude vs. John Cena
Rick Rude vs. John Cena
“My Time Is Now” screams through the arena, as the hip hop beat of John Cena rumbles. Cena steps out from behind the curtain, and throws his hands up, forcing his fists together with his pinkies sticking up. He begins walking down the ramp, giving a few high fives. He wears a signature jersey, and as he shakes hands with the fans, a man in a leather jacket and a hat hit him hard in the face. The man hops over the barricade, and tears off the hat and jacket to reveal himself as Rick Rude. Rude tosses Cena into the steps, and bashes his head into them twice. Cena is flung into the ring, where he is already feeling the effects of the beatdown.
Rick Rude continues to beat down on Cena. Rude rips John Cena's jersey from his body and wraps it around his throat. Rude chokes Cena as the referee begins the 5 count. Rick breaks the choke hold after 4. Rude brings Cena to his feet, running him into the ropes he nails a high knee lift. Rude runs against the ropes and hits a flying elbow drop. He goes for the pin early in the match. 1, 2. Cena kicks out. Rude picks up Cena and drops him to the mat with a body slam. He runs against the ropes and attempts another elbow drop but Cena moves out of the way and Rude catches nothing but canvas. Cena takes advantage and beats Rude up as he backs into a corner. Rude kicks Cena the guts and reverses him into the corner. Rude stomps away at Cena as he slowly falls to the mat. Rude kicks Cena in the face over and over again until a noticeable black and blue mark appears on the upper forehead. Rude lifts Cena to his feet and hurls him to the outside.
Rude and Cena battle on the outside of the ring as the referee enforces the 10 count. Cena gains an upper advantage after running Rude into the corner post. He tosses him back into the ring just as the referee reaches eight. Rude backs away holding his hands up. Rude gets to his feet and Cena shoves Rude into the corner and begins to unload on him with rights and lefts. Cena runs Rude into the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Rude kicks out. Cena lifts Rude up and positions him on the top turnbuckle. Cena climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and hooks his arm just under Rudes chin. He attempts to give Rude a superplex. But, Rude reverses it with shots to the gut on Cena which causes him to lose his balance and fall to the mat below. Rude comes off the turnbuckle with another one of his elbow drops. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Cena kicks out. Rude looking frustrated throws Cena back to the outside. Rude pumbles Cena on the outside as the referee begins the 10 count once more. Rude brings Cena down to the hard cold concrete floor.
Rick Rude lifts Cena to his feet, and tosses him back into the ring. Rick Rude grabs Cena by the throat, and slowly brings him down. There, Rude again lifts Cena, and puts his head between his legs. Rude pulls Cena’s legs up, and drops him on his head, nearly breaking his neck with a spike piledriver. Rick Rude dives onto Cena, and gets the pin, one. . . two. . . three.
Winner: Rick Rude
Rude stands at the top of the ramp flexing, as the camera fades to a commercial. An advertisement for the “Help Ryan Beyer Buy Musical Equipment Fund” is shown. If you’d like to help, give Ryan a PM with the amount in US Dollars you’d like to donate.
Carlito‘s Cabana
The camera cuts to the ring where Carlito’s Cabana has been set up. In the corners stand tall palm trees and in the center of the ring lies a mat symbolizing a beach. Half the color of water and half the color of sand. On the half of the mat that looks like sand there are two beach chairs with coconut drinks setting on them. In between the two chairs sets a bucket of apples. As the camera continues to pan around the ring and look at the tropical set up of the cabana a spitting noise bursts out over the P.A. system. The curtain flies open reveal Carlito Caribbean Cool dressed in light khaki pants and a blue flowery shirt. As he makes his way out onto the ramp he looks at the booing crowd and smirks. He begins walking down the ramp and with each step his poofy hair bounces. As he reaches the ring he walks up the ring steps and steps in between the middle and top ropes. As Carlito enters the ring the spitting noise bursts out over the P.A. system and his music cuts off. As he looks around at his beautiful set up he spots a microphone laying in one of the beach chairs. He grabs the microphone and walks over to the center of the ring. He awaits the boos from the crowd to die and begins to smirk. Finally they quiet down and Carlito begins to speak Carlito: Welcome to Carlito’s Cabana! The fans give a mixed reaction Carlito: Tonight in the cabana I bring to you two very special guests. One being the NHBWO Intercontinental Champion, and the other being a self-proclaimed Legend Killer. I guess you could say these two guys are kind of “COOL”, so lets bring them on down to the ring and find out. “Unleashed” by Saliva hits and the curtain flies open. The Intercontinental Champion Batista makes his way out in wrestling gear. He carries the intercontinental title proudly on his shoulder and begins his walk down to the ring. He climbs into the ring and stands before Carlito with a huge presence. Carlito: Batista, tonight you are involved in a handi-cap match against Randy Orton and Raven. He kept his partner from you a secret for a pretty good while eh? Batista: I guess you could say that, but no matter who Randy would have picked I still wouldn’t be scared. Carlito, I don’t know if you know this but I’m Intercontinental champion, something you’re not. Carlito: Woah...woah....woah there big man. That’s not “COOL”. This is Carlito’s Cabana, and no one talks to me lie that. You may be “The Animal”, but I’m “COOL” and nothing can beat that. So without further adieu lets bring out your good friend Randy Orton. “Burn My Light” by Mercy Drive hits and the legend killer makes his way out from behind the black curtain. He looks around at the audience for a few seconds as he makes his way on to the stage and quickly begins to walk down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and gets face to face with the animal himself Batista. As the two stare each other down Carlito steps in between them and separates them. Carlito: Before you two go and tear each other apart, we’ve got a show to do. These people came to see Carlito’s Cabana, and that’s what they are gonna see. Carlito is not just gonna let you two go at it. I’m going to get this show going, and that my friends is because Carlito is “COOL”. Now as you both know, at Night of Glory it will be you, Batista defending your Intercontinental Championship against Randy Orton. Batista, do you think you will be able to retain your title against Randy, or will you become a victim of the legend killer? Batista: Carlito, I’ve got no worries going into Night of Glory. I’m gonna go in there Intercontinental Champion and walk out the same way. I’m not scared at all of Randy Orton and I will retain my title. Randy: Just hold on one second there Batista. You think I’m a joke huh? Well tonight when you have to go through me and Raven you’re going to find out who the legend killer is. Batista, tonight me and Raven are going to cause you great pain. And when you feel that pain, you’re going to realize that the end is near Batista. It is only a matter of time now big man. Batista: Keep talking Randy, and I’ll Batista bomb your ass right here, right now. Batista finishes speaking and Carlito pulls out a shiny red apple from his pocket. He shines it up with his shirt and begins to talking. Carlito: Batista, that’s not “COOL”. You o Batista bomb Randy on your own time, not Carlito’s. You’re just not being very “COOL” right now Batista, and do you know what Carlito does to people who don’t want to be COOL"? Carlito takes a bite from the apple, and Randy Orton makes a sudden movement. Batista quickly reacts and turns towards Randy as Carlito chews on the apple. Batista realizes that Randy isn’t doing anything and quickly turns around towards Carlito Carlito: I spit in their face! Carlito kicks Batista in the stomach as he also spits chunks of chewed up apple in his face. As Batista holds his stomach and turns around Randy catches him with an RKO while Carlito rolls out of the ring with the mic still in his hand Carlito: Now that was “COOL”. Carlito’s music hits as he makes his way up the ramp smiling at the angered crowd |