Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:19:01 GMT -5
Saturday Night Turmoil: Saturday, February 18, 2006
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Main Event: Shawn Michaels & Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho & Batista (Tag Team Title Match)
Fans in Attendance: 1,800
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Main Event: Shawn Michaels & Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho & Batista (Tag Team Title Match)
Fans in Attendance: 1,800
Tonights show was completely written by Chris Jericho, except for:
Ryan Beyer wrote the main event and opening commentary
Vince McMahon formatted and added the code.
The Broadcast Booth:
FireWorks explode near the staging area as the camera pans on a sold out crowd. Camera cuts to the broadcast booth where Joey Styles is seated with his broadcast partner Paul Heyman. Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to Saturday Night Turmoil! Tonight’s Turmoil has been specially booked for the juniors of NHBWO! Paul Heyman: That's right Mr. Styles. This is going to be one heck of a night! The BoogeyMan is going to take on Kevin, a typical strength vs. speed match. Joey Styles: Boogeyman just scares the crap out of me, Heyman. Paul Heyman: That’s because you’re a pussy, Styles. Honestly. Joey Styles: Say what you will, Paul, but I know you sleep with a nightlight. . . In diapers! ANYWAY, we’ve got Hargreves taking on Matt Striker tonight! Paul Heyman: I’m excited for this one. Hargreves is looking to teach Striker a lesson, and it should be a good one. Joey Styles: Goldberg is going to take on Randy Orton. Paul Heyman: And Goldberg isn’t even here yet. People in back are flipping out! Anyway, we’ve got our first match for you, Samoa Joe vs. John Cena! |
VS.
Samoa Joe vs. John Cena
Samoa Joe vs. John Cena
An ominous drum sounds over the arena; and heralds the arrival of Samoa Joe. The Samoan War Machine steps out from behind the curtain with a microphone in his hand, and a towel draped around his neck. Looking around at the crowd, Joe spits on the metal, and continues down the ramp. He cautiously climbs up the steps, and ducks into the ring. Lifting his mic up to his mouth, Joe begins to speak:
Joe: “Hey. (Fans boo) Shut up dammit! Do not interrupt Samoa Joe, or it’ll be the last thing you do! I’m here tonight to inform all of you that I will not be competing in my match against John Cena. To tell the truth, I won’t be wrestling here anymore. This place sucks, and it’s because of people holding me down. People like Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H.”
“Time is Now” hits over the arena and the fans go nuts. Cena backs out of the curtain holding a mic, and wearing a throwback jersey. He lifts his shirt up, and tosses it out to the ecstatic crowd, and it is caught by a lucky female. Cena now lifts his mic up to his mouth and starts to talk:
Cena:[/b] “Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe! You be hatin’ on something you don’t even know about man! You’re not in Chris Jericho’s league. You’re not in Triple H’s league. And you damn not in Shawn Michaels league man. Get it straight son, you’re not in anyone’s league. You never will be man. What you see is a “Samoan War Machine”. What I see is a fat piece of crap! Man, let’s cut the crap and flush it. Joe, me and you still happenin’!”
Cena charges down the ramp to square off with Joe. Halfway down the ramp, Joe meets Cena, and they start to brawl. John sends Joe into the barricades, and rolls him down the ramp. Cena then lifts him up and sends him shoulder first into the turnbuckle pole. He then throws Joe into the ring, and the match starts. Cena starts with a couple of stomps to Joe, and then hits a running elbow. John lifts him up, but Joe clocks Cena with a leg lariat out of nowhere! Samoa Joe now goes to work on Cena’s leg by dropping his leg on it, and then hooking on a leg lock. Cena grabs the nearby ropes, and the hold is released at 4. Joe gets angry at the ref for threatening to disqualify him, and goes to punch him, but the ref ducks. Joe turns around and is lifted up by Cena, and dropped hard on his back by an FU. Cena then runs against the ropes, and falls on Joe with a 5 Knuckle Shuffle for the win.
Winner:[/color] John Cena
After-Math: John Cena leaves Samoa Joe a little token of his appreciation
After the match, Cena rolls Joe out from the ring, and nails him with a chair. He then clears the announce table of the monitors, and lifts Joe up on his shoulders much to the delight of the fans. After some pause, Cena slams Joe on the announce table, and it crashes in half. Cena shakes his hand in front of his face, telling Joe “that he can’t see him” and leaves to the crowd cheering him madly.
VS.
Kevin vs. The Boogey Man
Kevin vs. The Boogey Man
The arena lights drop into a ghastly black as a light guitar chord hits the speakers. This chord begins to build up into a distorted sound as Kevin rips through the NHBWO curtains for his debut match. The lyrics for “Useless” by Rikets blare throughout the arena and Kevin raises his arms up in defiance. Wearing messy tank-top and baggy pants, Kevin continues down the metal ramp not caring about the fans lackluster reaction. He slides grimly under the bottom rope and heads over to a turnbuckle and climbs it. On top, Kevin again raises his arms like before, and drops down without an expression.
All of a sudden, the dark lights change into a mysterious red, and smoke fills the arena. “I’m the Boogeyman, and I’m comin’ to getcha” is heard over the arena, and an awkward sound blares over the speaker. The Boogeyman walks out of the curtain with his mysterious staff and an old-fashioned clock in his hands. He starts to chant some mysterious dialogue and an explosion rocks the arena which frightens the fans. The Boogeyman walks down the ramp until he reaches the middle, where he cracks the clock over his head and throws the shattered antique on the floor. He picks up his staff, and knocks it on the floor, and a hideously smelling steam is unleashed over the arena. Before he can get in the ring, Boogeyman is hit by a vaulting body press from Kevin.
Kevin starts to pummel the Boogeyman in the face, and throws him into the steps. He picks up the knocked off part of it, and goes to hit Boogeyman, but gets a kick to the gut in return. The Boogeyman throws him in the ring, and plays to the crowd. Out of nowhere, Kevin comes back with a dropkick to the Boogeyman, and sends him into the turnbuckle post. Kevin continues the beat down with multiple stomps to the Boogeyman’s ribs, and sends an elbow into his spine. He covers and gets two. Looking frustrated, Kevin goes up to the top-rope, and crashes into the Boogeyman with both his feet. Kevin hooks one of Boogeyman’s legs, and locks on a modified figure four. The Boogeyman thrashes, and manages to unlock the hold. Kevin charges, but is taken down by a massive boot to the face. He lifts Kevin up, and tosses him into the turnbuckle, where he unleashes rights and lefts onto Kevin. The Boogeyman picks up the groggy Kevin, and sends him back first into the mat with a power slam. He covers for two. The Boogeyman starts to do an awkward dance in the ring, and let’s out a shrill cry as he pounces onto Kevin with more fists. Kevin manages to roll out from under Boogeyman, and takes him down with a running clothesline. He then climbs up top, and flies off with a splash. Boogeyman rolls, and Kevin falls hard onto the mat, crushing his lungs and gut. Boogeyman signals for a power bomb, and drags the tiresome Kevin to his feet. He thrusts him headfirst under his legs, and flips him up to his neck. Kevin realizes the situation, and counters the move into a hurricanrana. Boogeyman gets up surprisingly fast, and catches a crossbody from Kevin. He lifts him up for another powerslam, but Kevin reverses into a reverse DDT. He climbs up to the top-rope, and hits a masterful Shooting Star Leg Drop for the win.
Winner:[/color] Kevin
VS.
Randy Orton vs. Goldberg
“Hey, nothing you can say,” blares throughout the arena, the camera focuses on Randy Orton’s video as Randy Orton walks on top of the ramp, as he spreads out his arms out golden sparks fly from behind Randy Orton. Randy Orton strolls down the arena, smirking in confidence. Once Randy Orton reaches the bottom, with no pause Randy Orton instantly walks up the steel steps and walks onto the middle of the apron. Randy Orton, one leg after the other, steps into the ring through the middle and top rope. Randy Orton proceeds to one turnbuckle and once again spreads his arms out as he smirks, Randy Orton jumps down awaiting Goldberg, who is still not in the building.
Drum beats echo throughout the arena, and Goldberg is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, in the corner of the arena, a distant cheer is head. Goldberg has arrived. He is storming down the aisle, fans patting him on the back. Goldberg hops onto the apron, onto his knees, then steps to his feat, Goldberg steps through the middle and top rope and looks at Orton with a stern look in his eyes, Randy Orton jumps out of the ring, from nervousness. Goldberg stretches against the ring top ropes then steps to a corner of the ring, Randy Orton slides into the ring and stands in the opposing corner, the referee calls for the bell and the match commences.
Both men slowly circle the ring looking for an opening, the both lock up, both bending there knees then standing up, trying to catch there opponent. With Goldberg enormous strength he back Randy Orton into a corner and begins to unload several punches on him. The referee counts, for Goldberg to stop, he stops after the three count. Goldberg slowly raises his hands and backs away from Randy Orton; Randy Orton quickly pounces onto Goldberg with an eye poke. Goldberg staggers on his feat, Randy Orton begins to upper cut three times, Goldberg falls to the floor. Randy Orton jumps on top of him and punches away, Goldberg quickly spins to his stomach, trying to get up, Orton with no pause quickly sprints onto his back and puts a body scissors onto Goldberg, then adds on a chin lock for good measures. Goldberg swings his arm, refusing to give up. Goldberg slowly goes to his knees and then to his feet picking up the “Legend Killer.” Randy Orton looks left and right as Goldberg strolls around the ring with Randy Orton on his back. Goldberg stands in the dead center of the ring and slowly pulls Randy Orton’s chest onto his shoulder, Goldberg jumps in the air and power slams Orton onto his back. Goldberg gets up, breathing deeply as Randy Orton rolls around the ring in pain. Randy Orton gets to his knees, Goldberg signaling for Randy Orton to get up. Goldberg holds Randy Orton high into the air in the military press. Goldberg throws Randy Orton onto his chest. Goldberg quickly lifts Randy Orton up into a spine buster but Randy Orton hits the back of his head several times and reverses into a DDT. Both men lay on the ground motionless. The referee begins to count; Randy Orton slowly gets to his knees as the referee counts to 5. Randy gets to his feat at 6, as Goldberg gets to his knees. Randy Orton quickly gets on Goldberg, kicks him in the gut and executes an inverted head lock back breaker. Goldberg nearly unconscious lies on the ground. Randy Orton hooks his leg, 1, 2, kick out. Randy Orton quickly goes up the turnbuckle and waits for Goldberg to get in his feet. Goldberg spins around, Randy Orton flies high in the air for a flying cross body, Randy hits it but as Goldberg hits the floor he spins around and pins Randy Orton 1, 2, kick out. Although Goldberg got the pin, he is in more pain, Randy Orton quickly gets to his feet once again. Randy Orton gets behind Goldberg and spins Goldberg onto his stomach; Randy Orton quickly puts a headlock on him. Goldberg lays on his back, 1, 2, rolls the shoulder. Goldberg spins onto his knees, then steps to his feet, Randy Orton keeps the headlock on, and Goldberg picks Randy Orton up and does a back drop on him. Both men lay nearly unconscious in the ring. The referee counts, Randy Orton spins to his stomach as Goldberg staggers onto his feet on spaghetti legs. Goldberg falls against the turnbuckle as Randy Orton crawls against the opposing turnbuckle. Goldberg taunts Randy Orton to get up, Randy Orton slowly spins around, Goldberg, like a cheetah runs after Orton for the Speer, Randy Orton jumps out of the way and Goldberg’s shoulder lands on the ring post. Goldberg slowly gets up as Randy taunts for him to turn around, Goldberg turns around Randy Orton jumps into the air, attempting an RKO, Goldberg holds Randy Orton high in the air, then throws him, Randy Orton lands back on his feet, nearly going over the top rope, he wipes the sweat off of his head and turns around, Goldberg picks him up for a jack hammer. As Goldberg holds Randy high in the air, upside down, Randy Orton pokes Goldberg’s eyes then jumps behind him, Goldberg puts his hands over his eyes, Randy Orton taunts for him to turn around, Goldberg slowly turns around and Randy Orton connect with the RKO. He hooks his leg, 1, 2, 3. Ding, Ding, Ding.
Winner:[/color] Randy Orton.
After-Math: In Ring Segment: Randy Orton proclaiming his destiny
Randy Orton pops up to his feet and does his signature taunt. Randy Orton walks to the ring ropes and jumps out through the middle and top rope. He approaches Lillian Garcia and takes her microphone.
Randy Orton: *Takes deep breathes as he rolls back into the ring as Goldberg rolls around the ring in pain.* See Batista, I am the Legend Killer, but I don’t mind killing an animal either. *Fans boo as Randy Orton smirks.* After I hold that title high in the air, I will spit in your face as I would any legend. *Randy Orton smirks his nose, then spits in Goldberg’s face, Goldberg rolls out of the ring* Hold onto your title as much as you can because the Legend Killer is ready to take the Intercontinental championship! *Batista’s theme music plays, as Batista appears on the titan tron. Batista nods his head negatively and then points his thumb down
Backstage Segment: Frustration begins to build
Turmoil comes back from commercial break, and we are shown Chris Jericho in Vince McMahon’s office.
Chris:[/b] “Vince, what in the hell were you thinking when you announced Shawn Michaels as Jeff’s tag team partner?”
Vince:[/b] “Well Chris, I was doing what was best for business. I’m sure the people here would rather see HBK more than Matt Hardy.”
Chris:[/b] “That’s not the point damnit! You’ve screwed me out of a title again!”
Vince:[/b] “Not yet Chris, you still can win the match. All you have to do is make someone submit, or pin someone!”
Chris:[/b] “Still…..”
Matt Hardy slams the door open and runs straight to Vince’s desk.
Matt:[/b] “Damnit Vince, put me in the match! I’m here right?”
Vince:[/b] “I’m sorry Matt, the match is set. You’re not in it.”
Chris:[/b] “As much as I’d like to see you in it Matt, Vince is right. Get out of here you ass clown! You’re not in the match!”
Matt:[/b] “Shut your mouth Chris! You have no business in my affairs, and you never will!”
Vince:[/b] “Chris is right too Matt. Now get the hell out of here! Security!”
Guards come in and pull Matt away.
Matt:[/b] “I will not die Vince! I will not die!”
VS.
Matt Striker vs. Jay Hargreves
Matt Striker’s theme blares over the arena and a chorus of boo’s erupts from the fans. Striker walks through the curtain and begins to talk to the fans, calling them stupid. He trots down the ramp, and carelessly slides into the ring, waiting for Hargreves. Jay’s music plays over the arena, but he is nowhere to be seen! But the crowd starts to cheer as he runs in from the crowd, and hits Matt with a dropkick from behind. Jay now rips his sunglasses off, and throws them out of the ring. The bell rings, and the match starts. Hargreves begins to punch Striker, but Matt grabs his fist, and connects with a right of his own. Matt rolls Jay off, and kicks the rising Hargreves in the gut, then hits an overhead suplex for a quick 2. Striker now locks on a grounded headlock, and starts to drain the will to fight out of Jay. But Hargreves begins to power out, and rises to hit a modified Northern Lights Suplex. He goes up to the nearest turnbuckle, and flies off with a splash to the gut of Matt. The cover gets 2. Jay rolls off of Matt, and sets up for an unknown move in the corner. Striker gets up, and Jay charges with a Yakuza Kick! Matt ducks, and all Jay eats is a turnbuckle to the groin. Striker lifts Jay up on his shoulder, and drops him with a back suplex. Matt lifts Jay up, and tosses him to the ropes, but Hargreves counters, and sends Matt out of the ring! Jay climbs up a turnbuckle, and flips off of it, crashing into Striker. The ref starts the count while both men are laid out on the floor. Jay rises first, and slides into the ring to restart the count. He slides back out, and lifts up Matt, who surprises Hargreves with a right hand to the jaw! Striker now tosses Jay onto the ring barricade, and climbs up the steps. On the apron, Matt leaps off, and nails Jay with an elbow to the back of the head. Jay slumps off the barricade and lands on his neck.
Matt throws Jay into the ring, and puts him in a sleeper hold. Jay counters this by flipping Matt over his shoulder, completing a modified snapmare. Hargreves now runs against the ropes, and hits Matt with a flipping leg drop and gets a 2 count. Jay now gets up and starts to argue with the ref over the count. But, Striker manages to roll-up Hargreves! Jay miraculously kicks out at 2, and hits the surprised Striker with a Shining Wizard. Jay covers, but Matt gets his foot up on the rope. Looking upset yet again, Jay now locks on an excruciating Mexican Surfboard, which causes extreme pain to the legs and neck. Matt pushes the weight back on Jay, and causes his shoulders to hit the mat. The ref counts, but Hargreves lets go of the hold, and kicks out in the process. Hargreves goes up top, but Matt crotches him on the ropes. Striker now climbs up, and hits a superplex. Matt again goes up to the top-rope and hits a might elbow drop for 2. Looking extremely angry, Matt for the third time climbs the top rope and waits for Jay to get to his feet. When he does, Matt flies off the top with a crossbody. Jay ducks, and Matt crashes to the mat. Jay lifts him up, and hits the Wipe-Out out of nowhere for the win.
Winner:[/b] Jay Hargreves