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Post by "The Viper" Randy Orton on Feb 21, 2008 20:18:17 GMT -5
Heyman: I am keeping close watch on many of the younger stars, such as Brock Lesnar, John Morrison, Shane Whelan, and Bryan Danielson. You see, these men are the future of SNME. One day they will be where guys like yourself, Scott, are right now. One day they will be headlining pay-per-views for World Championship matches.
Foreshadowing, eh? How will you feel when your wrestling mat is stained with Randy Orton’s blood?
Orton: You stop right there Raven. I'm getting tired of your bragging. Do you really think you're that confident on beating me this Sunday at Behind Bars?
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Post by Johnny Magnum on Feb 21, 2008 20:18:35 GMT -5
Excuse me Paul. Here is a question. Since we all know you like it extreme what are your thoughts on Sam X vs. Roy in the I Quit match?
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:19:01 GMT -5
Heyman: I am keeping close watch on many of the younger stars, such as Brock Lesnar, John Morrison, Shane Whelan, and Bryan Danielson. You see, these men are the future of SNME. One day they will be where guys like yourself, Scott, are right now. One day they will be headlining pay-per-views for World Championship matches.
Foreshadowing, eh? How will you feel when your wrestling mat is stained with Randy Orton’s blood?
Heyman: Honestly, I will not be quite happy about it... However, you gotta do what you gotta do...
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:21:06 GMT -5
The camera is directed to the side, where a man sits with his hand slightly in the air. His fingers slightly bent, he clears his throat. Others in the room turn to the man with his head looking towards the floor so that the rim of his cowboy hat covers his face.I have a question, which of the superstars are you personally pulling for? Don't give me any bullshit about how you like all, and want everyone to succeed. Everyone prefers one over the other to a certain extent. Undoubtedly, you, along with every other owner of every other federation plays favorites. So I'm just curious as to who will be playing against the odds. Heyman: Is that even a question? Without a doubt I am pulling for the Inmates. I am also pulling for Orton to pull one over on Raven. As for the rest... I don't give a damn who walks out the winners.
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Post by chrishero on Feb 21, 2008 20:21:19 GMT -5
A handsome gentleman in a white button up shirt and a kilt stands up in front of the crowd.
Three things. One, do you know if Shawn Michaels will have a factor in the upcoming Pay Per View, especally after what happened at Cyber Madness? Two, do you have any words for the re-emerging of Brawl For All? Three, this is for the Promise, I will be happy for you to wash my socks, but you will have to settle for Ramen Noodles because I have no Roman Noodles on me
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:22:26 GMT -5
Excuse me Paul. Here is a question. Since we all know you like it extreme what are your thoughts on Sam X vs. Roy in the I Quit match?
This feud has taken both men to whole new levels, and as always I expected that. At Behind Bars these men are not going to wrestle... They are going to kill one another. Someone will not be walking out by their own strength, I can guarantee that!
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Post by Chris Jericho on Feb 21, 2008 20:22:40 GMT -5
Chris Jericho bursts into the conference room, holding a bottle of water, and is half assed panting. Chris nods at everyone and sits down in a chair next to Sam X as he awaits his turn.
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Post by "Scotty Flamingo" on Feb 21, 2008 20:23:58 GMT -5
Foreshadowing, eh? How will you feel when your wrestling mat is stained with Randy Orton’s blood?
Heyman: Honestly, I will not be quite happy about it... However, you gotta do what you gotta do... But blood is a beautiful decoration Paul. Next, Randal I know I will beat you. The Flock is at my hand waiting to pounce on you like dead bait at the snap of my finger. Randy, when you planted me with the RKO, all of hell froze over and the City of Woe was abandoned. I feel their pain and that pain is the motivation I need to win. And I have the motivation to win and all you have is the fact you knocked out my beautiful girlfriend with a steel chair. And Paul, I just want to warn you, after this Sunday, Kurt Angle or Chris Jericho – whoever wins the Hell in a Cell – will be facing real hell, as I will get the title shot I deserve and I will win.
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:24:49 GMT -5
A handsome gentleman in a white button up shirt and a kilt stands up in front of the crowd.
Three things. One, do you know if Shawn Michaels will have a factor in the upcoming Pay Per View, especally after what happened at Cyber Madness? Two, do you have any words for the re-emerging of Brawl For All? Three, this is for the Promise, I will be happy for you to wash my socks, but you will have to settle for Ramen Noodles because I have no Roman Noodles on me... Heyman: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper... Michaels? Are you kidding me? Shawn Michaels will not be at Behind Bars. He has finally realized that his days in the ring are over, and he belongs nowhere near it. Brawl For All? What the hell is that?
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:26:10 GMT -5
Heyman: Are there any further questions for me?
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Post by Chris Jericho on Feb 21, 2008 20:27:46 GMT -5
A man in a black and white pinstripe suit is seen raising his hand.
"Mr. Heyman, Mr. Heyman, I have a question about the main event. What do you think about the whole feud of Jericho/Angle, and the fact that despite being a massive underdog, Jericho continues to impress with victories? Who, in your opinion has the best chance of walking out World Champ, especially this being Jericho's last chance?"
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:27:50 GMT -5
Heyman: Alright, we will now be moving on to our next guest... He is the current World Heavyweight Champion... Kurt Freakin' Angle!
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Post by Johnny Magnum on Feb 21, 2008 20:28:04 GMT -5
Yes... who do you think took out JP?
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Post by jbp on Feb 21, 2008 20:29:14 GMT -5
Kurt Angle stands at the Podium, World Title draped over his shoulder. He stands patiently, awaiting his first question.
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Post by chrishero on Feb 21, 2008 20:29:56 GMT -5
Piper stands up, and walks over to the press conference table.
Alright listen you slimey fat piece of shit. It truely disgusts me that you have crawled your way into SNME. Now, Brawl For All is for the superstars of tomorrow. Your future Kurt Angles and Chris Jerichos. It's SNME's sidekick. The crumpets to the tea, the Milk to the cookies, and I'll be damned if you don't show any respect.
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Post by "Scotty Flamingo" on Feb 21, 2008 20:30:16 GMT -5
Kurt, after you beat Chris Jericho in the Hell in a Cell, how are you going to prepare to face me?
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:30:26 GMT -5
A man in a black and white pinstripe suit is seen raising his hand. "Mr. Heyman, Mr. Heyman, I have a question about the main event. What do you think about the whole feud of Jericho/Angle, and the fact that despite being a massive underdog, Jericho continues to impress with victories? Who, in your opinion has the best chance of walking out World Champ, especially this being Jericho's last chance?" Heyman: For months Angle and Jericho have been feuding back and fourth. Personally, I must say, it is one of the greatest feuds in the history of SNME, and this Sunday will no doubt be another classic between the two. Honestly, I can't even say who has the best chance. I'm just ready to see the match.
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Post by Theodore Long on Feb 21, 2008 20:31:19 GMT -5
Yes... who do you think took out JP?
Heyman: I don't think anyone did it... I KNOW who did it!
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Post by jbp on Feb 21, 2008 20:33:13 GMT -5
Kurt, after you beat Chris Jericho in the Hell in a Cell, how are you going to prepare to face me?
Scott, I honestly don't know. I have looked forward to the day that you and I square off, for such a long time. Probably, my entire career. I know you have your flock, and I know you have your hardcore mentality. Which is why I cannot give a simple answer, as to how I am gonna train to face you.
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Post by Chris Jericho on Feb 21, 2008 20:33:23 GMT -5
The same douchebag reporter stands up.
"Mr Angle, Mr Angle, if and when Shawn Michaels shows his face, what do you plan on doing to him?"
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