Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Aug 29, 2011 4:33:49 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event: All Stars!
LIVE! From The MkCale Center in Tuscon, Arizona!
8/27/11!
The Saturday Night's Main Event logo slowly wipes across the screen. An unfamiliar riff suddenly perks up our ears, grasping the attention of millions around the world. The song suddenly picks up, as the rest of the band joins in. With the sound of "Kick In The Teeth" by Papa Roach blaring through our ears, a montage of the greatest moments in Saturday Night's Main Event history begins to play. As the chorus kicks in, the screen shatters into millions of tiny pieces. We are suddenly sent into the MkCale Center in Tuscon, Arizona! The thousands of fans in attendance begin to go wild, as lights begin to flash upon the stage. The camera pans throughout the crowd catching them in their moment of excitement and pure adrenaline. We switch cameras, looking on at the stage. The guitar comes in with a solo, as the lights slightly dim. The song slowly rises in volume, as a massive explosion of pyrotechnics shoots off. The stage is completely lit up, and the energy in the building is absolutely amazing. We quickly cut over to Joey Styles and Austin Owens, who bring us the introduction...
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens!
Styles: We are live from Tuscon, Arizona, and man... is it hot here, or what?
Owens: You think its hot now, Joey? Just wait until next weekend. Highway 2 Hell, baby! I can't wait!
Styles: I can hardly wait too, Austin! After the way things have been going, the flames are rising, and the heat is about to get turned up to another level! Last week we saw Shawn Michaels lay down the law for Roy Rowe and Johnny Magnum. They'll go head to head at Highway 2 Hell, and the winner will receive a contract for Saturday Night's Main Event!
Owens: Are those high stakes, or what? Roy and Johnny better make sure they've been training because this isn't gonna be a cake walk for either man. These two guys have been best friends for years now, and they know eachother like the back of their hands. I hope the both of them added some new moves to their arsenal because they're gonna need it!
Styles: But that's not all we saw! The Usos and the United Kingdom of Wrestling got into one heck of a brawl, and I'm telling you... these two teams are going to rip one another apart come Highway 2 Hell!
Owens: What about Jacob Jones challenging Alberto Del Rio? Is that huge, or what? Jones seems to think that because Del Rio beat Anthony Ferraro for the Intercontinental Championship, that it fired him up, and cost Jones an opportunity in the Elimination Chamber.
Styles: There's no telling with Jones. The guy is sick and twisted, and if Alberto Del Rio is smart, he'll try to keep things in the ring with Jones at Highway 2 Hell. The things he can do when he gets weapons involved is just brutal I tell you.
Owens: And get this... Mason Moore... he issued an open challenge for someone at the pay-per-view. And guess who answered it? The gorgeous Kammy! That's right, SNME's own Kammy accepted Moore's challenge.
Styles: But they're not fighting for the sake of fighting, Owens. Moore will be putting his shot at the Intercontinental Championship on the line for Kammy's managerial services. Moore believes that seeking Kammy's services will take him to the next level in SNME.
Owens: and don't forget about Chris Danielson challenging the high flying Matt Sydal for the Custom Championship. These two young superstars are going to put on one heck of a match!
Styles: Aren't we forgetting something?
Owens: Uhh... What, Joey?
Styles: The Elimination Chamber, folks! That's right! Six men will go head to head in the Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Owens: Randy Orton! Justin Tyger! CM Punk! Anthony Ferraro! G Stone! These guys are going to tear down the house, baby! I can't wait to see the hell that the Elimination Chamber brings this year!
Styles: Well folks, I think you've heard enough of the talking! But before we get to the ring, we've got exclusive footage that took place last week after All Stars between Justin Tyger and Randy Orton.
We cut backstage following last week’s episode of SNME All Stars, where Randy Orton is sitting on a bench, elbows on his knees, running his hands through the little hair he has. He lets out a heavy exhale, before he starts removing his wrist tape. He throws it to the side, before he starts untaping his other wrist. Suddenly, the door swings open, with a thunderous bang, as it slams into the wall, as Justin Tyger charges into the room, door slamming shut behind him. He walks up to Orton, who is looking down, avoiding eye contact. Tyger stares down at him, with his hands on his hips.
Justin Tyger: You gonna tell me what the hell that was, buddy? Huh?
Randy Orton: Tyger, I….
Justin Tyger: Don’t you even dare bullshit me, Orton! What was that?!
Randy Orton: You don’t understand, Tyger! You don’t understand what all I got going through my mind when I’m out there in the ri….
Justin Tyger: And you don’t think I got a lot on my mind?! Like the fact my supposed best friend just hit me with an RKO?!
Randy Orton: I have too much going on in my mind, Tyger! You know this!
Justin Tyger: I got too much going on every single freakin’ day, and I don’t go around attacking my friends! Name one time I even THREATENED you, let alone did something to you!
Randy Orton: You were in the wrong place at the wrong time, Tyger! You know how I get when I’m out there!
Tyger sighs, hands falling to his side. He slowly sits down beside Orton, setting his elbows on his legs, running his hands through his hair, just like Orton, before his arms fall, laying on his legs, as he puts his hands together, crossing his fingers, looking over at Orton, still red with anger, but slowly calming himself, as Orton keeps his head hung low, still not looking at Tyger.
Randy Orton: Listen… I’m sorry man, I really am. You just got in the middle of it.
Justin Tyger: I guess… but you were gonna punt Seth! I know you ain't friends with him but he’s one of mine!
Randy Orton: You just…. You don’t understand… I go into a fog, I just can’t control myself. I wish I could but I can’t.
Justin Tyger: Even when it’s your best friend, eh?
Randy Orton: Tyger….
Justin Tyger: I know, I just don’t understand… I hope to hell I do soon.
Tyger stands up, looking back down at Orton.
Justin Tyger: I’ll s-… hey, look at me.
Orton slowly brings his head up, looking Tyger in the eyes.
Justin Tyger: I’ll see you later, alright? I gotta leave now if I’m ever gonna make it back to Tennessee before Wednesday.
Randy Orton: Amy?
Justin Tyger: Yeah, hopefully. I’ll text you when I get home, alright? It’s gonna be ten or eleven hours.
Randy Orton: Well, don’t fall asleep getting there.
Justin Tyger: Ahh, you know me better than that. I’ll make it. Later, dude.
Randy Orton: See you.
Tyger walks out of the room, as we follow him into the hallway. He stands there as the door shuts, letting out a sigh. He brings his hand to his face, rubbing his eyes. A loud crash is heard from inside the room, startling Tyger. He quickly grabs the doorknob, before he stops himself. He lets go, before shaking his head, walking off. We cut back to into the room, where Orton is standing over a table, thrown to the ground. His hands are against his face, before he punts the table, sending it across the room. He sits down, throwing himself back against the wall, resting his head back, letting out a heavy sigh, as we fade out.
As the footage finishes playing, the camera cuts back to Styles and Owens.
Styles: The anger of Randy Orton has been building and building, ladies and gentlemen. Will it cost him his best friend? his World Heavyweight Championship? Only time will tell. If Orton isn't careful, his anger is going to get the best of him, and he'll lose it all.
Owens: Guy's got problems, Joey. Major problems!
As Owens finishes speaking, All Stars cuts to commercial.
Tyler Malcolm vs. John Cena
(Singles Match!)
In another impressive showing, Tyler Malcolm defeated the world popular star, John Cena. Cena gave it his all, but the young Tyler Malcolm was just too much. Malcolm ended the match with a Ghetto stomp, showing Cena just what being ghetto is all about.
As All Stars cuts to the back, we are looking on at Shawn Michaels in his office. Shawn looks somewhat stressed. He is suddenly startled, as a loud knock beats against the door. As the knob turns, a massive man enters the room. He head nearly touches the door frame.
Shawn: Wha- what are you doing here, Big Daddy Cool?
Shawn's long time friend, Kevin Nash, enters the office with a wide smile across his face.
Kevin: I got your message, Shawn. I'm here to talk business.
Shawn: i was wondering when you were gonna get back to me about that, but I didn't think you'd show up to the building. Man, is it great to see you, or what? I haven't got to hang with you, hunter, Scott, or Sean in I don't know how long. How's Scott doing?
Kevin: You know... the usual.
Shawn: Its a shame, man.
Kevin: Yeah, I know. But you gotta want to help yourself. But we can catch up later. Let's talk about that deal, Shawn.
As the camera watches on, Nash suddenly grabs it, shoving it and the man operating it out of the room. As the door shuts, All Stars cuts to the ring.
Jey Uso vs. Wade Barrett
(Hardcore Match!)
With their respective partners at ringside, Jey and Wade went head to head. Each man gave it their all, trying to wear the other one down for their tag team match coming up at Highway 2 Hell. As Barrett looked to gain the upper hand, his confidence got the best of him. Jey was able to fight back. He nailed Barrett with the Samoan Drop and flew off the top rope to end the match with a HUGE Samoan Splash!
As the bell sounds, Jimmy and Desmond roll into the ring. Jimmy and Wolfe start swinging wildly at eachother, landing brutal punches. Jey quickly gets in on it, helping Jimmy beat Wolfe down into the corner. As Jimmy and Jey put the boots to Wolfe, William Regal, the manager of the UKoW, rolls into the ring. Regal low blows both Jimmy and Jey, giving his men the upper hand. As Jimmy and Jey collapses to the mat in pain, Desmond Wolfe and Wade Barrett begin to stomp away. With the United Kingdom of Wrestling stomping away at the Usos, security came rushing down to the ring. Security pulled the UKoW away from the Usos, as All Stars faded to commercial.
As All Stars returns from commercial, Maria Kanellis is standing by with Custom Champion, Matt Sydal.
Maria Kanellis: Ladies and gentlemen, I am joined at this time by the Custom Champion... Matt Sydal! Matt, since becoming the Custom Champion at Seven Deadly Sins, Chris Danielson has had his eyes on your Custom Championship. Although the two of you have not had any heated altercations, how do you feel about Danielson gunning for you?
Matt Sydal: Maria, Danielson is a great kid. He's talented in the ring, and he earned his rightful shot at my title. Danielson and I see eye to eye. We're not like a lot of guys in the back. When I found out he was challenging me, I embraced it. I didn't automatically hate him because he wanted my title. That's why every week Danielson and I have been able to get along. We look forward to facing eachother.
Maria Kanellis: Matt, do you think you will be able to retain your title?
Matt Sydal: Of course I do, Maria. Confidence is something every champion needs, and I am most certainly confident in my abilities. There is no doubt in my mind that Chris Danielson is one heck of a talented athlete, but let's be honest... No one is taking this title from me without one heck of a fight.
Maria Kanellis: Speaking of fight... Tonight you go one on one with your hated rival, Alberto Del Rio. After all of the altercations you have had with Del Rio, will this be the final one?
Matt Sydal: Maria, Del Rio and I have never seen eye to eye, and we never will. Del Rio is nothing but a bully, and tonight... I intend on showing him just why it was me that came out on top at Seven Deadly Sins.
Maria Kanellis: Well Matt, thanks for your time. Good luck in your match tonight! Back to you guys at ringside!
As Maria finishes speaking, All Stars cuts to the ring.
Chris Danielson vs. "The Raven" Jacob Jones
(Raven's Rules Match!)
As old rivals stepped into the ring, the action was brutal. Each move was delivered harder than normal. Every chair shot. Every suplex. Every right hand. Jones and Danielson went back and fourth, punishing each other for all they had done to one another in the past. As Danielson looked to gain the upper hand, Jones reached down deep. He harnessed the sick and twisted soul of Raven and punished Danielson. As Jones set Danielson up on the top rope, he leapt up and nailed him with the Glimmering Warlock! As Danielson fell from the ring, he crashed through a table covered in thumb tacs. As Jones rolled out of the ring, he covered Danielson for the victory.
As the bell sounds, Jones pulls Danielson up and tosses him into the ring. As Jones enters the ring, his Hardcore Messiah, Paul Heyman, follows him. Heyman starts to bark out orders, as Jones picks up a singapore cane. Together, Heyman and Jones pull Danielson up and tie him up in the ropes. As Jones takes aim with the kendo stick...
Alberto Del Rio's music blares through the arena! Receiving a round of boos, Alberto Del Rio slowly walks out onto the stage with his precious Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder. As Del Rio distracts Heyman and Jones, officials release Danielson from the ropes and help him out of the ring.
Alberto Del Rio: Jacob Jones, my name... My name is ALBERTOOO DEEEEEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But you know that already, don't you? You see, last week, you made a vow to derail my destiny... but you see, destiny... cannot be changed! Jacob Jones, I am the Intercontinental Champion. And there is nothing you can do about it. Do you understand that? You see, you can use all the weapons you want. You can cause all the pain humanly possible, but destiny... it will not be disrupted. for destiny... is MIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Alberto Del Rio raises the Intercontinental Championship high above his head, showing it off to Jones.
Alberto Del Rio: Jacob, I will see you at Highway 2 Hell.
As Del Rio's music blares through the arena once more, Jones begins to swing the singapore cane viciously, hitting the ropes and turnbuckle pads like a mad man. As Heyman calms him, All Stars fades to commercial.
Mason Moore vs. Bearded Dragon
(Singles Match!)
After self-proclaiming himself as the number 1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship, Moore had a lot to live up to in this match. And after putting on a brutal display against Jacob Jones last week, Bearded Dragon also had something to live up to. Both men, young and hungry, took it to eachother in a heavy, fast paced match. Each man hit their signature moves, scoring near falls on eachother. As Bearded Dragon looked to have Moore on the ropes, he set him up for a swift kick. Moore ducked just in time, causing Dragon to miss. In his confusion, Dragon was rolled up and pinned to the mat for the three count.
As the bell rings, Moore rolls out of the ring. The referee follows him and raises his hand in victory. As Moore makes his way up the ramp, Bearded Dragon slams his fists down on the mat in anger of the loss. As Moore reaches the stage, he bumps into someone. Moore slowly turns around, and Kammy stands before him. The two lock eyes, and Kammy slowly brings her hands together, clapping. As Kammy slowly claps, a grin rolls across Moore's face. The thought of facing her in a week's time and gaining her services are eating him alive. As Moore passes her by, he looks back one more time. Kammy motions for a title around her waist, letting Moore know that his shot at that title will be hers. Just before Mason disappears behind the curtain, Kammy wishes him farewell with a kiss she blows his way. As Kammy poses for the fans, All Stars fades to commercial.
[glow=black,2,300]Welcome back, we have been awaiting your return. For the last couple weeks, it has come and gone without once revealing itself. It has only appeared at the dead of night, in the most decedent of areas. All we have been introduced to is a flash of light and a loud noise, the only hints of what it may or not be. What it may be will soon be revealed, closer then you think. If you use the sense of sight and hearing to the best of your abilities, the unraveling of this mystery shall come to pass. You have sat and waited to see a glimpse of what it might be and it is your time to see the mystery for itself. Once again we see ourselves in a desert. But unlike prior occasions, it is the middle of the afternoon and the sun sits restlessly, burning the innocent that rest below. A breeze blows into the sand, whisking it away. As the wind blow through the desert sand, it washes away onto some unsuspected vehicle that sits restlessly on the cold surface of this world. The vehicle is a1982 Pontiac Trans-Am sports model with cold black paint. The paint shines with the reflection of the hot sun, gleaming from a distance. The windows, pitch black, the tint prevents us from seeing what lies within it. Suddenly, the engine sounds, and the driver puts his foot on the gas while it sits in park. As screech and rustle of the engine sound, the wheels push the sand in the back to a distance. Suddenly, the shift is put into drive and the car races off through the desert. The sand and dust flies into the camera, our vision is impaired. As the dust of the sand clears up, the mysterious car is gone. All we see from a distance is something heading its way towards a highway. The camera zooms in on something, it is a sign, clearing up a lot of questions, the question as to where the mysterious vehicle is heading. [/glow]
Alberto Del Rio vs. Matt Sydal
(Final Encounter: Singles Match!)
Alberto Del Rio and Matt Sydal stared across the ring at one another, ready to eat eachother alive. Their hatred runs deep, for all that has gone on between the two. A broken arm. A triple cage match. And now their final encounter as champion versus champion. Sydal quickly went to work on Del Rio, nailing him with thunderous kicks to his legs. With each kick, Del Rio buckles. Using his size to his advantage, Del Rio shoved Sydal into the corner and hammered him with a fury of brutal punches. Del Rio unleashed his anger and frustration on Sydal, as he drove his arm into the mat with an arm DDT. As Del Rio worked over Sydal's arm, it looked as if things might end soon. Sydal put up a fight for as long as he could, but his arm had taken too much damage. Eventually Del Rio was able to nail him with the Cross Arm Breaker and make him tap out!
As the bell rings, Del Rio continues to tear away at Sydal's arm, trying to injure him once again like he did on SNME's return show. Del Rio tears and rips, as the referee tries to get him to break the hold. Each second in the hold, Sydal screams in pain, holding his shoulder. The crowd suddenly starts to roar with cheers, as Chris Danielson comes dashing down the ramp. As Danielson slides into the ring, Del Rio releases the hold and rolls out of the ring. Rodriguez meets him with the Intercontinental Championship, as Danielson kicks the ropes and yells at him. As Del Rio and Rodriguez make their way up the ramp, Danielson tends to his opponent at Highway 2 Hell, Matt Sydal.
As All Stars cuts to the back, Roy Rowe is seen backstage running his mouth. Several workers pass by Roy, as he brags about how bad he is going to beat Magnum at Highway 2 Hell.
Roy Rowe: I don't know why your boss insists on this match. He knows... Hell, everyone knows that Mag don't stand a chance against me. He's nothing but a follower. Like a lost little puppy. Every move I make, he's right there following me. Guy makes me just down right sick, haha. What a damn loser.
As Roy continues to run his mouth, he pulls himself up onto a production box. As he sits at his perch, his mouth continues to run. Matt Sydal slowly walks by him, holding his arm from the match he just had against Del Rio.
Roy Rowe: Aww... Does your arm hurt, Matty? Poor guy... You'll be just fine come Highway 2 Hell!
Roy playfully slaps Sydal's arm, causing him to hurt even more.
Matt Sydal: What's your problem, man? Can't you see I'm in pain?
Roy Rowe: Listen up, you no good piece of shit. Roy Rowe don't care about anyone but himself. You got that? You think I give a damn about you little hurt arm? Hell no! I better not here a word out of yo-
A fist comes flying, catching Roy right across the jaw! As Roy rolls off the production case, Johnny Magnum comes into view. Johnny begins to kick Roy, over and over again, hoping to shut his fat mouth. Roy finally catches Johnny's foot and shoves him back into the wall. Roy quickly gets to his feet, and both men are swinging for the fences! Punch after punch, each man hits one another as hard as they can. Blood trickles down Magnum's lip, as Roy connects with a hard right hand to the mouth. Magnum shoves Roy back and pummels him into the production cases. As Magnum mounts Roy, he begins to punch over and over, over and over, releasing all of his built up aggression. Security quickly rushes to the scene, but the fight is too much for them. Shawn Michaels suddenly rushes into the crowd of security with Kevin Nash in tow. Nash snatches Magnum off of Roy and holds him against the wall, as Shawn gets in his face.
Shawn: What are you doing, Johnny?
Johnny Magnum: Shutting his fat ass mou-
Shawn: I don't car ehat you think you're doing. I am not about to have you cost me a match on my pay-per-view. You got that? Huh? Do you? If you two are gonna fight, you're gonna fight fair in a sanctioned match. Not this way. You understand me?
Nash releases Johnny, as he stares at Roy, who is on his feet now. Roy wipes blood from his lip, as he starts to laugh like a crazed mad man.
Shawn: Security, get him out of here!
Security takes Johnny Magnum and escorts him away from Roy. As Roy Rowe slowly walks off, Shawn is left alone with Nash.
Shawn: You can handle what we talked about, right?
Kevin: I'll take care of business, but you better be sure about this.
Main Event:
CM Punk & G Stone vs. Anthony Ferraro & Seth Akira
(Tag Team Match!)
As all four men make their way to the ring, the tension is high. All any man in the ring can think about is going into that Elimination Chamber in just 7 days. As the match starts, CM Punk and Seth Akira battle it out. Both of them give it their all, but they soon make tags to their partners, bringing in Stone and Ferraro. As Stone and Ferraro do battle, they are all suddenly cut short...
Styles: What in the hell is this?!?
Kevin Nash's music blares through the arena, as all four men stop in the middle of their match. The 7 foot tall Kevin Nash slowly makes his way down the ramp, headed straight to the ring. He steps right onto the apron and clears the ropes. CM Punk is the first to get in his way, asking him why he's out here. Nash doesn't take kindly to his question, and Punk receives a massive big boot to the face! Stone goes after Nash, but he is elbowed right in the jaw! As Ferraro spins Nash around, he is decked right in the mouth with a huge right hand! Nash rocks Ferraro back and big boots him right out of the ring! Seth charges at Nash, but he is caught and slammed down to the mat with a side walk slam! As Nash stands up, CM Punk hits him with lefts and rights. Nash shakes them off and boots Punk in the gut, He bends him over, setting him up... Jacknife Powerbomb!!! As Nash turns around, he wraps his hand around G Stone's throat. He lifts Stone up and walks him over to the ropes... Chokeslam to the outside! Stone squirms in pain, as he is slammed onto the outside floor! As the ring is cleared, Nash calls for a microphone. As Nash is handed a microphone, he crowd is roaring with cheers to hear what he has to say.
Kevin Nash: You call yourselves contenders, huh? Well, I got news for you. If it were me calling the shots, not a damn one of you four chumps would have a spot in that Elimination Chamber next weekend. Orton and Tyger... they earned their spots. You four... Nu uh. You've done next to nothing to be even thinking about getting a shot for that title. You're lucky its Shawn's call! You're lucky its too late to change the damn card! You know, I bet you're all wondering just why it was me who came out here and kicked your asses, huh? You see, Shawn gave me a call recently. He said he needed and enforcer around here. He said he needed some muscle. So why not me, huh? Why not Big Diesel? I came here tonight, and Shawn and I had a pretty good talk. If you think you're too damn good to make appearances and do what you need to do... then you need to hit the damn road. We're not taking anymore of your crap. You got that? That goes for the four of you. And for anybody else back there who thinks they can get away with doing the bare minimum. Shawn's sick of it. I'm sick of it. And these people are sick of it!
Nash drops the microphone, as the crowd starts to roar with cheers. As all four men who were involved in the main event start to slowly stir, Nash makes his way up the ramp, knowing he just took care of business.
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