Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jul 16, 2011 1:41:22 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event!
LIVE! From The Salt Palace in Salt Lake City, Utah!
7/16/11!
The Saturday Night's Main Event logo slowly wipes across the screen. An upbeat guitar suddenly perks up our ears, grasping the attention of millions around the world. The song suddenly picks up, as the rest of the band joins in. With the sound of "Saturday Night" by Nickelback and Kid Rock blaring through our ears, a montage of the greatest moments in Saturday Night's Main Event history begins to play. As the chorus kicks in, the screen shatters into millions of tiny pieces. We are suddenly sent into the Salt Palace in Salt Lake City, Utah! The thousands of fans in attendance begin to go wild, as lights begin to flash upon the stage. The camera pans throughout the crowd catching them in their moment of excitement and pure adrenaline. We switch cameras, looking on at the stage. The guitar comes in with a solo, as the lights slightly dim. The song slowly rises in volume, as a massive explosion of pyrotechnics shoots off. The stage is completely lit up, and the energy in the building is absolutely amazing. We quickly cut over to Joey Styles and Austin Owens, who bring us the introduction...
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event! I'm Joey Styles...
Owens: And I'm Austin Owens!
Styles: As you can tell Austin and I are no longer joined by that pompous, sycophant Shelton Benjamin any longer here at ringside.
Owens: That's right! Last week Shawn Michaels kicked Shelton's teeth right down his throat for smarting off at him when he was near the ring. And boy... Was Shelton whining like a baby, or what?
Styles: He sure was, but Austin... We've got other affairs to discuss! Shawn Michaels issued a challenge to Shane McMahon for Seven Deadly Sins. Both Shane McMahon and Shawn Michaels will be putting together two five man teams to go head to head in a triple cage match... for all the gold!
Austin: Man, oh, man! All the gold is gonna be on the line... in one match! Can you believe it, Joey? And not only is the gold on the line, but so is the company! Shawn Michaels is all in, ladies and gentlemen, and he is determined to rid SNME of this spawn of Satan himself, Shane McMahon!
Styles: But that's not it! We've gotten word that Raven has challenged Jacob Jones to an unknown match at this time for Seven Deadly Sins. And by the looks of things... it seems as if Jones has already accepted it! Both Jones and Raven will be picking the other's opponent in Pick Your Poison! As for everyone else... we'll find out just exactly what is going down at Seven Deadly Sins! Stay tuned, folks, because the "Heart Break Kid" is on his way out!
"Sexy Boy" suddenly blares through the Salt Palace, as
"HBK" Shawn Michaels comes prancing out. With a wide grin on his face, Shawn makes his way down the aisle, high-fiving his many adoring fans. Wasting no time, Shawn jogs up the steps and takes a microphone from Justin Roberts, before ducking under the top rope and stepping into the ring. As his music slowly fades out, Shawn brings the microphone to his mouth.
Shawn: Ladies... and gentlemen. The Heart Break Kid is in the building! Now... if I'm correct on this, then Seven Deadly Sins is... one week away? Is that right?
The crowd roars with excitement, as the mention of Seven Deadly Sins comes from Shawn Michaels.
Shawn: Well, well... It seems like it is almost time for me to be booting Shane McMahon's sorry tail out of this building, huh? Haha! While I myself will not be competing in that ring next weekend, I will be leading my team into battle. Just like every good general, I have assembled my army. I have given them their orders. And I have commanded them to not stop fighting until the last drop of blood is shed, and Shane McMahon is outta here!
The crowd roars once again, and Shawn seems to be fired up even more.
Shawn: Now Shane, I bet you're sitting back there in your office. And I bet you've got your little beady eyes on that TV screen, huh? And I bet the wheels are just churning. You're sitting there wondering who in their right mind would team up to represent me, right? Well Shane, don't worry about it. You're gonna find out just who is on my team... tonight! You've already seen two of 'em, but I've got three more in store for ya'! So how about this, Shane? Throughout the show I want you to send one of your guys out here for a match. And just as you did, I'll send out one of my guys! How do you like that? How 'bout we give these fans a little preview of what they're gonna see at Seven Deadly Sins?!? Now... hit my music!!!
"Sexy Boy" blares through the Salt Palace once more, as Shawn Michaels makes his way up the ramp. As Shawn disappears behind the curtain, SNME cuts to commercial.
Christian vs. Dorian Gray
(Singles Match!)
As SNME returned from commercial break, Dorian Gray and Christian made their way out to the ring for their match against eachother. Christian, being the veteran gained the advantage right away, but it wasn't long until Gray outsmarted him. Using his wits, Gray took control of the match. He attacked Christian's limbs, taking him down limb by limb. As Dorian seemed to have the match in the bag, Christian reversed the Wilde Confession, and nailed Gray with an inverted DDT of his own. Christian took to the top rope, and he paid for it. As he leapt off for a frog splash, Gray moved out of the way. As Christian made it to his feet, Dorian locked him in the Prussic Acid! Christian tried to fight out of it, but it was too much. Christian tapped out, and Dorian Gray picked up his first victory in his debut match in SNME.
Cameras quickly cut to the back, as we are taken down a dark, damp, dripping room. Steam suddenly shoots out from a pipe, as a dark figure can be seen leaning against the wall of the boiler room. As the figure comes closer into the light, it is revealed to be "The Raven" Scott Levy.
Levy: Tonight... I was told Shawn Michaels gave me the opportunity to pick my opponent for Seven Deadly Sins opponent. After banging my head against the steaming, dripping wet walls for hours now, it has finally come to me. Jacob Jones, you will step into the ring tonight with a man who was once thought to be nearly as sick and twisted as I am. Seth Akira, you are my choice. You are Jacob Jones poison. Don't disappoint, Seth. Quote the Raven... nevermore.
Raven disappears back into the darkness, as his choice has been made clear for Jones' opponent tonight. As the crowd is anticipating the next match, SNME cuts to commercial.
"The Natural" Jacob Jones vs. Seth Akira
(Singles Match: Pick Your Poison!)
With a new look Jacob Jones made his way out to the ring. But it isn't just Jones with a new look. Seth Akira also comes out, looking like a changed man. Seth no longer looks like a dark lost soul. He seems confident and ready to prove why he belongs here and that he is a changed man. Without being able to use weapons this week, Jones had to go back to his more technical style. Move for move, Seth took it to Jones. Both men went back and fourth, delivering every hit with such force. Possessed by his desire for a new extreme lifestyle, Jones took the fight to th eoutside. If he couldn't use weapons, he would make his surroundings into a weapon. Jones and Seth battled on the outside, slamming eachother into the steps, the barricades, and the ring aprons. As both men continued to brawl, Jones gained the momentum once again. But it isn't victory Jones looks to be after. Jones drags Seth up the ramp and through the curtain. Jones slammed Seth into whatever he could, wearing him down more and more. Back in the ring, the referee continued his count. With no attention really focused on the match, both men were counted out, resulting in no winner.
Security quickly rushes the scene, trying to break things up, but Justin Roberts announces that the match has been delclared a draw, he starts to go bezerk. Jones hammers Seth over the head with a trash can. As Jones wonders further backstage, he finds the perfect spot. Beside a stack of production boxes several tables are set up for agendas, copies of the card, and other important papers. Jones pulls Seth on top of the production boxes and follows him up.
Jones: Extreme... How's this for extreme, Raven? Hahahaha!
Jones sets Seth up for the Shimmering Warlock... Seth ducks! He catches Jones... Execution!!!
Styles: Oh my god!!!
Owens: Somebody get those guys some help! This does not look good, ladies and gentlemen.
As Jones and Akira lay in a pile of crashed through tables, medical personnel rush the scene. Seth slowly starts to move, as two EMTs pull him out. Seth slowly slides back against a wall, telling EMTs he is alright. As EMTs try to help Jones, they are shoved away. Jones, angered at his backfired attempt to make a statement shoves the EMTs out of his way and storms off from the crash site. As the camera follows him, he is heard talking to himself.
Jones: You'll pay for this, Raven. You'll pay!
As Jones disappears around a corner, SNME cuts to another part of the backstage area.
As SNME cuts to the back, we are looking in at Shawn Michaels' office. Shawn paces back and fourth, as he talks to himself.
Shawn: Come on, didn't he get my message? I told him I needed him here tonight. Don't fail me, Hulk.
A loud revving can be heard coming from a TV in the corner. Shawn looks over at it, as the camera switches to the parking lot. A red and yellow Dodge Viper comes skidding into a parking spot, and the door is slung open. Hulk Hogan steps out of the door, looking ready for action. As Hogan walks by the camera, he speaks.
Hogan: You can count on me, Shawn!
Hogan kicks open the doors to the arena and heads inside.
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, Hulk Hogan is in the building, but what does he mean, "You can count on me, Shawn?" Could Hogan be on Team HBK?
Owens: It sure seems that way to me, Joey! We'll find out after this commercial break, I hope!
As the camera pans around the exited crowd, SNME cuts to commercial.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Hulk Hogan
(Singles Match!)
Alberto Del Rio came out in his usual fashion, showing off yet another one of his luxurious cars. As Del Rio waited for a few moments, the crowd was suddenly ignited! "Voodoo Child" blared through the arena, and Hulk Hogan was revealed as a member of Team HBK! As soon as Hogan hit the ring, Del Rio charged at him. Hogan blocked Del Rio right off the bat and layed into him with punch after punch. Aftert taking control of the match, Hogan nailed Del Rio with the big boot. As Hogan went for the Atomic Leg Drop, Del Rio rolled out of the way, causing Hogan to miss. As Hogan got up, Del Rio nailed him with the Cross Arm Breaker! With the arm bar locked in, Del Rio wrenched away. Hogan refused to tap, as Del Rio cinched in the hold more and more. As Hogan got to the ropes, Del Rio had to break the hold. Hogan took a few shots to the head from Del Rio, but he quickly Hulked up! As Hogan pulled off his belt and started to beat Del Rio, the referee disqualified him. with a smirk on his face, Del Rio bragged about his victory over a legend all the way up the ramp.
As SNME returned from commercial, "The End of Heartbreak" by Killswitch Engage suddenly blared through the Salt Palace. Flames begin to shoot up across the stage, as "Hellman" G Stone steps out from behind the curtain. With determination in his eyes, Stone makes his way down the ramp. The fans look on, almost frightened by his demeanor. Stone quickly slides into the ring and takes a microphone. With his hands, he motions for his music to fade... and it does. With the micophone to his mouth, G Stone speaks.
Stone: Shawn Michaels... Shane McMahon... Have you two opened your eyes lately? Have you taken a look at your roster? Night after night I sit back there in that lockerroom hoping to see my name on the card for the show. Hoping to see myself get a big opportunity. The time for waiting... is over! N o longer will I sit back there waiting for you fools to see that talent that stands before you. If you cannot see me... then I will force you to. I'm not out here to ask for things... I am out here to make demands. Shawn Michaels... Shane McMahon, I demand you give me what I want. A chance at the World Heavyweight Championship. A chance... to be what my destiny claims me to be.
Stone lowers the microphone, as he awaits an answer.
A heavy drum begins to pound. A bell finally rings out, as "Miseria Cantare" starts to pick up. Stone as well as the crowd look on in wonder, pondering who it could be. A blinding white light shines through the smoke that pours across the stage. A silhouette is cast upon the stage. A man with long, dark hair emerges from the tunnel. His chin and mouth are covered by a thick beard. The crowd suddenly recognizes him... CM Punk! With a roar of cheers, CM Punk slowly makes his way down the ramp. As Punk takes a microphone, he climbs into the ring.
CM Punk: Cut the music!
The music cuts off, and the crowd is buzzing with excitement.
CM Punk: Congratulations, Stone. Congratulations. You finally did it, huh? You finally grew the balls to stand up to the "man". You know something, Stone? In my time away from this place, I've been on a mission. I've been healing people, saving them from the evils of addiction. And Stone... when I heard you out here demanding a shot at the title, it made me think... Hey, why shouldn't I go out there and demand one too? What could it hurt? It would only be giving me a platform to help save all of you... you sick, ignorant people. So Shawn... Shane... Where's my title shot? Huh? Where is your respect for one of the longest reigning SNME World Heavyweight Champions?
Stone pulls CM Punk around by his shoulder to face him. Both men begin to push and shove, arguing over who really deserves a shot at the title. While a pushing match goes on, they are suddenly interrupted!
"We Live" by Rehab cuts through the air, as CM Punk and Stone focus on the stage. Without the darkness surrounding him, Seth Akira steps through the shining lights. With a smirk on his face, he heads straight down the ramp with a slight limp from his incident with Jacob Jones, ready to set these two straight. Seth slides into the ring and takes a microphone for his own. As his music fades out, Seth shoves CM Punk and Stone back, gaining all of their attention.
Seth Akira: Demands? Two want to come out here making demands? You know, for a long time my soul was haunted by wicked evils. I was surrounded in darkness. That time... is gone. That time... is vanquished from my life. The Seth Akira that stands before you... is a new man. Stone, you want to know why you're never given opportunities? Huh? Do you? It is because you don't make them for yourself! You see, I was that same way. I used to sit back there in that lockerroom and hope my name would get called for something big. Well, guess what? It didn't! Am I bitter about it? No. All those nights I sat back there with nothing to do wasn't Shawn Michaels' fault. It was mine. And CM Punk... you want to come out here claiming you've been off saving people? Helping them with their addictions. And you dare... You dare demand a shot at the title? Now, I'm not gonna just demand that Shawn Michaels or Shane McMahon give me a shot. No, I'm not gonna do that. But what I am going to do... since these people are already sick and tired of hearing you two argue over who derserves a shot... is make an impression!
Seth suddenly bashes Stone in the head with the microphone and then nails Punk with a series of lefts and rights. Stone quickly shakes off the shot with the microphone and spins Seth around... Seth ducks! Execution! As Seth gets to his feet and turns around, CM Punk comes charging at him... Seth sends Punk over the top rope and to the floor! With the crowd behind him 100 percent, Seth Akira clears the ring! Both Stone and CM Punk regain their composure, as all three men stare eachother down. As Seth motions them into the ring, they decline his offer. As Seth climbs the middle rope, he points to both men, letting them know that he's ready and willing to step up on any given night, SNME fades to commercial.
Naples Knight vs. Ultimate Warrior
(Singles Match!)
Naples Knight made his way out, just as ordered by Shane McMahon. As Naples wondered who his opponent was, it was quickly discovered. The Ultimate Warrior came charging out, ready to make a statement for Shawn Michaels' team. Warrior hit clothesline after clothesline on Naples, nearly knocking his head off his shoulders every time. Naples finally ducked one of Warrior's clotheslines and nailed him with a neck breaker. Naples went to work on Warrrior's neck, hoping to wear it down quite quickly. Warrior faught back with all his power, finally nailing Naples with a shoulder block. As Warrior ran around the ring, focusing the power of the Warriors, it allowed Naples to recover. As Warrior turned around, Naples nearly ripped Warrior in half with a massive spear! Naples covered Warrior, but it wasn't enough. Naples pulled Warrior up and nailed him with a second spear. Spear after spear, Naples was taking it to Warrior, hoping to take him out completely. Warrior simply would not go down. With the power of the Warriors channeled directly to him, he nailed Naples with a Gorilla Press Slam! As Warrior was about to finish Naples, the Usos and Alberto Del Rio rushed the ring! The three of them went after Warrior, but he managed to avoid them, tossing them all out of the ring. Spear!! No! Warrior dodges it! He spins Naples around... Gorilla press slam! Warrior hits the ropes... Warrior Splash!!! He covers Naples... Warrior wins!
As Warrior gets to his feet, he is immediately pounded on by Del Rio and the Usos. Naples tries to get in on the attack, but they shove him back, telling him to stay out of this. Confused at their actions, Naples takes off to the back. As things seem to look bad for Warrior, the tide suddenly changes!
"Voodoo Child" suddenly blares through the Salt Palace, as Hulk Hogan comes charging down the ramp. Hogan slides in... Jey charges at him... Big boot! Jimmy spins Hogan around, and Hogan blocks a right hand. Hogan unleashes punch after punch, before whipping Jimmy into the ropes... Big boot! Wanting none of Hogan, Del Rio backs away. He's suddenly spun around... Warrior lifts him up... Gorilla Press Slam! Hogan hits the ropes... Atomic Leg Drop!!! After being hit by both Warrior and Hogan, Del Rio rolls out of the ring, escaping anymore punishment. All three members of Shane McMahon's team back their way up the ramp, as Hogan and Warrior embrace in a handshake that shakes the entire foundation of wrestling. With the fans roaring at the union of Hogan and Warrior, SNME fades to commercial break.
The SNME logo flashes across the screen before settling on Jeremy Borash standing outside a dark room as a new "disturbed" looking version of Jacob Jones steps out from the shadows to speak.
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with "The Natur--
Jones: NO, NO, JB, the Natural is dead! It is only the real Jacob Jones that remains.
Borash: Ok. Well Jacob, after last weeks loss to the Ultimate Warrior, you have to be looking to get some retribution against Raven tonight. Am I right?
Jones: Retribution? Retribution isn't the word for what I want to do to Scott Levy tonight, JB. I want to maim him. I want to torture him. I want to rip him limb from limb, but alas, that is not my job to do tonight, which is why I chose someone very capable to do that job for me.
Borash: Now, how about you answer the question on everyone's mind? Who did you choose to face Raven here tonight in Pick your Poison?
Jones: Tonight, JB, I chose a man who has proven himself in every company he has ever worked for. I chose a man who, when he speaks, he commands peoples' attention. I chose a man whose in ring skills are second to none, and I chose a man who is the complete opposite of Raven in every single way. The man I chose is CM Punk.
Borash: CM Punk? Really? I mean, this is amazing! CM Punk's first match back in SNME is going to be against Raven?!?!
Jones: That's right, JB. Tonight CM Punk is going to destroy that maniacal monster known as Raven in this ring, and then after he has softened him up, I will pick him apart piece by bloody piece in our Clockwork Orange Raven's House of Fun match.
Borash: Honestly, I don't know what to say. I am in complete shock. All I really can say is thank you, Jones, for giving us a classic match up tonight.
Jones: Don't thank me, JB, because while tonight's match may be a classic, it will spell the end of days for Raven in this company. His time is almost over, JB, and I can't wait to be the man to end his career.
Jones slowly disappears from the scene, as Borash sends us back to the ring.
Raven vs. CM Punk
(Singles Match: Pick Your Poison!)
With a chorus of mixed boos and cheers, "The Raven" Scott Levy made his way out. Levy contained not a worry in him at all, for he was looking forard to facing off against an old opponent. As "Miseria Cantare" blared through the arena, the "Straightedge Savior" received a chorus of boos. For his condescending talk upon them, the crowd was determined to give him hell. Punk and Raven started off with a little bit of chain wrestling, proving to everyone that even with age, the basics were still to perfection with them. As the match progressed, they began to throw punches and kicks with a little more power each time, hoping to land a mind rattling shot. Punk unleashes a series of kicks, sending Raven crashing to the mat after kicking him right in the side of the head with a thunderous blow. Punk went for a cover, but that was surely not enough for Raven. As the match went further, each man started to hit their signature moves. As Punk looked like he was about to nail Raven with the Pepsi Plunge, Raven sent him crashing down to the mat. Raven, with no fear, leapt off the top, nailing Punk with a huge elbow drop. Raven pulled Punk up and nailed him with a drop toe hold. As Raven stumbled back, he nailed the referee with his elbow. The referee collapsed in a heap, and this could mean trouble. As a matter of fact... it did. As Raven pulled CM Punk up for the Evenflow DDT, a board of spikes was driven right into his back. Wincing in pain, Raven released Punk from his gip. As Raven slowly turned around, blood now pouring down his back, Jacob Jones nailed him with the Glimmering Warlock! Raven spins around, falling right onto CM Punk's shoulders. As Jones slides out of the ring, Punk nails Raven with the Go to Sleep! The referee slowly comes to realization and makes the count. With "Miseria Cantare" blaring through the arena once more, CM Punk was delcared the victor for his return match. As Raven layed in a puddle of his own blood, Jones climbed to the top of the Raven's Nest. As Raven looked up, Jones let out a sadistic smile. He then outstretched his arms, mimmicking Raven's trademark pose for all the world to see. As Raven and Jones locked eyes, SNME faded to commercial.
As SNME cut to the back, we look on at Naples Knight storming down the hallway, pissed about being disqualified because of Del Rio and the Usos. As Naples reaches Shane McMahon's office, he slams his fists on the door and shoves it wide open.
Shane McMahon: Woah, woah, woah! What in the hell do you think you're doing?
Naples: What in the hell was that out there, Shane? What's up with them shoving me back from attacking Warrior, huh? What happened to our deal, Shane?
Shane: Deal? Deal?!? Listen up, Naples Knight, Shane McMahon can say and do as he wants, and quite frankly... I found a better deal. That is why they didn't want you to have any part in that beating. Because your services are no longer needed, Naples...
Naples: What?
Shane: That's right. You're not on my team at Seven Deadly Sins anymore. I've found a replacement.
The door suddenly opens, as the Rock steps into Shane's office.
Shane: And there he is...
Rock: You're damn right here he is! The Rock is on Team shane McMahon! The Rock is going after the Intercontinental Championship. The Rock is gonna lay the Smackdown on all of Shawn Michaels boy's candy asses!
Naples: Is that right? Shane... We had a deal. I want my chance at that Intercontinental Championship.
Shane: You want your shot, huh? Alright, alright. Quit your bitching. You want a chance at the Intercontinental Championship? I'll give you a chance to earn a shot. Now, I don't know who you're opponent is going to be just yet, but you'll get your chance. Now get the hell out of here.
With his fists clinched, Naples storms out of Shane's lockerroom.
"Soulfire" Justin Tyger & Matt Sydal vs. Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso
(Tag Team Match!)
As SNME returned from commercial break, the Usos made their way to the ring. With the World Tag Team Championships displayed around their waists, the Usos made sure to brag all the way down to the ring. As the Usos looked ready for a fight, the crowd was suddenly wowed by their opponents... Justin Tyger and the returning Matt Sydal! Sydal and Tyger wasted no time getting to the ring. They pummeled the Usos, and the match was under way. Sydal and Jimmy were the first ones in for their respective teams, and the two of them displayed their speed and agility in an excellent manner. Sydal finally got the upperhand, catching Jimmy with a kick to the jaw. As Tyger tagged in, he cleared house. Tyger went to work on the fresh Jey, but it wasn't long until Jey got the upperhand and trapped Tyger in the corner. The Usos nailed several double teams, and it seemed like Tyger and Sydal were off their game. As Jimmy seemed to be handling Tyfer quite well, Sydal blindly tagged himself in. Sydal took it to Jimmy, setting him up for a finisher... Shooting Star Press! As Sydal went for the cover, Jey broke it up. Tyger quickly got in the ring, but he was nailed with a massive Samoan Drop from Jey. As ey covered Tyger, Sydal rolled up Jimmy. The referee counted, and both Sydal and Jey leapt up, thinking they won the match. The referee looked around in panic, not knowing what to do. Sydal argued that he had Jimmy covered first, but Jey argued that he had Tyger covered. The referee lingered with his decision, and both teams seemed to grow angrier and angrier. The referee called for a restart... Sydal leapt up, nailing Jimmy with a Hurricanrana! Tyger soars across the ring... Western Lariat! Sydal and Tyger cover the Usos... They did it! As Tyger and Sydal are victorious, the crowd is going wild for them, celebrating their reunion.
As SNME cuts to the back, Randy Orton is seen backstage in his lockerroom. A knock comes at the door, as a production manager yells through the door, "You're up, Orton!" Orton's head suddenly jerks towards the door. His eyes are cold, viper like. Orton slowly stands up. He reaches into his locker. A golden glimmer sparkles in the light, as Orton pulls out his World Heavyweight Championship. He places it over his shoulder, displaying it in all its glory. Orton slowly walks to the door. With a deep breath, he opens the door and walks out. As the camera remains looking at the door, SNME fades to commercial.
Main Event:
Randy Orton vs. Zack Ryder
(Singles Match!)
With the Big O by his side, Zack Ryder made his way out to the ring, showing his pride and glory to the fans, his Intercontinental Championship. As Ryder looked ready, "Voices" blared through the Salt Palace. With the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, Orton made his way down the ramp. Like a Viper, he slid into the ring and across the mat. Orton slowly raised up, like a Viper ready to strike. He then climbed to the middle rope. Orton raised his World Heavyweight Championship high, letting everyone know that he is THE champion in SNME. As the match started, Orton took quick control. He attacked Ryder limb by limb, wearing him down quite quickly. Ryder escaped the ring, and Big O started to coach him up. With a slap to the face, Ryder seemed fired up. Zack slid into the ring, and unloaded on Orton with huge haymakers! Determined to make a statement, Ryder took it to the World Heavyweight Champion, nailing him with a hip toss and a back breaker. As Ryder yelled, "Woo woo woo!" into the crowd, the Viper struck, nailing him with an inverted back breaker! Orton began to stomp away at Ryder, limb by limb, once again wearing him down. As Ryder slowly got to his hands and knees, Orton charged at him... Pun-NO! Ryder moved! Orton turns around... Zack Attack! Zack covered him... NO! Orton kicked out. As Zack pulled Orton to his feet, the Usos charged down the ramp. The Big O made short work of them, allowing Ryder some time. rough Ryde-NO! Orton countered it... RKO!!! Orton covers Ryder... Orton wins!
Big O hit the ring, but Orton caught him with an RKO as well. The Usos, Del Rio, and Rock joined Orton in the ring, and they all began to nail Ryder with their finishers. Rock Bottom! Samoan Drop! Samoan Splash! Del Rio lifts him up...
"Sexy Boy" blares through the Salt Palace, as Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Matt Sydal, and Justin Tyger come dashing down the ramp. All five men hit the ring, and an all out brawl has broken out! Tyger pummels Orton to the ground, as Sydal leaps onto Del Rio. Hogan and Warrior trade blows with the Usos, hitting eachother back and fourth. As the ring is filled with security, SNME slowly starts to fade off the air.
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, it has been one hell of a night! And as you can see, Seven Deadly Sins is looking like it could be one of the best pay-per-views in SNME history. All hell has broken loose, folks! For Saturday Night's Main Event... Good night!
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