Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jul 7, 2011 0:49:32 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event!
LIVE! From The Key Arena in Seattle, Washington!
7/4/11!
As SNME opened, "HBK" Shawn Michaels once again called out Shane McMahon. Backed up by Legacy, Shane entered the ring. Shawn talked about how the upcoming pay-per-view, Seven Deadly Sins, is known for having crazy stipulations and matches. He then layed down a challenge for Shane McMahon. Michaels challenged McMahon to a 10 man triple cage tag team match in which the World, Intercontinental, Custom, and Tag Team titles would be on the line. Without further hesitation, Shane accepted it. Legacy quickly surrounded Shawn until, "Cliffs of Rock City" blared through the arena. Justin Tyger charged the ring and stood back to back with Shawn, ready to fight off Legacy. As things looked bad for Tyger and Michaels, Legacy decided to let them live to fight another day. Legacy slowly left the ring, but Tyger wasn't letting them get away without hearing what he had to say. Tyger called Orton out, challenging him for the World Heavyweight Championship if Shawn would allow it. And as the people wanted... Shawn granted Tyger that wish. Orton looked infuriated with Shawn's choice for the World Heavyweight Championship contender, but Shane insisted he get to the back.
As Shawn and Tyger were about to head to the back, Shawn overheard Shelton trash talking him on the headset to the fans watching around the world. He then slid out of the ring and pulled Shelton up by the collar of his shirt. Shawn got right in Shelton's face, telling him how he felt. As he was about to walk off... BOOM!!! Sweet Chin Music!!! Shelton fell limp to the ground. As medical personnel tended to Shelton, the crowd went wild for Shawn Michaels' actions.
"The Natural" Jacob Jones vs. Ultimate Warrior
(Extreme Rules Match!)
Just as Warrior promised, he did not use any weapons during the match except for his own body. Jones threw everything he had at Warrior, but it didn't seem to work. Warrior was drawing from the energy of the crowd, and nothing seemed to harm him. Chair shot after chair shot. DDT after DDT on trash cans. Singapore cane shot after singapore cane shot. As Jones seemed to snap, Warrior reached deep down from within. Channeling the spirit of all the warriors, he nailed Jones with the Gorilla Press Slam. As Warrior was about to hit the splash, "Voodoo Child" blared through the arena. Warrior's attention was no longer on Jones, allowing Jones to gain the upperhand once more. With brutal intentions in mind, Jones set up a structure of tables on the outside. As he set Warrior up on them, the Raven came down from his nest. Distracted, almost intimidated, Jones stopped in mid-action. Warrior rolled Jones up, picking up the victory!
As Warrior took off to the back to go after Hogan, who disappeared behind the curtain, Jones was left in the ring in anger. As Raven looked on at Jones, he grabbed Heyman by his pony tail. Raven pulled Heyman up the ramp and disappeared behind the curtain. Jones quickly took off after them, as the camera followed. As the camera cut backstage, Jones was suddenly jumped by Raven's former followers Abyss and Nick Martel. While Jones was being taken care of, Raven tossed Heyman in the trunk of an old car. He then sped off, taking Heyman as his hostage. As Jones managed to fight his way to the parking lot, he could hear Heyman kicking and yelling from the trunk of the car, as Raven sped off.
ACM vs. John Morrison
(Singles Match!)
In a dominating manner, ACM made short work of John Morrison. ACM showed off his quick style and nailed Morrison with some moves possibly never seen in an SNME ring. To finish him off, ACM nailed Morrison with the Question and the Answer. As ACM left with this Custom Championship in his hands, Morrison was left to suffer from the loss.
As ACM disappeared behind the curtain, John Morrison seemed to think he was also headed to the back. Little did he know, he was in someone's sights. John Cena came sprinting down the ramp. As Morrison looked up, he was suddenly pummeled to the floor. Cena unleashed a fury of huge left and right hands, hammering away at Morrison's face. He then pulled Morrison up and sent him crashing into the steel steps. As Cena started to clear the announce table, security rushed the ringside area. They quickly got between John Cena and John Morrison, making sure neither superstar could get to the other.
John Cena vs. Dolph Ziggler
(Singles Match!)
As SNME returned from commercial, Cena was already in the ring awaiting his opponent. Dolph Ziggler's music blared through the arena, and the fans immediately let him know how they felt about him. As Dolph got into the ring, things didn't look too good for him. Cena quickly layed a beating on Dolph, hammering him with massive lefts and rights. Before you could blink, Cena nailed Ziggler with the FU and picked up the quick victory. With anger flowing through him from his encounters with John Morrison the past two shows, Cena took Ziggler to the outside. With the table cleared, Cena FUed Ziggler right through thr announce table!
Raven vs. Naples Knight
(Raven's Rules Match!)
Naples Knight stood in the ring waiting for Raven, but it was obvious Raven wasn't coming back to the arena. Naples demanded that the referee count Raven out, and he did just that. As the referee reached 10, he awarded the victory to Naples Knight.
Roy Rowe vs. "Hellman" G Stone
(Singles Match: Stone Gets The Blame!)
The fans were looking forward, to the return of Roy since he was attacked at Rumble in the Jungle, but he didn't seem to be himself. Roy was off the entire match, and Stone took advantage of this. With Roy constantly looking over his shoulder in paranoia, Stone was able to capitalize on him and pick up the victory. As Stone headed to the back, Roy was left on his own in the ring. Johnny Magnum's music blared through the arena, and the fans erupted in cheers, as they knew the attacker's identity was moments away from being revealed. With the fan who caugh the attacked in the act beside him, Johnny Magnum headed to the ring. Roy told Magnum that there was no reason to reveal the attacked because he knew who it was too. Roy claimed the attacked to be G Stone. He said it was Stone because he wanted both Roy and Magnum out of the picture so he could go after the World Heavyweight Championship. Magnum didn't honor Roy's request. Without further delay... Johnny demanded the photograph to be shown to the world... The attacker is... Roy Rowe! Before Magnum could confront Roy, he was attacked! Roy pummeled Johnny to the ground and drilled him in the face with right hand after right hand. With vicious intent, Roy wrapped his trademark chain around his fist and drove ir right into Johnny's face, busting him open. As Roy opened the wound up more and more with punch after punch, Magnum was covered in his own blood. Medical personnel and security rushed the ring, pulling the deranged Roy away from Magnum. Roy faught and faught, but security was too much. As EMTs tended to Magnum he found the strength to pull himself up. With the microphone in hand, he told Roy he would be seeing him at Seven Deadly Sins!
Main Event:
Randy Orton & Alberto Del Rio vs. Justin Tyger & Zack Ryder
(Tag Team Match!)
Orton and Del Rio made their way to the ring first, as Ryder came out next. Ryder waited for his tag team partner, but it was soon found out that he wasn't coming out. Ryder put up as much of a fight as he could, but he just wasn't enough. Orton and Del Rio eventually had their way with him, and they picked up the victory. As the bell rang, Legacy flooded the ring. They were looking to punish Ryder for siding with Shawn Michaels. As the Usos laid into Ryder, the others watched on. "Just Close Your Eyes" suddenly blasted through the arena, as the crowd erupted! Christian came sprinting down the ramp. As Christian hit the ring, he started fighting as much as he could. He got in a good number of shots to each of them, but the numbers caught up with him quickly. As Christian looked to be outnumbered, "Sexy Boy" blared through the arena, and Shawn Michaels came dashing down the ramp. Shawn nailed the Usos with Sweet Chin Music, but he was quickly grounded by Del Rio, Orton, and DiBiase. All three men stomped away at Shawn, making him pay all the things he's done to cause Shane's father, Vince McMahon, hell. As Shane barked orders, each man nailed Shawn with the finisher. As SNME faded off the air, Shane McMahon and Legacy stood tall.