Post by "HBK" Shawn Michaels on Jun 6, 2011 16:29:23 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event!
LIVE! From The Oracle Arena in Oakland, California!
6/4/11!
The Saturday Night's Main Event logo slowly wipes across the screen. An upbeat guitar suddenly perks up our ears, grasping the attention of millions around the world. The song suddenly picks up, as the rest of the band joins in. With the sound of "Saturday Night" by Nickelback and Kid Rock blaring through our ears, a montage of the greatest moments in Saturday Night's Main Event history begins to play. As the chorus kicks in, the screen shatters into millions of tiny pieces. We are suddenly sent into the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California! The thousands of fans in attendance begin to go wild, as lights begin to flash upon the stage. The camera pans throughout the crowd catching them in their moment of excitement and pure adrenaline. We switch cameras, looking on at the stage. The guitar comes in with a solo, as the lights slightly dim. The song slowly rises in volume, as a massive explosion of pyrotechnics shoots off. The stage is completely lit up, and the energy in the building is absolutely amazing. We quickly cut over to Joey Styles, Austin Owens, and Shelton Benjamin, who bring us the introduction...
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Satuday Night's Main Event! We're are just one week away from Rumble in the Jungle, and boy are things shaping up!
Benjamin: I know one thing, neither Orton nor Kennedy will be half the World Heavyweight Champion I was.
Owens: Ain't that right, haha! You tell 'em, Shelton!
Styles: Oh c'mon! Shelton, you were an impressive Champion, but these two have done so much in SNME. They've spent the latter part of their careers here, and it is about time these two finally got the chance to shine once again.
Benjamin: Yeah, as long as I'm not in active competition. They better be glad I wasn't in that tournament. Afterall, I am a former King of the Jungle myself.
Owens: Well, while these two argue over that, I'm gonna let you folks in on what's going down tonight. Last week after Kennedy defeated Raven, Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase attacked Kennedy, letting Kennedy know that they are determined to make Legacy a force to be reckoned with in SNME.
Styles: And that leads us to the main event! Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase go head to head with Mr. Kennedy and his broski of a partner, the Intetcontinental Champion, Zack Ryder!
Benjamin: Obviously Shawn booked this match. Shane would have booked a much better main event.
Styles: Shelton, please... Get off of Shane McMahon's sa-
Owens: C'mon Joey, there are kids watching.
Styles: I don't give a damn who is watching! Shawn Michaels created this company, and he gave us all a job. And he has the nerve to insult him? I'm sick of it, Austin! Shane McMahon has done nothing to deserve half of SNME! Nothing!
Benjamin: You know what, Joey? How about you take that up with Shane after the show? As a matter of fact... I'll set up an appointement with you and him.
Styles: Yeah, yeah... Can we just get on with the damn show now?
As SNME returns from commercial, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer is standing in the ring.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Damas y caballeros, este hombre ha venido a tomar control de esta empresa, pero hoy, ha venido a acabar con Matt Sydal. El es la esencia de la excelencia, Y EL ORGULLO DE MEXICOOOOOOOOOO. EL ES ALBERTOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEEL RIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO!
Del Rio's music blares through the arena, and the fans immediately begin to boo. A loud honking sounds through the arena, as a 2012 Mercedes Benz emerges beside the stage. Behind the wheel is none other than Alberto Del Rio. With a wide grin on his face, Del Rio steps out of the car and makes his way down the aisle. As the fans boo and yell at him, he holds his arm, making fun of what he did to Matt Sydal last week. Del Rio enters the ring and poses in the spotlight. As his music fades away, he removes his cashmere scarf and hands it to Rodriguez.
The TV screen changes it's format, movie like, as we see a man coming out to the stage. Wearing a blonde wig, and a gold with black robe, he takes them off right there. The crowd starts to cheer.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at 245 pounds. Goldust!
Goldust starts to make his way to the ring, with some little kids being scared of him, some looking at him as if he was weird... And the adult fans that recognize him cheering for him. He starts to walk on the steel steps, as he stops, doing his signature "breath". Goldust finally enters the ring, staring oddly at Del Rio. As Goldust stares Del Rio down, the bell sounds.
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Both men rush forward, locking up! Del Rio twists Goldust's arm into a hammer lock. Goldust spins out of it, sending Del Rio into the ropes... Shoulder block! Del Rio quickly gets to his feet. He shoves Goldust back and slaps him across the face, knocking spit from his mouth. Goldust simply wipes the slap off and blows Del Rio a creepy kiss. Del Rio charges at Goldust, pummeling him into the corner! Del Rio unleashes a fury of punches, laying into Goldust. The referee starts to count, warning Del Rio to back off.
"One! Two! Three! Four!"
Del Rio backs off of Goldust, following the referee's orders. He then pulls Goldust up. He whips him into the ropes... Deep arm drag! As Goldust is laid out on the mat, Del Rio begins to stomp on his arm, immediately going to work on it. Del Rio pulls Goldust up and knocks him back down with a beautiful dropkick straight to the mouth! As Goldust hits the mat, Del Rio covers him.
"One! Two! Goldust kicks out!"
Del Rio sits Goldust up and begins to taunt the crowd. As Del Rio reaches down to pull Goldust up, he is nailed with a throat thrust! Del Rio stumbles back, gasping for air. Goldust whips Del Rio into the ropes.... Hip toss! Goldust hits the ropes... Elbow drop! He goes for the cover!
"One! Two! Del Rio kicks out!"
Goldust pulls Del Rio up... Rio elbows him right in the face! He spins Goldust around... Germain suplex! He bridges it, going for the cover!
"One! Two! Kick out!"
Goldust is pulled up, and Del Rio nails him with an arm DDT! Del Rio quickly gets to his feet. He bounces off the ropes... He drops a knee right onto Goldust's arm! Goldust screams in pain, holding his arm. Goldust slowly pulls himself up... Del Rio grabs a hold of Goldust's arm... Cross Arm Breaker! Del Rio is wrenching away at Goldust's arm! He taps!!!
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner... Alberto Del Rio!!!
Del Rio's music blares through the Oracle Arena, as the crowd boos. With a smug look upon his face, Del Rio rolls out of the ring and slowly makes his way up the ramp. As Del Rio disappears behind the curtain, Goldust rolls out of the ring. As he holds his arm, he stumbles over to Shelton's Gold Mine. Goldust rubs his hand up and down the glass, as he eyes Shelton. With a lust in his eyes, Goldust kisses the glass, leaving a black smudge from the paint on his lips. Goldust slowly backs away, as we cut to commercial.
As SNME returns from commercial, Del Rio is walking backstage, wiping the sweat from his face with a towel. As he turns the corner, he is suddenly blasted in the face with a fury of punches! Triple H blindsides Del Rio, pummeling him straight to the ground! Del Rio throws his hands up, blocking several punches. He finally shoves Triple H off. Del Rio throws punches of his own, connecting with Triple H's jaw! Both men are slugging it out, shoving eachother all around the hallway, crashing into all sorts of objects! Triple H drags Del Rio down the hall and shoves him onto the catering table! Food flies everywhere, as Triple H slams Del Rio's head onto the table over and over! As Del Rio shoves Triple H off of him once more, security comes rushing to the scene! Several security guards get between the two men, holding them back from eachother. As the brawl is settled, we cut back to ringside.
As SNME returns from commercial, Chris Danielson and Santino Marella are in the ring awaiting the other opponent in their match.
ACM's music suddenly blasts through the Oracle arena, as a red hue covers the stage. The curtain is snatched open, as ACM makes his way out onto the SNME stage for the first time in what seems like forever. ACM, looking in top shape, slowly makes his way down the ramp. He looks focused, determined to win this match here tonight. As ACM enters the ring, he removes his entrance gear. As the lights return to normal and his music fades out, the bell sounds.
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Santino charges at ACM... Drop toe hold! As ACM gets to his feet, Danielson charges at him... ACM ducks a clothesline... He spins Chris around... DDT! As Danielson rolls out of the ring, ACM pulls Santino to his feet. He sends him into the corner, where he hammers on him with huge lefts and rights. ACM lifts Marella to the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him... Superplex! ACM covers him...
"One! Two! Marella kicks out!"
Danielson slowly slides in, as ACM gets to his feet. He spins ACM around. He wings... ACM ducks! Neckbreaker! As Chris holds his neck in pain, ACM stomps away at it, targeting it for the time being. In the corner Santino pulls himself up. As the crowd begins to cheer for him, he charges at ACM... He hammers him across the back with a big forearm shot! He spins ACM around... Cobr-NO! ACM blocks the Cobra!!! Santino looks to be in shock. ACM quickly side steps, as Danielson's kick connects with Santino's jaw. Danielson lifts him up... GTS!!! Santino stumbles back, where ACM grabs him. He sets him up... The Question!!! Santino lays motionless on the mat, as ACM gets to his feet. ACM charges at Danielson... The Answer! As the kick thunders through the arena, Danielson falls limp on the mat. ACM pulls Santino and Danielson next to eachother and covers them both at the same time...
"One! Two! Three!"
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner... ACM!!!
ACM's music once again blares through the arena, as the referee raises his hand in victory. As ACM exits the ring, Danielson and Marella are slowly coming to. With a cocky grin across his face, ACM disappears behind the curtain.
"Voices" suddenly blares through the arena, as the fans begin to boo. Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase, better known as Legacy emerge from the curtain. Dressed in the finest of suits, they make their way down to the ring. As Randy and Ted enter the ring, they both take a microphone. Their music slowly fades away, as Orton begins to speak.
Orton: Ever since Ted and I decided to form Legacy, we've been searching. We've been looking for someone worthy. We've been trying to find someone who... belongs in Legacy. And earlier this week none other than David Flair signed a contract with SNME. Now, I told Ted that since I was busy preparing for my match with Kennedy for the World Heavyweight Championship at Rumble in the Jungle, that I wanted him to look into things. I wanted him to evaluate if David fit the bill. So Ted... Let myself and these people hear what you discovered about David Flair.
Ted smirks, as he raises his microphone to speak.
DiBiase: Well Randy, David seems... He seems a little bit out of it, but that could come in handy. He could be up to doing any crazy dirty work we need to have done. But rather than having him wait any longer... Come on out here, David.
David's music plays, as he makes his way through the curtain. With his sunken eyes, he stares at Ted and Randy in the ring. He then walks up the steps and enters the ring, seeming suspicious of them in some way.
DiBiase: David... I'm going to be up front. To be quite honest... you're not Legacy material. You're nothing like your father. You are a failure. You are a fake, and we do not want to be associated with you. So David... It was nice getting to know you and all... But you are not wanted. But there are others... Others that fit the bill.
As David looks on in confusion, two men jump over the crowd barricade and slide into the ring. They begin hammering David Flair with lefts and rights, beating the living hell out of him.
Styles: My God! It's Jimmy and Jey Uso! They're blood runs way back to the Wild Samoans!
Owens: They look too sophisticated to be related to those wild animals!
Jimmy and Jey shove David right into DiBiase... Dream Street!!! As DiBiase gets up, Orton orders the Usos to the top. As each man stands on the top rope opposite of eachother, they leap off... Samoan Splash!!! David is squashed in the middle of the ring by the Usos, and he seems to be in a great amount of pain. DiBiase raises the Usos' hands, showing the world that they are the newest members of Legacy. As David crawls to the ropes, Randy stalks him... He charges... PUNT!!! Orton punts David Flair right in the skull!!! Security and medical personnel rush the ring, as Legacy exits. They slowly make their way up the ramp, as David Flair is checked on.
As SNME returns from commercial, Rob Van Dam and "The Natural" Jacob Jones are circling eachother in the ring.
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Saturday Night's Main Event. As you can see, Jacob and Jones and Rob Van Dam are about to square off against one another. These are just two of the men who will compete for the Custom Championship at Rumble in the Jungle.
Shelton Benjamin: I know one thing, Jones is looking more impressive week after week.
Owens: He sure is. In fact, he's my pick to win the Custom Championship!
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Jones and RVD lock up! Jones shoves RVD back into the corner and begins hammering away at him. He lands a fury of punches, but RVD finally blocks one. RVD reverses the situation, shoving Jones into the corner. He unleashes a series of thunderous kicks, wearing down Jones' mid-section. RVD whips Jones out of the corner... As Jones crashes into the other corner, RVD charges in... Jones gets the boot up, catching RVD right on the chin! Jones charges out... Swinging neck breaker! He covers RVD...
"One! Two! RVD kicks out!"
Jones pulls RVD up and whips him into the ropes... He drills RVD right in the mid-section with a knee! RVD doubles over and Jones hammers him across the back with huge elbow shots. He hooks his head... RVD spins out... Spinning heel kick! Jones stumbles back, and RVD kicks at him again. Jones catches his foot... Inziguri!!! As Jones collapses to the mat, RVD covers him...
"One! Two! Jones kicks out!"
RVD pulls Jones to his feet. He nails him with a few lefts and rights. RVD whips him into the ropes... He goes for a dropkick, but Jones catches his feet, slamming the back of RVD's head into the mat. Jones then catapults RVD into the corner, causing him to slam face first into the top turnbuckle! RVD slowly stumbles back. Jones kicks him in the gut. He bends him over. Natural Disaster! He covers him!!!
"One! Two! Three!"
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner... "The Natural" Jacob Jones!
Jones music blares through the arena, as he raises his hand in victory. As Jones makes his way to the back, we cut to commercial.
As we return from commercial, Rob Van Dam is seen backstage after his brutal match with Jacob Jones. RVD holds his neck, rubbing it to get the pain out. As he turns the corner, he is suddenly drilled in the face with a chair! Shane Douglas steps around the corner, nailing RVD with the chair several more times. As RVD falls to the floor, blood trickles down his face. Shane Douglas laughs like a mad man, as he shoves RVD's ankle in the chair. Dougls stomps the chair, shattering RVD's ankle!!! RVD screams in pain, as Douglas simply laughs at him.
Douglas: Hey Rob, just like the good 'ol days, huh? E... C... Fuckin' W! Hahahahaha!
As Rob screams for help, Douglas walks off, leaving him on his own to deal with his shattered ankle.
As SNME returns from commercial break, Johnny Magnum is seen standing in the middle of the ring. He holds a microphone in his hand, and he seems a little uneasy.
Magnum: As many of you know, two weeks ago I was this close... to being one step closer to being World Heavyweight Champion. And if it wasn't for the distraction of my best friend... I would have won that match. And then... That brings me to last week. Roy and I put what happened that night behind us, and we decided to team up. We decided we needed to show the fans that our friendship was stronger than ever. But... the match didn't turn out how we wanted. Roy, accidentally hit me with a clothesline. And we lost. That's right. Roy Rowe and Johnny Magnum lost to Edge and Christian. What a damn shame, huh? Well... I've been doing some thinking. Roy... We need to talk. Not backstage. Not tommorrow. Now!
"Headstrong" suddenly blares through the arena, as Roy steps out onto the stage. Looking confused as to why Magnum is calling him out, Roy makes his way down the ramp. He wastes no time and climbs into the ring with a microphone in his hand. As his music fades, Roy speaks.
Rowe: Johnny, wh-why do we need to talk? I thought we were cool?
Magnum: Roy, I thought we were too, but after what has happened as of late... I just don't know. Something... doesn't seem right. The bond between us... it just doesn't seem as strong as it once was.
Rowe: Listen Johnny, I swear... there's nothing stepping between us. It's just that ever since I got put out of the tournament my mind just hasn't been right. I... I just need a week or two off. I'll be fine. We'll be fine.
Magnum: Are you sure that's it? All you had to do was tell me, man.
Rowe: I swear, Magnum. You know I wouldn't purposely cost you a shot at something huge like that. If it wasn't me going for it, I wanted to to have it. I only wanted to help you that night. I screwed up, and I'm sorry. Can we just put this behind us? Can we forget about last week too? We're better than that. We should be standing in this ring victorious, not looking like two losers. So let's put it past us. What do you say?
Magnum takes a deep breath, as Rowe holds out his hand. Thinking for only a second, Magnum grabs Rowe's hand. The two shake hands, and Roy finally pulls Magnum in for a hug. The crowd cheers, as they watch on as two of SNME's top names put the recent occurences behind them.
Rowe: Now show everyone why you should be in that title match, Johnny. Beat Chance. Hell, I beat him. I know you can too.
Roy slowly leaves the ring, as Johnny pulls off his jacket. Roy slowly disappears, as the lights dim.
"Join Me In Death" blares through the arena, as Magnum's face is covered with focus. He motions on his opponent, as he awaits him to step out. Second by second goes by, and Chance hasn't come out yet. Magnum slowly starts to pace the ring back and fourth. As Chance's music fades away, the titantron starts to play live footage from backstage. A camera moves down the hall. We finally spot a door, and the camera goes inside. A wall of lockers is ripped from the wall, and they're piled on top of something... or someone. Stickout out from underneath the lockers is a hand. As the camera gets low, it sees under the lockers. Chance is underneath them. Blood pours from a gash across his forhead, and he is knocked out. The camera is suddenly dropped, as the cameraman yells for help. Seconds later, EMTs arrive. They slowly lift the lockers, as SNME fades to commercial.
As SNME cuts to the ring, Seth Akira and Kammy are seen standing in the ring, awaiting Raven.
"Choke" by Kazy blares through the arena, as the sick and twisted Raven rips through the curtain. With a disgusted look upon his face, the harbinger of evil makes his way down the ramp. He slowly rolls into the ring and sits down in the corner. He rests his arms on the ropes, as his music continues playing. As the lights return to normal, and his music fades away, the bell sounds.
"Ding, ding, ding!"
Raven slowly pulls himself up, and Seth charges in. He hammers Raven with huge lefts and rights, taking out all the pent up frustration of his. Raven finally throws his hands up, blocking the punches. He shoves Seth back and puts him in the corner. Raven drives his boot into Seth's mid-section, knocking the air from his lungs. Raven then pulls him out... Drop toe hold! Raven gets to his feet and hits the ropes... He goes for an elbow drop, but Seth rolls out of the way! Seth pulls Raven up. DDT! He covers him...
"One! Tw-Raven kicks out!"
Seth snatches Raven up by his hair and hammers him across the back. He shoves Raven back... Drop kick! Raven falls back into the corner, and Seth targets him... He charges in... Seth scrapes his boot right across Raven's face! He then grabs the rope and starts to stomp Raven over and over again. The referee quickly gets in Seth's face, telling him to stop. as Seth backs away, Kammy reaches around Raven's neck, choking him. Raven kicks his legs, and he breaks free. He quickly rolls out of the ring, going after Kammy. Kammy runs around the ring. As Raven turns the corner, Seth slides out... Clothesline! Raven hits the ground hard, slamming his head the hardest. Seth pulls Raven up. He whips him into the rail... No! Raven reverses it, sending Seth crashing into the guard rail! Raven reaches down, pulling up the outside mat. He then drags Seth over to that spot. He hooks his head... Even Flow DDT! Oh my God! Seth could be knocked out! Kammy quickly comes up behind Raven, and she spins him around. Raven gets right in her face, and she slaps him! The referee wants to call for the bell, but he doesn't. Raven grabs a handful of Kammy's hair and he pulls her lips to his! He deeply kisses her, as she starts to squirm! As Raven releases her, he shoves her down. He wears a sick smile across his face, as she looks absolutely disgusted by by his kiss. As Raven continues to stalk Kammy, Seth is on his feet. He nails Raven across the back! He drags him over to the spot with no padding. He boots him in the gut and bends him over... Piledriver!!! As Seth rolls Raven over, blood trickles down Raven's face. As Seth finally comes to realization, he hears the referee has reached 8 in the 10 count. Seth quickly slides into the ring, and the referee counts Raven out.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner... By countout... Seth Akira!!!
As Seth raises his hand in victory, Kammy climbs into the ring. She thanks Seth for fighting Raven, and she motions for the music to cut. With the mic in her hand, Kammy speaks.
Kammy: Rav- Scott... Our marriage was once the happiest moment of my life. I loved you, Scott. But you didn't deserve me! You only abused me! You took advantage of that, Scott, and I'm not going to forget that. I'm never going to forget how much you hurt me. That is why I cost you the chance of a life time. I took your last lifeline away from you. You no longer have a chance of becoming World Champion. You're just at the bottom once again... where you belong! So Scott... As my last wish, I want you. I want you in this ring at Rumble in the Jungle. Till death do us part, Scott. Till death do us part...
As Kammy finishes speaking, Raven reaches under the ropes, grabbing her by the ankles! He pulls her out of the ring. With a sick look on his face, he drags her to the spot where the mat was pulled up. He hooks her head... No! No! He's about to do it... This could kill her... Security comes rushing down to ringside. They surround Raven, telling him not to do it. With that sick and twisted smile on his face, he slings her to the ground by her hair. Raven slowly backs way, knowing that he will get his hands on his former bride in just a few days.
As "Voices" blares through the arena, the crowd starts to boo. Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase slowly emerge from the curtain, looking cocky as ever. Confidence covers their body, as they slowly make their way to the ring. As Ted climbs up the steps, Orton slithers into the ring under the bottom rope. He slowly gets to his feet and goes to the corner. In time with the music, Orton raises his hands in the air, striking his trademark pose. As Orotn climbs down, he and Ted take their spot in their corner. They begin to talk, deciding what their strategy will be.
Ryder's music blares through the arena, as the crowd begins to cheer. Zack quickly emerges from the curtain, tan as ever. With his hair spiked, he wears his signature "Woo Woo Woo" headband. Ryder slowly makes his way to the ring, saying hello to all the beautiful women at ringside. As Ryder climbs into the ring, he awaits his partner.
"Miiiiiiissssttteeeeeeerrrrrrr Keeeeeennnnnnneeedddddyyyy!!!"
Kennedy's music blasts through the Oracle arena, and the crowd is on their feet. One of their all-time SNME favorites is heading to the ring. The curtain flies open, as Kennedy steps out. With a brash smile across his face, Kennedy heads down the ramp. He quickly climbs into the ring, and he stands in the center of the ring. A spotlight shines down, as he raises his hand. As he awaits the microphone to lower, Orton suddenly nails him from behind!
"Ding, ding, ding!"
The bell sounds, the lights return to normal, and the crowd is on fire! As Orton and Kennedy battle it out. DiBiase and Ryder step out onto the apron. Orton pulls Kennedy to the corner, and he tags in Ted. DiBiase quickly gets in and goes to work on Kennedy's arm. He twists it, locking in a hammer lock! Writhing in pain, Kennedy spins out. He pulls Ted into him, locking him in a side headlock! He wrenches away at Ted's neck, trying to wear him down. Kennedy quickly whips Ted into the corner and tags in Ryder. Ryder goes to work on Ted's neck, hammering him across the back of it. Ryder whips Ted into the ropes... Hip toss! He drops an elbow... Ted moves! Ted quickly stomps Ryder down, taking advantage of the mistake. He pulls Ryder up and whips him into the corner. He puts the boots to him, kicking him in the mid-section over and over again.
Ted quickly takes Ryder down with a snap mare take over. He kicks him in the back, sending an echo through the arena. Ted leaps over Ryder... Neck breaker! As Ted gets to his feet, he tags in Orton. Orton gets in, and he begins to work over Ryder's entire body. He stomps each limb over and over, wearing him down more and more. Orton finally pulls Ryder up... He spins him around... Back breaker! Orton covers him!
"One! Two! Ryder kicks out!"
Orton pulls Ryder up and whips him into the ropes... He catches him with a drop kick! Ryder slowly pulls himself across the ring, hoping to get a tag. Orton stops him! He grabs Ryder's leg! Ryder is fighting it! He's pulling, as Orton is tugging on his leg!!! Ryder dives... He tags in Kennedy! Kennedy comes in on fire! He clotheslines Orton! he nails DiBiase off the apron! Scoop slam to Orton! Elbow drop! Kennedy is feeling it right now, as he takes over the match. He pulls Orton up... Swinging neck breaker! Kennedy drags Orton to the corner, and he climbs to the top. He's about to go for the Kenton Bomb. DiBiase leaps onto the apron... He shoves Kennedy off, sending him flying to the outside and crashing into the barricade! Orton slowly gathers himself inside the ring, as DiBiase pulls Kennedy up. He rolls Kennedy in... Orton stomps him down to the mat! Kennedy slowly crawls to his corner... He tags in Ryder! Ryder comes in... Orton jumps into the air... RKO! RKO! RKO!!! Orton covers Ryder, as DiBiase stops Kennedy from breaking it up...
"One! Two! Three!"
Justin Roberts: Here are your winners... Randy Orton and Ted DiBiase!!!
Orton tosses Ryder out of the ring, as DiBiase drags Kennedy to the center. Orton grabs Kennedy by the face. He looks him right in the eyes, as he tells him that the World Championship is his at Rumble in the Jungle. Ted motions at the stage, as the Usos come charging down. As the Usos come running down the ramp, they are cut off by Edge and Christian! E&C pummel the Usos to the ground, as a brawl breaks out! Ryder slides into the ring, but he isn't able to do anything. Brock Lesnar jumps the barricade and pulls Ryder back out of the ring by his ankles! He lifts Ryder onto his shoulders... F5 into the ring post!!!! Back in the ring, Orton leaps into the air, drilling Kennedy with an RKO. As DiBiase and Orton stand over Kennedy's body, Edge and Christian slide in, causing them to leave the ring. Orton and DiBiase pull the Usos up, as the back their way up the ramp.
Joey Styles: Well folks, we're out of time here tonight!!! As you can tell, the tension has reached an all new high! Fights have broken out all night! Be sure to tune in to Rumble in the Jungle and find out just who goes home with the gold!
Austin Owens: For Saturday Night's Main Event...
Shelton Benjamin: We're outta here!