Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:28:34 GMT -5
Saturday Night Turmoil: Saturday, March 18, 2006
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Main Event: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and Raven vs. Batista, Triple H and Ryan Beyer
Fans in Attendance: 3,500
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Main Event: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and Raven vs. Batista, Triple H and Ryan Beyer
Fans in Attendance: 3,500
The Broadcast Booth
FireWorks explode near the staging area as the camera pans on a sold out crowd. The camera then cuts to the broadcast booth where Joey Styles is seated with his broadcast partner Austin Owens. Joey Styles: Welcome everyone to Saturday Night Turmoil! We are a week away from Night Of Glory, and tonight is a big night for the momentum of these superstars. Austin Owens: Everyone in the back knows that winning tonight gives you quite an advantage. Joey Styles: |
Austin Owens: They are on their feet cheering! These fans are ready to go, just like your mom!
Joey Styles: You are one weird fat man.
Austin Owens: That’s because I was made fun of as a kid..
Joey Styles: Aww. . . there, there big guy. After the show, I tell you what we’ll do, we’ll rent a hotel room, and. . . oh, we’re still on. Anyway, our first match!
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VS.
Jay Lethal vs. Raven
Jay Lethal vs. Raven
**Raven’s music hits and the Custom Champion makes his way to the ring, pissed off as ever. He rolls into the ring, without posing, and sits in the corner. He throws the title belt at the ring and stares at the entrance way. Jay Lethal’s music begins to hit, but he cannot be found. He is coming from the crowd, behind Raven! Lethal jumps from the floor and dropkicks Raven in the corner in the ring! The match is on!**
DING DING DING
Jay jumps onto the apron, and then uses the ropes to spring over and give Raven an elbow drop. Jay picks him up and gives him a harsh knife edge chop. Jay rips the shirt off of Raven and keeps chopping at it. Raven grabs his arm though and headbutts Jay in the shoulder. Jay drops to one knee and is kneed in the face by Raven! Jay slumps back against the ropes and Raven gives Jay some harsh face washes.
Raven picks up Jay and sends him off the ropes, then gives him a back body drop. As Lethal is writhing in pain, Raven gives him a harsh kick using his shin into the back. Raven grabs Lethal and screams “YOU’RE MY BITCH IN THIS RING LETHAL!” then slaps him to the mat. Raven starts booting Lethal, then kicks him out of the ring. The referee tries to hold Raven back but he goes outside after Lethal.
Raven grabs Lethal but Lethal elbows Raven in the gut. Jay hits a standing insiguri and Raven goes down to his knees. Lethal jumps onto the guard rail, then back again with another jumping insiguri! Jay picks up Raven and throws him in the ring. Jay dives over the top rope with a somersault tope onto Raven’s back. Jay hits a low dropkick to Raven’s face as the crowd are starting to give him some momentum.
Jay gets cocky and throws Raven’s crucifix pose, then slaps Raven! Raven grabs Lethal’s hand and bends it back, Lethal is screaming in pain! Lethal holds the ropes and Raven breaks it after a count of 4. Lethal is holding his hand in pain but Raven grabs him and gives him a reverse Russian leg sweep. Raven goes to the top rope and jumps on Lethal’s injured left hand!
Lethal is nearly crying, he may have had his hand broken by Raven! Raven picks him up and elbows him hard in the face. Lethal doesn’t so much fall but crumples to the mat slowly. Raven is being extremely harsh with this newcomer. Raven bounces off one set of ropes, then punts Lethal in the face! Raven hooks the leg. 1-2-KICK-OUT! GOD DAMN JAY LETHAL KICKED OUT!
Raven has a look of shock on his face and grabs the official, screaming at him. Raven picks Lethal up and gives him the snake eyes onto the turnbuckle. Jay turns round into a hard clothesline from close range. Raven picks him up and delivers a swinging neck breaker, then applies a wristlock. Jay is bleeding from a large bruise under his eye from the kick to the face, but is punching Raven to get him away.
Raven lets it go, and picks Lethal up. Raven then just punches Lethal in the face! Straight shot to the jaw! The referee pleads with Raven to back off, as Lethal appears to be knocked out. Raven places a finger on Lethal. 1-2-2.9! Lethal kicked out again! God damn this kid has heart! Raven picks up Lethal and has him in the pedigree position but hits a double underhook suplex. Raven picks him up, and quickly hits the Evenflow DDT! Raven hooks both legs. 1 . . .2 . . .JAY LETHAL KICKS OUT!
Raven gets really annoyed here, letting out a barrage of 4 letter words. Raven just dives on Lethal, laying into him with knees, elbows, fists, feet, anything to keep him down. Raven picks him up and slaps his chest, then gives him a devilishly hard Irish whip into the turnbuckle! Raven storms over there, and gives him another Evenflow but Raven isn’t done! Raven sits Jay on the top turnbuckle and shouts “It’s OVER!” He climbs up after him and hits an Evenflow DDT from the second rope! Raven hooks the leg. 1. . .2. . .3!
Winner: Raven
Raven sits in the ring with a look of shock and pleasure on his face, he has finally beaten Lethal. He grabs Lethal’s unconscious hand and shakes it, then leaves him in the middle of the ring as the camera fades to a commercial. An advertisement for the “Help Ryan Beyer Buy Musical Equipment Fund” is shown. If you’d like to help, give Ryan a PM with the amount in US Dollars you’d like to donate.
VS.
Undertaker vs. Chris Masters
Undertaker vs. Chris Masters
**The drums roll up and the lights go out. Sparks of pyro begin to come out from the side of the entrance way as a figure rises from beneath the stage. He moves sharply and flexes his muscles as pyro explodes around him. The Masterlock Champion begins to strut down the ramp, flipping off Heyman as he walks. He rolls into the ring and grabs a microphone as the lights and music fade to nothing**
CHRIS MASTERS
You see, I thought the point is when you want to challenge someone, you make it harder as the weeks go by. Last week I beat the World’s Strongest Man into oblivion! I DESTROYED Magnus Magnusson. And tonight, I’ve got The Undertaker? That’s a big step down; this guy doesn’t even deserve an introduction. So come on Undertaker, drag your un dead ass down here. And Boogeyman, you watch this good because this will be what is happening to you in 8 days time.
**Masters puts down the mic and screams at the entrance way. The lights go out and a large gong is heard. We hear The Undertaker’s music and fog fills the entranceway but nothing happens. The lights then go completely black. The music stops and the lights come back on with another gong and The undertaker is behind Masters! Masters turns round and jumps out of his skin. Undertaker stares at him, and takes off his hat and coat. Undertaker sits down on the chair and indicates for Masters to come in. Masters sheepishly rolls in**
PAUL HEYMAN
Awww little Chris is scared
AUSTIN OWENS
Wouldn’t you be Paul?
PAUL HEYMAN
Hell no
**Masters puts one arm under Undertaker’s arm, and then moves the other into position. IT’S ON! Undertaker locks his legs on the chair and Masters nearly lets go as he jumps back. The grip is loose and Undertaker is fighting with all his might! Masters starts worming his arms up Undertakers, and finally gets it in the right position. Masters thrusts upwards and Undertaker is lifted. Undertaker is refusing to be shook and is dragging his feet, moving in the opposite direction of Masters. He has broken the grip, Masters is trying to re-lock it, as Undertaker is charging Masters back into the corner. The clock has 20 seconds left! Masters moves when Undertaker goes to the corner and Undertaker stops in his tracks, leaving Masters enough time to lock it back in again. We have 8 seconds left, as Taker is wiggling around again. He’s broken the grip again! Come on Taker, 3 seconds left! Just after the buzzer, Taker breaks it. Taker is pissed off and grabs the referee as Masters grabs the chair! Bam! He laid Undertaker out cold, and then is beating at him again and again with the chair. He grabs the mic, as Heyman stands up and walks to the main part of the stage**
Winner: Chris Masters
CHRIS MASTERS
Paul Heyman, that’s why you need me in this tournament, I take big guys, the strongest guys and beat them black and blue. The more you piss me off, the more likely it is that it will happen to you!
PAUL HEYMAN
Masters, your right, you’ve beaten the biggest and the strongest. Yet, you haven’t proved yourself. He broke the Masterlock, but he did it after the time-
CHRIS MASTERS
I let him go, he didn’t break anything. I’m still champion
PAUL HEYMAN
Well, champ, I’d like you to see your opponent for next weeks Masterlock Title match. He’s a great guy, he’s deadly. Hell, you could say he’s Lethal
**Jay Lethal runs in from behind Masters and gives him a reverse insiguri! Masters gets kicked right in the face! Lethal bounces of the ropes and hits a shining wizard! He raises the title up in the air as Heyman laughs and we cut to commercial**
VS.
Tazz vs. Rob Van Dam
Tazz vs. Rob Van Dam
AUSTIN OWENS
And now, we have an amazing match coming up for you. Taz and Rob Van Dam, 2 ECW alumni competing in an ECW Throwback match
JOEY STYLES
You bet I'm looking forward to this. ECW rules, and for fans that don't know, shame on you. But this means that there are NO RULES. You win simply by pinning your opponent or making them submit in the ring. No stoppages, no disqualifications, no countouts
AUSTIN OWENS
Send the kids to bed parents because this is going to be violent
**Austin is cut off by a heartbeat that signals Taz's arrival. He walks out, with the towel over his head. He doesn't stop; he just keeps walking to the ring with a purpose. Taz walks up the steps and gets in. He shadow boxes in the corner, leaving the towel on at all times. He is cut off by the start of Rob Van Dam's music. The opening riff finishes and a big “RVD” pyro explodes on stage, and Rob Van Dam jumps up onto the stage. He points his thumb to his shoulders and walks to the ring, smiling and high fiving fans. He rolls in and poses on the turnbuckles. Taz finally takes off his towel and stands, arm crossed staring at RVD as the referee rings the bell**
DING DING DING
Rob Van Dam is pacing on his feet, moving around while Taz doesn't move, he just watches. He walks forward to the middle of the ring and RVD starts mouthing off to him and Taz forearms him in the jaw! Taz starts punching and kicking at Rob, ending him into the corner then throwing elbows and forearms to all parts of Rob's body. Taz boots Rob in the gut and gives him a belly to belly suplex over to the other side of the ring!
Taz gets up as Rob is holding his back. Taz locks on a headlock, wrenching again and again as Rob screams in pain. Taz gets up and drops to the side, bending RVD over his back. Rob is slamming his fist on the mat, but Taz has him picked up again. Taz launches him shoulder first into the ringpost. Rob staggers back into a release German suplex. Rob crawls over near the apron but is dropkicked out by Taz and Rob lands hard on the concrete outside
Taz grabs Rob but RVD breaks the rip and moonsault dropkicks Taz. Rob lands on his feet, jumps up onto the apron and moonsaults onto Taz on the arena floor! Rob holds his ribs, and uses the guard rail to stand him self up. Taz slowly gets up and RVD kicks him 3 times in the head, keeping his leg in the air the whole time. Taz staggers back and RVD gives him a jumping spinning heel kick to send him down!
Rob goes under the ring and gets a table! He rests one side on the apron and the other on the guard rail, making a bridge. Rob stands on it precariously and when Taz gets up, Rob dives off with a somersault, landing on Taz! Rob holds his back in pain. He slowly gets up, turning his back on Taz. Taz gets up but grabs the ring bell. RVD turns round and gets blasted in the face!
Rob crumples too the floor and Taz rolls him up. Taz stands on the apron and lifts RVD up. Taz has RVD in a reverse crossface chicken wing so they are facing each other. Taz launches back and throws Rob over him and through the table, then follows it up with an elbow drop from the apron! Taz gets up pretty quickly and picks up the lifeless RVD and throws him over the guard rail. Taz climbs over and picks RVD. Taz runs with RVD and goes to through him through a popcorn machine but RVD turns and throws Taz through the glass machine!
Taz falls back, busted wide open, and RVD wisely uses this opportunity for a breather. Rob gets up and runs up a flight of stairs. He moves the fans aside and is a tier above Taz. He stands on the railing, with his back facing Taz. RVD jumps, bounces off in a sit down position from the balcony and delivers a split legged moonsault onto Taz! The crowd start a “Holy Shit!” chant as both men are lying out cold on the floor.
RVD is the first to rise, limping noticeably on his left leg. He picks the bloody Taz up who gives him a square right hand. RVD staggers back, and Taz delivers another. Taz grabs him and hits a T-Bone Exploder suplex on the concrete! RVD screams and Taz slowly gets up. Taz starts kicking RVD down towards the guardrail, then gives some face washes to him. Taz lifts him up and hits an under hook suplex over the guardrail, dumping RVD on the mat.
Taz jumps over and picks RVD up who slaps Taz. Taz is pissed off but RVD slaps him again. Rob charges and clotheslines Taz down hard. RVD crawls over to the timekeeper and grabs a chair. Taz comes over and RVD throws the chair straight at Taz's head! The chair bounces off his skull and RVD catches it. He throws it at him again but Taz catches it however RVD gives Taz the Van Terminator into the ringpost!
Taz rolls into the ring slowly as RVD smirks. He goes under the table and pulls out a ladder! RVD pushes it into the ring, and then follows it in. RVD sets it up by the corner. RVD begins to climb the side nearest the turnbuckle but Taz runs over and punches RVD again and again. Taz climbs out and goes up to the top turnbuckle and locks on the Tazmission! Taz and RVD are standing on teh top turnbuckle and Taz is choking RVD out. Taz turns and then turns again, throwing RVD midsection first on the guardrail!
Taz climbs down and jumps off the apron. He grabs RVD and rolls him in the ring. RVD is trying to get up but is being pushed down by Taz. Taz tries to push RVD down again but RVD grabs his arm, pulls him in and kicks Taz square in the face. RVD nips up and throws the ladder down onto Taz! RVD bends over for the pin but Taz moves quickly and locks on the Tazmission! Taz really sinks it in, and RVD is choked out!
Winner: Tazz
JOEY STYLES
God damn, what a hellacious match! Took me back to 1996 that match did!
AUSTIN OWENS
One of the finest matches I have ever seen in my career. Both men have gave it their all and the office must take notice of these guys now
VS.
Matt Striker and Kevin vs. Rick Rude and Carlito Caribbean Cool
Matt Striker and Kevin vs. Rick Rude and Carlito Caribbean Cool
A guitar begins strumming two strings quickly, then bending one, creating a building dissonance. After doing this twice, Jon Foreman’s voice screams through the arena, as Switchfoot’s Politicians begins playing.
Kevin and Matt Striker run out from behind the curtain, nearly deafened by random ‘you suck’ chants. The men walk down the ramp, both sliding into the ring at the same time. The two men stand on opposite corners, flaunting themselves over the crowd. They obviously consider themselves better than everyone in the arena.
A smooth Latin beat begins playing, as Carlito’s voice echoes through the arena, slyly saying “Now THAT is cool.” Carlito Caribbean Cool and Rick Rude come walking out, both men lacking any form of hurry. Rude stands at the edge of the stage, pounding his chest like a gong, the fans wildly cheering him. Carlito just stands, eating an apple like the cool guy that he is. Finally, the two men continue walking down the ramp, and slowly get into the ring. The bell sounds as Carlito tosses his half eaten apple into the crowd.
Kevin and Carlito attack each other, and Caribbean Cool rakes the eyes of Kevin. When the referee reprimands Carlito, he finds a chunk of apple spit into his face, degrading him to nothing. Kevin dropkicks Carlito into the corner, following with a hard clothesline. Carlito slightly falls, still in his blue shirt, almost Hawaiian looking. Kevin holds his hands high over his head, with his back to Carlito. Cool picks Kevin up from behind, giving him a backdrop.
Carlito Caribbean Cool makes his way to his partner, and tags him in. Rick Rude climbs into the ring, standing tall and confident. Kevin takes a few steps backwards, then bounces off of the ropes, now running at Rick Rude. Rick grabs Kevin’s arm as he clotheslines him, then slams Kevin to the ground. Kevin crawls to Matt Striker, who outstretches his hand for his partner, until Kevin can reach him. Striker charges into the ring, grappling with Rick Rude upon entry.
Rick Rude soon finds himself backed into a corner, where he is bombarded with a flurry of hard clotheslines from Striker. Striker lifts Rude onto the second turnbuckle, then, springing off of the middle rope, gives Rude an arm drag, both men crashing into the ground like asteroids falling into the moon. As Rude gets up, he feels an arm wrap around his torso, and finds himself lifts onto Matt Striker’s shoulder. Matt goes to slam Rick down into the mat, but ends up receiving a DDT powered by his own force.
Both men lay, fallen and in pain, and each tries their hardest to make it to their partner. Kevin is able to come in first, but he is not able to stop Rick Rude from making the tag. Carlito slowly steps into the ring, approaching Kevin with a smirk. Carlito gets into Kevin’s face, intimidating his opponent, and above all, acting cool. Carlito Caribbean Cool takes the first swing; Kevin’s retaliation a copy.
Carlito ducks the punch, then clotheslines Kevin as he turns around. After lifting Kevin to his feet, Cool kicks Kevin in the stomach, preparing him for a suplex. Carlito lifts Kevin high, holding him there, a dangerous position. Carlito, instead of falling backwards, flips Kevin down, holding both of Kevin’s legs, one between each arm, as Carlito falls into a sitting position, Kevin now on his back. Carlito gets up slowly, then taunting, falls over Kevin as the referee makes the pin, one. . . two. . . three.
Winners: Carlito Caribbean Cool and Rick Rude