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Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:26:27 GMT -5
(Results credited from: Paul Heyman and Comissioner Michaels) Saturday Night Turmoil: 11/3/06 Location: Buffalo, NY Main Event: Chris Jericho vs. Triple H Fans In Attendance: 3,200
**The show has just started and already we are hearing the familiar riff from the theme music of our co-owner – Paul Heyman. The crowd rises to their feet screaming as the evil genius steps out onto the stage. Heyman soaks up the applause, and holds a microphone up to his lips. The music stops, followed eventually by the crowd**
PAUL HEYMAN Well you see a lot of people the past few days have been talking about what my major announcement could be. And I thought instead of making you wait until later on tonight, I decided on coming out and dropping my bombshell on you RIGHT NOW
**The crowd explode**
PAUL HEYMAN Does everybody remember when I first joined this great company and I mentioned about a tournament? Well you see it’s been my brainchild for some time now, and finally, after weeks of deliberation it is happening. My announcement is that of the very first NHBWO Hardcore Cup tournament! You see, the winner will not just be the winner of the Hardcore Cup but will have a guaranteed world title shot valid for 3 months
**The crowd go wild, they love this idea and are showing it**
PAUL HEYMAN But because it is a Hardcore Cup tournament, we will have a hardcore stipulation for each match. Not just straight hardcore, an extreme stipulation. Each stipulation will be announced the day before the matches. Do you want to see some barbed wire? Some blood? SOME THUMBTACKS?!?!?!
**The crowd literally explode, starting an “ECW” chant. Heyman smiles**
PAUL HEYMAN I’ve been thinking for a long time, who do I want in this tournament? Well, I’ll tell you. I’m going to name 6 superstars who will definitely be in it. I will then announce another 4 superstars, that will compete in 2 singles matches and the winners of those matches will go into the tournament
**Heyman pauses**
PAUL HEYMAN And the 6 men that will definitely be involved will be Kevin…Rick Rude…Matt Striker…Matt Hardy…Tazz and…Carlito. All 6 will be involved in the quarter final stage. As for the qualifiers, one guy that will definitely be involved is…The Boogeyman. His opponent will be announced later this evening. The other 2 men will be having a qualifying match later on tonight…John Cena & JBL. The winner will be in the tournament. After the show, check out the website for a full schedule and tournament brackets. Thank you very much ladies & gentlemen, and enjoy your show. Everybody else…good luck
**Heyman drops the mic and bows to the fans as his music hits again. The crowd chant his name as Heyman walks to the back. Cena’s music hits and the 2 pass each other, shaking hands as the leader of the chain gang struts to the ring. He rolls in and salutes the crowd. He takes off his lock as we hear a cow moo. A limo pulls up and out steps John Bradshaw Layfeld. JBL takes of his hat and rushes into the ring, to get this match started**
NHBWO HARDCORE CUP QUALIFYING MATCH John Cena vs. JBL
JBL rushes into the ring but is stomped on by Cena. John grabs him and throws him into the corner. John comes at JBL with rights and lefts. While this is going on, Heyman walks back on the stage
PAUL HEYMAN God, I forgot. If this is a Hardcore Cup qualifier, might aswell make it a Hardcore match. See you later
The crowd cheer and Cena smirks but turns round into a JBL forearm. Layfeld storms out of the corner with a hard shoulder block. JBL goes out of the ring and looks under it. He pulls out a trashcan and as he gets up, Cena tries to baseball slide it into his face. John turns round into a hard trashcan shot from JBL. JBL picks up Cena and throws him into the steps. JBL throws him into the ring along with Singapore canes
JBL rolls in but Cena rolls up and breaks it over JBL’s head. He goes down to one knee but then gets his head sandwiched with the 2 halves of the cane. Cena hooks the leg but only gets a 2. Cena rolls out and grabs a steel chair. He gets in and nails JBL in the back. JBL winces in pain but then gets a shot straight in the head. Cena doesn’t go for the pin; he climbs to the top rope. He goes for an elbow drop but JBL moves out of the way. Cena and JBL get up at the same time but JBL boots him in between the ropes. Cena lifts up the apron and grabs something but we can’t see. JBL rolls out and picks Cena up but Cena shows he has a lead pipe and nails JBL in the ribs. JBL is holding his ribs and Cena lifts him up for the FU! Bam! JBL gets FU’ed onto the steel steps! Cena rolls him down the stairs and hooks the leg. 1-2-3!
WINNER: John Cena
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Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:27:01 GMT -5
AUSTIN OWENS Good God what a match that was! Short, brutal, violent JOEY STYLES Like your sexual relationship with your wife AUSTIN OWENS You what? Shut up Joey JOEY STYLES I’m only teasing. Up next, The Masterpiece is in action! ------------------------------------------- Chris Masters vs. Mystery Opponment - Masterlock Title Match **The lights go dim. We hear a drum start playing, followed by regal music and the Masterpiece is in the house! He poses with his cape, then throws it off, revealing his new Masterlock title belt. Masters smiles and poses, as the pyro goes off around him. The music gets beatier and Chris Masters walks to the ring with a grin on his face. He rolls in and poses once more. As he takes the belt of his waist, Paul Heyman walks onto the stage** PAUL HEYMAN Well here we go Chris, the first defence of your new title belt. I wanted a challenge for you this week, that’s why I’m picking somebody…from the audience **The audience are shocked** AUSTIN OWENS God, what is Heyman thinking? PAUL HEYMAN But not just anyone. World’s Strongest Man 1994-1998. Magnus Magnusson! **Masters looks shocked as a spotlight shines on a huge European guy, with bleached blonde hair. He walks to the ring and climbs over the guard rail. He walks up the steel stairs, not taking his eyes of Masters. Masters gulps as Magnus sits down on the chair** PAUL HEYMAN Masters, you know the rules. No hitting. He’s got a minute to break the Masterlock. If he doesn’t break it, you retain the title. Lock it on champ **Heyman grins and sits down to watch. Masters puts one arm around Magnus, and then slowly moves the other one. IT’S ON! Masters lifts the behemoth with ease! Magnus must be around 400 pounds. The timer is down to 50 seconds and Masters is thrashing around Magnus but Magnus is trying to stop movement as much as possible. At the 35 second mark, Magnus manages to lock his legs round Masters. He starts rocking back and forth, lifting Masters with his back! Masters grip is fading and Heyman is loving it** PAUL HEYMAN Yes! Let’s Go Magnus! Let’s Go Magnus! **The crowd join in this chant as we have 20 seconds left. Magnus charges Masters into a corner but he stops and Masters syncs it in more. He is really shaking Magnus and Magnus is fading. 10 seconds left, and Magnus, who has little power left, is fighting with all you will. 3-2-1. Chris Masters throws Magnus down like a rag doll and flexes his muscles as he is announced as having retained his title. Heyman looks pissed off and we cut to commercial** ------------------------------------------- **We come back from commercial and Masters is still in the ring for his match with Randy Orton** JOEY STYLES As you know Austin, this has been a very confusing time, with so many title changes we don’t exactly know what will happen tomorrow night at the elimination chamber, we could have 7 men in there! AUSTIN OWENS Yes sir, our co-owner Ryan Beyer is our new World Champion. He could be in he ring from the start **Heyman is still on the stage with a microphone** PAUL HEYMAN You know, I’ve got one more bombshell to drop tonight. And that is what will happen with the Elimination Chamber. But that also has to do with my tournament. As the person that is getting kicked out of the Chamber will be facing The Boogeyman at Night of Glory in a Street Fight for a spot in the tournament. So Chris Masters…welcome to the tournament! **Masters goes ape, kicking the ropes, screaming at Heyman* PAUL HEYMAN And tonight, it will be Ryan Beyer vs. Randy Orton, the loser entering Number 1 in the chamber. Thank you all **Heyman stares at Masters then walks to the back. Masters, irate, follows** ------------------------------------------- Loser Enters Elimination Chamber First Randy Orton vs. Ryan Beyer **The ring is clear as Randy Orton’s new theme by Killswitch Engage hits the speakers and the former World Champion struts to the ring. He rolls in, as his music fades and Ryan Beyer’s music starts. The new World Champion struts out, and runs to the ring, Orton meeting him half way** DING DING DING Orton and Beyer trade blows, Orton obviously getting the upper hand as Beyer has yet to get rid of the ring rust. Orton grabs Beyer and gives him a knife edge chop. Beyer crumbles on the outside and Orton throws him into the apron. He lifts Beyer up and drops him, so Beyer smacks his face off of the apron. Beyer turns round into a sweet dropkick. Orton gets up and throws the champion in. Orton rolls in and stomps on Beyer again and again. Orton lifts up the champion but Beyer shoves Orton away and punts him in the ribs. Beyer hits a quick DDT and nips up. He bounces off the ropes and hits Orton with a shining wizard! Beyer gets up but brings Orton with him. Beyer hits a forearm but Orton back body drops him over the top rope. Orton springs over and takes out Beyer. Orton grabs Beyer and throws him in. This can’t go on much longer. Beyer is forearming Orton limply but it barely affects him. Orton boots him in the midsection! RKO. Orton places a finger over Beyer. 1-2-3 WINNER: Randy Orton **Orton doesn’t celebrate straight away, he lifts Beyer up and gives him another RKO. We cut to commercial as Orton is standing over him*
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Post by jakeroberts on Jun 24, 2006 0:27:23 GMT -5
Winner Enters Elimination Chamber Second Batista vs. Raven **”Unleashed” by Saliva hits the PA system and Batista makes his way onto the stage. The crowd cheer as the Intercontinental champion poses for the crowd. He mans the machine guns and unloads them as pyro goes off around him. Batista jumps up and more pyro goes off. He walks down to the ring as the crowd chant his name. He rolls in and is warming up as the arena goes dark and we hear a bird crow. The Custom champion walks onto the stage. He poses in his crucifix position and then takes off his jacket. He drops the belt and walks to the ring with a purpose. He rolls in and gets straight in Batista’s face as the music and lighting turns to normal** DING DING DING Batista and Raven lock up in the centre of the ring. Raven gets Batista in a side headlock, before shooting him off into the ropes. Raven drops to the mat, then as Batista comes off the other rope, he is the recipient of a hard hip toss. Raven grabs Batista’s arm and locks him in an arm bar. Batista winces but starts to rise up, forearming Raven with his spare arm. Raven lets go and Batista shoves Raven into the corner, then splashes him. Raven comes out of the corner into a straight powerslam. Batista picks him up and gives him a hard spinebuster! Batista is taking this in his stride and lifts up Raven once more. He lifts him above his head then drives Raven down into a brainbuster! Raven is absolutely out of it and Batista hooks the leg but Raven kicks out. Batista picks Raven up but Raven gives him a kick to the midsection, then grabs his head and lashes it into the mat. Batista holds his head and Raven delivers a knee drop to the head. Raven grabs Batista and drags him to the corner, sitting him against the bottom rope. Batista gives him some face washes, then a straight boot to the side of the head. Batista holds the head, which is obviously Raven’s target. Raven picks up Batista and gives him a hard irish whip into the corner. Batista staggers backwards into a back body drop. Raven gets up, tiring from his earlier punishment. He grabs Batista but Batista gives him a hard right hand, then a left, then a right then an almighty clothesline over the top rope. Batista climbs onto the apron and gives Raven a double axe handle. Batista puts Raven in a sleeper hold and lifts him up, then tosses him like a rag doll into the guard rails. Raven hols his abdomen in pain, and tries to crawl away from Batista. Batista grabs Raven by the hair and slaps him across the face. Raven just crumbles and is then stomped into the stairs. Batista grabs Raven and throws him into the ring. Batista rolls in and puts Raven into the powerbomb position. Batista lifts him up and BANG! Batista Bomb! Raven doesn’t go for the pin and cockily lifts Raven up again. Batista pummels Raven into a corner but Raven throws a swift elbow. Batista walks back and is speared by Raven, who is getting hit square in the face again and again. Raven gets up, Batista’s blood on his fist. Batista gets up, his nose streaming with blood and he is headbutted square in the face! Raven is really hitting Batista! Raven picks up Batista and slaps him calling him a bitch. Batista kicks Raven and tries to get him in a powerbomb but Raven wiggles out and kicks Batista in the mid section. EVENFLOW DDT! Raven hooks the leg of Batista. 1-2-3! WINNER: Raven JOEY STYLES What a match! Batista and Ryan Beyer start off the match tomorrow night! AUSTIN OWENS Well, speaking of tomorrow night, I’m sure you all know we are just 24 hours away from Night of Glory 2006, and it looks to be off the chart JOEY STYLES We’ve got the Elimination Chamber main event for the NHBWO title. Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton, Raven, Chris Jericho & the World Champion Ryan Beyer AUSTIN OWENS So much more on the line than a title. It’s about pride, everyone will be putting their body on the line. JOEY STYLES Then we’ve got a tag team title match, Kevin & Matt Striker vs. Carlito & Rick Rude. All 4 of these men will be in the Hardcore Cup tournament, so it will be interesting to see if they will get on after this match, seeing as one team must walk out champions AUSTIN OWENS Speaking of the tournament, we have a Street Fight qualifying match, Chris Masters taking on The Boogeyman. Surely to be a physical contest, not one for the youngsters JOEY STYLES Then, we have Brother vs. Brother, Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy. Two amazing cruiserweights, this should be an amazing match, a visual feast AUSTIN OWENS So do the smart thing and order Night of Glory right now. And now we will find out who enters tommorow’s main event number 3, it’s time for Chris Jericho vs. Triple H ------------------------------------------- **As Styles quits speaking a count down appears over the big screen. It starts counting down from five and as it reaches one huge fireworks explode from the stage as the opening lines of "Break the Walls Down" echo out from the P.A. system. The curtain flies open as Chris Jericho comes running out onto the stage. He faces the way he came and holds both arms parallel to the ground as he leans back and lets out a yell into the air. He quickly turns around and lets out a smirk towards the crowd. As he looks down towards the squared circle he begins his way down the ramp. As Jericho soaks up all the cheers from the audience it brings a big smile across his face. As he reaches the ring, he rolls under the bottom rope and bounces back and fourth off the ropes a few times. As he does this his music comes to a halt and a green glow lingers through the arena. "Time to Play the Game" hits, and Triple H can be seen on the entrance way dripping wet from the water he has just poured over his head. As the chorus of his theme song begins he slowly starts to walk down the ramp way. With each step he takes and eager look can be seen in "The Game’s" eyes. Not an eagerness to wrestle, but an eagerness to kill. As Triple H reaches the ring he walks over to the right side. He climbs up onto the apron and takes a big sip of water. As he stands there waiting, he throws the half empty bottle of water into the audience and lowers his head. Within an instant he suddenly raises up with his arms in the air flexing. As he leans against the ropes he spits a mist of water into the fans. As the mist lingers through the air, he begins to point at himself and yell into the crowd. An anxious Jericho gets tired of waiting and charges at Triple H from behind. This match is on!** As he collides with and unaware Triple H, it sends him flying off the apron and slamming into the guard rails. As The Game holds his back in pain Jericho rolls under the bottom rope out of the ring. He begins to pound on Triple H who is still holding his back on the ground. As Jericho continues to pound away at him, the ref separates him from Triple H. He yells at Jericho to get in the ring and checks on "The Game". As the ref hunkers down to check on him , Triple H shoves him away. He gets up looking angrier than before and slides into the ring. Both men throw lefts and rights at each other with all the power they have. Finally Triple H kicks Jericho in the gut causing him to bend over. As he does this Triple H thrusts his knee into Jericho’s head knocking him to the ground. As the ref slides into the ring he calls for the bell to signal the start of the match. As Jericho begins to rise to his feet, Triple H begins to stomp him back down. He goes on and on until The ref has to force him away from Jericho who is downed in the corner. Triple H once again shoves the ref down who quickly scurries to his feet. The Game drags Jericho out of the corner and as he does, he is kick across the face. Hunter checks himself for blood and looks back at Jericho who has just gotten to his feet. He kicks at Hunter, but it is caught by his left arm. Triple H holds onto his leg, but Jericho laughs at him and hits an enziguri to the side of the head. Hunter falls hard to the ground as he releases Jericho’s leg. Jericho then precedes with elbows to the back of Hunter. With each drop of an elbow Hunter shrieks in pain from being slammed into the guard rail earlier. Jericho continues to weaken the back of The Game with hard kicks. He then grabs Triple H by the hair and begins to lift him up. He puts Hunter’s head under his arm and lifts him up into a vertical suplex. Jericho stalls with Hunter in the air for a few seconds and then sends him crashing to the ground. Triple H squirms in pain as both men try to regain their stature. As the ref begins the ten count both men slowly begin to make their way to their feet. The count reaches nine and finally both men stand tall in opposing corners. As they look into eachother’s eyes a deep hatred can be felt. A hatred like no other before. Both men walk towards eachother and lock up in the center of the ring. Triple H forces Jericho into the corner and knees him in the stomach. As Y2J bends over in the corner, The Game pounds away at the back of his neck. He then lifts Jericho up onto the top turnbuckle where he tries to recover. Triple H grabs hold of him and begins to ascend the ropes. He reaches the second rope and lifts Jericho up to his feet. As he stands on the top turnbuckle Triple H forces Jericho’s head under his arms. He goes for a superplex, but Jericho doesn’t budge. He starts throwing punches into Triple H’s side and shoves him off the top turnbuckle crashing down onto the mat. Jericho turns around on the top turnbuckle and looks back for a brief second before leaping off into a moonsault. As he comes crashing down there is no Triple H to break his fall. Jericho holds his gut in pain as Triple H pulls himself up with the help of the ropes. He walks over to the fallen Lion Heart, and stomps away at his stomach, putting him in even more pain. Triple H signals for the pedigree and lifts up Jericho by his hair. He shoves Jericho’s head between his legs and a smirk appears across his face. As he reaches down for Jericho’s arms he is suddenly snatched down as Jericho goes for the Lion Tamer. Fighting with all his might Triple H shoves Jericho away with his legs. He begins crawling towards the ropes and pulls himself up. As Jericho stands holding his aching rib cage, Triple runs at him. As he reaches him, he thrust his knee into the forehead of Jericho busting him wide open. As both men fall to the ground Jericho holds his busted forehead as blood pours out onto the mat. Triple H makes it to his feet, and grabs Jericho by his head full of blood covered hair. He once again places his head between his legs and does a cut throat motion signaling the end for Jericho. Jericho realizing it could be the end for him suddenly reaches deep down inside for a burst of energy. As Triple H grabs his arms, he is lifted up into the air and thrown to the outside. As the falls to the ground he hits his head on the announce table causing his head to be gashed open. He holds his head as blood flows out all over his hands. Jericho, finally making it to his feet bounces off the ropes and goes catapulting over the top rope to the outside colliding with Triple H. Both men lay there bleeding continuously. Finally the both start to show some sign of life as The ref begins the ten count. Both men trying their hardest try to make it to their feet, but it is no use. They are both battered and beaten and have nothing left in them. The ref reaches ten and calls for the bell signaling the end of a great battle. ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a double count out this match has ended in a draw. **The crowd let out loud boos as both men finally make it to their feet. They both make their way into the ring, and look at the ref with their crimson red faces from all the blood. Out of nowhere "Sexy Boy" blasts out over the P.A. system. The Commissioner Shawn Michaels slings open the black curtain and comes jogging out. He is wearing blue jeans, a black t-shirt and cowboy boots. He begins to make his way down to the ring as each member of the audience erupts into cheers for their all time favorite NHBWO superstar. Michaels climbs the steps and makes his way into the ring. He asks for a microphone and signals for his music to cut. As both men stand in opposing corners blood continues to stream down their faces. Michaels smile at them both and begins to speak.** SHAWN MICHAELS If I heard it correctly the referee just ended this match due to a double count out. Well let me tell you something. At Night of Glory, "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels will be refereeing the Elimination Chamber. And when I referee that match, there will be no draw. I’m not going to count out anyone and that’s why right now, this match is officially still going. Now ring the damn bell. **The bell sounds once again and HBK takes off his black shirt revealing a referee shirt. The fans go wild and the eyes of both Jericho and Triple H grow big.** Both men, completely exhausted slowly make their way towards eachother. They both connect with lefts and rights. Triple H then shoves Jericho into the corner and begins to choke him. As Chris’s face starts to turn purple, HBK pulls Triple H off of him. He gets in Triple H’s face and tells him to watch out. As HBK keeps Triple H distracted Jericho charges out of the corner tackling The Game. Shawn moves out of the way and Jericho runs towards the ropes. He jumps up onto the middles one and flips backwards landing a lion sault on Triple H. Hunter rolls over in pain as Jericho makes pulls himself up by the ropes. Shawn checks on Triple H and helps him up into the corner. Jericho charges at him again but hits the turnbuckles with nobody home. He begins to stagger and Triple H kicks him in the gut. As he looks around with his crimson red face the fans begin to chant for Jericho. Once again reaching down deep, he snatches Triple h to the ground and goes for the lion tamer. He flips The Game over and has it locked in. Screaming from the pain, Hunter tries to make it to the ropes, but it is no use because they are so far away. HBK lowers himself down towards Jericho who is using all he has left in him to hold The Game in the submission hold. Finally with nothing left Triple H taps out. WINNER: Chris Jericho **Michaels calls for the bell, but Jericho still keeps the hold on Triple H. Michaels starts to walk away but suddenly Sweet Chin Music’s Jericho causing him to break the hold and fall to the ground unconscious. Both men lay on the ground holding their aching bodies as Shawn Michales poses in the center of the ring. His music hits and as the show fades away the last thing seen is Michaels talking trash to both Triple H and Jericho.**
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