Post by "Deadly Candy" Dallas Davis on Jul 4, 2007 18:08:36 GMT -5
~The scene opens at the beach where SNME’s newest young stud is relaxing and working on his tan. Lady after lady walks by him, all staring at him and tilting their sunglasses to take a better look. He simply looks back and sighs for those unfortunate ladies. He looks around seeing a bunch of friends playing volleyball in their bikini’s, a mother putting sun block on her young son, and little kids building sand castles. He leans over and picks up his strawberry dacari and takes a sip through his long, swirly straw. The little umbrella tilts over on the other side of the glass as he puts it back down. He stretches out his arms over his head, making his abs obvious to see. More girls walk by and smile at him, but he simply looks away. He takes a deep breath and continues to relax. A young man then walks by wearing red Speedos and sunglasses. He tilts his sunglasses down to take a look at the muscular man tanning. He smiles and continues walking by~
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Now that’s more like it! This is what I come to the beach for, to work on my tan, show off my exquisite body, and to check out every hunk I see. That’s what I’m all about; looking my best, and getting with the best, and now that I’m a member of SNME, they’ve now got the best. Since I was a little boy, it’s been my dream to be a wrestler. I remember back in high school, the wrestling coach wouldn’t let me be on the team. My mother was livid about this, so I was transferred to a new school and they allowed me to join their team. When my new school got to face my old school in wrestling, I proudly defeated a member of my old school’s team. I was underestimated as a human being, and treated like a dog. Well, just look at me now. I’m a big star, and that asshole is still a gym teacher. I worked my ass off to get where I am today, and finally I get to make my mark on the biggest industry in the wrestling world, SNME!
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Now that’s more like it! This is what I come to the beach for, to work on my tan, show off my exquisite body, and to check out every hunk I see. That’s what I’m all about; looking my best, and getting with the best, and now that I’m a member of SNME, they’ve now got the best. Since I was a little boy, it’s been my dream to be a wrestler. I remember back in high school, the wrestling coach wouldn’t let me be on the team. My mother was livid about this, so I was transferred to a new school and they allowed me to join their team. When my new school got to face my old school in wrestling, I proudly defeated a member of my old school’s team. I was underestimated as a human being, and treated like a dog. Well, just look at me now. I’m a big star, and that asshole is still a gym teacher. I worked my ass off to get where I am today, and finally I get to make my mark on the biggest industry in the wrestling world, SNME!
~Todd Grisham walks over to Dallas Davis in his bathing suit and some white lotion on his nose~
Todd Grisham: Uh…excuse me..
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Sorry, not interested.[/color]
Todd Grisham: Actually, I’m Todd Grisham; I’m an interviewer for SNME.
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AWESOME! So like, are you here to interview me?[/color]
Todd Grisham: Yes, actually, I’ve been looking everywhere for you. I don’t know if you’re aware, but you’re booked in your debut match this week against another newcomer, the “Extreme Machine” Johnny Conan. You’ve finally got what you wanted, your debut match. What are your thoughts?
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My thoughts? I feel FABULOUS! Finally! My first real professional match. And yes, I was aware of it. I saw Johnny Conan’s promo on TV the other day, what a freak! But that’s a good thing; we have a lot in common actually. He’s a freak in the ring, and I’m a freak in the sheets! Haha. No really, he’s pretty spooky. His promo was all dark with little girls singing and shit, like I’m sooooo scared! Johnny can be as weird as he wants, but it’s not my fault he’s a loser. Just cause he had no friends in school and had no social life doesn’t mean he has to join wrestling to try and hurt everyone. I came to this business for one thing….well, maybe two…but I’m here to win! I won’t be afraid of his Addam’s Family attire or his nasty attitude, that’s so 1980’s. I have one thing that I know he doesn’t have, and that’s my will to win. I worked my way to get here, and I won’t get pushed away by some Raven rip-off. His promo says, “he’s here…”, well last time I checked, I’m here too! And it just so happens that I’m obviously better than him in oh so many ways, such as fitness, sports, way better looking, and of course, sex. So Johnny, if you’ve got the balls…hehe balls…ahem, if you’ve got the balls, you come out for a real wrestling match. When I see you, I’ll be smiling all right, I’ll be smiling at the fact my first match will be an easy success. Now that SNME has “Deadly Candy” on their roster, it finally has that perfect touch of “fab” that it needed. I’m the most entertaining man in wrestling today based on my sex appeal and my in-ring capabilities. I’m exactly what the wrestling world needed; the greatest homosexual God has ever placed on this Earth. [/color]
Todd Grisham: Uh..wait, what?
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What’s wrong, sweetie?[/color]
Todd Grisham: You’re gay?
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Well, of course! I’m gayer than Christmas in Bloomingdales! [/color]
Todd Grisham:..*cough*, oh…
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Now sugar, don’t try and hide it, it’s ok to be gay.
Todd Grisham: I’m not gay…
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Haha right, and I’m Bette Midler. Anyway, this week will be my in-ring debut against the freak of nature. I’m so excited! My dream has finally come true. I like how my opponent calls himself the “Extreme Machine” haha; well I’ve got an extreme machine of my own. You see Johnny; I’m not your ordinary wrestler. I don’t need some ridiculous gimmick to get me over with the fans; I’m going out there and being whom I truly am. I am the most fabulous wrestler in this industry today, and once I get done with you in my first match, these fans will realize how amazing I really am. A true athlete who gives his all to make each and every fan out there loves what they’re watching. I put smiles on all those faces, and I put asses in those seats. Come Monday, I’ll get my hands on you, one way or another, if you know what I mean.[/color]
Todd Grisham: WELL! I think that’s all the time we have for today, good luck in your match!
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See you later hunny buns! Oh, and see you soon Johnny.[/color]
~Dallas smiles and winks into the camera as Todd Grisham gets up and quickly walks off. Dallas laughs at the frightened interviewer as he leans back down to continue his tanning as the scene fades~[/center]
OCC: Haha this was fun writing, let me know what you guys think of my new guy